₦airaland Forum

Jibabs2:
Who get the trophy now? The girl you wan satisfied is still alive. Rip

You blind she died too

Abeg how many minutes be round of sex I wan calculate something.

Cause nah wear I stop and tire I dey rest ,if prick stand again I fit consider to continue.


Them try Sha nobody win

Neimar:
Wetin dem wan sing sef?

Try listen to rockstar dababy ft Roddy rich

Idiko1:
Importing useless life and idiocy into Nigeria!!!!

Which one your papa import

emperordelis:
Short men with heavy hunchback causing neck chains

Buy your own shebi you tall

fayetegany:
but what is that old woman looking for there, why is she even there to begin with!

Eee tire me self ,local man just weak

Arrest Dem weréy imam for there

Nice one bruh

Yeah I have this girl of mine I won't say my bae she like a friend to me, but a friend to my ex girlfriend later found out they ain't together anymore, this bae is so redpiled .
She literally post redpiled stuff on her whatapp status . Any way what I'm just trying to say is ,I want to have a thing with her ,but this girl dun too boo boo ,like she always dribble me ,I told one of her admires that I will get her but I come tell am say omo me know do again anyway I still dey wait when she go enter my trap.

Yeah I can prolly count e'mm on my right finger.

Truth be told I bleeped up with all of them ,so I'm still keep the last one with like I'm holding her tight.

Calibrator:
Please who knows when this year BBN will start proper.


Asking on behalf of all my fellow bachelors with a nice ultra HD TV set, an active cable subscription, a perfectly working generator set, spare money to fuel the gen and more than enough foodstuffs of different varieties at home.



If you don't gerrit, forget about it.

Make ASUU suspend strike when Dem start

Yes sure just because they doesn't mean you won't succeed

Everyone fell under anointing

Later told me to join the choir

But nah darling me just some ganja boy with the weed

Sin

It can also and will destroy/depressed you

Join your mate protest school no dey

My village people this one wey 5g dun come out like this

The ASUU strike still on going , my parent travelled for a burial and marriage ceremony and they will be staying for a month or three weeks because they will have to do some hometown meeting and cool off. They didn't forget to stock up the house with provisions and food items with all our necessary needs that for sure. Now the problem is we don't eat much I and my cousin ,“we both look very slim thanks to weed”.They know and we know and they will expect to see the provisions and food stuff not used up to quarter.
Being the guys at home we, I and my cousin decided to invite two LASPOTECH girls to come stay at my place, little did we know we will be feeding them for the next two weeks, the problem now is our provision and the stock up fridge is reducing at a fast rate , the likes of eggs, custard, oat , milk, noodles and lots.
Abeg my fellow nairaland how can someone wake up 2am make oat meal and watching TV series.
Abeg how can someone eat noodles and egg with tea/fruit juice.
And many more if I explain I fit cry, the problem be say I and my cousin we know dey eat much and we slim die , we know no how we go tell mumsy and popsy how we finish provision and we be like broom. The one wey dey vex me nah say rice Dem no cook beans nah whala only spaghetti Dem dey manage cook with plenty tomatoes as if we do do “owanbe". Any time come back from school nah to drink juice and play games.
We dey look how we go discharge now Dem dun stay two weeks Dem dun try

Hnmmmm okay

Op this your hand fine for the ring
Which side for Lagos you dey again

Kriss216:
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Her baby daddy no want her again.

No man will ever abandon a good woman. Impregnate her now, that's when you'll see her true colour.

Me just tire

GoooodHardDick:
You seem like a weakling and way too emotionally pussy ass niggar!.

Understand that single mothers are highly manipulative. Esp when they're looking for a SIMP man to marry. They'll start acting all nice, caring, loving etc. All na wash bro!

OP, that girl is trying to emotionally manipulate you! that is exactly how they behave when they're looking for a SIMP man to hookup and get married to, after they have finished hoeing & exploring other dicks. As in.... SIMPS eat the leftovers!.

Oga, bang that girl, dump her and move on. Stop being a weakling, stop being emotionally weak. Alaye Stop simping!!!!

Ain't simping bruh the more I run the more she chase shey make I behave like mad person

Recently I made a thread bout dating a single mother ,and from the romance section on nairaland which have heard so much bout single mother being more of cons than pros ” disadvantage than advantage in one's life".
So I thought bout this lately and decided to ghost her like extremely limit my time and presence round' her .“ I know block am from any SM since she no offend me and being more of a helper in my life ". It seems the more I detached from her it brought her closer to me her calls and messages.
This got me thinking she's 6 -7 years older than I am.
Why can't she just go back to her baby daddy and fix things up.
Though she's more of a beauty ,elegant and tall she should have better options than me
I thought good girls date bad boys and vice versa but “ my own character nah bad being a street nigga whose from the block".
All this and more keep running in my head , I know we invested in each other but yesterday she called and texted me bout not being okay without seeing me for sometime and she's hurt , I'm like dear not like that, this is someone who's more like a wife material than a girlfriend , my bloodas in ' em block address her as my wife cause this one dun pass girlfriend.
I'm try to careless but seems to backfire “ I'ma put on the armour of the redpill but e be like say hole dey my own armour". She does things that touches me even when most times I dey do strong head
Abeg how unah dey take avoid single mother or behave wey I know no your advice needed

Yes I got a guy like that for my compound his very quiet ,have never seen him with any lady except his mother.

The list time I try gist with am bout him ,h almost stab me

He be alien I wan adopt him lifestyle but Cynthia won't let me be

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

The funny thing in life is that one man can not rape a woman unless you put her unconscious

Normals nah I just dey look am say we go believe am self cause she get body mass pass me

FERNANDEZISBACK:
No he does not have a single loc..
He's only obsessed with women and women and women..

You Can Believe Whatever You Want
I Got Your Folks Hit (Aah! Ha)

Carcholce:
Do you really have dreadlock? If yes, it seems to be occupying all your sense

Yeah , prolly not

Albertone:
1.She was obviously kidding.

2.If she accuses you of attempted rape,she will be believed.She will claim because she has more body mass than you, that was why she was able to resist you.

Omo you talk true ooo make I know lie, person wey dey busty and me wey dey slim and hands wey soft die wey no fit lift iron

One of my bae visited me yesterday and this was the conversation all fact.

I : awfar maami anything for me ”staring deep in her eyes".

She : I will finger your face and eyes if you look me like that again.

I: ahhh my mama go just kill you ,you wan spoil my face

She: I go tell them say you wan rape me.

This got me confused and thinking at moment ,like she have more /greater body mass than me or she's much more bigger than I am, she's pretty and okay though , while me on the other hand ,I'm very slim and I don't have much of a body mass and hands can't even scrub a jeans without getting red .what I'm trying to say is she has a greater body advantage than me so while will she think of such.

IMPARTIAL:
Is it that you don't understand what love sing is?

Nah love song oga listen to am

Since it's back to the legend

Invincible by Michael Jackson

Who is it by Michael Jackson

Dangerous by michael jackson

Dirty diana by michael jackson

Give into to me michael jackson

Call out my name by the weeknd

Loving you is a losing game

Fool again by westlife

Stay kid laroi ft justin bieber

All girls are the same

Hear me calling

Suicide juice world ft ymw

Lucid dream

Remind me of you juice world ft kid laroi

Go juice world ft kid laroi

Listening to “friends die by juice world"

Count the winnings f*ck bout your feelings