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_{Totally speechless}

@ Aloib
Ma binu jo tori Olohun.
To ba je pe emi mo ni, imba ki e o
Se ko ti pe ju lati ki e bayi?
_{***olojo ibi, ijo kan e o, se were, ko da wa lohun***}
Oku ori re o. Emi ashe pupo odun laye o

The only help I can give you is to lock you in a special ward in NL Hospital

_{By the way, what method do you intend using to commit suicide? If it's by hanging, don't tell me you want to tie it round your waist}

@ Cute-ass
Over to you

@ Chaloo

_{*wondering which prison that's best for him*}

What a thread

Olorun o!!!!
Ni bo ni mo wa ni land yi ti thread yi fi long bayi?

@ Acidrop
You don't believe it can be free?
Right here in Nairaland

@ Kachikapor
I'm cool
You?

Kind of
Totally free to Nairaland members

Nah, I don't work for the government
Work for the people

spoilt:
this is one of the strangest threads. Black charms to get visa? please!
A relative of mine was told by a babalawo to bring N50,000 and a whole bunch of other stuff for a visa consultation. He was given an egg to throw on the wall. The baba said if the egg breaks no visa, if it doesnt you'll be granted visa. I'll just let you draw your conclusions here. I tire oh !

Totally hilarious

acidrop:
but make sure i have a fat wallet oo, because no niralander get insurance policy

Nah, you don't have to
Just 'come as you are'

chizzy 86:
Hi Nairaland users,
this is chizzy 86. Ive been a silent member bt i have to come out with myself.
m kind of new to naira land and you guys are so funny.
I love you guys.

Welcome to Nairaland
I can bet you'll have fun
_{Just in case you wound yourself from 'over-laughing' or too much fun get in touch at the Nairaland Hospital}

Too bad

@ Mukina2
Hmmm,

Tell him not to me

Tell him I can't/won't kill my patients
_{your shoes}

Ask him where

Ask him to give examples

Ask him if I've ever wronged him before

Tell him sorry and give him some cough mixture

Tell him to please leave her legs
_{I can't imagine Acid just in one thread. She is too fun a person for that}

Yoruba?

Ask him which one of the available local parlance

May his soul rest in peace

@ Mukina2
Don't worry.
If Ade gives you heart attack, I will give you free medical services in NL Hospital

mukina2:
Adebayor must go to west ham jo

If you're so pissed at him, you can give him to Wackford

@ Somze
He gave it out freely when he listed those people
One of them is enough, a collection of them all is ehm, ehm, suicidal I guess

@ Eko Lomo
LOL
Very good. Please, let him finish what he has started

@ Mukina2
Don't beg Omo for food.
Go and get yours
Don't bring that pammy thing here again o
BTW, where is your pammy partner.
If she sees this one, I can't imagine what will happen

@ Eko Lomo
Good, but please don't let him use the chicken wings to fly away

@ Mukina2
Get what you want and stop walking up and down pls
Sit down in one place ^{this is reminding me of the J-girl's thread. You remember it?}

@ Eko Lomo
You better grab some pop corn too
It's getting interesting already


@ Mukina2
I'm very very well
maybe it's you

@ Eko Lomo
Can you see I will enjoy my popcorn and soda
It's not even tomorrow yet