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Oppy2k2:
Even oyinbo no send face mask again


Reference- Euro 2020

U dey compare yourself with people who have completed their vaccine doses

Amotolongbo:
His parents weren’t poor.

Na poor pikin dey do almajiri. And Na dem dey born pikin pass

Right. I forgot some Islamic practices are reserved for the poor.

I'm sure Bull-hari has low-key taken along with him IssaPant-ami and Lie Mohammed in a private jet to take a selfie with this cow. I don't think he'd miss the opportunity.



Modified
Someone here just said the cow is taller than Hell-Rufai

This is an understatement

Imagine his parents sent him to do Almajiri, where would he be today?

These agberos sef. After collection of illegal daily taxes from bus drivers and roadside traders, they will now go to a local restaurant, order 300 Amala and 4700 meat and fish. They will thereafter go to a bar where they will keep two empty crates under their table with the intention of filling it with empty beer bottles whilst munching on heavily peppered kpomo. All the while, some useless girls dey trip for this mad lifestyle. Later at night they will meet up at a local gin spot, spend thousands drinking Jedi, Dongoyaro, Awopa, Ale, Manpower, Afato, Ogogoro, (and Best Cream for the lady ) and many more while puffing on brown weed and ciga. These same useless girls are still tripping o. Much later at night, they take the crushing girl to a -5 star hotel without AC, bang her brains useless. I can never pity such a woman even if she has AIDS.

Telegram234:
Baba shey na ur gf.
Why are u pained?
Back-stabbers.
Face ur own problem

This is a problem affecting me, dumbass. If I begin to show hostility, Naija babe fit dey talk say I toast am she no gree. Na so dem dey talk. I dey calm to avoid such circumstances.

ogbiwa:
Idiart

No be small idiart o. If na man now, dem go jail am double figures, spoil him life.

Spits phlegm on Idiart's face!

MadamVanessa:





What is so wrong in someone having sex with inmate? When the person wasn't forced into the act, it was based on agreement.

So because someone is in prison, he shouldn't have his life again.

Maybe next time you visit your gynaecologist, allow him use his penis to examine you. I know if the tables were turned and it so happens that the warden was male and the prisoners were female, Sapphire and her fellow online feminists would have cried one bucket full by now, also, all the international news stations will be reporting this story right now. Go and check, e sure me say the inmates na black men. Just imagine turned tables!

Spits

My guy's babe is the worst. She's just past her mid 20s, currently in her service year. Her WhatsApp statues in a day is more than 15. She takes selfies of herself everywhere she goes like MTN.

After she posts it, if any of her friends saves that photo and reposts it on their own status, she'll screenshot it and post the same picture she posted earlier but screenshot from someone else's status. She could post 5 of the same picture this way. Now, normally this wouldn't be a problem for me since I'm not her boyfriend but I've been patient and my patience is wearing thin.

Everytime she's around whilst I'm there, be it at his house or mine, out chilling or whatever, this girl will make tons of videos and pictures before she leaves. Also this wouldn't be a problem if she won't post all the pictures online right after.

I'm a very coded guy and I'm in love with this my low-key lifestyle. I haven't posted any of my own photos on any of Mark Zuckerberg's apps in more than 2 years but this girl will just be tagging up and down on IG. Same pictures will be on WhatsApp status.

There's no point in talking to my guy about it, the girl can do no wrong in his eyes. We're business partners and cannot avoid each other. How can I be on ghost mode on my social media apps for a long time but someone is busy exposing me to the world. How can I handle this situation?

This Nigerian economic situation no dey affect these people.

Buckeyemedia1:
The miscreants they caught in his conclave on Thursday morning are the ones that should be fuming, notwithstanding this is probably an old video, ordinary Kenya Kanu visited he was apprehended like an emu bird from ukpabi forest never to see the UK at least for the next 10 years, juju man from Ibadan will never see that his house again, before he comes out of prison, his wife would have sold the house & fled Nigeria.

