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I will do a very blissful traditional wedding

She I'll wear a very beautiful attire

Everything will look colourful

But that white marriage nah

I've never seen any white picture for our living room

Naria Marley once said she's coming

Olamide once said won ma dó

Omah lay once said ye ye ye ye oó

Bella shurmda once said ómó yé dó (upgrade)

MasonKendall:
Sometimes I wonder which style brought this mutherfvcken mutherfvcker to earth

Reverse cowgirl in the Shadow style

With the way all this shit is going omo unah dey fear local man of getting married ooo from the news I get from Twitter and real life shit happening which is been display on public media.

What if no one get married again?

So you're telling me she go still leave if you like rich like bill gates ?

What if everyone goes for baby mama?

What if we only do traditional marriage and not follow the white man's marriage is it still good enough?

What if?

Danmm whatever you smoking
I want it
I need it

Just choose your poison and die trying to save yourself

stanliwise:
Aseju
Who ask you that one??
Oga redpill

What do you mean by redpill/how does it relate to this?
Why you know scroll pass?






You dumb.

stanliwise:
Aseju
Who ask you that one??
Oga redpill

What do you mean by redpill/how does it relate to this?
Why you know scroll pass?

Hnmmm nah one village shawty like that ooo wey shagg me and my junior brother
Unfortunately my last born caught us in the act

Maybe my fast kiss was in a sleepover with a Lagos girl but that one no genuine

Fast forward to now I dun lost count of people wey I dun kiss genuinely and not genuinely

This guy nah comedian �

Unknown missing girls

saint17:
this your own kind of story would be appealing for our hearing pleasure

1: writing love letter my mum saw it tore it I still wrote another one and gave her

2:going to her place and shinning teeth like mumu and blushing like mumu

3: giving gifts and money while I smile foolishly like have accomplished an Olympic medal

4: sending useless voice note to some that only call me bby and touch my head and hug and my head will be swelling

Eee still plenty anytime I remember all this I'll flashbacks to when nobody dey follow me drag mumunism

I dun want to remember how much I was a shit and bleeped up nigga I was in my teens

Stoner
Gambler
Pablo Escobar
Smuggler
Psych

Prolificgiant:
Bro, drop booking code this weekend make we self her presence from here

Nah wetin I wan talk sef

Lemme understand how to money first
Mtcheeew bi never understand myself finish nah you I wan understand

Now fellas I know we've all been in this position before we all have gotten a skint haircut before, most of weren't fortunate to have parent who let's us have and rock the hairstyle we want ,mine wasn't only on the skint hair cut but also my receding hairline or may I say my pushed back hairline I don't know how I got it but I know it started with a barber

Like you know how you gat to deal with the pain , fighting everyone in school .they Making jokes of your hair and receding hairline stuff like that and your crush seeing a monster and laughing real hard on her belly, like fella I wasn't a clown then I was the entire circus like the joke of the class . I got this name nickname then " two plot"

You know like me and my junior brother my father will take us to the barber shop and we have our haircut , luckily for my brother he's hair grow up pretty fast and mine it's take literally 3 months like we were having our haircut every week on weekends

And everyday I go to the barber shop to cut my hair this nigga always pushed my hairline back and I can't do anything about it. In pain as I slowly watched my hairline pack his bags and take steps back why I couldn't do anything my nigga for Christ sake I was held like a someone who was about to be raped off his hairline even when I told the nigga not to touch my hairline like I was fucking going bald bruh on skint

Immediately the barber put the mirror on my face that moment I know he bleeped up my hairline like I wasn't gonna be the same again
True life experience: let's take a trip back to when u was uploaded to this Earth 1993

Teacher calling the attendance register

Amaka :present sir

Jude:present sir

Chisom: present sir

my native name is somuadina meaning "I will not leave alone" I still regret answering that name in primary school

Teacher: uh-huh Sabrina

I: sir it's not "sabrina" it pronuce somuadina

Teacher: whatever sabadina and are you aware of the school head gear policy you ain't supposed to where a cap to school now take it off

Student 1: woo did someone ordered a big bucket of Mac Donald chicken wings.

Student 2: bruh whatever your barber smoking I want it

(I'm literally in range at this time)

Student3: she's runner She's a track star your hair ran away when she got her.

Student 4 :" The bully" wooooo he even got a skint hair cut too ( a resounding slap on my head)

This ain't no Cinderella

Make unah dey calm down after everything Dem go still enter the school go dey dó

Hnmmmmm nah and no
I think sometimes it's because there's no option or available place to click

Shut the f**k up is it your business

Stop taking this drugs or substance you'll die
Rubbish

class0247:
When choosing a local fight in Nigeria, be very careful oh!! Don’t ever choose Arik Flight. They are very unreliable. Stuck in Abuja airport for more than 2 hours. Coming from Lagos, it was 1 hour delay, got inside the flight, no ac, everywhere was hot and spelling. Arik flight has always been like this. I regret trying it again Arik

No vex wetin be the number of the airplane cause nah me go bring the flight manual book for hanger sun one finish my head

Afonja people ehhh!!

Come to imsu

Kíló kan mí

I brought that shoe b4
I ain't gonna buy that shoe again
and even if I still buy the shoe I got a backup and know what to expect

It's natural if she puts the children name there
And wtf do you want a woman wills for

Business deal and a beer