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cooooooks:
While body no be firewood, some couples find ways of going through such a predicament.

Omo video call gang.

Some even allow themselves 'freebies'.

I have also heard of people appropriating friends for their spouses

Wtf!!! Friends to munch and chew on my wife? No. Never ever

Stop it. I never collect anything from government since i was born in the mid 80s till now. Not even a notebook of 20 leaves so when? Where? how? Did i get to owe them?. Even "leader of tomorrow" they used to deceive me in my younger days did i not see till now. I can't come and be financing the towers and luxuries of those that borrowed them. Let their children and villages be taken over as repayment.

Bobala is a law professor too o. He taught us

All of you that voted for apc should not complain pls. Just go and fill the form. They didn't give you palliative now they want to tax your account after telecommunications tax and fuel. Soon ur wife will be taxed for offering you sex too.

Are you Nigerians not going to ojota this year? I thought increase should ring loud at ojota as it was with the south south man!

Better and smart yboy

Congratulations to all the junior colleagues. Welcome onboard

Just say you are islamising the whole issue of alcohol consumption. we will still have it in gallons whether you ban it or not. It is a choice to drink or not. And by the way people who are employed in the packaging line will now be laid off and you people say you are creating job?

maestroferddi:
No reasonable person will defend Freeze way of doing things but the whole thing is being jumbled up.

Apostle Paul who gave probable the most enduring and insightful treatise on marriage was never married, neither are Catholic priests who provide counselling on marriage while celibate...

Then Freeze cannot be Apostle Paul. Freeze is probably the only person alive dabbling into spiritual topics and issues while leading a deplorable lifestyle.

The proper thing is that Freeze should have been ignored by the pastors.

The whole issue is becoming a "vain disputation" ....using Apostle Paul's phraseology...

Someone needs to set the records straight sometimes and even very necessary now that christianity is being threatened in Nigeria and lives are being lost on grounds of christianity in the northern part of Nigeria. He should curse boko haram and those killers of Christians up north as these pastors do and he should also send humanitarian aid to idps too so he can have a moral stance to denigrate these pastors. His rants on air and social media are very annoying really.

Just go to bbnaija, have some sex, boast, insult people, set up a voting system, set up a GoFundMe and forget about it. I assure you you will not have to use your brains to either read or work. Nigerians will make you rich overnight. Thank you

I am not going to read this epistle because it is too long. My one piece is you should stop all guests family and friends alike from both sides from coming to the house on a long hours visit or even weeks and months visit. Make it clear no member of your family or her family must visit whether you are around or not and see if she asks why you will do that. Then answer her to the effect that it is a shame on you if visitors can't get something to eat in your house as they will tag you stingy so it is better no one from either sides should come at all.

78k lent to a lady who later accused me of trying to sleep with her as a way of escaping payment. Since then a lady can never borrow money from me again no Matter how close

And the meat was peppersoup!! Hallelujah!

Inspireddd:
Will you advice someone to get married after your experiences? I’m in my 30’s but dreading settling down

the truth is i am 35 this year and unmarried too because i am still searching for that one person who knows what to be done family wise and hygienically too. If you find someone who listens to you however bad your opinion might be at the moment till it later turns out her doing it a different way with your consent and support is best for both of you; and respects your family and proves to be after you and not your possessions or her desperation to settle down in a marital home; then go ahead and get married. But i also advise you take some time after all these stats to get to know a few other things that may not be obvious when she is around you because people pretend alot until after marriage.

dario078:
You are a problematic person. Why did you insist that she must bathe whenever she poos? When you could have told her to clean herself up with water, and wash her hands with soap and water.