Let's stop comparing Kanu and Igboho. Igboho did not publicly broadcast to his supporters go on a killing spree and burning of police stations in the name of freedom fighting. What is Igboho's crime? Tell me.

Earlystar698:
What's lesson there?

The Taliban are about to take over.

Do you really want to begin the conversation on why things are the way they are in this contraption called Nigeria? The topic go reach page 2000 and we no go finish the story.

What a nice way to discourage the youth from grassroot politics. Thanks you o. E se gan.

We need reenactment on the stupid laws that make hospitals request a police report before treating a victim. It's pure madness. To think all the Health ministers since 1999 haven't thrashed this evil out. Na only to chop foreign aid money. With all due respect, God punish all of them.

Buhari and his loyalists must be fuming, watching this video.

iyenebari:
my score for the just concluded 2021 jamb exam is 150 which is too poor for my prefer course of study(computer science ) and the university(uniport).
I want someone in the house to enlighten me on university basic program, reason because I'm having second thought of going in for it.
All opinions are welcome.

Learn a skill for the next one year till the exams come up for registration again. Failure is never the end. Good luck, kid.

Someone wrote rubbish, you too followed and copied it.

Gambling can make or break you.



Gamble responsibly.

Righteousness2:
Very Interesting move..

If man in his Sinful and evil state will put a car in the air, then I laugh in POWER & MYSTERY at the scoffers and Mockers of the RAPTURE of the Church.

If human being will put a car in the air, then get ready and don't let anyone confuse you. Very soon Millions and billions of people, all over the world, Saved and Washed in Blood of JESUS Christ will Suddenly disappear from this earth , to Meet Jesus Christ in the air.

Must you talk?

Righteousness2:
Atimes I begin to wonder if these Major Endtimes players go to Search the HolyBible before they make their moves and Decisions.

All the puzzles are Falling in place Just as The KING of kings, JESUS Christ said it will be in the Season leading to His Coming.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Except we Conciously decide to make a Fool of ourselves, We all know that we are in the Last of the Last days.

I take GOD beg all and sundry, quit living life anyhow. Enough of anyhow living. Take the Matter of your Genuie salvation in JESUS Christ very seriously.
One of these days, those who miss it will be lamenting " Mr. Righteousness warned us o"
Get Prepared Folks! The Breath we have now is not in our Power.

You no dey tire? This planet will continue spinning for billions of years. The human race will never be wiped out because we can think and do. Even if the planet becomes uninhabitable, people will live in space. All these idiot countries fighting for nonsense will team up and build mother spaceships in the blink of an eye leaving us in Africa to pray.


Imagine having $50 billion but you can't spend it. That's how these world powers feel with all their military might. The
US Defense Department is asking Congress for $715 billion in its fiscal 2022 budget. China's defence budget for 2021 is about $200 billion, Russia, about $80 billion for 2021 and Japan spent about $54 billion for it's military this year. Una think say na play abi?

Just like shawarma, it moves better at night cause men buy for the women they're hitting that night. Stats show that when you buy shawarma or suya for a sex worker, she will treat you better. Even non-sex workers are not left out. Buy a woman between 18-30 shawarma (or food in general ) at least 3 times and the coochie wet already sure for u unless u dull it.

Rozcol:
God knows I can never marry or date a man that smokes or drink,I want my future husband and I to grow old peacefully in good health

If he doesn't want you to know, you won't ever know until maybe years into the marriage. Everyone hides stuff during courtship.

SmellySperm:
Pass me the shit you smokin on bro

You can't afford it.

Don't die in the hands of a Karashika

The whales get luck say no be Japanese Sailors. Na peppersoup and sushi go end am.

Righteousness2:
Everything on this Earth is reacting.
The ground and Mountains are shaking and quaking,
The sea and its creatures are roaring,
The sun, the moon and stars are reacting,
It's all about the Soon Appearance of the KING of kings.
Look up Folks! Our redemption draws Near.
The Coming of the Lord is so close Folks.

O ma se o.