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longetivity:
You are healed

Na wetin dey kill us for this country be this

VULCAN:
One of the things you should stop this year is being a contrarian for the joy of it without engaging in critical thinking.

The OPs piece is brilliant.

He took time to give a complete background, identified the problem correctly and gave wonderful solutions that can be expanded upon then you came along and exposed your utter inability to understand the post.

The statement about military men that are father's is so pointless-you imply that they never go home. One wonders how you came to that conclusion.

What's fascinating about your lack of comprehension is that OPs solution is designed to work perfectly for father's who are away from home often. How did you manage to miss that

As I read your piece I was sure you were a teenage girl but thankfully you identified yourself at the end.

Have a change of heart this year and engage in rational thinking before responding to issues.

I have absolutely not missed the point. I'm not arguing that the OP's piece is brilliant but me, I tend to read even between the lines. You should try to do that this year too. You can't buy love, you earn it.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Good for you then don't wish evil against others...mind what you say regarding people's life..she doesn't deserve to die just the same way none of your family also dont deserve to..

Yeah man...I still don't give a shite

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Same thing is gonna befall you..

I'm not an alatenuje. Life isn't easy for me like that. Nobody will call me and flex me with whatever I wanna eat and drink, then proceed to fuckkk my brains out, probably call her very hot friends to flex my dickk in our hotel suite for the next 3 days then credit me 100-500k when I'm tired and want to leave. Absolutely nobody. So it ain't gonna fall on me.

The average Nigerian unmarried woman/girl is only yours when she's around you. Fact.


To be honest I don't exactly feel sorry for her and all the girls whosetime will up shortly cos of this useless lifestyle of hanging out with random guys cos they have maybe two cars and a flat and maybe 10-30m in their account. They literally sell their soul to these guys. Your girlfriend that you think highest she's cheating with one or two other guys says yes every time to an orgy with like 5 guys chilling in a hotel room because all Dem boys drive Lexus.


Ogun kill the woman who dies because her greed resulted in selling her vagina. Ogun kill het twice.

You want to drag your kids' love with your wife or what?
What if you're a military man and you're never around?
What if you're an expat in another country and you no dey ever dey?
What if you're a sailor and your presence at home is nothing to write home about?
What if......?


I could go on and on. Just stop there and do what your duties are as a father and husband to your nuclear and the love will never die. Don't ever expect all your kids to love you equally but remember that no matter what they all love you unconditionally.


What do I know anyways? I'm just a single guy without any offspring yet so maybe I don't know what I'm saying.

Jaylynn:
Okay, I know I'm gonna get a whole lot from you guys. But y'all take it easy. My best friend's the one in this situation. And I can't even answer her question cx I know how much she loves them.

Tell 'her' to try me first. Her confusion no go break bone again.

Mywd:
Bros u see ehn,,, e dey shock me seff,, overpriced structures..

Thats why i would rather build mine.. Be like dem never go USA see house of $2m shock seff... Demnno sabi anytin

Relax and do some research. That complex structure costs more than 1billi

paulolee:
lukaku should be careful, clubs are watching n none would like to sign a player dt disrespect his coach n its team to avoid bad energy in d camp...
e tink say na only him de vex for tactics, Mk e ask cr7 during ole time bt cr7 didnt criticize him openly....dts professionalism..

That's not exactly true just ask Google for a video. You'll probably even laugh really hard

Only in Rivers

Am I crazy or the video attached has absolutely no clips of cash

...okay I just entered the insta link. Na Olosho girls on a normal na. Na girls wey dey dance to "You want to bam ba? You want to chill with the big boys?" See ehn their chilling with those big boys truly but aye won ti baje on a normal.

Unique357:
My wife left me when I lost everything. She took our two children with her and has blocked me everywhere. I couldn't reach her to speak with my children. I have tried reaching her parents to no avail.

But now that things are going well for me, my brother in law lifted me and I am back to business and I have a girlfriend we are getting married next year march by God's grace.

