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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Jokingly Said She Will Separate Me And My Brother When We Get Married by Dpundict: 11:45am On Jan 26, 2023 |
I swear on my testicles bro. She will do it. I am a victim of it and I assure you she will make it happen with your two eyes wide open. Better you run now because even your family too will receive it after she has done away with your brother and no one else is available to do it to and FINALLY SHE MAY JUST WATCH YOU DIE one day so she can inherit you. Take this advice seriously because you will remember me after marrying her. |
Politics / Re: Keyamo Called Yaradua A Man With "Half-Liver And Half-Brain" (Throwback Video) by Dpundict: 11:42am On Jan 25, 2023 |
I saw it somewhere! 4 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: Rosy Meurer Pounds Yam For Churchill, Says She Will Learn Anything To Please Him by Dpundict: 11:37am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Now I just remember I dey find wifey lai dis and I assure you that she will not pound anything because na only eba I dey swallow. |
Celebrities / Re: Rosy Meurer Pounds Yam For Churchill, Says She Will Learn Anything To Please Him by Dpundict: 11:33am On Jan 25, 2023 |
We4all: Have some faith with her bro!! the fact it didn't work with Tonto dikeh doesn't mean it can't be otherwise for someone else, and I feel she is trying to be better having been with the man and may have heard some of the things that led to their breakfast being served. No man is an island so we must be flexible when with a partner to learn and do things which if not done to our best or their expectations will make a difference in their hearts and minds giving them the reminder that "though it wasn't his/her best an effort was made". My 2-piece. Peace |
Food / Re: How To Bake Soft & Fluffy Bread Rolls At Home With Your Pot (Photos & Video) by Dpundict: 3:04pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
GOTVee: And ye shall eat neither bread, nor parched corn, nor green ears, {until the selfsame day that ye have brought an offering unto your God: } it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations in all your dwellings. Leviticus 23:14 kjv Please explain the part in the verse that I have enclosed in curly brackets. |
Politics / Re: FIRS Makes ₦10 Trillion In Revenue For The First Time Ever by Dpundict: 10:18pm On Jan 23, 2023 |
We dey suffer, them dey tax us fire! From airtime,data, SMS to bank deposits, withdrawals, eatery purchases, electronic and gadget purchases etc etc. |
Celebrities / Re: I Was Pregnant 3 Times For Apostle Suleman - Halima Abubakar by Dpundict: 3:13pm On Jan 22, 2023 |
Romanoff: Checked your profile. Your fingers are beautiful so that will be all I need to conclude on your beautiful face you covered. ; : Apple no dey fall far from the tree. |
Romance / Re: People Mostly Talk Bad About Their Ex, But Tell Us One Good Thing About Your Ex? by Dpundict: 3:01pm On Jan 22, 2023 |
Sonnobax15:New line "My late girlfriend". You have just become my mentor |
Politics / Re: It Will Amount To Blasphemy If Nigerians Reject Tinubu – Yuguda by Dpundict: 11:48am On Jan 19, 2023 |
Is he Jesus or Mohammed?? |
Politics / Re: Titi Abubakar: No Yoruba Woman Has Been First Lady, Make Me The 1st, I Beg You by Dpundict: 9:10pm On Jan 18, 2023 |
Politics of sentiment spotted!! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Your Most Terrible Job Hunt by Dpundict: 1:09pm On Jan 16, 2023 |
I went to a lawfirm in 2020 June to submit my application. The receptionist faulted my 2.2 result and in my presence was throwing my application into the bin. I was shocked and I humbly asked her if I could retrieve it and I picked it from the bin where she had already dropped it. The lawfirm was at sterling towers, marina. That day a tear drop escaped from my eyes and it reduced my reliance on certificates though I am still acquiring more certificates. 10 Likes |
Politics / Re: Statue Of Nzeogwu Erected In His Home Town Of Okpanam - Picture by Dpundict: 8:20am On Jan 16, 2023 |
Some of you here are coup planners and executors every day by calling tribes names and twisting information to favour your region, hide facts if it doesn't favour your tribe and it associate tribes etc. Make Una continue |
Politics / Re: Statue Of Nzeogwu Erected In His Home Town Of Okpanam - Picture by Dpundict: 8:14am On Jan 16, 2023 |
Kewtt:Reasoning for the anus is not far from this statement of yours. |
Politics / Re: Don't Vote For Atiku, Tinubu, Obi. They Are Thieves - Adeyanju To Nigerians by Dpundict: 9:59am On Jan 14, 2023 |
Ezeama400:NB: in case they say I reported you, it was a mistake. I was trying to tap like but big fingers are touching report instead. So sorry! |
Politics / Re: Bayo Onanuga: AriseTV Tried To Stream Tinubu's Event Without Permission by Dpundict: 9:04am On Jan 14, 2023 |
