₦airaland Forum

Nairaland seems so empty tonight.

@ J-girl
Please, sorry about that.
I'm sure 4 Play didn't intend this to happen
Kindly, accept my sincere apologies
I'm sure 4 play will be mad at the guy if he finds this
Please, cheer up_{sees a small grin trying to force itself on J-girl's face}
Comeon, don't try and keep that smile away from your face _{the grin finally gets the better part of J-girl}
There you go girl, we are love you
Don't mind that ____
Thanks for being such an angel

_{wonders as he walks out of thread how some people have access to computers sef}

@ Badman888
Please stop that right away

Hey, hey, hey, please make nobody abuse J-girl o
This is a match that so many people are waiting _{and training}for

@ J-girl
Okay, no problem
I don't think he is intimidated at all
I know he will want to fight back _{and that's what I'm waiting for}
I'm just trying that he don't use unfair advantage
Whenever he comes, I will be glad to see what he will do
Afterall, nobody will let an angel go without a fight

@ J-girl
So, are you trying to support Debosky or what?
Seems you are encouraging him to use the power of incumbency manipulate this election_selection

@ Akinwunmi
Yea, seems to me the boys want to turn football to a one-sided basketball game
That's why one funny idea has been coming to my mind each I remember those boys

@ Sisimose
Okay, no fight your husband o
Take care

@ Sisimose
Please, are you married already?
If your husband see this one now you go enter trouble o

@ J-girl
He is not available due to circumstances beyond his control _{rolling on the floor with laughter}
I'm I smelling a rat?
His presidency is being challenged and he his not available?
J-girl, you're beginning to sound biased o
The guy should come and fight like a man jo

@ Sisimose
You don old for marriage? lol
Do you want a thread too?
As you can see, it is election _selectionperiod
Just tell me who you wan contest for_{tries to put ear close to Sisimose's mouth}

@ Mukina2
You no get choice than to go and bring your brother o_{after all the mouth wey you don get?}
Or else,

@ 4 Play
Thanks for helping Akinwunmi with that new thread
Now he can take the bull by the horns

@ Akinwunmi
I hope you're training very well for this contest sha

_{strolls into thread happily to see some action in this election}

A thread for Akinwunmi's political _romanceambition
Akinwunmi (MAN U) and Debosky (Arsenal) are about to contest for the presidency of the Republic of J-girl
4 Play is the INEC Chairman
Mukina is the campaign organisation chairman of Debosky
I can see some many spectators are in the house already

@ Akinwunmi
This is your chance now.
It's another time for election _{or is it selection}
Remember after this election it's going to take some time before another comes up
So, please use your chance wisely
Don't allow the activities of all those charlatans_{na M start the name} affect your moves o

_{finding a good spot to sit down to get a nice view before the match starts haven gotten some pop-corn and soda drink}

@ Mukina2
Where is your brother now?
Hope you can see Akinwunmi is training really hard_{pointing outside for Muki Muki to see}

@ Mukina2
Your bruv sabi good thing abi
Even if na for rival club?
Come where? Gambia?

@ Mukina2
You're shouting that you can never date a MAN U or Chelsea fan abi?
But you dey support your brother for J-girl
Who be your hubby sef wey you try threaten us with?
Oga Admin?

@ J-girl
Chei, no wonder he was getting all fired-up the other day
But I think I've seen something like "no inter-club dating"
Too bad for Akinwunmi.
Now that he can't hear any angel's voice, I wonder the voice he will hear when he reads your post
I pray there is someone beside him when he's reading your post
At least the person can pour water on him_{if he faints}
Anyway, _{I'm speechless}

@ Akinwunmi
Chei!!! bros, sorry o
For now Debosky seems to be the President of J-girl Republic
Maybe you can wait for the next election _{or is it selection}
I wonder the voice you will hear now when you've been denied that of an angel_{I hope it's not demons sha}

@ J-girl
At last you have spoken.
So, you truely belong to Debosky

@ Mukina2
Which football club are you cray about
I'm _{or should I say we are}waiting

@ Mukina2
Muki Muki, welcome
I know you will know all the other names.
Have you answered my question in the other thread?

@ Lordimpaq
Take it easy bro
We just kidding
No need to get all fired-up
Let me give you more examples of how fans joke about other clubs
Liverpool - They are called Liverfools, Yankeepool, e.t.c
Arsenal - Ass-anal_{though I hate to type this}
MAN U - Mansum, gays, blah, blah, blah
Chelsea - Cheski,
Morinho (Chelsea's coach) - Maureen
There are so many like that so you see we don't mean any harm

@ Akinwunmi
Hahahahahaha
Akinwunmi, maybe you should create a new thread in romance section for you and J-girl
Then all of us will come and probably witness the _{joining together if she agrees}
But first I have told you there are many hurdles on your way

@ Odada
Okay, I will ask her then?
At least, wife must know her true husband

_{Starts looking for Muki, Muki. Sees she's offline}
@ Mukina2
Muki Muki oya, over to you
Let us know the real man

A presenter on STV just said that AC has won 16 LGAs while PDP has 1
He however added that it is unconfirmed by INEC officials
So, that means magic can still happen

@ Celemel
A presenter on STV just said that AC has won 16 LGAs while PDP has 1
He however added that it is unconfirmed by INEC officials
So, that means magic can still happen

@ Saintchux
So many of these our rulers have dirty secrets and people know about them
It's just that people won't come out and say it

AC declared winner in Lagos on STV

AC declared winner in Lagos on STV

Who will I believe now

@ Odada
You own Muki Muki?

With reports coming in as regards this Jimi Agbaje's case
INEC should come out and admit their silly mistake
This kind of nonsense is not supposed to happen
Not to talk of it happening in Lagos state.
Proper and special care should have been taken in this case of Lagos
I would love to see Jimi Agbaje goes to court to contest the results
Another person getting to the Alausa round house through illegal means would plunge Lagos into another 8 years of bondage

@ 4 Play
If Akinwunmi's plan goes through then, that may turn out to be double tradegy for Debosky o