When you are sick, you are sick abeg!!. Is he now the most handsome man on earth?.

There was 137 in my village. She died shortly after i left left primary school. She marked her years on a wall and refused anyone plastering or doing anything to alter that part of her house. So 124 is great but "ever" as used in the caption is not true.

9jayes:
Where’s the location I want to check something next Sunday

We no get plumbing work wen you go do o even electricity no get problem abi na chairs you wan come repair? because I feel say u wan do plumbing for that waist

Whether in this life or in the next, I can't ever join Nigerian Armed forces. But if you try me na me and you go die. Imagine those cute children being killed for this country when those who man affairs seems not to care who dies. Lord, I can't come and be killed before my time you appointed in Jesus christ name. Amen

Sissy3:


yeah i'm not, just too naughty 4 the holy city

Damnnnnnnn!!! You say "you are naughty!!". I like it.

Greed!!

This is good news for me atleast for now. No vex people!!. My landlord no wan give me my caution fee, and I will not drop the CIU if I don't receive my money, let him go get another CIU for three phase meter and see how easy it could be without buying the meter. He thinks he is smarter than the fool he has called me.

Babara1994:
There is a big difference between being fat and having a big backside. Madam, you're fat!

I am even looking for one with big backside to date. One that keeps it clean though because I have heard stories that touch.

I will show pity to the husband for the kind of woman he married. He married an emotionally abusive woman.

After all the wonders my ondo landlord/landlady are diab*******y performing here, nothing is impossible in that state. I come in peace but I am tired.

Just like the witness babe I love said too that unless I convert to being a witness Oyo is my name. I hope when we get to heaven we all have denominational heavens and different God according to our denominations. SMH!!

People like you respectfully sir, are not even supposed to be church members because it will give the church a bad name because some of the things we read from you sometimes always surprises us. I humbly say sir, I come in peace. I am claustrophobic.

I fancy tall girls so much I was chasing one who last week Friday turned me down on religious grounds. She Muslim, I Christian. There is this excitement I get when I look up to her face seeing her chin, cheeks and lips up to her forehead. I sometimes feel that I would one day hide under her with her hand on my shoulder cradling my head in the process as she tells me everything will be fine. I met and asked out immediately, a girls taller than me with like 4/5 inches, I so liked the way she looked down to see my face!! Awwwwww!!. But she was only 17 as she turned me down and the shop owner was laughing. When she left the shop owner told me she is just 17 yrs old and he has known her all these years so she wouldn't give me her contact in his presence though she looks older than that. She was not slim and obviously not fat. Tall ladies have my heart.

youngreezy:
Tall girls no sabi do doggy in my honest opinion and dem too big to turn anyhow ontop bed hence my dislike for dem,but u see those short bitches ehn,as u give dem "face down ass up"jeez!! Especially one wit round onion booty.,first spank den gve her some gud backshots!! Den pul d hair den spank again stil gving her d backshots.,if she cream ur dick u go mad...abeg i be spoilt boy oo

You dun minit!!

Munzy14:

Lmao....At going out when she wants to uncloth..

Another angle to spot mr nice guys..Ladies will visit you, na card and Ludo una go begin play..like for real?

The worst is the guys that engage a lady with a football conversation...Even on a date
Huge turn off

A man talks his way into a ladies heart...

Chai! So as you were treating the babe like a sister, One guy man was collecting her Ifeoma from behind.. And in that case, such guys No go mercy for her...Na rounds upon rounds anytime strength permit with bitter drinks

Reminds me of a certain babe, I was with, one SIMPle man was sending her text like one newly promoted junior pastor sent to a remote branch to preach......Babe wey dey happy where she dey, simp dey send secondary school love text..


Some men need to get orientation and re- oriented again and again...

I still regret missing the opportunity because she was hippy bro

Spin247:
Wonderment. This is humanity at its finest. Not here, where the popular phrase " make we waste am " is the norm.

I don't agree with the logic behind this deed, however noble an helicopter would have done this in minutes

Nice to use a helicopter but didn't you think landing space would be an issue!!

