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@ area_boy1
Hahaha, change their logo ke? lol lol lol lol
That is a good idea o.
Double barrel may be good o
That one they are using now was used a very very long time ago
Maybe it is very rusty now

@ 9ja4eva
Yes o, let's wait and see

_{strolls into thread and sees J-girl and Akinwunmi's posts. Runs outside again to check if he is in the Romance section}
@ J-girl and Akinwunmi
What are you guys trying to do in here?

@ J-girl
Wait o J-girl
Are you an angel? If you are, then ____

@ Akinwunmi
Muki Muki's head is disturbing blutut ke? lol lol lol
If that is the case, then Muki's head is interfering with electromagnetic waves o
It is not only Debosky you will have to contend against to win J-girl _{seems that's what you're up to}
I know another hurdle you must cross after Debosky

@ J-girl
No vex jare my sister
I had to stop you because of some reasons
I can't imagine Muki Muki's tasty-time_blood stains on your beautiful body
Also, you know we are more civilized than them.
She wants to bring you to the level of a tout_{that they are}
Besides, what will beat her is already in her body

@ Akinwunmi
Bros, take am easy
So many chances will still come for you to watch a fight  
I don't want Muki Muki to turn J-girl to a tout
Remember those proverbs I gave you too

@ 4 Play
Muki ran away to bed just before you came in during the night
It was as if she knew you were coming to send her to bed

MANCHESTER ALL THE WAY

@ Showbobo
I think it will be wrong and unfair to assume at this point. The omission of his picture would no doubt affect his votes

Well said jare area_boy1
Since your name is area_boy,
Guess you will be able to handle Mukina and her cohorts when they go on rampage after reading your post
We may even start seeing comparisms like AC Milan - Wikki Tourists


MANCHESTER UNITED ALL THE WAY

@ Akinwunmi
Too much smell of gun powder abi?lol lol lol
I can imagine that combined with the hot slap from J-girl
She must be really seeing stars now
No mind Mukina jare, na so she go dey run her mouth like _____
Have these sayings in mind
1. A o le binu ori ka fi fila de idi
2. Omo o le buru, ka fi fun ekun pa je

_{looks at J-girl's face}
@ Mukina2
Well, I just checked J-girl's face now now
I can't see a trace of battery
What I see is her astonishing beauty intact

_{searching for Debosky and shouting Debo!, Debo!!, Debo!!!. Stops and wonders in yoruba -Ibo lo omo yi lo now?}
@Debosky,
You better come and take your gunner sister away from here
Before something serious happens to her

@ 4 Play
I guess it's that one slap J-girl gave her that is making her see images

@ J-girl
Nice one jare J-girl
That MAN U stlye beating would have been too much for her_{7-1, 4-1, is it basketball now?}
That one slap is enough for now
Beating her more won't be nice for now
I don't want to imagine a mute Muki Muki

@ Mukina2
Na when you beat J-girl finish?
You are seeing double after just one slap
You can see Debosky is using style to plead for you  
Enough surprises abi? _{yes o, a losing streak na surprise}

@Debosky
Cleavage?
I'm speechless for you_{what a nice way to plead for your gunner sister}

@ 4 Play
lol lol lol lol lol  

@ Mukina2
You will shoot J-girl?
Ha ah I have caught you this time
The other time I was asking if you were turning into a terrorist
You dribbled the question and avoided it abi?
The your Arsenal bodyguard even came along and started getting all fired up
The truth has a way of always coming out
You said you didn't know the tools of trade of a terrorist
Well for your information, J-girl is covered from head to toe with a kind of shield _{something like what the ring of Greenlantern can produce}
Let me also inform you that the shield also has a back-to-sender mechanism
So you'll be wasting your arsenal aiming at her
Besides that before you get the chance to shoot her, you'ld have been sent to ______

_{runs outside Nairaland to look for J-girl}
@ J-girl
Please don't be angry jare
Come back inside
What will beat her is already on her body
We won't like to loose hearing from Muki Muki for now
Imagine Nairaland without her.
At least, we can have her presence to amuse us

@ Mukina2
Answer my quetion about you supporting another team apart from Arsenal
Don't even think of touching J-girl o

@ Debosky
lol I will hate to see J-girl koroded o

@ J-girl
Don't tell me you want him to win because you heard him speak
Maybe you never listened to JayKay speak too
That man would have swept you off your feet _{even with that pair of s____ on}
Aside that, the corrupt ones there now also seemed to have good plans until they got to power

@ Omo Eko and 9ja4eva
What are your sources please

@ Mukina2
I read one of your posts where you gave your support to another club

@ J-girl
You belong to Koro abi?

@ J-girl
Can you imagine someone saying the season is sweet and has been full of surprises
_{when her team has a losing streak?}

I have an idea for the rest of our matches
Something to entertain the fans

@ Debosky
Better wake up
Seems to me you're beginning to dream like those Chelsea peeps

4 Play
Thank you jare for telling them the truth
You can trust they won't listen _{espcially Muki Muki}
The truth is bitter even if they add ____

_{shouting in answer to J-girl's post}
AAAAmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn!

@ Debosky
We shall see
Too bad for you that your desires can't control the ball

Let's just keep our fingers crossed
Patience is the best thing we can exercise now o

I think INEC should just come out and admit their fault on this.
The Chairman even claimed alerting the DPA chairman about it
I pray God vindicates JayKay

@ Danniecool
Are you a fan that you want to know the idea?

@ Bioye
Yes the report was true o.
I watched the Chairman say it himself while taking questions from journalists on T.V
I've been wondering too since then that someone like JayKay can't fail to submit his passport on time

@ 9ja4eva
Are you serious?
Thank God that guy is not winning o

@ Danniecool
Didn't you read the last two posts before you put that your gin 4 real

If this happens then I wonder what becomes of some Chelsea fans

I've got an idea for our match
Like a kind of entertainment for the spectators in the stadium

_shouting
MAN U!
MAN U!
MAN U!
MAN U!
MAN U!
MAN U!
MAN U!

4 - 1
Nice we won today again
Mouths of haters should go on holidays now o
That was how they said all sorts before the Roma match
Lo and behold, the match almost turned into a basketball match
All I can say for now is
Neeeexxxttttt !

MANCHESTER UNITED ALL THE WAY

@ 4 Play
They are chasing 3rd spot proudly?
It has turned to a case of half bread is better than ,

Yea right
Hope you guys are taking enough chelsea for the match

The INEC Chairman Maurice Iwu has said it's only candidates that didn't submit their passports on time that their pictures were not printed on the ballot papers.

However, I pray Jimi Agbaje wins in Lagos state.

Then who are you supporting in the second match
MAN U vs AC Milian

@ Mukina2
Arsenal has won. Happy now?

@ 4play and Akinwunmi
You guys are confusing me here o

@ Akinwunmi
Be sure of the username before you start posting o
There is probably more than one person with silver in his username