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Travel / Re: Nigerian Lady Assaulted At Warere Beach Hotel In Zanzibar, Tanzania by Dpundict: 8:37pm On Apr 16, 2022
So only you fly go vacation for zanzibar? Why do I feel that someone was also on that trip with coordinates to your room and probably bankrolled the trip? I am just asking!! I find it hard to believe.

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Health / Re: Rate My Gym Body (Picture) by Dpundict: 10:12am On Apr 15, 2022
Me!! I no wan even near gym at all. If the belle like make e grow or swell up. I no fit kee myself. The goal is not to be a 40-secs man after all the gym because we done hear that kain tin before, buff body + 40-secs.
Food / Re: Lady Finds Cockroach In Her Sealed Juice (Photos) by Dpundict: 3:39pm On Apr 14, 2022
mariovito:
This incident reminds me of a case we studied in 200L Commercial Law class. The case of Donoghue v. Stevenson a.k.a snail in the bottle case.

The case involved Mrs May Donoghue drinking a bottle of ginger beer in a café in Paisley, Renfrewshire, Scotland. Unknown to her or anybody else, a decomposed snail was in the bottle. She fell ill, and subsequently sued the ginger beer manufacturer, Mr Stevenson. The House of Lords held that the manufacturer owed a duty of care to her, which was breached because it was reasonably foreseeable that failure to ensure the product's safety would lead to harm to consumers. There was also a sufficiently proximate relationship between consumers and product manufacturers.

It enunciated the principle that Manufacturers have a legal duty of care to the ultimate consumers of their products if it is not possible for defects to be identified before the goods are received.

If our sister here can prepare well, and with credible witnesses, she has a case against the juice company.

So you are a colleague bro?
Crime / Re: Please She Said I Raped Her But I Didn't Do It Now She Is Threatening Me by Dpundict: 1:27pm On Apr 04, 2022
Section 1(1) and section 3 Violence against persons (prohibition) Act, 2015, also section 263 criminal law of lagos state, 2015 and okoyomon v. State will join to hold you for Attempted Rape. You are done for!! Next time you will control you urges and fingers.

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Politics / Re: DSS Had Knowledge Of An Impending Attack On MKO Abiola Stadium - David Hundeyin by Dpundict: 6:55am On Mar 30, 2022
olril17:
I'm a Yoruba and I'm speaking on behalf of millions of other Yoruba people that we will not vote tinubu in 2023...its over our dead body a corrupt and and an absolute unintelligent fool like tinubu will ever become president of this country.
Affliction will never rise twice.
stop equating the useless oloriburuku,mashanfani,afofungbemu,alatenujes alailopolo tinubu supporters on nairaland to Yoruba people.. they do not speak for us..they only speak for SW APC...they are bunch of useless noisemaking irritants.
SW APC is not SW..
if any fool tell u Tinubu has SW on lockdown...its a lie.
no sensible Yoruba apart from his urchins are supporting tinubu....
a won omoale jatijatii
You are right. I have been seeing and hearing yoruba people who know the truth arguing with others on why the man should not be president.
Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman's Free Food Restaurant Opens To The Public (Photos) by Dpundict: 10:00am On Mar 20, 2022
Rahym001:
Me I don't trust this his free food. Destiny takers
Until your religious brothers in the place your name came from repeats the same than the peace in the northeast now, can you have a distrust of the gesture. Thank you and please argue with your keyboard in case you need it

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Programming / Re: What's The Best Laptop For Coding by Dpundict: 12:16am On Mar 09, 2022
sommy03:
I priced Hp spectre at Lagos and I heard #900k...
16G ram
2TB HDD
Core i7
I got a razer blade fairly with same description for 600k, gadget is cool, fast, loud and wonderful but very heavy because ofthe metal casing and size being 17inches
Romance / Re: Should I Save My Sister Or Mind My Business? by Dpundict: 12:08am On Mar 09, 2022
After seeing her smile, I want to ask that someone should send the number to a brother before opportunity go pass a brother bye!!. Thank you