lhordspy:Please educate us on why Radio stations in Lagos are only broadcasting tinubu's presidential campaign jingles because I know he is not the only candidate contesting the election next month? |
Phones / Re: Airtel Acquires 5G, 4G Spectrums For $317 Million To Offer 5G Service In Nigeria by Dpundict: 8:28am On Jan 12, 2023 |
We wen get 5G phones and Airtel line already so we dey wait |
Food / Re: 3 Bush Pig For New Year Celebration by Dpundict: 10:57pm On Jan 03, 2023 |
GOTVee:Go and read the story of Cornelius in the new testament and remind me if it is still forbidden for a Christian to eat this animal and juxtapose the Lord Jesus Christ saying "it is finished" on the cross. I need to be reminded as to why I should avoid it. 1 Like 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Police Transfer All Ajah Division Officers After Lawyer Bolanle’s Death by Dpundict: 11:59pm On Jan 02, 2023 |
I hope they transferred those useless one at Langbasa police station too. Some of them are con artists when a case is reported to them. Talking from experience. |
Food / Re: How I Made Beef And Vegetables Stir Fry To Start This Christmas (Photos,Video) by Dpundict: 11:46am On Dec 25, 2022 |
Though I have never been married, this food so packaged makes me miss my wife after being single all these years including this year. Abeg! This lawyer needs a wife before it is too late. Responsible, hard-working and God-fearing ladies only. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Atiku's Supporter, Rhino Owhorkire, Shot In Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by Dpundict: 10:54am On Dec 15, 2022 |
How him go take chop now? Wawu! 1 Like |
Family / Re: Who Owns The Breasts? Is It The Father, The Mother Or The Baby? by Dpundict: 7:17pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
Jeon:There are things that we shouldn't play with. 1 Like |
Family / Re: What Are You Giving Yourself This Christmas? by Dpundict: 7:47pm On Dec 11, 2022 |
Am i celebrating myself or the lord Jesus Christ? Most of us needs to give ourselves repentance so we can feel the real essence of Christmas. Anything else is just sheer display that doesn't add up to our spirituality. 2 Likes |
Food / Re: What’s The Difference Between The Red Colored Apple And Green Colored Apple? by Dpundict: 7:40pm On Dec 11, 2022 |
It appears most of you didn't see the video of green apples being painted to to red! It is well. |
Politics / Re: Obi, Datti Will Be Punished For Hate Speech If Tinubu Wins - Femi Fani-Kayode by Dpundict: 9:13am On Dec 09, 2022 |
Una neva win, yet una done dey plan vendetta against opponents. Only God knows what will be done to states/tribes who did not vote for Apc. May God prevent this calamity from befalling us. Amen. I am not a party member of any party so argue with your papa before you call me any party stalwart |
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Administration Has Saved Nigerians From Hunger - Lai Mohammed by Dpundict: 10:37pm On Dec 08, 2022 |
Oxymoronic statement!! |
Nairaland / General / Re: What's That Argument You Can Never Involve Yourself In? by Dpundict: 10:32pm On Dec 08, 2022 |
Any argument that Jesus is not the only way to heaven. |
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Shows Off Her Curves (Photos) by Dpundict: 10:21am On Dec 06, 2022 |
So even billionaire dey use tissue dey clean nyash as i dey see waste bin there? Las las all of us dey equal. |
Health / Re: Man Spends £1,500 Every Month To Stop Himself From Ageing (Photos) by Dpundict: 9:20am On Nov 23, 2022 |
The pills will be the ones that will poison him to death. He is just being deceived by the doctor. |
Politics / Re: The first Oil Field In Northern Nigeria (Photos) by Dpundict: 6:01pm On Nov 22, 2022 |
Good! Now let's begin sharing the Oli revenues based on number of oil wells per state to avoid stories that touch. Because some of us have almost 30 wells in our villages and we see nothing but rusted rooftops and charcoal-like particles inside rain water |
Food / Re: See The ₦1,200 Titus Fish I Bought In Lagos by Dpundict: 4:22pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
This will cost #1,550 (if it is a kilogram)here is the Abijo area of lagos so you were lucky |
Religion / Re: Church Of England Paves The Way For Same-sex Marriages ( Pics) by Dpundict: 10:42am On Nov 15, 2022 |
Gay sex is now being allowed in the church? Are we saying that God has to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah? Because I see nothing else with this kind of church decisions against the Bible. |
Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu Daughter: My Husband Flew In From US, Proposed & Married Me In 24 Days by Dpundict: 9:27pm On Nov 08, 2022 |
Rush-in(hiaaaaa!) Rush-out(this is where social media divorce comes in). |
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