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@ Mukina
I trust you.
Gunner for life
Hope you enjoyed the MAN U match yesterday

@ Amodu
Too bad
Maybe in your own blue dreams
Muki wants to be a gunner for life.

@ Jaybaby
I dey o
How was your easter break?
Hope you had fun.

@ 9ja4eva
Trust you enjoyed the match yesterday
MAN U taught Roma a course yesterday
Course title - Introduction To Football

@ Mukina
Muki, Muki, how are you?
I hope you're not having blue dreams.

MANCHESTER UNITED ALL THE WAY

I hope Mukina has not seen this picture

@ Omoge
Thanks and amen
Good to hear you had fun
Was quite boring for me though
Cheers

Roma is dead and buried
Shame on all detractors

;dmanchester united all the way ;d

^{walks into thread sad}
We shall rise again surely.
Roma is probably getting fired up because of the result but I pray they meet their waterloo at OT
Haters may want to be running their mouths now like ^{formula 1 cars}
Guess what happened to Ferdinard could happen to anyone
Though it's unfortunate sha
Let's continue praying for team sha
^{abi haters don start to use whitemagic/juju ni? lol}

MANCHESTER UNITED ALL THE WAY _{no matter what happens}

@ Software
Was Muki your captive before that you're releasing her now ?

^{peeps into thread and see J-girl has been in and out again. Complains - o o o}
@ J-girl
There are times that we are online at the same time.
If Seun doesn't mind, then I wish him safe landing
That your slippers sef na wha o
I believe a replacement will come soon
Anyway, hope you enjoyed your night out ^{with your slippers}
Stay cool

@ Spoilt
;DDon't worry you shall be found

@ Soccerquee
lol

@ Mukina
Okay, I hear ya dear. I'll stop.
Won't like to know I gave you stomach ache.
Don't let him deceive you that he won't fight you again o
Please, I beg you. Don't dare sing that song before you sleep o.
If you try it^{I trust you won't} you will have the worst nightmare of your life.
There is a thread on the home page about worst/terrible experiencies
I'm sure you won't want to narrate it there that your own was after singing one blue song before going to bed, right?

@ 9ja4eva
Good striker with mouth ke?
Hahaha, Mukina will eat you alive o
She's having a bad time but despite that she's been one great fan for the club
At least permit me to give that to her.
Seems to me the others have gone into hiding like Osama
Abi where dem dey?

^{walks out of thread and goes round nairaland to check if any Arsenal fan is around. Sees none}
_{walks back inside thread tired}
Muki seems to be the only one left o
She has said she will die a gunner
^{maybe they shot themselves mistakenly}

@ Software
Please Muki alone o and let her be
The way you're going your computer will bring out blue screen very soon
Drogba scoring three goals ke?
Yea right, and all would be disallowed for offside foul by the referee/linesmen

@ Mukina
Muki dear, you see now. Software looked like a friend but the next minute he's taunting you.
That was why he was so interested in the rest of the sentence
Like you said think he's high on ogogoro

@ 9ja4eva
Don't mind Software jare
He is just looking for trouble ni

@ Software
Why na? Please leave Muki alone and don't start trying to inject your colour blue in this thread
If you like a comparison thread for you club, why don't you start one instead of taunting people all over the place
Start something like Chelsea and Elkanemi Warriors, who's the greatest?
If you don't stop taunting people, your computer go just bring blue screen one day (sebi blue na your colour)

^{places mouth close to Mukina's ear and whispers}
@ Mukina
Are you satisfied now?
I told you it was nothing special.

@ Software
Don't be angry.
^{singing Lagbaja's song for Software - culu culu culu temper, culu temper, culu culu}

@ 9ja4eva
Hahahaha, that will get Mukina mad at you o

@ Mukina
I said you should bring your ear you didn't answer.
I said the other part is for Oga Admin.
I'm serious, I don't intend to slight your club with it

@ Software
Bros, take it easy
Don't be angry na.

Okay, if you guys insist, I will just complete it.
^{waiting for Mukina and Software}

@ Mukina
I was just wondering why you've not posted before now in this thread
My last post made you abi?
I was directing the or else, at Oga Admin
If you want to know, bring your ear and let me whisper the rest to you

I concur!!!
Oga Admin please over to you or else ,

^{strolls into thread and sees J-girl's posts. Smiles}
@ J-girl
J-girl, are you just calling me?
I hope the information that Oga Admin is available is not for me o
You can put Seun in trouble with that announcement sha
Imagine all the single ladies on Nairaland.com after Seun
Anyway, how are you enjoying these holidays?^{with that pair of slippers}

@ Bizgynbala
Single and not searching abi?
Are you expecting someone to search you out?
If you are not then maybe you just made the annoucement in the wrong place

_{strolls into thread again and see Adeboo's reply. Laughs}
@ Adeboo
You said you single and actively looking abi?
Next thing, you said it doesn't mean you're going to date anybody?
So what will happen when you find from your active search?
Tuck the person in a sack/bag?
Once again, I say hmmmmmmnnnnnnn

@ Donenick
Well said.
Maybe she not ready.
Any applicant ke?
Are you a company ni? ^{just kidding Bro}

^{strolls into thread and see Abdules post}
@ Abdules
Wet dream ke?
Na wha o

^{runs to where Radiant is seelping/dreaming. Shouts and taps Radiant - radiant ! radiant!! radiant !!!}
O oooo, omo yi ti like orun ju,
^{taps her and shouts again radiant ! radiant!! radiant !!!}
You better wake up fast!
Before something happens!

