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The said company no get name?


Spar kuku near my house. Wetin concern me?

pocohantas:
Nothing like karma. A lot of your fathers cheated and are still cheating, but your mothers married as virgins. Karma kor, kama sutra ni.

Can't say the same for you.

During orgasm the hormone, Prolactin is released and what it does is weaken the man and makes him heavily drowsy.

That's why the more rounds you go, the drowsier you become after the last climax and the longer you're likely to sleep

No OP it is as a matter of fact not okay dating your coworker. On the other hand, no strings attached sexual relationships are usually healthy and promote productivity and ambience in the office. Case study, Banks, Law firms, Hospitals.

Check it.

clumsydyna:
The good lord knows that I do these and many more as a lady.

Are you an engineer?

Petersamuel8:
Nigeria has the largest twitter community in Africa, the truth is that we really deserve the twitter HQs here, our government doesn't respect human right at all and that's what is chasing away social media investors. God punish anybody way vote Buhari twice

They told Jack he'd need to buy two generators, multiple inverters as well as a weekly supply of diesel amongst other things. Baba wise up japa!

Case closed. Jack reportedly had a great conversation with Nana Akufo-Addo. Same is impossible with Buhari.

IceColdVeins:
The ultimate lie here bro:
He was directed into a seperate office by the customer service rep according to his first thread, definitely the lady banker would be on nothing lower than the Senior Banking Officer grade, with atleast 500k salary. Now tell me which slaying Nigeria lady on that income will not have a car of her own or agree to meet you up in a bus stop?
The moment he mentioned bus stop, I just weak
Op no go die well

I just read the thread. I'm sure he's wishing he could delete this post. He's even viewing it now sef

lkillbrokehoes:
Nawa oh, una really bad here

The only bad person here is the OP. All his topics na bastard lie dem be

orohbiro:
Those red pillers are usually broke ass ,those red pilers, are chronic masturbators who can't woo a top chic like me, those red pillars are women beaters, no need to carry out any survey the bitter truth

Lol. What exactly makes you a top chic? Educate me.

You hate your mother because of a shop that was (is) supposed to be inherited by you. You better double your hustle and remove your eyes from any form of inheritance otherwise you'll become complacent in life and never reach your potential.

orohbiro:
75% of male here are red pillers, females bashers, frustrated masturbators, single guys,key board warriors. you guys should change your mind set

Where and how did you carry out your survey?

naptu2:
Yes there are. There are outdoor ranges that the military use and there are indoor ranges that are used for sport. There's an indoor range at Rowe Park in Yaba and another at Police College Ikeja and here is a video of the chief of army staff (Ibrahim Babangida) and the GOC 2 Division (Sani Abacha) using the outdoor range at Ibadan in 1984.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcwyxS-BEWI


Below is a picture of the gun range at Rowe Park. It is used by people who engage in the sport of shooting.

Thanks a lot for this information. May God continue to bless you

NiRfreak:
"You up for quickie here"...is a game move.. lol

Giving her condom to wear for u....is another killer move to render her cunt in tears.

Simp can never understand that audacity in their life......... reason they are shouting it's a lie.

If you can believe his story, then you can believe all the major lies in history. Go and find out which cinema is still showing Mulan.

Kayberg:
It's quite difficult and easy.
But just take your mind off it and you'd clock the success you desired on it.

Don't worry about me man. I'm going to get laid soon. The thing is I have a selection problem. I need someone with the spec of BigSarah

Kayberg:
I disassemble any generator to the smallest screws and couple it back again without missing anything.
I service our generators myself.
I fix anything fixable even to our pressing iron whenever its thermostat fails.
Light bulbs and likes are child's play to me.
I use the sewing machine.
Fix our TV sets.
It got to a point that my palms became insulated to electricity.
I ran water from our tank to the house myself.
Do the tank washing myself.
How many shall I say of?
The kind of skill works this hands have not done, I can't tell, except for the automobile, and none did I ever learn from anyone. All I needed was watch you do it once and that's all.
Even some, I never watched anyone do them before learning to.

And despite all, I'm still proud to still be innocent.

All the guys who think sweating while exercising on a woman, use and dump, switch to another and hunting more empty headed bimbos makes them alpha males, forget it. You're just a self•destiny•distributor.

Congratulations on your virginity. I'm over a year celibate myself but I'm not sure how much longer I will be since I didn't plan on doing it. It just happened.

Our airport no get security before naww. Only thieving crooks in uniform

ThiagoKid:
Dear Dominique,

You belong to streets, where you actually came from.

