₦airaland Forum

Onyi22:
The kind of men I love

Ole
Ole.

The two have different meanings but describe most of you women these days. Just ask any Yoruba person for interpretation

Stateoforigin:
Just say you're 29 years Oga

Which one is 30 by June next year? We're not even in June yet.

What's with Nigerians and age falsification?

When you want to look for work, you reduce your age.
When it comes to dating, you increase it.

Why?

How did i falsify my age? Comprehension is a major problem of many Nigerians.

Misterone:
I don't understand Children of this days. you say you will be 30 next year but you still sound like 17. pray tell, is it a crime for a woman or a girl to have exes? make una no worry, una virgin dey wait for una. A good woman is not determined by what has passed through her legs but what she has to offer in terms of compassion, Support, companion etc. Why e be say we blacks na so so Bleep we dey think of? why not our personal wellbeing and interest. Rain go fall white man go say time for planting, black man na weather for two. toto no go lead you anywhere na brain go lead you somewhere.

Yeah man. Feel free to jump off any bridge of your choice.

Righteousness2:
O My GOD!
This is the Mercifulness Nature of GOD towards Humanity on Display..
"I will Have Mercy on who I will Have Mercy"

No Government! No Psychology or No Rehabilitation can do this!
This is the FINGER OF GOD
This GOD of CHOSEN is a Very GREAT GOD!

Abeg Wherever you are CELEBRATE THIS GREAT GOD OF CHOSEN!

THANK GOD! I AM A CHOSEN

Whoever you are! No Matter the Evils, Abominations and Wickedness that you have soiled your Hands in.
The Hands of Merciful JESUS is wide open for you now. This very Moment could be the Last Chance you Have. There is no Repentance in the Grave! There is No Mercy or I Beg after Death. Do like this young men and Come out From that Evil gang and Wicked habit. Come to JESUS Now!

This explains a lot!!

ThiagoKid:
....the will of God in marriage.

A lot of Christians, Gospelers precisely, will be conversant with this phrase; "pray for the will of God."
It's even 'commonest' amongst Deeper lifers, no disrespect.

Now, here is my Question; is there anything such as the so-called "will of God?"
What about the "will of the devil
Marriages been broken today, ain't some of them "the will of God?"

Lalasticlala, is your lovely wife your will of God?

Clarification would be 'ppreciated.

Religion has made many thinkers become outcasts in their immediate environment. E.g, me. When you begin to think outside the box and ask unconventional questions, people might say you've gone insane that's why these days, I keep my opinion to myself. When something happens, for example when a loved one is murdered, they say it's the will of God. But we're also taught in this same religion that God gave us (the murderer included) free will meaning he doesn't interfere. I agree with that part because I can wake up in the morning, decide to go to Ghana for a week just to get my freak on. If in the course of getting my freak on, I contact HIV, they'd say it's the will of God or the work of the devil.

I no go let migraine kill me for this kind matter

Akwaibomdude:
What a question

What's your opinion?

I'll be 30 by June next year so I guess I can relate a bit.

Dating in my early 20s was more fun. Dating older women in their early or mid-30s seem to come with different baggages like a truckload of exes, financial constraints in managing house rent, car maintenance, family obligations, etc

Do you agree?

God knows I can never be a part of church drama or politics. I go mass, immediately after, I go my house. I don't have friends there. Neither did I join any society.Even if you tell me hi, I might pretend as if I didn't hear you.

I've had sex with someone out of pity though. There's this girl who I was friends with. A lot of people thought we were dating. We had never made out not once but this girl had told people how much she liked me so people just assumed we were together. I on the other hand as I was accused of stringing her along without any real intentions laid bare. I had sex with her cousin. She was so pained and she made it known. I forcefully kissed her in her fit of subtle rage. We had sex that day. It was impromptu but it had to be done.


These days I'm more matured and it's easier to keep it in my pants even though it's long like this

FatherOfJesus:
This makes more sense to me, I cannot argue a “local flood”. Local floods happens every now and then.

I watched a documentary about the 'local' flooding. That's why almost all the regions coasting the Mediterranean have settlements under water

iJhoe:
you cared so much about music, but the guy cared so much about making name for himself which he has so far achieved.

what's your problem people, why do like downplaying people's effort. put yourself in that shoe? how would you feel when people takes on you everytime. I'm sure, you would break down psychologically. people like paper dogs and tiger, with feather-hearted mind. suicide is not far from you if you continue this way

Suicide is not far from you. How am I down playing him? Isn't constructive criticism allowed? So because he's Davido he can't be criticized. Just the other day when I asked why Wizkid's was always saying "...she tell me say" in almost all of his songs, some e-idiots here were calling me a Davido fanboy. You people don't understand constructive criticism. F**k off, faggit!

doggedfighter:
Where's it sold?

You can buy online naww. The one I bought was from Amazon. She still tells me it's her best birthday gift ever. She still dey use am

doggedfighter:
Wow, can you kindly explain how it works please.

