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pocohantas:
Her shape is nice. All that without surgery...

The guy did wrong. I don’t see anything wrong with the girl’s clothes, but knowing the level of raving testosterone in Computer village- I won’t wear such there.

If you say this on Twitter, they’ll drag you to pieces. They don’t want to hear that you should be careful what you wear (or do) in certain places. It’s the same way there are places you can hold your phone in your hand and walk about. If you try it there, they’ll move that phone and nothing will happen.
To me, this just like knowing a place is infested with robbers, but you pass there with precious belongings anyway because you feel you have the right to not get robbed. Reality will slap you in the face. But people don’t want to hear the truth.

If you want to help them out, then help them. Don’t help them because of sex, you’re still not gaining anything. When will men stop attributing monetary value to sex. It’s still your head they’re using.

Anyway, y’all are the same. She only wants you for your money, you only want her for her body (and her sister’s too). All of you are scum

Dreamliner787:
This list is completely rubbish without Simeon Pierre Laplace and Jean-Baptiste Joseph Fourier

Lol...Laplace and Fourier...two wicked guys

I really wonder the type of image processing that Google uses. The images those cameras create are crazy.

I know Nigerians don't generally care about lyrical content, all they want is gbedu. But if you didn't enjoy a single song on this album, then there's a problem.
Forget about Zanku first, be at peace, lie down on your bed and listen to this album...allow it sink into your soul. It's an album to be listened to, not vibed to.

I liked just a few songs on the album at first, but listening to it more and more made me discover how much of a masterpiece it was. Now I enjoy almost all the songs.

tfash96:
It doesn't change the fact that he's still a GOAT Rapenaldo fans can go and FUcCK car's silencer

The 8-2 really pain this guy heart ohh Ronaldo still disturbing you even on top Alphonso Davies thread

Chii59:
I see the women bashing has begun...
NL boys don't disappoint at all.

What “women bashing” are you talking about? No one came to start insulting all women.

Hndrrxxx:
Meanwhile your goat

Some Messi fans sef. Ronaldo is still disturbing your brain even when he is not playing

The same problem. A man sent a woman to school. I’m sure some people advised him to get married to her before sending her to school...that it’ll stop her from misbehaving...well, the result was still the same. This one even gave her everything. Money, sex, sending her to school to further her career, taking care of her family and according to him, he was faithful, yet, nothing came out.

Women will cheat because they want to. Guys better stop deceiving themselves with the lie that money or anything they have to offer will keep a woman.

I don’t watch BBN all that much, but I don’t think he’s a “simp”, there might be more to his actions. This is probably his game plan. Nigerians like to root for the perceived underdog. Sometimes it’s as if he’s trying to look as sad as possible. And he makes sure to talk at length about Erica when given the opportunity.

Funny enough, he supposedly has a girlfriend outside.

WonderWoman5775:
Thanks.. I'll bring myself to ask him if he gives me fine if he doesn't it's still fine, I just need to get over the fear of asking

This is all that matters. Ask for it and give your reasons, if he gives to you, it’s fine, if he doesn’t, you won’t die. Forget all the other comments here. Or are you afraid because the amount you want is extreme? If there’s a good cause, he’ll probably support it.

The man was a journalist before he became President. That one can’t happen here.

Powerfly:
you nlers are funny oo.. So you think my cousin would eventually get over a girl who spends on him, comes home to make delicious, mouth watering dishes for him,. There's nothing that girl doesn't do, and to think that she has one of the most perfect shape, and the kindest heart. Dude loves her so much that he's already talking about marriage and it's amazing how much they get to be in love.. Sometimes i get jealous but sincerely.. I'm happy for him.
If love & relationship with a naija girl never worked for you, that doesn't mean it doesn't work out for others. You can try other girls from other countries beyond Africa, and i hope at the end, you'll find happiness and fulfillment. Good Morning..

Lol...of course he won’t leave this one. She’s far from the typical Nigerian girl.

Ishilove:
How many threads have females created on this forum that are dedicated to dragging men? Women are these, girls are that, blah blah blah. The whole thing has become very toxic and I am personally going to keep away from this section.

You’ve been on this forum long enough. I’m very sure you know there was a time when it was just women bashing men everywhere. This wailing thing started with women. All the time it was “Men are scum” in every post. Or maybe you didn’t notice it because you’re not a guy, so it didn’t affect you. I remember it very clearly. Then guys started telling their own stories. The way you guys are complaining now is the way we complained then.

Palema007:
Story story story, please gimme a break! There's a difference between sharing a story and wailing...guys here wail too much.

Well, I remember Nairalands “Men are scum” era, when it was only women doing the wailing on Nairaland, everyone acted like women were saints. Everyday was thread after thread bashing men. Let everybody wail equally. At least his own story will motivate some people to observe what goes on around them.

