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Politics / Re: Avoid Using Makeup On Election Day, INEC Tells Anambra Women by Dpundict: 10:45pm On Oct 17, 2021
What if person use makeup for the registration and no makeup come make the system no recognise am nko?
Family / Re: My Uncle Has Decided To End His Marriage Of 30 Years by Dpundict: 6:22pm On Oct 17, 2021
Sonnobax15:
grin Na real male sons indeed grin. But aunty Poco, there's nothing these sons know that my dad who's the closest man to their father don't know......The Problem all started when my uncle sat his wife down,and told her he want to sell one of his buildings (precisely the one in PH) so that he can use the money to build a house in his home town since he's already aging...But the wife didn't agree to his plan... Instead,she insisted on the fact that everything belongs to her children and my uncle shouldn't even dare sell any of his property cheesy

Imagine am na cheesy. Children wey about 3 oury of the 5 dey do well..
I suspect he may just be the provider not the father. I am just saying
Celebrities / Re: Prince Kpokpogri Deletes Apology Issued To Janemena’s Husband, Andre by Dpundict: 6:16pm On Oct 17, 2021
For that nyash to be shaking like that when she is twerking, do you know the amount of grease, crude oil, akamu, and kneading that it takes? Abeg make una leave her for us wey need her o!! If her husband comot sef that will mean -1, because we wen wan chop queue up dey wait. Some of you blaming her now dey her followers dey wait for the next twerk video to drop. Abeg Jane no mind them. Na man wey get baby sense cause this one. Mature men chop and keep mute on it. I am an isoko and I doubt most of what I heard in the audio because if her husband fully paid her bride price and did the traditional stuff then she can't do shit with another man unless she has probably gotten some juju to avert the consequences of that act. Do you know it is a taboo for another man to touch a married woman's waist or step over her cloth too? These reasons makes me doubt it though it is possible the shit happened before her marriage.

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Celebrities / Re: Hide Your Wives And Girlfriends – Boma Warns Men As He Steps Out In Style by Dpundict: 2:35pm On Oct 15, 2021
Antoeni:
Boma thinks, he's catching cruise right? Until he ends up like[b]Reuben[/b] in the bible. Jacob cursed Reuben because he slept with his wife. The children of Israel would go to war and only the sons of Reuben will be killed... Who mentions the tribe of Reuben? His blessings and rights as the 1st son of Jacob were enjoyed by the sons of Joseph. Reuben became few and never excelled until Moses reversed that curse.
Boma ,Your Destruction is Near
Why did you call my name na!! I no dey do people wife na. That Reuben done die since, na me dey here now o grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Huge Explosion Hits Shia Mosque In Afghanistan, 32 Killed by Dpundict: 12:59pm On Oct 15, 2021
It is all about "peace". If you know you know!!

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Romance / Re: This Is What I Did To A Young Lady Who Told Me She Was In A Serious Relationship by Dpundict: 12:51pm On Oct 15, 2021
Ma nigga!!
Politics / Re: Fakeye Olufemi: Carpenters, Taxi Drivers Should Pay Tax — They Make Money by Dpundict: 10:42pm On Oct 14, 2021
We will soon be taxed for owning a vagina and pen too. Just watch
Family / Re: Should I Tell My Dad That My Step-brother Is Not His Son ? by Dpundict: 6:08pm On Oct 14, 2021
If he will leave any property when he dies, then tell him otherwise you stand to lose your inheritance to another man's child. Believe it or not.
Secondly, tell him you have someone or something you want him to help you do away from the house and not anywhere nearby so that family will not see both of you discussing it, or him rushing home to spoil the show in anger. Take him to a bar or eatery, buy something, sit and calmly show him the evidence. He will treasure it after he overcomes the hurt he has been put through by the mother of the child.
You can thank me later.
Travel / Re: 105 Years Later, A Letter In A Bottle Thrown From Titanic's Deck Found (Pics) by Dpundict: 6:00pm On Oct 14, 2021
Who else is seeing that bald head!!?
Fashion / Re: Barber Cuts Customers' Hair With Axe (photo) by Dpundict: 5:47pm On Oct 14, 2021
Mad o!! grin
Romance / Re: Is It Okay To Tell A Boy You Have Vaginal Infection? by Dpundict: 7:25pm On Oct 12, 2021
When they want to use you they will not care. Run now
Romance / Re: Was I Too Fast In Defining The Relationship? by Dpundict: 10:39pm On Oct 10, 2021
This mistake is what almost made me a father to another man's baby which would have been born this year and who knows if I would not have regretted it.
Politics / Re: Umahi Orders The Arrest Of Godfrey Chikwere Over Facebook Post He Made by Dpundict: 10:36pm On Oct 10, 2021
Hmmm! Na wao! See jail see Godfrey o!!
Religion / Re: Pandora: My Observation About Bishop Oyedepo's Tax Haven Controversy - Highered by Dpundict: 10:30pm On Oct 10, 2021
Are the accounts winners accounts or are they his family accounts? Because I believe if they were winners owned, other senior pastors would have been mentioned as directors too. I am not his advocate anyway.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Huge Explosion Hits Shia Mosque In Afghanistan, 100 Killed (Disturbing Photos) by Dpundict: 3:08pm On Oct 08, 2021
It is all about "peace". But after I read 1984, I realized that "war is peace". Thank you.

