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orookomama:
I don't have a choice I have spent so much initially on self meditation. I believe may heal by itself if it's not a poison.

Go to the hospital, please. I can't give you a better advice.

If they have balls, let them go and arrest Bella Shmurda or Olamide or many of the Nigerian musicians that glorify fraud.

See the group that all of them are wearing Dunlop slippers. Lol! You sure say those ones na Yahoo boys too

Are you cracking jokes or what? You're showing these kind of symptoms and you're asking on Nairaland?!

You're even self medicating! It's like you want to die abi? Go the hospital for fuckssake!!!

Righteousness2:
It is a Righteous thing for GOD to recompense Tribulation to those that Trouble His Children.

GOD ALMIGHTY is Loving, Merciful and Kind. HE does not take joy in the death of a Sinner. Rather His will is that Everyone should be Saved.

Having Said that , HE is also a GOD of Judgement. He does not take it lightly when people Confidently trouble his Children.

So many People Have been taken away for Standing in the way of his Children.
So many people have been sacked and reduced to nothing for standing in the way of His Children.
I am a Living testimony to Events like that.

Some could even come to confess and beg you after they are dealt with.

It's very risky to Stand in the way of a Genuie child of GOD. You will end up being being Crushed , Dismantled, Discombobulated and sent to the grave beyond.

His Testimony is very well in place.

Make we hear word ojare ko koshidanu. Fake ass pastor. You're the perfect example as to how gullible Nigerian Christians follow anyone that claims he's a 'man of God'

Old me would have looked for weed dealer, strip club, proximity to beach (I can't live anywhere far from the coast as a sure Lagos boy), LovePeddler house, etc.


These days, I'm interested in finding an over priced bar (no miscreants around), a gym, beach and market.

Did you know that you have to take the vaccine shot twice before it immunizes you?

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When a vaccine requires two shots, the first shot helps your body recognize the virus and gets your immune system ready, while the second shot strengthens that immune response. This makes your body more prepared to fight infection.

The whole process is very complicated especially in a corrupt country like ours. Many of us will never take this vaccine and not by choice sef. I don't mind the vaccine but there's a huge possibility even if I get the first shot, will I get the second?

Many of us have survived this infection unknowingly.


This is fact.

Why are we giving this guy too much attention?

You obviously haven't experienced life to the point where you discover that there's none like family. Family will always be there for you when others fail, trust me.

Comedian2019:
When you go marry olosho, you con dey expect her to get aroused.

Why na?

tsdarkside:
true....but when they are in labour....??
this can be months....

Oga every woman is entitled to a maternity leave whether she's married or not. Some countries sef get paternity leave so there's that. Also labor lasts from 20 minutes to days at a stretch. I've never heard of someone in labor for months, guy.

tsdarkside:
no,she should marry....

do you even understand how complicated it is to hire a female....

when they are pregnant,they are practicaly useless and need attention....

Really??! That's bullshit. There are loads of pregnant women who go to work from their first trimester to days before delivery. Abeg softly dey talk.

Makavelli25:
lol

This kids

Even I caught my 10 and 11 year old cousins doing touchy touchy

I just look told the female mom and begged her not to escalate it.

Nigerians mostly don't give a shit about age rating in movies because movies rated 18 will be watched by the whole family including kids. Same goes for music videos. We need to protect these kids cause they only repeat what they've seen. Imagine a 5 year old singing "idi ore mi o fe to yi"

Sundrus:
Some ladies & legs opening sef

So she should be celibate because she's in the NPF? Everything about how this country is run is a disaster.

I feel your pain. When my sister was 17, I checked her WhatsApp cause she's always online till like 1am. The first message I saw was one boy asking for 'brezz selfie' with crying emojis. I just throway the phone make my sanity remain the same.

Bandits is just the refurbished name of Boko Haram. They are one and the same

EJanni:
Old man destroying young girls future all in the name of marriage. Pedophilic Billionaire my foot!

If he comes knocking at your door now, before he even utters a word, you'll be like....

There's a story nobody outside of the four law enforcement people knows or is willing to share.

Where are the dogs?

Oga the truth is that most girls are low-key lesbians

ceeceeuwa:
You should be more worried whether you have not contacted STD since you have been fvcking raw.

I'm as clean as a whistle

If no be say na elderly person, person suppose dey wipe am slap every time he says trash.

Sometimes, I think I might have a child somewhere. This is because of the many times I've cum inside vagina.

Poverty no go kill us o!

VirginFinder:
You don't know what you are saying. The current situation in the SW which is alien to us is normal in the SE and SS.

In some part of the SS, indigenes pay Fulanis before they are allowed to enter their farms.

You know Jackshit!

What is alien to us ke? Are you aware that the Yoruba Muslim is as a result of Fulani nomadic conquests?

VirginFinder:
Stop taking panadol for another's headache. We are on top of the situation.

Face the Fulanis in the yeast first. The situation there is worse.

What are you saying? It is worse here in the SW mostly because we share something in common and that is religion. For this reason alone, they are more comfortable and even feel more entitled here than the SE or SS

Actually, you spent the last nine months streamlining what you eat and drink in order to ensure that what you put in your stomach does not affect your baby’s development.


The above is a lie. Pregnant women dey chop anything and everything in close proximity. Even the one wey you chop last when you were 13 go dey hungry you.

I wonder why guys still dwell on shallow words from broke bitches. They are the most insecure. They are always jealous of their fellow females who are more endowed or financially stable than they are. They also despise guys with money cause they are never the guys spec. Their lives are just miserable and their vagina can be breached with foolery, simple sweet talk and obvious lies. In the end, they get preggers for the most unfortunate guy who will have to harbor her materialistic life forever.

BigSarah:
AM Yoruba Sturvs

Mehn...I've been crushing on you long time. From guest to old accounts, to this one. Something just attracts me to you.