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Wetin cause spit? Ok, u wan buy market..

Plz check ur dp again, u luk exactly lyk d Spit..

A guy dat has taste wud sure spit if dats aw u really appear phsically...
I fink u r d intermediary bt we Homo sapiens and the homo erectus..

Bloody orangutan!! Aboreal Ape..

Harbosede02: *spits*

I need a male to assess dat nt a female..
2. So u were able 2 no she has nice skin 4rm mere internet pic.
3. U b lez

Nice skin my faecal sample!!!

lorretta u: stop that.
She's a perfectly beautiful lady.
Nice skin n all
Must u criticize without cause?

Jst d fact dat u respond to d millions of post targeted @ u is enough to depict u r single. In lyf, we always want to defend wot we dont av.

U no wot, send me a pm, ama fill in d gap..

** dis real luv, @ least na me dey ask u out Madam EGOLISM*

Harbosede02: wich part of my profile says m single??mr knwall

After all d pedi n mani.. U r a replica of d animated queen of d coast / jezebel in cartoons...
So aw many hr did u stay infront of d mirror in order to get dis snapshot?

nyssa111: Ok, here's the thing.. Its one for a gurl to crush on a guy but totally a different thing to ask him out.. Try some techniques, find out what he likes, the type of women he adores and try to improve yourself untill he's head over heels with you..

I don't mean to offend but, asking a guy out? Uhmm..that's a big don't.. Have some dignity please..

Oh, and before you start insulting me, take a good look at my pix..

Am perfectly endowed..

Bt cum o, if na u dey dat dp, u no make 2 d xtent wey u go get confidence to ask guy out cos na sure negative answer u go collect.

2. I no say u go check my profile, chk am well make u tell me say u "piry/pity" as u do for 1 guy..
3.. Fyn girls no get tym for dis shit!!! Must u reply all post quoting u..
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Plz get a bf, get a lyf b4 u grow Methu..se..lah.

Harbosede02: if i ask a guy out and he turns me down,i wonder wat a gurl wud do wen u ask ha out...*spits*

U dont av 2 ask out, ur persistent and irritating calls, frequent visits e.t.c is enough to make u cheap in a guys eyes if dats u ladies bone of contention *pride/ego*.

Theres is noting bad..
Frm my xperience, Older girls tend 2 ask guys out.

Hallucination..

tankwa: As I am writting this, I am in an eatry squandering a senators money with his sugar baby. She used to ask me out each time she spends a night with the politician. I even turned one request down earlier. I am tired of this. Dont know whether to cut off my huge and long di.ck

Dry!!!

Harbosede02: u don't av say it b4 i knw wat u mean..mtchewwu,and wif d way u don't mind ur buiz,u might get married at age 72,xo watch it!

Sori, bt plz next tym, if u r a christian, u can go 2 MFM camp Ibafo or Redeem Camp to pass d nite a day b4 d test since its jst few minutes drive away frm punch office.
It doesnt mata if u r even a muslim.

Wot do u mean by bait?
Jst pray n hope, @ least only few pple on NL got d invite for nw..

toyibhabib: So sad, travelled all the way from Ilorin to write the test, but was barred to doing so, no thanks to the heavy traffic gridlock which handed to me what I never bargained for. Frm what I heard, the invitation for test is in batches cos d oga at the top said dy shld invite me 4 d next batch or could that be a bait? Be that as it may, God knows best

Go n kill ya sef!!

sisipelebe: saka don pass 50 jor, se na because hin get smal body. HBD sir wish al d best!

U were thinking of d grama u wud type.. Perhaps, u lost ur literary prowess, dats y it tuk u tym...

Hehhehehe

sunsky29: i didnt blieve,d thread waz empti of cments wn i strtd 2 write mine.dn afta uploadin.i saw lyk 20 abv me

Its a myth for d blind and naive!!

pc guru: Love is a myth

But cum, which 1 be una wahala n dis Aluta!! Is NL a 4 unit course?

Yea, a frend reside in lag brt osun state of origin, his' was osu.

