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It depends on my current lifestyle.

When I was doing office work, breakfast and coffee is like super battery.
When I was doing sports, lunch is the most important. Breakfast was very light or non-existent.
Since I've been working from home (for myself, I'm my own oga), dinner has been the most appealing mostly because I go to sleep by 4-6am during which I add in a late night snack. I rarely wake up hungry or stay hungry until maybe 2-3pm. I take something light like noodles, spaghetti, pizza, slices of bread, etc for lunch.

The only downside is that I added some weight but just a little bit.

The so called 'Elites' dey funny me. I can bet none of them has a diplomatic passport that can help them escape this shithole whenever they fieel like it. Elite my ass!

If I talk wetin dey my mind now, Redeem worshippers (55% of Nigerian Christians) will come for me.

Oh Ewedu!
I'm not for the blending and drinking like the Oyinbo vegetarians and weight loss fanatics. No. I like my Ewedu blended with a local broom, garnished with a little bit of ground egusi, some potash, locust bean. Oh my! Serve with goat meat soup and gbegiri.


Okay. I finally figured out what I'm having for dinner later

SirBunky85:
magnanimity abi na magnitude you bn wan write?

Lol. Na autocorrect o

Shortyyy:
Something must kill a man, and that thing is sex.
They're obsessed with it. Pathetic.

Shut it! Are you celibate? Is your sex life void of penis induced orgasms? Do you know how much the global sextoy industry is worth? Do you know that 80% of the consumers are female?

FreeSpirited:
What's the post mortem sign of extreme orgasm ... Africans can be funny ...Is extreme orgasm a post mortem diagnosis in forensics pathology??

I dey tell you bro.

Everybody just dey suffer dey smile.

tarantino1:
How many in comparison to the entire population of 19 year old youths in the UK?


You take the top 1 or 2% and apply it generally?
LMAO.

You're the type of person who reads one or two case study and thinks it applies generally. Go read a book

You're uninformed. There are actors, musical artists, inventors, software programmers, etc in this category. Go and sit on a sword

melodyogonna:
This building looks small. I guess the photo was taken from a wrong angle

They should have used a drone. That's the only thing that can show the magnanimity of the estate

Are there still apps like this?

gulfer:
Even in death, it is glaringly obvious that the guy is a peaceful and peace-loving fello; I jest hope the policeman has been sanctioned RIP bro

Lol. He will simply be transferred. EOD

Lordave:
How could people fall for this?
This is fake, the commentators actually did this video knowingly, they wrapped that weeks like that, they did the video to increase views and subscription.

Have you asked yourself how much is ordinary weed in the United States? Does weed look like something a Nigerian will make money pushing from Naija to USA? Weed is legalized in US states self, only god knows how cheap it.

We have heard about credible stories like this before, but na coke or heroine, something of great value, not ordinary weed.

Jah bless

LauraClasikVibe:
Personally, I don’t think so. However, before I get into answering this question, I need you to keep in mind two things:

I know of a 22 year old female who wants to get married to build a new family and escape an often-tense household. At that age she's young and “brash”.
My great grandmother was married at 18 to a wonderful husband who helped her deal with an abusive, alcoholic father. They raised children together and built a loving family. Those children are my grandmother, great aunt, and great uncl. and I love them all very much. Thus I’ve experienced a positive outcome to a young marriage firsthand.

Okay, that being set aside: no, if you are truly committed to your spouse, getting married in your 20s is not too young. If both parties are legal adults in the area in which you plan to get married, then everything should be fine. However, getting married in your 20s can only work out if it’s done right. Here are a few things I would recommend that you and your spouse-to-be consider:

- Is this legal? Chances are, if you are both in your 20s, your marriage is legal where you live. Unfortunately, LGBT+ marriages can face legal barriers depending on where you want to get married, but straight marriages in your 20s are almost always legal.
-If you are religious, what do your religious beliefs say about early marriage? I’m a Christian, so I can’t speak for all religions, but if your moral beliefs are in favor of “waiting until marriage” and you and your future spouse are anxious to have children or live together, marriage may be a good thing. Some cultures require parental consent from both sides of the new family before getting married, so you may need to make sure your parents are on board.
-Are you using the marriage as a form of escapism? Make sure that you’re getting married because you really truly love this person, not because you want to escape an abusive family. There are many resources available for those in abusive households, don’t feel the need to create a new and hopefully better family right away. These things take time.
-Can you financially provide for each other? If you are in your early 20s and just starting out in the world, chances are neither of you are wealthy. At least one of you needs to be financially secure so that you can find a place to live, pay the bills, and maybe raise kids and pets down the road.
-Do you have plans for children and/or pets? Make sure that you and your spouse to be are on the same page about children and animals and that you both have the same viewpoints when it comes to expanding your family. If one or both of you already have children or animals, how will the marriage affect them? Would it be better to postpone the marriage until you can secure a better life for a baby, puppy, small pet, or another being who has no say in the matter?

Once you’ve considered all these things, and you think you’re really, truly ready, have the wedding! I wish you the best of luck and God bless!

I was discussing a point with someone and you gave a perfect example. It was in the era of our great grandparents and maybe grandparents that such early marriages were successful and fruitful

etrange:
Lol... You guys must be thinking so low of yourselves in Africa these days. I don't like to make such comparisons but if I ever have to, I'd gladly tell you a Nigerian teen is 100 times readier to take on the responsibilities of womanhood than teens out here in the western world.