Halleluyah
Happy Easter to everyone on Nairaland.com. You all are wonderful people not matter what.

Seun, (Oga Admin), Razorr, Creamish, 9ja4eva, J-girl, Nkem, Viee, Marknor, Spoilt, Whiteroses, Dblock, Omoge, Cute Ass, Mukina2, Tonyblu, Adeboo, Jaybaby, Fynewaka, 4play, Cyc, Ugodaniel, Radiant, Babyosisi, Software, Kitaun, Trendy, Danniecool, Abdbules, Mubowa, Sil, Kebab, Blackmambe, Ferlie, Lalaboi, Amodu, Ope Emi, Mustay, Toshmann, Osegwu, Grizzly, Slimghost,Needegg, damadsuite, e.t.c.

^{Chei, I don dey tire o. Na who send me message sef?But they've all been wonderful.}

To all you guys, have fun and stay cool .

^{Can't imagine a Nairaland without you guys and many more. Hope action/fun will still continue on Nairaland sha.}

Next week is just around the corner
Let's keep our fingers crossed till then

@ 9ja4eva
Please tell them o
I wonder why anyone would even be thinking otherwise.
The person can as well start asking which is greater
Wikki Tourist and Arsenal
Eyinmba and Yankeepool
Elkanemi Warriors and Chelsea

@ Topic
Thought this thread would have been dead and buried by now

^{Peeps into thread and sees the posts. Sees the hatred some people has for MAN U.}
Na wha o.
Next week is just around the corner.
Let's keep our fingers crossed.

^{strolls in to check if Lioness or J-girl are still here, can't find them but sees some new posts and smiles}
@ Tonyblu
Sorry Mr. Admin didn't answer you o. 
Maybe he has so many offers
Lioness too has not posted any reply since then

@ Adeboo
Single - actively lookin but definately NOT DESPERATE abi?
Hmmmmmmnnnn

_{walks out of thread hoping to catch fun somewhere else}

@ Mukina
You are giving excuses abi?
Evil forces, blah blah blah.
Your team is dead for this season in that competition.
If you had crashed out of the competition in a nice way, I would have listened to you
You team crashed out with a performance that even disappointed fans like you.
That's why they are dead and buried
You can tell all the excuses to maggots and ants in the grave

@ Grizzly
Your condolence should be for Mukina's Arsenal
Try and invest your condolence wisely

@ Mukina
You're telling me to wake up ehn?
I ain't sleeping Sis. I'm wide awake.
I would have told you to wake too but oooohhhhhh!
I just remembered - your team is dead and buried ^{though we are still waiting for the reception party}

@ Mukina
Let me just try and explain what I was trying to tell you.
Because your team is in the pit, you're trying to drag everyone along with you.
As for Roma beating us at home, you are dead wrong.
Remember we played one man down and we still have an away goal.
When Totti come and meet us at home, he may turn a teethless pitbull

MAN U RULES!!!!!!!!!!^{Haters will just die of heart attack if they are not careful}

@ Mukina
Let me advice you okay?
Maybe you should start preparing for you retirement then
I don't see Yankeepool winning it either.
If we don't win it, then it should not be in England
But that is probably not going to happen because we are still in

As for the last statement ehm ehm I see.
It's like a proverb
Let me give you the meaning of the words.
Igi - Firewood
Woroko - Something that is not straight
Tin - That
Da - disrupts
Ina - Fire
Gi - Firewood
Ru - Disrupts/ Turn upside down

I hope you will understand this anyway but let me know if you need more explanation

@ Razorr
Who told you Roma will beat us?
We scored an away goal.
Which side do you think has more pressure on it.
Cheski or MAN U?

@ Mukina
So you too are praying for our downfall abi?
Instead of just supporting one of the teams (either MAN U or Cheski)
You want to dabaru everything abi?
_{Hiss, hiss, hiss, Igi woroko tin da ina gi ru}

@ Razorr
Na who dey dream?
Me?
^{turns head to see if there is anyone behind. Finds no one and turns back to Razorr}
You this Razorr!
We shall see whose dreaming.

@ Toshmann
You just dey gallivant around the whole place ni.
You've gone to drink beer again abi? Don't get drunk o
You will meet me here when you come back
Just hope you won't step on a banana peel before you stroll back into this thread again

^{peeps into thread and sees Lioness is back. Smiles and nods head}
@ Lioness
So, did you read the previous posts very well?
Tonyblu suggested matching you with Mr. Admin (Seun)
The ball is in your court now.