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Culture / Re: Ayiri Emami Offers Coke, Fanta, Sardines And Bread To River Goddess -photo by Dpundict: 3:09am On Sep 06, 2021
Emilokoiyawon:


How is it a joke? All the churches now use POS. Jesus has turned to number 1 yahoo boy.
Is it jesus christ that has the pos? Is he the pastor receiving the money? Grow up !!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet Colonel Mamady Doumbouya, The Man Who Led The Guinean Coup (Photos, Video) by Dpundict: 9:22pm On Sep 05, 2021
Kandeed:
The real MVP....On Nigeria's side, the current dispensation Nigeria Generals are just so weak n docile just like their civilian counterpart, Nigeria's Generals are rather feeding fat and growing pot belly instead of rescuing the sinking Nigeria. despite the rising cases of Top officers and commanders being killed anyhow, they feel less concerned. things were not this terrible when Ojukwu and Gideon orkar attempted to effect a change funny enough they were not even Generals yet
I am shocked about it too. We are long overdue for this kind of news but those who have the weapons are afraid to use it for our rescue maybe it is the tribalism and regionalism that is the issue stopping it. I wish they would help us so we can see 2023 at least
Politics / Re: Uzoma Emenike: Nigerians Should Post Positive Things About Nigeria by Dpundict: 9:13pm On Sep 05, 2021
I won't even read the epistle. All I know is that the truth must be told whether it is bad or good so that the world will have the truth at the right time when this Nigeria splits into 100 countries undecided
Culture / Re: Ayiri Emami Offers Coke, Fanta, Sardines And Bread To River Goddess -photo by Dpundict: 3:40pm On Sep 05, 2021
aribisala0:
Even Jesus has upgraded to POS and now has bank accounts
Expensive joke, please stop it. Thank you

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Celebrities / Re: Prince Kpokpogri Shades Tonto Dikeh, Praises Churchill by Dpundict: 9:58am On Sep 05, 2021
Gunayo:
Bro check yourself very well. Why must you be attracted to this kind of girls?
I believe it is all a result of my decision to avoid educated girls with their mentality of "owing me" once a man says hi!. I am reconsidering that decision already. Thanks for the concern bro.
Celebrities / Re: Prince Kpokpogri Shades Tonto Dikeh, Praises Churchill by Dpundict: 11:29pm On Sep 04, 2021
Me self just dey recover from another one chance relationship where this imo girl steal my money at midnight while I was fast asleep and boldly quarrelled with me when I asked for a part of it in return, so i had to call it off. Last year August, it was another man's pregnancy I almost inherited, this year August na thief come enter. Please don't blame tonto dikeh, she may have gone through alot as I am too. The sad thing is that it makes a person feel that every one that comes along is of the Same breed and composition as those before. Saddddddd embarassed

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Celebrities / Re: Prince Kpokpogri Shades Tonto Dikeh, Praises Churchill by Dpundict: 11:21pm On Sep 04, 2021
simplepee:
This Tonto woman no get sense kobo!!

See the kine man she dey date, disgusting. embarassed

If I talk now say most men no get sense, una go begin attack me. Oh well, I just said it.
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Politics / Re: The Car Where Olajide Sowore Was Shot Dead (Pictures) by Dpundict: 5:23pm On Sep 04, 2021
SunshineHQ:
buhari has proven the north as nothing but a disaster. power should never go to that region anymore

My dear! Our people in power are sellouts and I doubt they will not allow the fulanization to be completed. Imagine the kind of things happening and no one in power except Ortom is talking. Even our southern Governors are mute and defenseless of us their people. But I am sure that where we are going will be the birth of several nations from this so called Nigeria when the time is ripe. I hope this government will wake up so we can really unite and say one Nigeria ( though I don't believe it based on my experience in kebbi as a corper).

