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Last last na Northern man go chop lion share. Shebi na Abuja endorsed? Ori everybody ma to pe. 2023 is next tomorrow.

ronalmagic10:
It's not by meeting people up and down. If you're truly sick then rest. You deserve it given your age and all you've accomplished. To be a president is not by force na

But he’s not brain dead now. He’s allowed to have aspirations. Is it by force to vote for him?

MrBrownJay1:
PSG didnt change shiiiit, they just gave huge amount of money to some washed up primadonas to play football.... there is no peace in PSG as we all know Neymar left barca because he didnt wanna be in Messi's shadow. wait til the gloves come off and see how our dearly beloved PSG will desintegrate from within.

Thank you mr pessimist

Afriqan:
Why should car owners be paying more than commercial buses?

Because those bus drivers are already paying NURTW and plenty unregistered agberos on every nook and cranny of this large city. That’s minus bailing their vehicles from LASTMA, VIO, etc at least once a month. Ko easy, really.

The entire planet is aware now that Lionel Messi is now a PSG player.

If PSG can pull of the heist and sacrifice Angel Di Maria for Cristiano Ronaldo and the two goats play in the same jersey. It could create world peace. How?

The younger generation, they’ve seen some terrible things in their life, covid 19 being the latest. How on the basis of religion, Muslims are carrying out daily killings regardless of religion, pastors are in private jets, women wear thongs while twerking on TV. Their mental psyche is as I cannot imagine a little bit now more advanced than it should be. If PSV can end a supposed eternal rivalry, it can propel the future to embrace humanity and peace.

There’s nothing wrong with broke bitches except when they open office inside your life.

Any guy with this should be slapped with a metal prosthetic hand, except guys from Kogi state. Those guys eat, drink and sleep with juju.

The guy fall my hand for apologizing. Oyinbo sef!

Lalasticlala. Help

TheEnygma:
Although I had jerked off multiple times before that,bmy first time was when I was 20 (about 10 years ago).... The lady who I did it with was much older than me, she was our neighbor who I'm sure just liked my level of maturity despite my age, I usually went to her house to watch film and do chores since she was living alone and only had a fiancee who visited once in a while.
On that particular day she called me to help her do buy something which I did and later stayed behind at her house to watch movies, while we were watching She started asking me nonsense question like "do you have a girlfriend ??" , "How come I don't see you talking to girls" while she was touching me, my junior got awake and one thing led to another, before I knew it she told me to follow her to her bedroom (which I did like a sheep being led to the slaughter ), she then undressed , brought out rubber and wore it on me. (She was the woman who told me never to go raw no matter what happens)...... I must confess, her punanai was heaven on Earth but .
To cut the long story short, I enjoyed it very well and when we were done she helped me clean me up while warning me never to tell anyone (which I never did)
Somehow she never figured out that she was my first
I banged her two more times before she moved out of our area and the last time I saw her , which was around last year February she told me she was married and already had two kids, she will always have a special place in my heart.

Were

Betting posts on this kind of thread is pure evil.

Nigeria is going to the dogs but this is what you are occupying your little mind with. Do you really care for not just your future but the fate of your offspring in the future? Gala we used to buy N50 is now N100. Nobody gree buy am, dem run come Nairaland say dem don add pepper because we like to eat spicy beef roll with cold Pepsi (Pepsi wet still get ice inside na N200 for some places)

Omo ase, na vagina and penis talk Dey your brain. 2023 is next tomorrow but na BBNaija be the focus. You no get $700,000 for offshore and $300,000 + or - in Naija accounts you Dey reason this kind thing. Man or woman, any gender wey you be, you no get sense. People Dey create threads that can make millionaires in this country but no body goes there and later una go Dey ask “where una see this money?”

You go ask till 2099. Spits!

If Nairaland had an dislike or thumbs down button. I’d create 500 accounts and dislike this post with all of them!

joyousever:
I totally agree to this. I'm a lady and I know that she's being economical with the truth behind her exit! If a baby's head can pull through how much more a dick? When most women including me like it big!

Thanks for being truthful. This thread was beginning to irritate me until I read your post. Broke or not, I always get a lot of sex. I even tuck my self deep between my thighs before I wear my briefs just so I’m not to obvious but you know guys,from high school to uni to work, guys’ll be the ones telling everybody your junk is huge. Next thing all the women are cutting eyes for you or staring at your crotch for a glimpse. Big Gbola is more of a blessing than a curse. All these fake nairalanders trying to demonize this makes me sick to my stomach.

ZZ22:
Abba Kyaris lies is even more embarrassing than the crime itself. Like when people in sane countries see the Nigerian DCP shameful lies they'd wonder the kind of people wey full Nigeria and their mental balance

I swear

They they're not following Shari'a laws again ni? I thought the penalty for zina is stoning by death. Funny people.

simbaleo:
Well, he does look like Tupac, tbh

Bawo l'ese n soro bayii

Edibles20:
Everything is on google. You just need to input the right details.
If google fails, contact Union Bank. They won’t turn you down.

How? Who am I supposed to talk to?

Myndd44 Lalasticlala I need to prove this truth to someone

Hello Nairalanders. I need some help. When I was a kid, I was in a Union Bank tv ad. I can’t exactly remember the year or my age. I must have been between 8-11 (2000-2003).

