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Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Guys Who Are Members Of "The Stingy Guys Association Of Nigeria by Dpundict: 10:25pm On Jan 12, 2021
SWAN ladies! I see you grin grin grin

Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Guys Who Are Members Of "The Stingy Guys Association Of Nigeria by Dpundict: 10:22pm On Jan 12, 2021
I fall under 2,3,6,and 9 here
NYSC / Re: Akwa Ibom Corper: I Killed Him In Self-Defence by Dpundict: 10:20pm On Jan 12, 2021
Self defence? Was he not holding the cutlass before you killed him? Did he use it on you before you started defending yourself with it? Assuming without conceding that he did then where is the cut on you? Is it not true he chop and didn't pay that made you execute him out of anger and tried to escape? If you were under threat why did you wait for him to come back from where he went to get the cutlass? Why is his corpse just at the door if you waited for him in the compound and not inside the house?

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NYSC / Re: Akwa Ibom Corper: I Killed Him In Self-Defence by Dpundict: 10:12pm On Jan 12, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Although there are three side to a story

1) the accused own story...Her own version of the story doesn't hold water...

2) the complainant....in this case the complainant is dead and dead men tell no tales
3) THE TRUE STORY

How how we gonna get the true story now

Prosecution will get the true story out of her under examination. I assure you. The akara will be provided and even the seller will have to testify if she saw and sold akara to her that morning and even the time of the sale. The positions of the cuts will also tell if they were made in self defence and more. That's our job as lawyers

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Officially Joins Stingy Men Association Of Nigeria (SMAN) Gets ID Card by Dpundict: 9:17am On Jan 12, 2021
My membership was in August 2020. I still send urgent 1500 sha but after that I got back because of this invitation letter.

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Health / Re: Educate Me On How To Stop My Boxers From Smelling by Dpundict: 11:00pm On Jan 07, 2021
Beey:
Have you considered seeing the doctor? It could be an infection. Do you have discharge, are you itchy or do you have pain? Some infections may not have symptoms with men as they would with women. Think it would be good to have a doctor rule out any infection.
Sometimes it could be caused by infection but in most cases when the testicles are not too descended it occasions sweating down there due to friction between the thighs and the balls. So the best is to see if no infection and then observe the techniques I outlined in my post. I know this because I am one of those not too big or too descended guys. Let's not lie here.
Health / Re: Educate Me On How To Stop My Boxers From Smelling by Dpundict: 10:50pm On Jan 07, 2021
If it is not poo smell then I know for a fact that if you have no space between your balls and your thighs you will definitely sweat when you move about and it is only when you use some good non toxic powder that it will not smell musky but definitely not an offensive smell but if you have low personal hygiene down there it will smell bad. I take fluconazole sometimes and also use clotrimazole creams to avoid infection as sometimes the sweat there is independent of general body sweat. You can also use loose boxers large enough to avoid contact with the balls as an alternative. I shave every Friday because of the sweat you talked about bro. Good luck on using these my tips.

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Celebrities / Re: Yael Shelbia Is TC Candler's 'Most Stunning Woman In The World' by Dpundict: 10:17am On Jan 06, 2021
When will a black girl be stunning? I know we have better than this really
Celebrities / Re: 'Akeweje Odo Ipokia Kingdom' — Laycon Gets Ogun Chieftaincy Title by Dpundict: 7:29pm On Jan 04, 2021
Fuckingmallam45:
grin Akeweje. Make I give una small tips about relationships jare grin
Here are some tips my grandmother gave me:

Don't marry a person for her money. They'll tie a noose around your neck.

Do not marry out of necessity or pressure. After all, you are the one who will live with them for the rest of your life.

Do not fall in love with a person simply for sex, beautiful appearance or attractiveness. Fall in love with a person who will be there for you when you need them. A partner. A friend and a comrade.

Observe a person for at least a year before agreeing to marry. A simple background check can show if the person is in good health or has a criminal record.
Only fall in love with one person because you are in love with them and you can't do without them.