Drdreluv: i think it means ondo cos my was KWA....A̶̲̥̅♏ frm kwara

D place is Oyo State Secretatriat. Just beside the Governor's office. To get there, take a bus/cab/bike to 'Gate' from Iwo Road, if u are coming from Lagos. Then take a bike to Secretariat'. U'll come down @ d gate.. Ask d security personnel on duty to show u d way...
Heard d form is gonna b serial.. Mayb it mite nt b possible 2 get 4 sm1.. Well jst keep us posted. Thnks

Drdreluv: Where in ib is de office i wiL scan it for Ɣ☺u

So na Humanities and Social Science dey rain bar

Noting for science, engineers, dis tym

twaintoy: My state of Origin is Ondo and i chose Akure as my prefered location. Therefore, my code number is OND.

2 many Hollywood Movie!!
Well, I wish u luck in ur search 4 d Apparent!!

I wont reply any further post 4rm U.

clily: MR MAN, IF U CANT ANSWER MY QUESTION POLITELY THEN I SUGGEST U SHUT D Bleep UP...MTCHEWW

Most of us en!! A guy 1s said u pple shud stop disgracing d learned. U jst c smtin on NL witout clicking d link for details...

There r questions graduates shudnt b asking..

clily: Gud am every1, pls i want 2 know how some1 4rm enugu can apply..tnx

Nt up2 dat stage bt frm wot I know, its gonna b a meeting wit a member of d executive..
U wud b scheduled for interview wit one of dier "oga @ d top"...

LorraineR: It's just sad that no one wants to help out anymore

U went 2 chk higher grade levels.. Chk out for any level bt level 8 -9..

Gl 8 most esp is for fresh n inexperience grad..

Read tru d lines b4 u conclude..

blink182: Look at my course starring at me yet they want me to be at least 42 years. What sort of rubbish is this. Instead of calling for fresh blood they are calling for old powdered blood that can't make appointments on time. Damn it!

Plz lets mak a deal, i give u my mail, u help me scan n send it...??

famewo87: Was at the secretariat in Ibadan today, form not available till Monday.

Make una care ful for dis front page o!! As I c MASSIVE, i think say na Job..
Hehhehehehehehhe

Any nice fellow living around ib province can kindly help us scan d form n send it to interested pple mail..

My awse far frm ibadan n its d nearest office in my zone.

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Y r u coding.. Even you know u were called yst.... Haba!!

loppy87: has anyone here heard from punch on the aptitude test

They called some people yst. Apti test shud b saturday.

loppy87: has anyone here heard from punch on the aptitude test

My Alma mata remains ur dream sku.

D University of First Choice and Nation's Pride.

awosley4real: hahahahahaha nah wahala 4 dis polytechnic graduate Ooooooooooooo . Abeg shut up jor

So so so Sophomoric!!!

abbeywasc: someone sent me ds. i found it apt
If football were 2be academic institutions in Nigeria. ARSENAL=UNILORIN: where the students work hard thru out the year bt fail to succeed. MAN-CITY:OOSU: where the students purchase all expensive items nd live large bt are never interested in their primary assignment. LIVERPOOL= OAU-IFE: where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grandfathers. MAN-U = UNIBEN: where students dont perform well in class except their final exams nd achieve good results. CHELSEA = UNILAG: where students fail nd put the blame on their VC, after which the govt will intervene 2 find a new VC 4 d skul every year. REAL-MADRID = AAU where students think they perform best and keep beefing the best students of other skuls. Finally, BARCA = FEDPOL EDE: where students work hard,perform well in class and achieve best result in the whole country.

dont mind d conclusion, d person went to fed poly ede

Am sure u dont know wat advancement office does..

Mr. Man, its mostly for Alumni, dey kip u posted..

Am nt a grad of OAU bt 1 of d premier universities..

collynzo2: Are your university officials that dense? What does this have to do with academic excellence or intellectual supremacy as they claim?

THERE IS NO PREMIER UNIVERSITY IN NORTH CENTRAL ...

UI, UNILAG, OAU, ABU, UNN ARE D ONLY PREMIER UNIV IN NIGERIA..

DO CHK OUT WOT THEY MEANT BY PREMIER

pappythinko: I can't begrudge Obafemi Awolowo University with this ranking (though the ranking mechanism has been greeted with severe criticism). My refusal to tow the line of critiques is testament to my believe that they(OAU) are upthere with the best varsities in the country. I graduated from a premier university in the Northcentral, even from that corner of the country i use to admire the school from afar. My obsession wt the school can be forgiven though.

U welcum, esp 4 nt taking offence..

jayjam: my PROBLEM? Av got none man,just informing u meanwhile thanks 4 spurs