Now my ex is back in the picture making life difficult for my girlfriend. She is blackmailing her and bombarding her with nasty messages to the extend of humiliating her in public, calling her all sorts of names like husband snatcher etc. I am angry with her because she has left me when I needed her the most and this girlfriend stood by me with my poor conditions and now she wants to play victim and putting the blame on my girl.

I want to arrest her and let her rot in jail but on the other side I don't want to do it for the sake of our children who are 10 years and 7 years. I want to deal with her in a calm way because there are children involved . What do you think I should do?

Technically, she's not your ex-wife if you didn't lawfully divorce her. File for a divorce if you haven't already. Get restraining order. Shikena

Truth is you kind of already know what's best for you cos nobody here knows exactly how your finances, mental and physical health in relation to your salary increments/ new job affects your life. If you already live in Ibadan you don't have to think about renting a new place so that's a huge plus if you're taking the Lagos job

Satan get King?

Man you see people from the east? Very unique set of individuals. I love them with all my heart, I no go lie but I dey steady cut cap for una.

Igbo kwenu!







Love you Ada

And Chioma

...and Chineye



I didn't forget you Owenifekachukuwu.. love you baby

Vinnie2000:
Naija Comedian IgoSave once said..
'Boys when dey Answer Solo (Solomon) can dey Mumu for Girl ehn'..

In my Office, I discussed this with my Guy Solomon and surprisingly, he said 'Oboy, na True o. Girls dey use Brain for me most Times'..

So Are some Names associated with some Specific traits?


Here's a Cool List!
*Ruth = Uptight
*Agatha= Aggressive and Hater of men
*Mercy= Dark complexioned and not Fine.
*Esther= Manipulative and never gives her Boyfriend P***y!
*Jessica= Fcukks her friend/Sister's Boyfriend! :-
*Maria= Gives headache alot..
*Favour= Has lots of Guy Friends and keeps all Confused!
*Queen= A Cheerful giver..
*Loveth = Also a Giver.
*Anita= A very 'Good' Girl.
*Sandra= Does not do her Agemates! Goes on Outside runs
*Faith= Does her Sh*t silently!
*Emmanuella= Sticks to one Boyfriend!
*Rachel= A loyal Girlfriend/Wife Material.


Men
*Peter= Churchy but Likes woman ehn!
*Paul = Stocky n Always ready for Gbasgbos!
*Raymond= Smooth Liar!
*Gideon= Has Big muscles and Hates girls!
*Darlington= Likes Towtow ehn!
*Samuel= struggles in Academics!
*Kelvin= knows to follow Woman for Yanch!
And
*Seun = Always intelligent but forms ITK!

So Check the Names out! Are the bearers how I described them?

Man the Kevin hits hard. I know a Kevin and his world revolves around vagina

Gift, Joy, Peace, Sandra, Favour, Goodness Ayo, Adun, etc..na so Lagos Olosho dey name themselves for the streets.

ChiefSosa:
Write to him on twitter. He sometimes surprisingly reply to requests. He is like the scientific version of Don Jazzy!

Thanks!

Dear Elon Musk,

If you ever get to see this, I mean this wholeheartedly. I can volunteer to leave this planet forever to be part of a pioneering movement, 95% because I love science, 5% because Nigeria don show me shege. Also, as delicious as this planet is, as long as women with big yansh from Africa and South America are there with me on Mars, I can abandon it and volunteer my testicles to populate mars with sexy nerds as my extraterrestrial offspring. Genghis Khan ain't got nothing on me.

Modified.
The big yansh comes with big brains too. No be yansh wey love camera pass her future.

Amotolongbo:
Your intelligence get as e be o!

So if Isaiah’s father gives birth to 10 children, none of the children will bear the name Isaiah?

I'm Nigeria, Johnny could be a bastard son only daddy and baby mummy knows about.

Toochildish666:
yansh inpector.. Do u study yanshes! sir? Hmm

I get PhD for the matter bro

Stephenomozzy:
You can as well become a Nun,
Cos no rich man will marry such an entitled btoke ass woman who's image of wealth is solely dependent on marital inheritance.