That's a married woman. Have some fuckingg respect!

JeAgro477:
leave a message for each of them

From secondary school till now, there are at least 8 (not counting those that thought we were dating cause of the causal sex)

I'll only leave a message for Naya; Even though I knew you were a prostitute, I fell in love with you. I tried to change you and put your life in order but I guess you can never change a hoe. You were my best mistake.

Frankraj:
Who is the greatest enemy of a man .

Answer correctly and give reason for your answer .

The best answer wins 50k

No jokes

Move it to front page . Immediately the post reach 50k views . i will check the best answer and call result.

I'm not interested in your money but let me tell you. Man's greatest enemy is also his best friend. His penis.

Ishilove:
Are there gun ranges in Nigeria??

Oga, let this be your challenge. Buy a life chicken this weekend and kill it. Post pictures here or we will not believe.

When push comes to shove, you will not be able to kill without feeling something, no matter how little.

Not that I know of.

Thank God you're not my sister, girlfriend or wife because this weekend na wahala go end am

Which one?

micariice:
I found myself in a circumstances that situation would have turnout wonderful for me if I have had sexxx with girls that want me to do it with them especially those ones that can and will confront me directly and I can go ahead and do it and I just want to know how it will affect my relationship with the one I love naturally

RIP in advance

Ishilove:
So that settles it. You are not a true alpha male because I can authoritatively tell you that your ancestors did not use gun. Just good old strong mind and even stronger hands.

Don't feel bad though. When we were younger, my dad gave my brother the knife to kill Christmas chicken. Bro dropped the knife and moonwalked outta the yard, so you are not alone

Oga o! Kuku go and label serial killers alpha males because of their killer instinct. This your benchmark for alpha male dey fear me o! I've been to many gun ranges (personal hobby) and I can tell you that I will kill anything that is not human without conscience.

Ishilove:
You want to use a gun to kill the chicken you will eat? I pity you

Headshot nawwwwwwww.

I no kuku dey chop the head

Ishilove:
Can you kill a live chicken or goat? You cannot call yourself a true alpha male if you can do all that is outlined in your post but cannot kill a chicken

Unfortunately, I have never been presented with the opportunity but I'm pretty sure I'd do it. The only thing is I'd use a gun rather than a knife.

If I want goat meat, I go to Kara just after Berger. They kill it and cut it. Chicken? Na frozen I dey chop since I can remember...even on Christmas.

Goldbw122:
Watching and practicing are two different thing..

Yeah. And practice makes perfect.

1. Changing a light bulb and it's lamp holder.
2. Changing or installing a ceiling fan.
3. Changing a generator spark plug or servicing it's carburetor.
4. Changing plumbing such as pipe fittings and taps
5. Changing a flat tire.
6. Changing a car battery.
7. Changing a car fuse, etc

Many guys call themselves alpha males but cannot do most of these. How do you feel around a woman if you can't fix these kind of problems? At home, I have screwdrivers, spanners, hammer, and all sorts of handyman tools.

P.S I didn't learn any of these things professionally. I just learned by watching the professionals. Also I'm not a cheapskate. I invite and pay professionals handsomely for the ones we pass my power.

Hugomexis:
I don't really like to reply you nairaland ogbomsosho sherlock holmes

As for your first question,which real nigga doesn't keep a condom in his wallet?


As for your second question,I'm sure you read where I said I bought two bottles of coke.Can't your dumb brain tell you those bottles of coke were put inside a nylon?

As for your third question,I used my phone to order one trip while she used hers to order for her own trip but I paid for both

Look man, you don't have to explain yourself to me. Real niggas stopped putting condoms in their pockets or wallets after their first year in uni. You clearly said you ordered both Uber trips.Did you pay before or after her trip was ended?

Give it a rest man.

Her vagina na barracks

Oga go and start writing erotica. You might make money instead of all these make believe stories for attention on Nairaland.

Major lies
1. Condom in pocket to the movies. Really?!
2. Nylon in movie hall to tie the condom. Really?!
3. Ordering of two Ubers? Haba! You can only do one per trip. What do you think we are? Foolish and dumb?
Modified
4. Mulan stopped showing in Nigerian cinemas during the last quarter of 2020.
5. Seven seats away in a movie theater isn't that much especially when the six seats in between are empty
6. (Courtesy of a real gee IceColdVeins) Asking a top level banker that has her own office to meet you, Mr Dollar Man at the bus stop where you now decided to order Uber(Na this one off me pass)