It's a Bluetooth vibrator. I bought one for my ex when we were still together. It was intense. Sometimes she cried and laughed at the same time. I'd penetrate her with it inside her. I loved the feeling on me as well. Every thrust was way too intense.

We even tried using it discreetly in public but there's nothing discreet about it. The jerking and soft moans cannot be hidden

FatherOfJesus:
You are illiterate
Did you even pass basic science?

You find dinosaur fossils because bones are inorganic compounds, they can’t be degraded by saprophytes. They are also concealed in the soil away from all agent of erosion and weathering.

Wood is composed of largely organic compounds like Cellulose and little mineral. You can’t find a wood on a plain after 4000years. It would have been degraded organically and the remains dispersed by erosion.

Read some books aside from the Bible.

I cannot believe you took out time to reply that very stupid comment. That's one of the dumbest things I've ever read in my life. Do you know that many, many Nigerians don't even believe in the existence of dinosaurs. Whenever they do carbon dating and they arrive at a date hundreds of millions of years ago, you'd see people making comments like "these Oyinbo people dey lie". It irritates me to my marrows.

OP, you know we, especially Africans are fine-tuned religiously never to ask questions. We're supposed to blindly believe all these stories the supposedly superior human slave traders brought to us. I was a kid when I asked a similar question in primary school. They told me to kneel and face the wall through out the class.

Looks like a raccoon. If your neighbor killed a hyena, you'd probably be telling us the amazing story of how he did it.

doggedfighter:
Orgasms are blissful. It makes me scream sweetly.

I look forward to those mind blowing sweet sensations. Sometimes I wish it will last more.




But I'm not sure how this her experience will feel.

Buy an Ohmibod. Thank me later

Your article is self imploding.
First you failed to mention Wizkid's Made in Lagos album when mentioning 2020 albums. Secondly, the three songs you referenced are quite shitty. The Holy ground with Nicki Minaj; she call me brother, I call her sister too So crazy with Lil Baby; The song was so shit that Lil Baby fans on Twitter bashed him for being on such a wack track. He responded by saying he can't turn down $100,000 for a feature. The track with Nas, let me just keep quiet. When you feature a legend like Nas, the song alone should have more than 20 million streams but go and check how many streams that song has.

I'm not discrediting Davido, he's invaluable to the industry but you guys should chill tf out.

Sheuns:

Never knew the law now twerks.

That's how you spot a fish brain

Spits!

Relationship na poverty alleviation scheme for most Nigerian women. Give them an inch and they'll just take a mile.

I remember inviting one nice girl to a family function because I didn't want to go alone. After scanning and sizing up my family, next thing this vagina told me was how her car is always developing problems and how she needs a new one and that she had only 30% of the money. I asked her to go to any recognized dealership and get a deal where she can pay in installments from her salary. Next thing this girl told me was to borrow her the money. This is someone we've been together less than a month. I told her I'm not her father and our relationship was purely for benefits. She said she doesn't care. I jejely continued eating the coochie occasionally and treating her like a side chic while postponing the remaining 70% loan.

But Nigeria is their biggest market. Same with Multichoice. Nigeria is also their biggest market but we get the worst service. DStv keeps showing us adverts of unending promotions but it's exclusively available to South Africans.

Josephamstrong1:
Help! Have you seen her?
She was last on April19, 2012, at Opobo junction heading to Onitsha Ngwa, Abia State, for her Industrial Training.
If you have any information, contact us at 09074854680.

I don't mean to discourage you but 2012 was a lifetime ago. We hadn't even made the Buhari mistake yet at the time. I wish you good luck though.

Mamaab:
Am not imposing a career on him sir. Am only following his interest and moreover, laying a foundation for him will save him a lot of stress later in life

In any case, learning programming will help him in any career he chooses. Just don't be the one choosing for him. Good luck.

Angrygoat:
All cause they want to drive either camry sport,lexus gs and es and IS. Buy sweatpants at exorbitant prices ,buy iphones and go to lounges and clubs to waste all the money there in the name of big boy.

I swear! What's the point of this rubbish when you can't challenge Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, The Jagaban, Dangote, Adenuga, Atiku, Tony Elumelu, Davido, Wizkid, or even your local government chairman in terms of wealth?! F**king pointless and a total waste of time, resources and likely a human life.

One idiot will kill a not so innocent (alatenuje) girl, use her body parts for ritual only to build a 4-bedroom bungalow at Ikorodu with two Japanese cars in the compound. Spits!

This is a direct answer to those covetous folk always asking those that are usually flaunting their recently acquired wealth, "Where una dey see this money?".

Shebi una don see am? You still dey interested?

Have you wondered what he wants? I thought we're now past imposing careers on kids.

I'm guessing the officer he's gleefully pushing had no rifle on his person

saphiere:
Don't live to please the society.



The FUTURE is FEMALE

Hope you won't make your future husband wait too long.