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Even small Rema don know women of this day and age. In his smash hit 'Woman' he said "Enter the room give me your phone, Make them no go see me for blog".

Aliko should know better. How can this person like that claim she's been in a relationship since 2012?! Small girl like herself?! Guys be careful where you put your penis. I know that a little change in your bank account can tempt you to smash anything that gives you green light but we really need to restrain ourselves sometimes. There's a damn good reason they call women snakes.

nedekid:
So someone will do all this wahala then cow will come and snack on the farm?

That's their MO

Whilst I'm not married, these same situations resound in pre-marital relationships, especially the porn part. I find myself watching less porn when my gf is in close proximity since the main action is there waiting to happen at any given time. Also, if as a guy you catch your woman watching porn, nobody should tell you before doing the needful.

Beckysexy:
Lol. This lady with poto poto nyansh. I didn't know she's an Igbo lady though.

Nawa o. Na the only thing we u take remember am?

If this was Naija, na juju dem go call am. Their pastor will tell them that the food they ate in the dream, this is the result. Abi Righteousness2, am I lying?

Whatever works for you in this life, no let anyone belittle it, even if it means indecent exposure in broad daylight.


This guy below be thrives on threads like this. Selectively avoiding threads where his double standard is evident.

I can't ever trust anyone who sees snakes as 'beautiful creatures'.



Never!

WeNoGoDie:
You can't prove a greater point than the fact that millions of people have been sent to their early graves by a single snake bite.

Snakes are not your friend. They kill.

I dey tell you. That's why I love it when my brothers make a delicious meal out of them.

showafrica:
The worst is the govt is defending the useless country with AK47, my question is till when?

Unfortunately I cannot answer that question. Nigeria is a failed state.

Bar1941:
Hmmmmmm, only God knows how many men had reached her holy land.

Her body na public toilet

Don't you just love Yoruba Muslims?!!


If Pasuma was from up North, Hisbah and Sharia apologists would have threatened to behead father and daughter.

Ipobman:
Terrrorists in uniform

I dey tell you. If Boko boys show now, dem go loyal, piss for body

Get married and call your woman husband. Don't bother normal people with your personal issues.

4reala:
What an upcoming talent cut short. May her gentle soul RiP

You know am before?

Take away their guns and watch them quit this consistent misbehavior.


Not all cops should bear guns on duty. They become terrorists with arms.

By standard of population and education, for every 1 criminal in the south, there's 5 or more in the north. To solve this problem, one would need to first travel back in time, and then forward in time to come to a reasonable solution.



That is to say, ko possible.

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Maybe you should open a clinic here in Nigeria. I don't think there's a lot of Indians on this forum. Peace.

“To save us from this situation, we must impress upon President Buhari to change the constitution to one that everybody agrees to.”

This is the most impossible task in the universe.


I'm Yoruba and truth be told, every region in a federalism system of government has the right to ask for secession especially when the system isn't working for them. I mean look at Sudan for example, though not without bloodshed but the job got done. Look at how small countries are in Europe, it's because each country is like a tribe. Each country has the same beliefs, ideologies and occasionally religion but in Africa, they just lumped us (different tribes) together for financial gains thereby creating an avenue for endless misunderstanding and unwarranted bloodshed. The English, Scottish, Irish, Welsh all speak English but their cultures are different and they stand separately for it. If it were in Africa, Austria, France, Switzerland, Luxembourg would all be in one country. Our problems are far from over.

Just imagine the president's people that still believe in the archaic system of cattle herding that makes the cows look lean as opposed to fat, healthy cows raised in a ranch. Are they not supposed to have their own country and quit using their own to worry others?

Your momsi mouth go sweet o. Na so so sugar full everywhere.


On a more serious note, guys, change remain o.

Mehn, if to say na Gboys catch this man, them go lock am with spiritual padlock.

lefulefu:
Na wao
Someone here said he dips his hand in his asshole and wen he sniffs it he gets a hard-on
mental cases everywia

Fucking gaytards

Dem go dey form feminist extraordinare but a pulsating penis go dey hungry them.

Buhari is our biggest mistake since civilian government.

Wow! Did you buy the farmlands or did you get them on lease?


Also what is your experience with the Fulani cattle herders and their sickly looking cows?

Redneck solutions never end well

This is just pure evil.


How a child be sexually attractive to an adult is beyond me.

Beckysexy:
Why they con dey shine teeth? Are they advertising close-up ?

After whitening your teeth, you want to shine it at any given time

Muna4real:
I find it surprising that someone would hate to eat a soup as delicious as okra soup. Especially men. So tell me, why do you hate it?

Let those men speak for themselves. Give me Eba and Seafood Okro soup and watch me return the favour with back to back orgasms

Slackerpenguin2:
How do you know they are here without visa? Any proof?

Oga it's not a lie. I know this first-hand

What a sad way to go. Sleep well.

duro4chang:
Where are the prophets of doom?

You dey mind those bufoons? The same people called Obama the Antichrist, had thousands of websites preaching the conspiracy theories about his family bloodline. They said he will usher in the apocalypse.

Meanwhile, the apocalypse starts when the sun begins to expand with the earth on its path. That one is inevitable. Besides, the human race will thrive and flourish for eons because no matter how bad it gets, we can always think up a solution.