Relationships are about sharing. Share with your partner everything you want for yourself.
If your partner has some bad habits, such as alcoholism or drug addiction, don't even think for a moment that you will change them by marrying them.

Marry the person who is learnable and knows how to deal with money. It is better to marry a person who has a vision than a person who has money.

Marry the person who can confront you and scold you when you make a mistake.
Relationships are built on trust. Make sure that the person you are in a relationship with cannot cheat or steal from you.
Relationships are not "bells and roses." Think long term before entering into a relationship.

"Happily Ever After" does not exist. Every day you wake up, you have to make a conscious decision to love your partner for better or for worse. Some days it is pure heaven, some days it is pure hell.
Any day I see you I go buy you "cold Pepsi with donut " make u take wash am down because of this.

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Family / Re: Men, You Must Take Care Of The Baby Even If DNA Confirms The baby Is Not Yours by Dpundict: 10:20am On Jan 03, 2021
I am disappointed to be called a professional colleague here. So men should now accept the irresponsibility of a woman and shoulder the aftermath of such? I dare say u are a disgrace to the profession
Family / Re: Men, You Must Take Care Of The Baby Even If DNA Confirms The baby Is Not Yours by Dpundict: 10:20am On Jan 03, 2021
cheesy wink wink
Romance / Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by Dpundict: 1:15pm On Jan 02, 2021
virginprincess:
This talkative man again undecided, it no longer 2k again, it now 5k, how many of nigeria men can afford urgent 5k? mtcheeeeeeeew..........HAPPY NEWYEAR NAIRALANDERS.
I did urgent 40k and today she is insulting me for not calling to wish her happy new year embarassed cry cry cry cry. I have to get out of all these urgent people circles this year. If they like let them call me stingy.

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Business / Re: Another American Mistress Exposes Dangote’s Buttocks In Viral Video by Dpundict: 7:45am On Jan 02, 2021
Dangote never do anything for me before but make somebody no make me vex because if I am the man I go live my life the best way I can. If a man is not married and has a fortune that most of us are dying to have 1% of in our generation then what should he do? Make him dey madturbte when these hoes are thronging him abi? If they like make them show him pole sef I will still like the man. Una no reach to spoil the man profile. If na me sef na belle dem for dey use pursue me.

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Business / Re: How Much Cash Entered The New Year With You? by Dpundict: 10:07am On Jan 01, 2021
That is all I entered with 600k spent on buying it this month. Nothing in account at all.

Career / Re: Busty And Sexy Ghanaian Police Lady Shares Lovely Pictures by Dpundict: 9:41pm On Dec 27, 2020
What is the name of her duty post I want her to arrest me in 2021. I can't help it even if na to travel go there only for the arrest by her alone. wink
Politics / Re: The Banner I Saw At Sango Under Bridge; Are Nigerians Tired? (Photo) by Dpundict: 6:56pm On Dec 21, 2020
All I see is "Bleep the government " and I agree too. Argue with your keyboard please
Politics / Re: How Is The Electricity Bill In Your Area? by Dpundict: 6:50pm On Dec 21, 2020
I just move enter unity estate for badore in ajah. Light here is a very rare occurrence and it is disappointing to see that in a day it can come mostly at midnight and never through the day time. Sad.
Family / Re: Help Anytime I Get Angry I Destroy Things by Dpundict: 4:08pm On Dec 21, 2020
I used to be like that till my mom told me I will use my anger to do something I will regret later in life if I don't stop. This made me to develop a system of not getting angry in the face of the aggressor but after they leave to enable me think about my faults in the occurrence of whatever transpired. It has helped me alot and today I am better off and more careful especially in the face of obvious and continuing aggression towards me

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Lament Increased Electricity Tariff by Dpundict: 3:22pm On Dec 20, 2020
Varbuena:
cool scam everywhere na wa o