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Crime / Re: Lekki Now Hotbed Of Cybercrime, 402 Suspects Arrested In 3 Months - EFCC by Dpundict: 7:51pm On Sep 03, 2021
More efforts needs to be put in by the agency. The intimidation by these guys here in Ajah/badore is something else. They make us who live legit lives feel inferior as if certificates has no value and we went to school to learn how to be foolish and broke

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Celebrities / Re: Charles Idibia Blasts Annie Idibia: Your Mother Is Using Juju On Tuface by Dpundict: 8:39am On Sep 03, 2021
Wiseandtrue:

But if they don't put it on social media, wetin you won dey sub for
Hahahahahah! Sis! Calm down make God use you oo. Hahahaha

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Celebrities / Re: Anne Idibia Removes 'Idibia' From Her Instagram Bio by Dpundict: 8:26am On Sep 03, 2021
edmaraja:
Forget all these drama, they will still reconcile. But did you notice how her followers quickly increase from 6million to 7 million? Nigerians too like gossip.
Nigeria people will follow a person when things are not going smoothly so they can get the full gossip and use it to argue, make them fear God o grin where them dey since!!

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Family / Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Dpundict: 8:41pm On Sep 01, 2021
I believe you snore like me so she slapped you to wake you up atleast a girl has done almost that to me before too. You should give her the sex she wants, hot and hard every time you can. That way she will know you are not a vegetable but a man with a hot rod throbbing with so much hot blood it is burning your thighs when not in use. Fellas! I hope I am communicating. Put her to sleep with what she is asking for bro. Get some help on how to last long and stay on it till she blows (kumz), I personally like it when I hear "you want to finish me!" grin. Please avoid drugs that can kill.
Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriends Friend Is Stranded And Wants To Stay With Me For A While by Dpundict: 11:06am On Aug 30, 2021
If she is your type and you are sure she knows who she is and what she wants, go ahead and accommodate her and if she turns out well, to hell with your ex, afterall she is your ex unless you want to get back to her.
Politics / Re: Bandits Broke Into Five Flats At NDA (pix) by Dpundict: 4:37pm On Aug 26, 2021
Soldiers go see us travelling on the road peacefully and use us to shine but civilian bandits who are untouchable in the north are using them as scapegoats. If Kaduna with all the formations of forces there couldn't stop bandits, we the citizens should start defending ourselves with all the weapons we can find because no one can defend us with this kind of forces we have now in Nigeria. The FG should make gun rights free now before it is too late for us to defend ourselves in this country.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Desperate Job Seeker Begs Gov Oyetola For Help At Osun Secretariat(photos) by Dpundict: 11:18pm On Aug 16, 2021
Maj196:
E still wear suit join.
in case of urgent interview. Brave guy in desperation.
Romance / Re: We Had Sex 2 Months Ago And She Is 3 Months Pregnant Now by Dpundict: 1:35pm On Aug 09, 2021
ursullalinda:
Pls learn to use condom......it won't kill u
I don't like it cheesy wink
Romance / Re: We Had Sex 2 Months Ago And She Is 3 Months Pregnant Now by Dpundict: 1:31pm On Aug 09, 2021
ObaKlaz:
You have a rare genetic condition. Your sperm causes 'back-dated/pre-dated and post-dated pregnancies'.

cheesy cheesy grin
my niggy!! grin

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NYSC / Re: Female Kebbi Corper Covers Her Face During Orientation (Photo) by Dpundict: 1:12pm On Aug 09, 2021
I was in that camp too in 2016, these northern girls in hijab and Muslim oversabi boys were making life hell for us. They will come late to parade ground and get away with yanshing up once they explain they were abluting in hausa. And never sang national anthem or sorts. They will be talking very loudly as if na we force ourselves go that Bush camp.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Reveals What Her Boyfriend Made Her Do For Urgent 2K (pic) by Dpundict: 8:17pm On Aug 08, 2021
That's my niggy
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Buys Hair With Money Given To Her By Boyfriend To Start A Business by Dpundict: 11:59pm On Aug 06, 2021
TheMan3:
Well she may have actually invested the money on the business.