You would have made more sense if you gave advice to men Not to get married when they're not financially stable yet because marriage can be very demanding especially when your wife is like the author of this article. Everything doesn't have to center around WOMAN, WOMAN, WOMAN..... where is it a sin for the woman to be Rich? And financially equal to the man? Isn't it gender inequality too to expect to be rich off your husband?

Na Yahoo Boyz format her brain. Just ignore her. Them reach like 70% of Nigerian girls under 30 so e no suppose shock you

Mercychen:
My ex is a definition of a well groomed man. Yes, he's an ex now but I can't stop talking about him because he made a great impression on me and I still make boast to say it any where. He was well groomed.

From his nails, his goaty( lower beard) to his teeth, very neat. His dentition is so amazingly arranged, sparkling white and shiney. ( I got same too) not all these cave man multicolor teeth I see around these days that look like they're coming to get you. Lol.

His clothes are always crisp and clean. His apartment and sorrounding, you would think it's a five star hotel suit. No masculine smell or odour anywhere around him or his apartment. Maybe because he's not hairy.

Abeg, he's neat.

Men should take their hygiene seriously because that masculine smell/odour is a huge turn off and it's common among hairy guys. Maybe that's why I'm no longer thrilled about having a relationship any longer.

Same goes for the women too.

Man you still love that guy. I'm sorry for the guy you're currently with.

Fixed:
He was married to May Ellen Ezekiel, a popular and well-loved journalist then. She unfortunately died from post-surgery complications in 1996. Uncle Richard later married Jumobi Adegbesan in 2000. I'm not sure Oghenekome is a product of either marriage. I stand to be corrected.

He'd be 21 if she conceived that year. It would be improbable

Na only Naija girls no dey get mourning period after a breakup. There's almost always a fall back guy. That's why there's basically no single girl in this country but get this, they automatically become single only when their fake boyfriend isn't there. I mean, a vast majority of girls will give you their number if you smell nice and drive a car in this yeye British contraption of a country. They'll even send you 'God go make you bigger' texts when they never chop your 1kobo They'll follow you to another state sef without hesitation if you invite them leaving their current fake boyfriend in an oblivious limbo Even an 8.6 inch fat gbola cannot guarantee loyalty even if they tell you you're the most caring guy in the world.

Naija gehhhh! Loyalty go Kee you

Naija girls mehnnnnnn

Cantonese:
No. His first wife passed on and he proceeded to marry another after some years of waiting.

Yeah, thanks!

TuFab:
What's confuseding you about a man and his progeny

I don't know a lot about him personally but I thought he married just Jumebi the former AIT presenter. I was small that time sha. I guess I grew up thinking he married late

I'm a little confused. Someone clear this up

I thought he married just once

ahnie:
For several weeks now I have not cooked due to personal reasons best known to me.
I normally ordered food from food vendors and to be frank,it's not only draining resources but most times,the meals are usually either soggy looking or over salty.

I had recently munch on crown cork(bottle cover)when I ordered for a plate of jellof rice .guess the vendor was benevolent enough to add the cork cover as extra meat.

I checked my cylinders today,and discovered that,I had practically ran out of gas,I made enquiries about the current cost of gas,and I was told it's #850.so I went to my neighbors compound, gathered pieces of fire woods and viola I located a designated spot in my compound.

I had to look around for what to rotate the beans with, luckily I found some bunch of rippen plantains I hid inside the cupboard that I have forgotten.

I arrived with a very sumptuous meal of beans and plantain porridge.
I topped it with coca cola as time no dey.

I felt like an African woman in a very remote village whilst cooking the meal with firewoods .

Shouts out to peeps keeping it real with firewoods.

N/B..... please keep your negative vibes and jabs to yourselves.

Let's put the climate into consideration. God bless you!

doggedfighter:
What a news !

Journalism is dead in this country

If you're broke, just go and hustle and face your studies

The guy wey post the video dey ment. Too much unnecessary yarns.