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@ Bluehorizo
I hope it's a psychologist and not something else

@ Somze
Maybe chelsea dey worry the person in charge of your player acquisition.

@ Abibio
Okay, I will forward the details to your email address.
It's quite easy to do so you shouldn't have any problem with it.

@ Mc Omo
Oya slap him jare

@ Abibio
What I meant was that the connection doesn't allow download of anything that is higher than 4mb.
If you still want it anyways, let me know when you come online later in the day.
I can send you everything that you will need to configure it but you will need a Nokia phone, Nokia PC suite and a GPRS activated GLO sim

@ Somze
Don't mind me jare. I wasn't hiding. I usually log in once in a while but spend less time. Just got tied up with some stuffs around
I also got disgusted by these ISPs and protested by not paying my monthly charges
I'm back fully now. I'm taking my own pound of flesh back from those naughty ISPs
Feels good to be back fully.

What is it with all these MAN U haters sef?
We went to Nou camp and drew the match playing a nice defensive game and all you guys do is to come and crucify us.
Barca needed a win more than us because even in their local league, the tension is very high amongst the fans.
They've almost turned themselves into the Arsenal of their local league
We don't need to remind you that OT is a stronghold so don't start hallucinating that Barca will beat us at home
If you're in doubt, ask Milan and they will tell you
Funny thing is that you guys are not even in the UEFA or League race
Rather than beef us, you should be praying that your team gets its act together next season so that your usual 'we will rise again' and 'the trophies will come' lines can change
If you can't pray, start sun drying your wet gun powder and if you can't do that also, ehm ehm ehm jump ship!
Enyimba, Sharks of Port harcourt, etc could use some supporters

@ Info
No I didn't buy it from him
It's just some proxy I.P settings that I did
Is there a way round this whole thing without going through proxy servers.

@ Hayprof
Thanks
If only these yeye operators can provide us with quality services

My sincere condolence to the Lampards, Chelsea and their fans.
I guess that was what was on his mind throughout the match against Liverpool

@ Akolawole
So you know you can lose to us tomorrow

@ Info
Whatsup Info.
You're so much into all these connections o.
I'm using a GLO sim and connect through proxy servers.
It has some restrictions though but it's free (lol).
For example, can't download anything bigger than 4mb.
Can you help with the codes for MTN and Celtel and won't mind if there is a way I can make the whole thing work like it's a full normal connection?

@ Abibio
It's not always the case.
I connect with a DKU cable to my other lappie and it still shows 115.2 kbps.
I used the same cable with a different lappie and it shows 460.8 kbps.
I will try and go through the settings on the other to see if I can get the same result
Yes, I know it's the modem's max speed and not the real speed.
Our service providers here are just yeye people

Reading through this whole thread has caused me stomach ache from too much laughing.

There is no crime in singing about his ordeal but he should be careful of the way he goes about it too.
The robbers know that they are 'barawos', 'oles' and whatever names he might have called them in the song but I believe they will listen to it and probably dance to the track too.
Maybe he has something in place he believes will protect him which I hope is not our police.

I plead on his behalf too o. Robbers should please leave the guy alone.

@ Abibio
Please I would like to get the link to that thread if possible.
I was shocked this morning when I connected my GLO on my second lappie and the thing was showing me 460.8 kbps
And truely, the way my pages loaded was quite different from what I had been experiencing on the first system I usually use with it.

@ Delejames
GOD bless you!!!
You won't know the gravity of what you've done by posting this lyrics

@ Dikamit
I thought I was the only one that noticed his eyes that night o
From the way he was looking at the audience, I doubt if he was seeing human beings.
I pray he takes it easy on that stuff if that's the case

For me, I prefer 9ice to Cole.
9ice for me is more original and african.
The way he combines yoruba, pigin and english is just fantastic.
He also has a definite and reasonable message to pass across in his lyrics.
He drops 'orikis' and 'owe' in hip-hop lyrics like ***** in short I'm short of words.
Wande Cole is good in his own way too.
But 9ice simply makes my head swell.
He is promoting his culture so much that even people that don't understand yoruba want to really get the message he is passing across.