Do you know how much she can potentially make wearing that hair?? Lol smh

You are on point. She can use it to negotiate a higher pay from the customer before they proceed to za oza room. Ask Lekki babes ( not the genuine babes making legit cash) how market be with that wig on.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Buys Hair With Money Given To Her By Boyfriend To Start A Business by Dpundict: 11:51pm On Aug 06, 2021
Pumpumking:


and everytime she cathes me with other base, she kept her mouth quite. (Peace)
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Simply put bro!. You gave her a bribe to keep mute while you explore outside to her sister's detriment. That is not supposed to be how supposed big boys roll but well! in a country where a policeman is a tailor plug anything is possible.
Sports / Re: Chukwuebuka Enekwechi Washes His Only Jersey After Reaching The Olympic finals by Dpundict: 8:43am On Aug 04, 2021
He should get his medal and keep it. Value is what we don't give to athletes in this country. Later they will say they spent billions of dollars on the athletes at the Olympics.

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: Best Wishes To ‘Bad Belle’ People Waiting To See Us Arrested By FBI by Dpundict: 11:44pm On Jul 31, 2021
When a person is a sacred cow from the north, he can do and undo. I know if he was ibo by now someone would have ordered his detention. What do I even know sef!!
Politics / Re: Charles Awuzie: DCP Abba Kyari Is Innocent, Was Only Manipulated By Hushpuppi by Dpundict: 11:36pm On Jul 31, 2021
I smell a fish from his concern.
Business / Re: 'If You Don't Have ₦500k At 26 & Above, You Don't Have Purpose In Life' - Lady by Dpundict: 2:47pm On Jul 30, 2021
She was just celebrating having 500k in her account for the first time since she was born I suppose!!!. Poverty can be so thick in some people's mind that they see every little success differently so don't blame her.

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Crime / Re: Micheal Usifo Ataga Buried In Lagos (Pictures) by Dpundict: 2:32pm On Jul 30, 2021
Hmmm!!

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Business / Re: Prince Omoha Bags African Young Entrepreneur & Humanitarian Personality Award by Dpundict: 10:55am On Jul 30, 2021
I don't know when someone who has stolen enough will reach me and give me the billions and ask me to parade myself as the owner when he is actually the owner. God pick my call abeg!!! embarassed
Family / Re: Another Marriage About To Crash. by Dpundict: 11:55am On Jul 17, 2021
My professor used to say "you can't force a willing husband on an unwilling wife and vice versa ". Your peace of mind is more than that marriage.

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Family / Re: Confession Time - Have You Cheated? by Dpundict: 11:28pm On Jul 13, 2021
VlamesIffect:
. Las las everybody na second hand

you say?? grin grin ah!! I never marry before o. I am still first-hand.
Celebrities / Re: Chichi Morah: Sound Sultan's Wife Breaks Down At His Funeral In New Jersey by Dpundict: 11:22pm On Jul 13, 2021
pocohantas:


I swear! Only 23 of his type in this Nigeria. This is a good example of virtuous husband. The one you will be proud of in life and death.
I am actually no. 13 on that list.
Education / Re: Peace Ufuoma Who Rocked 'Aggressive Malpractice' Shirt Lands In Trouble by Dpundict: 9:23am On Jul 13, 2021
Village people things!!!!. She has lost her certificate already. How will she prove her innocence after she went to design a shirt to announce how she has fooled the system all the years by aggressive malpractice. I only pity any lecturer she may name as an accomplice because the school which I know and attended will deal squarely with the lecturer too. We were told on matriculation day that uniben awards certificate only when a student had been found worthy in character and learning. That being so, she has a long way ahead in proving her innocence after her sins failed to leave her alone but instead found her out
Family / Re: Man Slumps & Dies After DNA Test Showed He Is Not His Son's Biological Father by Dpundict: 1:27pm On Jul 12, 2021
Mokason288:
To my friend

JUDE OYIBE in Asaba

PLEASE don’t ever take a DNA test on your two kids

I don’t want to looooose you embarassed
hahahahahaha!!! I will not talk

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