If you’ve seen and remember that tv advert, I am the kid on the white horse.

I’ve combed the internet looking for it. The agent back then would lie to my folks telling them I was going for a casting meanwhile I was doing the actual shoot. Baba Dey pocket my money until people started seeing me on strange adverts. My dad made me quit life in front of the camera well into my teens, so reaching out to the agent is out of the question .

How can I find this video? Mods, please sorry for me, abeg.

?

I'd really like one.


Imagine robbers trying to rob you in your car and you bring this out, you'll just take your shots when they're busy laughing at you.

Righteousness2:
We warned about the evils and Pride month being celebrated Worldwide and the consequences it will bring. The people took it for Granted.

How can you have such Disatrous Floods in Summer? These things are not normal!

BABA is a GOD of Justice. If HE dealt with the people of sodom and Gomorrah and those in the times of Lot for these evil, HE won't spare this Generation. Because if HE does not Deal with this Generation of evil and Abominations, HE would have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah and those in the days of Lot.

Folks, Don't allow yourself to be Deceived by anyone whether human or Spirit with talks of this or that not happening or this needs to happen b4 the RAPTURE. The RAPTURE is upon us. Closer than you ever think or imagine.

Live Ready Folks! Anyday, Anymoment!,The People of JESUS will be Snatched away and the Main wrath will descend.

Infact I am no longer looking for the Signs, they are Littered all over the Earth. I am Listening for the Sound of the Trumpet.

Shut up Jare! Have you ever studied meteorology? Are you conversant with Climatology? Do you know how many meters below sea level some of these countries are? Asè

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

All these pussy ass god of men

I swear G. A fuc*ing Catholic priest for that matter!

FifthDogg:
Kai God, which day my prik go big reach laidis?

I can link you up legit. I'm not taking a dime from you.

keandre:
This is the pop up message that keeps coming up whenever I click OTP by sms,I have been withdrawing with ease until now o

When last did you withdraw from your bet9ja account?

keandre:
Were you able to withdraw it?

When the winnings came last night, I staked on the Canada game to produce 1HT over 2.5 with 1k. Odds was 5+. Won the game and withdrew. This morning I got credited with another 10. The leader board has been updated. Wetin dey pain me be say I don dey ignore the game until the final when someone asked me to predict for them. Funny enough, when I played mine, it was different. I changed the correct score to 1:1, first goal by foot, one goal each half totalling 2 goals, and the last goal between 60 and 75 mins. Yes I received otp...sms

keandre:
Were you able to withdraw it?

Already did!

Justhere:
DID YOU WIN= NO
20.6K FOR 100WINNERS=YES YOU MUST GET ALL CORRECTLY.
JACKPOT OF 10M IS FOR THE WINNER DURING THE GROUP STAGE.
SINCE THERE IS NO WINNER 1M EACH ROUND WAS ADDED TO BE 15M JACKPOT FOR THE FINAL.
NOTE: BET9JA OTHER/XCLUSIVE RULES IS THE REASON WHY THE 15M JACKPOT WAS NOT SHARED.
THE REAL JACKPOT IS FOR WHEN PREDICTIONS ARE DIFFICULT I.E PREDICTING CORRECT SCORE FOR 6 TO 8 GAMES.
NOT FOR SEMI AND FINAL.

Here's the thing I actually won but I got 30.9k and im not even in the top 100. See my position and the winnings

Justhere:
winner already updated, check for your name if not there. then, you are not among the first 100 correct predictor.

Did you win?

I saw a lot of 20.6k wins. Do you have to get all predictions right to win that money? Also, the jackpot is 10m. If it is shared amongst 100 people, that would be 100k each. I don't really understand their pattern. The conditions for the jackpot is a bit confusing

Guys, on the super 9ja jackpot, do you have to predict all the options correctly to win or do you just have to get points? All of my predictions for last night's game was correct. Does that mean I qualify for the jackpot?

So basically 80% of Nigerian girls rn. Rest abeg. This stupid post shouldn't be on the front page. This is a promotion of social paranoia.


You are exposed to road accidents when;

1. You go out to work
2. You go out to f**k
3. You go outside to buy condoms
4. You go outside to buy food
5. You drive to work
6. You drive to go f**k
7. You drive to go buy condoms
8. You drive to go buy food
9. You bike to go to work
10. You bike to go f**k
11. You bike to go buy condoms
12. You bike to go buy food
13. You enter danfo....




You get my point.

Say No TO Rape

NwaAmaikpe:




Since when did Wizkid's car become a recording studio?
Even Bryan Adams, Adam Levine and Elton John will not subject a co-artist to such self-degradation.

Our so called veterans are the ones fueling Wizkid's arrogance and it's so shameful to see this veteran stand by the side of Wizkid's car and get excited that the latter was vibing to his song.

Sound Sultan did not practice what he preached.
He said that 'no matter where we go make we no forget 'area'' yet he was buried in New Jersey.

I still don't know if it's okay to call that hypocrisy.

You, sir, are quite madly mad.

berrystunn:
A bike is how much .

This bike below costs 350k. https:///yaba/motorcycles-and-scooters/new-super-gallant-buffalo-2020-blue-aR6TpSZsI5hFWvKb2RBabpbe.html?lid=27fmvtPvl40S8aC-&cur_pos=13&pos=13&ads_count=1584&ads_per_page=20&page=1