You poo with one part of the body, not the entire body, you know.

it is just my way of living and i feel someone should bathe immediately after pooing so that fecal bacteria and E.coli and stuff under the nails will be washed off rather than used in seasoning food. She was not being forced anyway but to avoid altercation i had to move on. Her nails were long too.

light099:
Lol

Nigerians with fake British accent.
Whatsapp group admins
The women in charge of food at events and Owambe parties.
Nairalanders who just bought Xiaomi phones.
Workers wey just collect salary.
Twitter user who knows someone who knows someone who is a housemate in BBN.
Nairaland mods and those who have them as friends.
Those guys with sure 5 odds.
Law students in black and white.
Gatemen when their Oga is not at home or when Oga told them not to open gate for anyone.
Those at the front, on long ATM queue.

chai! You couldn't even leave us that use to oppress with black and white in school out of it

I broke up with a lady because of something almost that nature. She wakes up and heads to the bathroom to poo and without bathing after pooing she will go and cook. As she is cooking she will come back to the bathroom and poo again before brushing thereafter she will head back to the kitchen without bathing. I hate the use of tissues after defeating so you can't find it in my apartment and i expect to bathe immediately after defeating but no she doesn't and after several times of correcting her i got a chronic case of pinworm infection which took me several deworming pills to cure. It happened just two days after she left and it was clear where i got it from as i am not a person who eat outside my house or even buy prepared food from eateries. I called it quit.

Pretty face with nasty character and dangerously perfected attitude

That's my guy!! I am not kneeling on that day too. You are either in or out simple.

I buy condoms only from female attendants at pharmacies and i am always so loud and proud as i ask her to give me different flavours and designs so i can go through their packs and make the right choice. Guess what! They always love it when i start asking questions about the durability and thinness of the chosen one. And i really don't care always about who is in there with me. A guy once asked me how i got so bold to always ask loudly for a pack of condoms. No be fowl wey dey crow dey chop pass but we pretend too much.

Can't someone for once advice men to avoid stingy, mother-insulting and man's-family-members-abusing ladies?

2020 only you chop Reinhard Bonnke, Ravi zacharias and now Dr. Morris Cerullo. May their souls rest in peace. You are taking away my fathers.

Chicken and chips with a slice of marinated and grilled steak na im i for dey eat while they are protesting for animal rights. E pain me say i no dey london that time. I for chop am in their midst

angelfallz:
This isn't good news in any way. If this trend continues Nigeria would benefit left defenceless, not only against Boko Haram, but against neighbouring countries as well.

You can apply when they call for recruits please.

This is the best news i have heard in a long time. I have been praying that most of them will save themselves from sudden death while those in Abuja enjoying themselves are still alive. Thank you lord. And in case you want to insult me for praying this prayer then join the army and lose your life so your family can get a reply as they cry

In 2008. I was over paid at a zenith bank branch here in lagos. I didn't even count but i knew that by the time i got to where i was travelling to i would be having 22k left on me as i withdrew 30k. I was entering into Benin when my kin called me to ask if i received extra 10k from the bank. I didn't know so i told him to call me back so i could count the money. I did and there it was, extra 10k. I told him and he asked the branch to debit him while i went to a branch and paid the money into his account. Coming back to lagos, i was in the branch some weeks later when the cashier thanked me for my honesty as his job was on the line had i said "No". If she won't return it then don't proceed with the plan because in the marriage she will not be so truthful to you.

Na poor man do am if not he for no use only two eggs. Hahahahahaha. I think say na plenty eggs so that the occupants go use am drink tea sef.

You guys are indirectly making these cities vulnerable to attacks from within and around the world. Just saying

So long you have the receipt of it and it is in your name do so even if it is in a public place, but be sure if in public that you have the receipt visible for all to see including her so that people will not attack you and she will not be able to call you a thief otherwise and anything else like the receipt being in her name or with her, then forget it.

[quote author=1Sharon post=90766026]Is you mad cos she ain't giving it to you instead ?[/quotep] No. I just hate the reckless display o. They are not ashamed at all.

These ones parading shamelessly in my street are not even shy about it at all. Unfortunately, it appears only beautiful ladies are into it. How can a beautiful lady waste her life in a room with another lady who sees herself as a man and still uses a Love Machine shaped like a man's dick. If you like dick choose the one with heat and blood and flesh and don't come and waste someone daughter's life with these toys and consequent addiction. If they don't like dick how come they use Love Machine shaped like it? And on that day when their parents gave birth to them they said it was a girl whereas it was a total waste of sperm

Dividing the country so that every region will be on their own.