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Education / Re: Bode Okundayo, UNIBEN Lecturer Accused Of Raping 400 Level Student In His Office by Dpundict: 1:25pm On Oct 06, 2021
This idiot was always shouting at us in 100 level that year when we were taking ENL as part of our courses, he was always feeling as if he owns the world. Nemesis!!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Asking For 549K Cause She Got Hnd Admission. by Dpundict: 11:24am On Oct 05, 2021
Fking refuse to give her the money and damn the consequences. In fact send her a break up message and don't forget to tell her she won't have the money in the message. If you are having skeletons in your cupboard of course you can do otherwise
Politics / Re: Sheikh Zakzaky: Majority Of Nigerians In Favour Of Islamic System Of Government by Dpundict: 2:22pm On Sep 30, 2021
E be like say you done ready to go back to your cell! because i am a Christian and won't mind killing or being killed to defend it. i am from south south not north and Mohammed/Allah has nothing on us, na juju we dey serve before Christianity come naija so do your research and limit it to the north and states that islam colonized. thank u.
Family / Re: Here Are 4 Essential Things A Man Must Possess Before Marriage. by Dpundict: 1:28pm On Sep 28, 2021
Plus 7 minutes or 45 mins otherwise! You know the rest, once a hoe always a show grin
Romance / Re: What A Lady I Helped Did To Me by Dpundict: 1:26pm On Sep 28, 2021
My profile
I gave idiot 5k, result was one-line answer, she left
Imo girl came, treated her well too, she stole.
Simping days totally over.
I don't fking care mode activated whether pussified or not.

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Romance / Re: I Don't Understand My Girlfriend by Dpundict: 11:08am On Sep 28, 2021
Delete her number from your phone, but remember some of the digits so you can know when she calls. That way you will not ch2ck her status and she will really know you are on the move but so long you are still having it and checking, you will soon go begging on your knees. Quote me

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Properties / Re: Please Help, Landlady Has Taken My Anger To Another Level. by Dpundict: 9:58am On Sep 28, 2021
My landlord and landlady will know the devil that they have been messing with in November. I have been bearing alot since December last year but since I will never renew my apartment here after all they have done from packing the sand of the place I stood Last Thursday and other evils before that, I will show them I am not the person who they have been seeing in the compound. I already reported them at police station before for what they once did to my water. This time, it will only take my 50k balance to forestall the inevitable from happening.
Crime / Re: Solomon Oboh Commits Suicide, Wills Mobile Phone To Girlfriend by Dpundict: 4:47pm On Sep 12, 2021
slawormiir:

I think it is time they introduce some Essential course into Tertiary curriculum just like CED
Courses like ruggedity, toughness, hardness and street wise...should be introduced( ruggedity 217, toughness 120, hardness 318
Just like these courses but I am battling depression for the 8th time now. Family issues will not give me peace but not even my courses in school like psychology has helped me once but the fear of what goes on when I die. I feel his pain but I must hang on despite all the hate i see from my family members
Family / Re: ”we Share Her Peacefully” – Twin Brothers Who Married One Wife by Dpundict: 12:17pm On Sep 12, 2021
Auxtin85:
If God does not deal with this generation accordingly he will have to apologise to Sodom and Gomorrah
Dr. Morris Cerullo said so.
Food / Re: Nigerians And Jollof - Representing Nairaland With My Nigerian Jollof In Canada by Dpundict: 12:41pm On Sep 10, 2021
I now officially name your group" the chop-life crew".
I am still trying to get my programming skills to back my law certificates and appear somewhere in that country. Chai!!

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Politics / Re: Islamic Police, Hisbah Seizes Two Vehicles With 5,760 Cartons Of Beer In Kano by Dpundict: 8:15am On Sep 09, 2021
Splitmind:
Well done Hisbah! Anti Islamic substances need to be destroyed for peace to reign.
We will deport you there at the right time grin

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Politics / Re: Islamic Police, Hisbah Seizes Two Vehicles With 5,760 Cartons Of Beer In Kano by Dpundict: 8:10am On Sep 09, 2021
Bornsinner7:
I don't understand Nigeria..

How can a law permit you to do a kind of business and within the same nation, a part says no.. we don't allow such business here..

So if you are to sue this people now.. which court has more power?? The Sharia court or the supreme court??.. where is the supremacy of the law??
This goes to tell you that we have two countries in Nigeria. Criminal codes in south, penal code in north, sharia mostly north, customary courts mostly south, etc. Offences that will make them kill a person in south are let go unpunished in north. What more can I say!! U know the rest.

There can't be two separate constitution of two different institutions guilding one nation
Family / Re: My Husband Lasts Only 2 Minutes In Bed - Housewife Seeks Divorce by Dpundict: 10:59pm On Sep 07, 2021
DigiPerson:
Lol. The man still try pass Churchill of 40s.
The guy must have upgraded now. The new baby mama no say he is 40secs o
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Tega & Boma Being Cheered By Fans Outside Beat FM, Lagos: Pics & Video by Dpundict: 5:22pm On Sep 07, 2021
It is well!!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: "I'm Sad And Don't Know What To Do" - Tega's Husband Breaks Silence by Dpundict: 2:22pm On Sep 07, 2021
That Tega maybe see something in boma that her husband may not have or have but has not been doing or exploring. I don't mean cucumber and 2 oranges though, but I feel she has a reason for what she did. I don't blame her or boma either but I blame the situation she found herself in while in that house. Condoms are missing and you can tell they know who is getting some action and may even get aroused on occasions when others are doing stuffs sexually in their presence. A duvet cover the bodies but cannot cover the moans take note. A moan can dent 40 years of good sexual character when heard in circumstances beyond one's control. Imagine being sexually attached (atleast that happens in marriage with frequency) and these things happened to put one in the mood and then there is no way the partner will be allowed to gain access to her. I think big brother has a share of the blame because he should have allowed a little room off camera for her as someone's wife to at least have even an hour of privacy with her husband like once a week but no we can only blame her. I ask this here now. How many of us can stay away from doing as she did in the number of days and the things happening in that house without either doing a one-man session with soap etc?, does it mean that her husband doesn't have sexual urges in her absence and may need her to quell them occasionally? But bbn never factored these in before airing her to you perverts watching, enjoying her down moment and now blaming her.
What is wrong can't be right but the blame swings 3 ways in my one-piece opinion.
Thank you
Romance / Re: Moriah Mills: I Don't Have Female Friends Because Their Partners Always Want Me by Dpundict: 1:43pm On Sep 07, 2021
Erectile object of xvideos.com bragging about sh*t. We the fans of videos know better. Abeg! No one should come and tell me what I already see and know about her.

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Romance / Re: Moriah Mills: I Don't Have Female Friends Because Their Partners Always Want Me by Dpundict: 1:36pm On Sep 07, 2021
OGraffix:



op wetin Moriah mills they do here now
Too much porn is disturbing op I suppose grin

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