Responsibilities of womanhood in Africa is different from the West. You know this.

tarantino1:
Una too dey misyarn for this forum sef

How many 19 year old in Europe have a hundred thousand pounds business? It's rare af and if they exist, they're the exception not the rule.

In fact, the average salary in the UK for example after four years of uni is 34,000 pounds. You'll likely find more 19 year olds in Universities while working minimum wage jobs than you'll find one with a business worth over a hundred thousand

Na you misyarn pass. Tell me where I mentioned the UK specifically and mentioned British pounds. I mentioned the US before I stated that fact. Go and improve your comprehensive skills. Do you know how many male and female 19 year old footballers are worth hundreds of thousands of pounds in the UK? Go and sit your ass in the backseat.

twilightsparkle:
she's actually schooling n working

That's no excuse. She can't be earning more than 30k

You guys are funny. A 19 year old can marry but in what circumstances? Let me explain.

If you head out to Europe for example, a 19 year old has the mentality of a 29 year old Nigerian female. They are very sexually active, they are gainfully employed even if they're schooling and they mostly are living alone away from their parents. Same in North America. You'd see a 19 year old entrepreneur worth hundreds of thousands of dollars with a business she started in high school or from acting or singing or even sports. These teens can marry but there's no saying how long the marriage will last because Oyinbo people are not exactly the most faithful bunch.
Here in Nigeria, marrying a 19 year old is marrying a huge liability. If her parents are comfortable enough to send her to the university and let's assume she finished high school at 16, she would still be in the university and no such parent will give out their daughter unless she got pregnant. In the case that her parents are part of the more than 150 million people living in poverty, they will give her out especially to someone who as a result of the marriage will lift the entire family out of poverty. The education of the siblings of the said teen would be the responsibility of the newly wedded husband as well as the well being of his new in-laws not mentioning the very many other baggage attached.
Marrying a 19 year old in 2021 anywhere in the world is legal and will mostly end in premium tears.

chatinent:
The Whites should lie with empathy. �

Stop being so ignorant

Ishilove:
See as the article finished women.

I agree with the writer that the church is not doing enough to curb the moral decadence ravaging our society. Every Sunday I marvel at the preponderance of churches in every street corner, yet the society is not manifesting the virtues of Christianity.

God bless you. Everyone just seems to use a situation such as this to make themselves seem 'holy' when in fact, most of them are monsters in the closet.

This is the truest sexual fact. Even though it doesn't work every time, the possibility is there and quite high.

sweetonugbu:
So there was shooting?.

I believe it is called a massacre. Shooting is involved.

Vardanes2:
So, don't complain about the state of our police.

What you see is what we get for the amount of money we have.

As for me, I am not satified, and I am ready to make the hard changes we need to get the police we want.

Is this a joke or what? Speak directly. Say corruption has eaten too deep into Nigeria's functionality. We have had the money, always. Just a deep cut mismanagement and misappropriation.

Vardanes2:
Because when you people give them a budget that is less than what one city can spend on its police force in the USA, and you people refuse to increase taxes to proivde the funds for the police to work well, and insist on paying them salaries that can't take them home...what do you expect.

The budget for the Police is 449 billion naira...or to be serious , less than 1 billion dollars. Meanwhile New York city spends ten times that for its police.

You cannot feed a child of yours one slice of bread in the morning, and one bottle of coke at night and expect that child to score 100% in his or her school exams.

Which states in Nigeria meet up to the economic level of New York? What is in New York and what is in Abuja or Lagos? Ask yourself. The police in New York are better than the entire NPF cross country. No be beef but you have to consider expertise, professionalism, paycheck, constant interaction with the world's elite, also the slum kid millionaires and billionares. The city is invaluable. That's why apocalyptic movies are shot with New York as it's theme. The city is over policed for the right reasons.

Stealthassasin:
I'm a guy
I'm only only attracted to women , I find it irritating to see men attracted to men , never in my life have i been attracted to a guy b4 and it won't even happen in future, i watch all sort of porn. Each time i masturbate sometimes i love having anal sitmulation with my self. This i'm really confuse right now about my sexuality.

You're a man. Nothing should go into your asshole.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Forwhere.......
Na only football match dey make real niggarrrrs veg out in front of the tv...
Even the football match now self person fit stream or watch am with phone or laptop as far as you get data

Me personally....never watch TV this year at all....
Except say I want use am play my ps4
Even the ps4 my sisters nor dey allow me play am in peace....
They are always frustrating me and watching their zee world ...from Ganga to ring of fire,
Twist of faith, amma, this is fate, jodha and akbar, zaras nikha....so I don already give up as a real niggarrr

You just mentioned 8 the shows on zee world. I find that worrisome

sapphiere:
Go and marry Chioma and stop clowning.

I thought the future is female. Why aren't you asking Chioma to marry him? Oh that's right! His bank account balance is still controlling her vagina.

Chamukebenson:
are you new here ? This is a public forum where people state their opinions. This is not Instagram where everyone wanna seem woke. This is reality. If u do something stupid , people would call it stupid here . No one gives a f how u feel . I know u are a run girl aka slay mama . Please allow reasonable people to comment and stop defending bin. Nudity is wrong in all shade , prostitution is wrong .

Thank you. It's obvious she's guilty of selling her body at some point

I love tattoos even though I don't have one just yet. I hope to meet tattoo artists like this one. I can't have the same grade of tattoo as an Oshodi tout.

Just saw your pm. Send me a message on WhatsApp. 08080006265

perkyB:
it felt sexy