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Education / Re: How Many Times Did You Write Jamb? by Dpundict: 10:29pm On Mar 04, 2022
6 times. Lowest score was 254. Left several admissions because they weren't Law.
Crime / Re: Lady Cries As She Discovers Her Boyfriend Has Used Her For Ritual (Video, Pix) by Dpundict: 9:46am On Feb 14, 2022
nachisunday:
Girls only date guys that look rich and go broke in pocket. Thats my prob with girls of nowadays
Smart guys disguise with wretched identity not knowing they have over 4m inside aza. Sense..
That's why I am still single bro. I never show it to anyone that I make legit cool cash monthly. I come out looking like I am suffering so most times these ladies looks at me from head to toe when I say hi and they keep walking. Laughter always comes to me at such moments but trust me I handle it well.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Sex Is Not A Valentine's Day Gift by Dpundict: 9:33am On Feb 14, 2022
makydebbie:
I've never had a val before cos I don't celebrate Valentine.
Awwnnn!! She is like me wink.
I have never had a val so I can't really tell about all these things people are saying and I am 37 yrs old o!! God dey sha. Lol
Romance / Re: Ladies, Sex Is Not A Valentine's Day Gift by Dpundict: 9:29am On Feb 14, 2022
PetroleumJelly:
ma val day wish is dat ma gf put tom tom insy ha yansh smiley
And they you will lick if off like the way a dog laps water. I feel that bro!!! grin grin tongue
Romance / Re: It's Over, My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by Dpundict: 7:57pm On Feb 10, 2022
How can you be asking us for advice on murder?? Na wa for you o!!
Romance / Re: Help, My Roommates Hate Me So Much Because Of My Looks. What Can I Do? by Dpundict: 7:24pm On Feb 10, 2022
Find another place and move before they will physically taint your beauty by injuring you. If they do so they can only be expelled and prosecuted if necessary but the scar will never leave. Learn now from the experiences of people roommates have harmed.
Be very safe because if they can burn a gown they can do more
Romance / Re: Mom Gets Ruler Tattoo To Measure Manhood Sizes Before Sex (pic) by Dpundict: 5:13pm On Feb 06, 2022
Am I the only person noticing the disgust on the face of the girl in black behind her?? grin grin

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Career / Re: Man With Two Degrees And Phd Now Working As Labourer At Dangote Refinery by Dpundict: 1:25pm On Feb 05, 2022
mystery22:
How is that possible...or is his score poor
So you still dey live in the scores era? I can't believe it. Look at where Grades has gotten us to in Nigeria today since those with the grades and scores manipulates the figures for those without them and they then rule us. Weldon!!
Agriculture / Re: What Is The Name Of This Strange Looking Fruit by Dpundict: 11:05pm On Jan 25, 2022
ATEMOYA is the name. Google it. I am even looking for the seedling to take home and plant. Ate it and loved it.
Politics / Re: Nigerians React As Tinubu Informs Buhari Of His Presidential Ambition In 2023 by Dpundict: 8:08am On Jan 11, 2022
seunmsg:
There will be no hardship in a Tinubu presidency. He will turn the fortunes of Nigeria around and the land will become prosperous. What we should be looking forward to is shared prosperity and not hardship. He did it in Lagos and he will do it in Nigeria.
I wish the prosperity is really shared in lagos after all that I read as someone who wrote a dissertation on taxation in lagos.
Religion / Re: What Do You Think About Born Again Brothers Chasing Worldly Sisters? by Dpundict: 12:46pm On Jan 09, 2022
My answer is that the worldly sisters are also the born-again sisters on Sunday. You only have to look well to know I am right on this one. Have you seen ashawo that doesn't have a bible in their room?. Same goes for the sisters on weekdays and born-again on Sunday.