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNKWOHfO3zU
You go just wake up with no ambition to even do as much or anything to contribute to social welfare of the society and instead of keeping quiet and hiding your face, go ahead to defame people who have and are still making impact on the life of alot of people for probably religious bigotry reasons or even extremism on your mind. Shift abeg!!
Romance / Re: My Neighbor Is Chasing My Wife Behind My Back by Dpundict: 6:51am On Dec 17, 2020
If na me sha my attitude and facial expressions will tell that guy I dey vex for am and I am aware of his efforts and he will stay far away from me. Ensure your girl is trustworthy too before you take this step. No talking and greeting are effective only if your babe told you the truth sha.
Family / Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Keeps Disturbing My Relationship by Dpundict: 6:23am On Dec 15, 2020
crackhaus:

Ignore all that talk of how she's a cultist and how she smokes... nor be she start cultism and nor be she start smoking.

However If you're really so bothered about her, then yes you can involve the police so they'll make her sign a statement saying she will be held responsible should anything 'suspicious' happen to your current girlfriend.
Be ready to spend some money though.
Get to the police with your claims of threat to life and safety and then ask them to invite her so she can be made to do an undertaking on your security and that of the new girl if you really want to settle for the B girl. That way you both can move on peacefully but if you are not telling us what really is happening; then be discreet in your relationship with B.
Religion / Re: Biodun Fatoyinbo Spotted At Shiloh 2020, Nigerians React (video) by Dpundict: 6:34pm On Dec 11, 2020
If every woman speaks out about who raped her it will be like the case of the student yesterday that has violated all rules in school for some of you I assure you.
Programming / Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Dpundict: 6:23pm On Dec 11, 2020
I am still in school learning it now but it depends is what I will say.
Health / Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Dpundict: 3:30pm On Dec 10, 2020
I go to the pharmacist and loudly say " give me condoms I mean all the types you have. So I can choose" and I don't care about people when doing it.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Things That You Hate Seeing At A Guy's Place When You Visit? by Dpundict: 10:10am On Dec 10, 2020
Jodha:


Lool ...are yhu normally too cosy with neighbors?
Yes ma! grin grin grin i can't help it.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Things That You Hate Seeing At A Guy's Place When You Visit? by Dpundict: 3:45pm On Dec 08, 2020
EmmaNuella77:


Exactly....
For me, its not ideal to visit guys alone or even visit at all at all..

Except...
.... it is necessary to know if he has the necessary things a woman needs and if possible a car too. Hahahahaha! Na so dat girl do me but she was the one who didn't know i could buy the Ac same day. She said 2 ceiling fans and 1 medium sized ox fan were signs of poverty. It is well

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Things That You Hate Seeing At A Guy's Place When You Visit? by Dpundict: 3:39pm On Dec 08, 2020
pharmagba:
Untidy and foul smelling apartment
An ex broke up with me because i a like everything tidy and arranged whether in or out. She said it will be difficult for her to measure up to my standards

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Things That You Hate Seeing At A Guy's Place When You Visit? by Dpundict: 3:34pm On Dec 08, 2020
Jodha:
Please when I visit a guy and notice he's overly familiar with neighbors...it irritates me...
Jesus!! No wonder my relationships don't last. cry cry cry cry
Romance / Re: What Made You Stop Having Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly In Love With? by Dpundict: 11:01pm On Dec 07, 2020
Mouth odour

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NYSC / Re: Lies About Sex During NYSC Camp & After Camp by Dpundict: 4:49am On Dec 05, 2020
A soldier was giving it to a girl behind my lodge in camp just minutes after light-out and i walked in on them and but for the fact i was very popular being a barrister and defiant too because i wore my stuff before the scheduled day due to body size, they would have dealt with me severely. I saw it clearly and even knew the soldier then.
Victor finished all the girls i had a crush on and wanted to take home as girlfriend to my family. Thank God he always told me everything he did to them so no one was not fked by him and na so i take come home single o.
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty: God Punish You If You Buy Car For Your Woman & Your Mother Treks by Dpundict: 9:30pm On Dec 02, 2020
God bless you for this.
Car Talk / Re: How Can I Drive Rats Away From My Car? Please Help by Dpundict: 7:21pm On Nov 30, 2020
Village people things spotted.

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