Palema007:
All these wailing threads though! Don't you guys get tired of repetitions?

Nigerian Ladies are bad, okay? Why not avoid them?

Man just came to tell his story. His advice is to “think twice”, and it’s a much needed advice. He didn’t say all Nigerian girls are bad.

uthlaw:
so because he score 5 goals,is the best player....I don't no if some of you watch football without ur brain!

Look at your post, and ask yourself if you actually have a brain The guy who scored 5 goals against Bayern is not the best player, then who is?

See if my post pained you, you either delete it, or delete your Nairaland account. Better still, tell your guy to register even one goal next time. Truth dey pain

I’m selling this comment space. There’s no clear solution for Barcelona.

Also, why is Messi in 2 of the 5 topics?

So, people went to ask Messi if he will pass to Ronaldo if they are on the same team?

Some people need to purchase new brains. Somebody is grieving from the thrashing he received and you’re asking him about Ronaldo. Na wa oh.

Providence2020:
Messi is not a leader ffs.
He may try to spark confidence but its not his strongest trait.
He's only good at one thing, THE BALL AT HIS FEET!!

Bayern Munich disagree with your last statement.

ThierryJay:
I acknowledge you have the right to troll Messi o. But abeg Lyon is very very very far from this current Bayern Munich team. Lyon and Napoli are closer in level. Let that sink in.

Keep letting sink in. Bayern were not in anyway defensive. Yet Messi could not score, nor assist. We barely even saw Bayern’s side of the post. You guys whine yourselves a lot.

The same Bayern trashed Barcelona 7-0 before. And that same Bayern swallowed 5 goals from Ronaldo alone.

If you’re feeling sorry for Messi due to his own lack of performance, imagine what others feel for Ronaldo who got insulted for days on end just because he scored 2 instead of 3 goals.
Man performed and was getting insulted. It goes to show how people really feel about these guys.
When Ronaldo plays, everyone, both fans and haters know he will perform. Haters will insult him for scoring 2 instead of 3 goals, or for scoring inside the box, or for scoring a penalty, or for assisting but not scoring.
But for Messi, even his own fans weren’t surprised that he didn’t perform yesterday Even the widely hyped dribbles, nothing came out.

ElasticStone:
Because he scored one goal?

After wasting 2 of Messi's passes?

He’s also your best player the Champions league campaign. 5 goals and 3 assists in 7 matches. Messi has 3 goals and 4 assists in 8 matches.

The Suarez goal was due to his own brilliance...most other players wouldn’t think to make that cut. Also, if you can blame Suarez for wasting 2 passes, maybe you should also blame Messi for giving away the ball multiple times, including him directly causing the 7th goal.

Suarez was the best player in yesterday’s game sha. You’re not ready to face your real problem.

Imagine these guys. If Ronaldo was to thrash Bayern as usual, they will come out with their heads high to criticize all the goals. If he scored a penalty, they will call him Penaldo. See Barcelona nau...they couldn’t even find their way to Bayern’s penalty box, not to talk of getting a penalty. Bayern had to dash them one goal...so that they will not spell BARCELONA with goals.

Man scored bicycle kick, they said it wasn’t that impressive, his long range against Lyon, they said it was goal keeper error. Lmao

The funniest thing is: when Ronaldo is going into a match, everyone, both his fans and haters are expecting world class performance. His haters wait to insult him for scoring 2 instead of 3 goals, or for scoring inside the box. See how high the bar for Ronaldo is...no matter what he does, it must be criticized.
But Messi...even his own fans weren’t surprised that he delivered a disaster class yesterday.

Deep down, everyone knows who the GOAT in football is.

eni4real:
Wow!!
This Messi obsession is unnecessary!!

Bartomeu, Pique, Setien, shallow back-ups are spared again!!

A team conceded 18 goals in the last 3 UCL QF/SF, but Messi is to be blamed??

If Karius were to be a Barcelona goalkeeper, Messi would be blamed for his defence errors too and will still remain keeping for Barca!!
Messi this , Messi that!!

Blame the Defence that concede 8 goals first.... 8 whooping goal

YOU...YOU of all people complaining about obsession on a player? What will we now call your own with Ronaldo? Over-obsession?

Just one thread and you’re complaining about obsession

You can’t possibly be serious. Ronaldo scored 2 goals and won his match, you people wanted to kill him. You better chop this L with Egusi soup becaus it’s just starting. That match yesterday, I actually forgot that someone supposedly “important” was supposed to be on the Barcelona team. It was until that Alphonso Davies guy taught Messi what it means to “dribble” that I even remembered Messi was on the pitch

Football is more than scoring goals...goal Messi did not score, even the dribble sef, 0.

The real problem

I wonder,

FuckThaMod:
This is the FIRST time since 2005 that a Champions League semi-final will not include Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi

Is this correct? I don’t think so.

Problem.

Omo see problem oh.