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I swear on my testicles bro. She will do it. I am a victim of it and I assure you she will make it happen with your two eyes wide open. Better you run now because even your family too will receive it after she has done away with your brother and no one else is available to do it to and FINALLY SHE MAY JUST WATCH YOU DIE one day so she can inherit you. Take this advice seriously because you will remember me after marrying her.

I saw it somewhere!

Now I just remember I dey find wifey lai dis and I assure you that she will not pound anything because na only eba I dey swallow.

We4all:
Now that I think about it, is she biracial? Since when is posing for the cameras the same as yam pounding? All these social media yeyebrities will never learn. If Churchill failed with a lot of women, what makes you think your case will be different?

Instead of her to focus on how to make her fake mariage work, she is busy posting videos and pictures up and down to pepper Tonto Dike. Any one who goes back to lick Tonto Dike's vomit needs to have her head checked. This marriage has an expiry date. make I go check am first.

Have some faith with her bro!! the fact it didn't work with Tonto dikeh doesn't mean it can't be otherwise for someone else, and I feel she is trying to be better having been with the man and may have heard some of the things that led to their breakfast being served. No man is an island so we must be flexible when with a partner to learn and do things which if not done to our best or their expectations will make a difference in their hearts and minds giving them the reminder that "though it wasn't his/her best an effort was made". My 2-piece. Peace

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, the bible warns we christians against the consumption of bread in Leviticus 23:14 ( We christians were specifically warned not to eat bread and grains). Any Christian that consumes bread and grains will end up in Hell . May we never perish in Jesus name . Amen

And ye shall eat neither bread, nor parched corn, nor green ears, {until the selfsame day that ye have brought an offering unto your God: } it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations in all your dwellings. Leviticus 23:14 kjv

Please explain the part in the verse that I have enclosed in curly brackets.

We dey suffer, them dey tax us fire! From airtime,data, SMS to bank deposits, withdrawals, eatery purchases, electronic and gadget purchases etc etc.

Romanoff:
Nkan be o.

Bishop Kukah and Bishop Oyedepo who are very vocal about the government have never been caught in a scandal like this.

What is so special about this apostle wey na only him dey get this kind scandal?

What do these women stand to gain by accusing him?

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Checked your profile. Your fingers are beautiful so that will be all I need to conclude on your beautiful face you covered. ; : Apple no dey fall far from the tree.

Sonnobax15:

Normally,I don't have ex...Once we end the relationship,I immediately tag you as "my late girlfriend".

Well, jokes apart,my immediate past late banny was really a nice banny to a fault.......Too many sweet memories we both shared but let's just say let's bygones be bygones.

New line "My late girlfriend". You have just become my mentor

Is he Jesus or Mohammed??

Politics of sentiment spotted!!

I went to a lawfirm in 2020 June to submit my application. The receptionist faulted my 2.2 result and in my presence was throwing my application into the bin. I was shocked and I humbly asked her if I could retrieve it and I picked it from the bin where she had already dropped it. The lawfirm was at sterling towers, marina. That day a tear drop escaped from my eyes and it reduced my reliance on certificates though I am still acquiring more certificates.

Some of you here are coup planners and executors every day by calling tribes names and twisting information to favour your region, hide facts if it doesn't favour your tribe and it associate tribes etc. Make Una continue

Kewtt:
That town should be razed to ashes. It truncated the Nigeria of our dreams. The statue makes everyone there an accomplice. An evidence of why we must not vote anything from that region ever

Reasoning for the anus is not far from this statement of yours.

Ezeama400:
DEAR NIGERIANS, BEFORE YOU CAST YOUR VOTE FOR ANY OF THE CONTENDERS ASK YOUR SELF THESE QUESTIONS

1, CAN I GIVE MY HARD EARNED MONEY FOR SOMEONE LIKE THE CANDIDATE I AM SUPPORTING TO SAVE FOR ME ?

2, CAN I HAND MY COMPANY TO SOMEONE LIKE THE CANDIDATE I AM SUPPORTING TO MANAGE FOR ME ?

THESE QUESTIONS WILL HELP YOU TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECISIONS DURING VOTING PROCESS.. DON'T ALLOW PROPAGANDA, LIES, DECEIT , TRIBAL AND RELIGIOUS BIGOTRY TO INFLUENCE YOU DURING VOTING THE VOTING PROCESS .. THE THIVES KNOW THEMSELVES, THAT IS WHY THEY WANT THE STATUS QUO TO REMAIN.. CONSIDER THE FUTURE OF YOUR CHILDREN.. EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO LEAVE THIS COUNTRY, ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME..



GOD BLESS US ALL

NB: in case they say I reported you, it was a mistake. I was trying to tap like but big fingers are touching report instead. So sorry!

lhordspy:
You are not making sense sir. AriseTV was unauthorised at the event. In a clearer terms; they werent invited. APC can sue them for Espionage.

AriseTV has been running campaign of calumnies against Tinubu. Personal attacks on him always. And you expect Tinubu to patronise them?

Please educate us on why Radio stations in Lagos are only broadcasting tinubu's presidential campaign jingles because I know he is not the only candidate contesting the election next month?

We wen get 5G phones and Airtel line already so we dey wait

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian , I will encourage we Christians to emulate our Muslim brothers and sisters by abstaining from that filthy animal called pig. The bible warns we Christian to abstain from consumption of pig in Deuteronomy 14:8. Any Christian that consumes pork meat will end up in Hell

Go and read the story of Cornelius in the new testament and remind me if it is still forbidden for a Christian to eat this animal and juxtapose the Lord Jesus Christ saying "it is finished" on the cross. I need to be reminded as to why I should avoid it.

I hope they transferred those useless one at Langbasa police station too. Some of them are con artists when a case is reported to them. Talking from experience.

Though I have never been married, this food so packaged makes me miss my wife after being single all these years including this year. Abeg! This lawyer needs a wife before it is too late. Responsible, hard-working and God-fearing ladies only.

How him go take chop now? Wawu!

Jeon:
Holy Spirit owns the breast.
But I owns papacock aka Daddyck's butt

There are things that we shouldn't play with.

Am i celebrating myself or the lord Jesus Christ? Most of us needs to give ourselves repentance so we can feel the real essence of Christmas. Anything else is just sheer display that doesn't add up to our spirituality.

It appears most of you didn't see the video of green apples being painted to to red!
It is well.

Una neva win, yet una done dey plan vendetta against opponents. Only God knows what will be done to states/tribes who did not vote for Apc. May God prevent this calamity from befalling us. Amen.

I am not a party member of any party so argue with your papa before you call me any party stalwart

Oxymoronic statement!!

Any argument that Jesus is not the only way to heaven.

So even billionaire dey use tissue dey clean nyash as i dey see waste bin there? Las las all of us dey equal.

The pills will be the ones that will poison him to death. He is just being deceived by the doctor.

Good!
Now let's begin sharing the Oli revenues based on number of oil wells per state to avoid stories that touch. Because some of us have almost 30 wells in our villages and we see nothing but rusted rooftops and charcoal-like particles inside rain water

This will cost #1,550 (if it is a kilogram)here is the Abijo area of lagos so you were lucky

Gay sex is now being allowed in the church? Are we saying that God has to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah? Because I see nothing else with this kind of church decisions against the Bible.

Rush-in(hiaaaaa!) Rush-out(this is where social media divorce comes in).