Not all prophets are fake. Mine is genuine. The first time I ever met him it was through my mum. She went to see him because of my elder brother's health. In the process, he told her about three issues I would be having and asked her who this second barr is. Then mum told him and he requested if I could come see him if possible. When I called him he didn't even wait for me to finish my greetings before he proceeded to identify me and said all and even more. He prayed for me and I can't lie, everything he told me has and are still happening till date, the warning he gave me almost got me into trouble when I decided against his instructions. In fact, it almost gave me another man's baby as mine. So not all are in for the money and fame.

I weigh 99kg so I was not surprised when a lady told me I was snoring loudly on night. Besides my chest is broad, fits size 18 shirt neck on sleeves if I have to button it. I snore when under stress and when I change sleeping position but I have been told if I sleep facing down I don't. No mouth or body odours.

In my 100 level days, a girl I was toasting during diploma in another university as her course mate told me I was boring to be with because I housed her for 14 days, bought her #350 breakfast and dinner daily but when she wants to UnCloth I would go out after she requested me to do so the first time. Little later, she started acting funny unknown to me a 400 level guy was already banging the shit out of her in the name of showing her round the school and helping her through clearance.
That "you are boring to be with" statement changed me but I don't do anything forcefully. If I make advances and a lady turns me down then na sister she go be be dat but shi shi she no go see even if she is seeing me with cash.
I simply dumped that simp I was raised to be.

Most times when people dance like this they are either fulfilling a promise made to God before an answer which has come through for them or they are giving God appreciation for what they are expecting him to do shortly. It is either of these. Man no dey carry dance like this for church na.

mamagee3:
Guys, I’m so angry because a fine man cancelled a Facebook friend request he sent me?

I just don’t wanna talk about it.

Did you delay in accepting the request? We the committee members want to know. Other members will ask their questions in turn

doggedfighter:
Do barristers like twerking?


I can see waists being whined.

We do. Most of our chicks are freaky!! Don't say I told you o

jackcanfield:
I think that is great, we shouldn't hold people responsible for nature's mistake. Where is IntersexSherry?

Nature made no mistakes creating only Male and female organs. Can the person(s) create their own sex organs which must not include vagina, penis, breast, and anus before they start identifying as nonsex, intersex etc?. Even lesbians uses a toy shaped like the natural made manly organ, so what is the need I want to ask, if these organs cannot be done away with so they can use their own different organs not including the ones I earlier listed?

So long the breast are ok for my enjoyment and happiness I don't care if they are kj or jk in size. Thank you. Slawomiir can corroborate if we guys like them or not

2 weeks ago I boarded a bus at night coming from shoprite at Sangotedo to Ajah bus stop. A lady whose husband is a bus driver was called to come to somewhere along that road to meet her husband whose bus broke down. She said she called her husband on his phone but it was off so she went believing it was him who was using the other persons phone. She got to the place she was told her husband's bus was only to see no bus there. When she called the number she was told she should wait there that they are coming to pick her from there to where her husband was. She joined us on the bus back to Under bridge. I recall driver telling her to thank her God she didn't wait for them to come and pick her. This was 2 Saturdays back around 8pm.
Pls be safe this period especially if you are looking for a job.

I am happy for him. He may have had some learning disabilities but his courage to hold on through the years and the accommodating attitude of the school towards him needs commendation.

Summarise it using his guidelines he sent you and publish it online. But if he is still going to grade you then play along with him but before you hand it to him go online to some of these online journals, create your account and upload it. That must be earlier before you give him the copy he will publish so if he googles it it may be difficult for him to see you have already uploaded it

Falseprofet2:

"When it deserves it". Thank you because in this case the Government doesn't deserve it. Those in Lekki phase 1 know what they know and those who saw what they saw know what they saw. Periodt.

Very sad. I have money there too. I have not been ok since I heard the news last week

One of the most powerful pastors I have met used to be a cult leader in his school days and when he wanted to commit suicide someone came and asked him if he had made peace with God before he is trying to do so. He replied no and the person directed him to a church which happened to be a church he joined others to vandalize before. Long story short, the other guy jumped and died while he (as at the time he told us the story in 2013) was a senior pastor with testimonies to show for his repentance. So nothing God can't do unless his repentance is not genuine.