I hope we are able to survive the 2nd half
A draw won't be a bad idea.
I hope SAF also makes his changes to bring in some strength into the team

@ Deola1
Thank God you're still breathing

@ Deola1
Don't worry, there is a doctor in the house
I hope I don't pass out before the patient (lol)
Don't give up yet.

I only hope that we can come up with one of our nice counter-attacks.

I hope there are medical teams on standby.
These guys can make a man have seizure.
That's not to say we still don't like C.Ronaldo.
Who knows, he may still nail their coffin tonight :X

I've been praying all day that we win this match
If Barca wants to prove hard, there is a special prayer for them
'May the anointing of Riise fall upon all their frontline defenders'  

GLORY GLORY MAN UTD

@ Abibio
While watching out the speed yesternight, noticed it went slightly above 10kbps.
Are you really sure that Celtel 3G got to 290kbps ?

***New stranger walks into the land*** :|

Been involved in quite a handful and seen a couple happen.
Came out of them in one piece by GOD's grace.
The very first one was when I was around 7 years.
I like Dodo (fried plantain) alot and back then, sometimes I would go and buy from roadside sellers.
My mom always warned me never to eat while walking so I must get home first before I could eat them.
On this particular day, I had gone to buy Dodo and was so much in a hurry to get home quick and deal with the package.
While watching out for the traffic so I could cross the busy road, I noticed someone (obviously an adult) who just crossed right in front of an oncoming vehicle.
I was impressed and since I was kind of in a hurry too, I decided to try it.
I walked straight in the curvy bumper of a Volkswagen
Next thing I saw was my dodo all over the road. I stood up again and started running around picking dodo
People around started chasing me thinking I had gone nuts from the shock
Thank GOD the driver was an old man just cruising at a low speed.
I was taken home, scolded by mom, but I still had my dodo

@ Abibio
Personally, I don't always believe in the speed that most of these operators claim they offer.
I don't get my hopes high that much after my experience with so many of them.
I usually just hope to find something with a reasonable speed and that's what GLO is giving me at the moment.
It shows that the speed is about 115.2Kbps but I don't trust any of them (lol)

@ Abibio
The speed sometimes may also depend on the transfer rate of the phone you're using or maybe I don't really understand what you're trying to say.
I have achieved something slightly over 5kbps but honestly I don't really always watch the speed but it's better than all the other connections I have tried with my system.
Please, correct me if you feel I don't understand the point you're trying to make. I just connect with my lappie through my phone. Don't really know what you mean by GLO direct.

@ Info
Well, it depends on how you see it but seriously, I got tied of calling 121.
At a point, I felt my number was already marked by the guys (lol) because I kept getting the same response.

@ Hayprof
Calling 121 or going to their Ikeja office can be quite different.
If you go early enough in the morning, you may not even need to get a number as there would be very few people.
It's also better because you can make your stand on your ground physically rather than just hearing this "Sir, your SIM has been activated, keep trying until it goes through. Thanks for calling, have a nice day".

@ Abibio
I'm browsing with the GLO 3G

@ Poster
Sometimes, there are some SIMs that will just refuse to work with the facility.
I took mine to their office for configuration more than twice.
They sent me settings via the network and it didn't still work.
I called Customer Care for only God knows how many times and they kept telling me that my SIM had been activated.
Eventually, I had to buy another SIM card and I got everything working same day in their Ikeja office after I had spent about 2 months trying to get the first one working.
Maybe you should try and do that.

Most people that have the configuration for free browsing will want to do it for a fee.
I've seen one before and it can be used either on the phone or connected with a computer.
The speed is okay, at least impressive than most of these naughty operators.

I hope he has his "Cameroun Must Go" bag ready

@Mukina2
Been on and off. Fixed my connection today though. Good to be back
"We shall rise"? That was your line last season too.
Seems like you guys laid on super glue

@ Mukina2
You're just being jealous of Man United's success.
Nobody asked your team to be suffering from "Draw" syndrome

@ Mukina
I can see pammy is at work again

@ Mukina
Watch your tongue ^{or is it fingers} when you want to type anything that concerns Nigeria o

pterygott:
kiss the breath out of her

Say 'Chineke!!!! '