Note: I don't support prostitution but I did a research once on a brother who was always preaching to us in the hostel on a daily but also daily goes to a brothel off campus every evening to get his fix. I tracked him to the room actually. grin student things as a uniben undergraduate who wanted to burst his bubble.

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Education / Re: The Current State Of Toilets In UNICAL Hostels by Dpundict: 10:24am On Jan 07, 2022
Those two years in the uniben hostel taught me not to be amazed by these pictures. We used to wash toilet before we do the needful and sometimes it was really hellish and messy. Yuck!!!
Food / Re: How My Jollof Rice Turned To Water Rice by Dpundict: 11:25pm On Dec 30, 2021
Put some of the fish and shrimps inside the scoop and use it to swallow eba or eat yam/plantain. I am sure it will taste nice
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Just Moved Into My Apartment by Dpundict: 11:07pm On Dec 28, 2021
In all my years, I have never slept in a lady's house. I think it is because I have never really been in a relationship with a lady in love with me. embarassed
Romance / Re: Lady Surprises Her Boyfriend With A Plot Of Land On His Birthday (Video) by Dpundict: 6:06pm On Dec 23, 2021
muykem:
That lady is very wise but if l am the man, I will reject it.
Because you just want to chop and run na
Family / Re: Man Buys His Wife A Private Jet As Christmas Gift: Video by Dpundict: 10:14pm On Dec 20, 2021
All those who dey intimidate with iPhone love where una dey?? undecided
Romance / Re: All My Efforts To Settle Down This Year Is Failing by Dpundict: 9:40am On Dec 18, 2021
Boss13:


You're looking for a wife in Lagos and worse still in Ajah/Lekki? What are you smoking and drinking again?
Bro grin I don't drink or even smoke at all o. I am a very very regular guy o. I thought wife dey ajah before o. My eyes done clear bro.
Romance / Re: All My Efforts To Settle Down This Year Is Failing by Dpundict: 3:40pm On Dec 16, 2021
It is well bro. I have met worse here in ajah.

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Education / Re: Nurses That Won The Prizes For Nursing At Obafemi Awolowo University (Pics) by Dpundict: 12:50pm On Dec 11, 2021
Katcall:
a nurse once suck my dick in my ward

Damnnnn!! You should have married her bro!! That shit is lit if she was genuinely into you bro.
Education / Re: Nurses That Won The Prizes For Nursing At Obafemi Awolowo University (Pics) by Dpundict: 12:49pm On Dec 11, 2021
yunqdady:

I'm a nurse myself and we aren't bitter. Majority of those "Nurses" in private hospitals aren't registered nurses. They are quacks. Fake, not licensed and not fit. Nurse Eliza them, Imposters. They and their trainers should be jailed in a sane country.
I think I just found a nurse to be my friend grin

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Education / Re: Nurses That Won The Prizes For Nursing At Obafemi Awolowo University (Pics) by Dpundict: 12:44pm On Dec 11, 2021
AdaAde:
They've started preparing their japa papers. This country isn't ready to accommodate game changers.
Babe!! I want to say that certificates and awards doesn't make anyone a game changer, it is the aftermath and effect outside school that defines who the really intelligent ones were. First class and third class only academically stratify a group of people but impact can be different after all the awards. Make everyone just maintain im lane so we no go later compare wealth, influence and certificates after graduation. Thank you

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Romance / Re: I’m Devastated Right Now. Don’t Know What To Do Atm by Dpundict: 11:29pm On Dec 10, 2021
You gerrit!! tongue tongue undecided
Religion / Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by Dpundict: 1:28pm On Dec 05, 2021
Elijah or Elisha. Those miracles are still surprising me whenever I read them.

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Celebrities / Re: 'I Once Had Sex At The Back Of A Trailer' - Genny Uzoma by Dpundict: 4:23pm On Dec 02, 2021
lottomkyes200:
Hmmmm that must be with the driver wow
I accidentally clicked report. Tried to end it as I was using my left thumb when I wanted to click the like. So sorry if I went through.

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