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Nice piece but,poor paragraphing, poor punctuation and use of incessant shorthand style of writing made this an eyesore.
Also,don't forget to check my signature.

Naturally majority of Nigerians are violent.So seeing someone commit a crime would trigger their violent nature.
But just make sure you don't forget to check my signature.

Auladimeji:
Honestly, IPhone dey make some people you better pass dey look tvsh.

I have some many girls that are average or ugly in real life but if you check their Facebook pictures, WhatsApp? Oh my God! you'll be like,no be this girl I know or another one.
Whenever I see beautiful girl on Facebook, I'll make sure I check all her pictures from her profile and I'm always disappointed

Guys too dey do am well well,person wey be real hustler,I mean factory workers,bakery workers,errran boy or mechanic etv,you will see them on Sunday putting on slide footwear(7-10k)(crazy jeans 4,500) and all these shirt dey draw smoker or write something on it and the funny thing is that they can't boost of 5k for their account.

They hustle just to live a fake life on Sunday
Note:To live a fake life is expensive

They call it packaging

michjunior:
Poverty did not curse it
ignorance did...in the words of my mentor socrates ignorance is the only evil.....
Ignorance is worst dan corona

Oshey philosopher

Poverty caused it!

Imagine!!

luminouz:
Yinmu...

As I dey see u so,with your come-hither eyes,you don know plenty things biko.

My face looks innocent na

Tabasco23:
Truth or not nobody cares

I don't remember quoting your poke nosing soul.

luminouz:
Iffa slap u...


LiarDrella

Well,that is the truth

ChildOfDoom:
enough is enough. I'll go straight to the point. I'm a bet9ja addict. my penchant for bet9ja virtual soccer has led me to:


- sell all my property and run away from my rented apartment (back then in school)


-it made me abandon my education as I got into shaddy deals where my life was at stake . (sold someone's phone to gamble)

Why do guys get interested in gambling in the first instance??

Does the world evolve around sex

#proudlyVirgin

Fake chat alert.

We ladies get sense pass this now.If you phuck up,we move to the next guy....sinple!

Rhaspody:
It has happened to me before. He may not be lying

You are right.

But we are not 100% sure he is being truthful

DreamyEyes:
I'm a very good bad boy

Thanks btw

Why not be a pure good boy

You're welcome

DreamyEyes:
So I saw a thread where a guy (diction) claimed he was so handsome and girls get insecure and uncomfortable around him lol.
And nairaland girls were disappointed as he didn't share his pics to prove his audio extreme hansomeness lol

I can bet that guy ain't even as gorgeous as I am even if he actually is very handsome

I have pictorial proof unlike him
I'll upload after 3 comments.

Cc Rozz drella laughitall merieam16 IammyIam nerdyrudegyal UndauntedYOCA queenitee Goldp5988

Now this is a fine man.Not some audio fine men.You have a nice body to complement your handsomeness

You look like a badt boy!

Kissiemu:
Asa men!

Are you not my female friend?

What is "Asa men"

Biko when did we become friends?

Dicktion:
I'm managing my thumbs can't type for y'all ladies tryna attack me over a mere confession like I stole a car e.g Drella

put up your picture.

I feel you have low self esteem and you're kinda using this to boost your esteem!!

Uyi168:
..she shaves, it regrows..

...so she decides to leave it...

lefulefu:
op thank God for your handsomeness then
at leastu wont be finding it difficult to get laid like some guys who create threads here crying about girls not looking their way
anyway lucky u being handsome but no let am get over ur head oo

Seems you believe him.

You created a post to discuss your handsomeness and you couldn't even drop a pic for us to validate your claims.Nairaland people sha

Dicktion:
I make these bitches uncomfortable. I'm an extremely attractive guy that only needs to step out and vrooom both genders drool. Even guys gosh I'm not even gonna talk about the ladies.

I weep whenever I see average looking guys shouting upandan and terming themselves "fineboys"... The fine ones don't make noise they let people do that. This is not me tryna glorify my looks or anything of such cos I don't fvcking need that. It's just me tryna be clear from the start so y'all will grab everything by the end of this thread. But I don't give a fvck if you force yourself to see it however you wanna tho.


My Aunt once told me to never look her in the face when she talking. That I make her uncomfortable and nervous with my eyes. Wondered why an aunt would say that to her nephew Me sef still dey wonder o


So whenever I hang around girls they're always "not themselves".. The guys who have experienced this would understand me. The ones who haven't and wish but couldn't may cry over this thread. Whenever I'm around these ladies make so many funny moves and shit happens but this particular one that happens today got me thinking. Like can looks only make one looses themselves around a soul and become something entirely different from their true selves

Well they say it's just from the start and they'll eventually loosen up when they get used to you but funny enough these bitches don't get loosed up and free even after months of being with and knowing me. Just few adapt (like 2 out of 20) that's poor huh? I guess!

Now lemme get straight to what inspired this thread.

I'm currently living with three ladies in the same house. Not currently in the mood to talk about how I ended up there, but maybe later. So many funny stuff happened since I came through but this particular one this morning got me LOL.. 2 pretty ass ladies with one average looking heftily endowed one. So the latter made rice this morning and dished as humongous as usual for me. Have never finished their food before no matter how much I always try. I no dey fear face if I hungry I go chop everything finish. But this particular house I never finish food wey dem gimme before. They're impressively caring I wanna give it up for my looks but I'm not the type that attributes stuff like that to my looks. I loathe pride that's cultivated by mere looks. Who looks help? Truly it doesn't help but mine may land me into an abyss Only when you see me you'd understand fully

OK i digressed but who cares So miss endowed served me and ate in the same plate with one of the other pretty asses (the other one went to work. Emergency)..

Knock knock! They got a visitor (another fresh meat got me wondering why these fine ladies don't wanna keep at least one ugly friend like their Co-slayers do)..
She was served and this time I'm done esting.

Then I'm like "I like the way y'all eat with style. Lemme watch you guys eat I'm loving it"

And that was the end of the journey. Nobody gree eat again. The New lady dropped her spoon. The other one turned her back to the wall and miss endowed covered her face while chewing. It was hilarious I had to go out and let them enjoy




I went to visit my bro last week at Utako and his boss's daughter asked him to come greet me. This lady I haven't seen her before according to my bro when I asked she only saw me from her room when I was coming from the gate. I didn't get to see her until I went there few days ago only for her to run back inside when she saw me coming out of my brother's room. It was my bro tha told me this time too I wouldn't have known. So literally I haven't seen her till date


So many events I can't even say 1% and I'm used to it cos it's been so since I turned 19. Can't even talk about ladies been extremely insecure when we are like Dating? Don't even wanna go there. A lady once said she'd waste me if I ever leave her. I'm glad I ran for my life. Most times I feel threatened by my looks. I feel like what I have will put me in more danger someday (yes It has put me in danger severally. Story for another day )

No lady ever trusts me. No lady has ever felt they are enough for me. Even if I choose to be loyal and straight forward in a relationship it's never enough. Cos immediately you start thinking this man is all yours, you'll be outrightly discouraged once see your fellow woman staring at him like woah! And if I come follow the woman exchange pleasantries small then they loose all hopes. A few ladies have told me "Jake(fake name) I can't be with someone everybody wanna be with". And they left

I just think I'm a male version of tha light skinned princess every Motherfvcker wanna fvck and dump, or love unconditionally or flirt with or even rape. The type all men wanna hunt down. I think that's what I'm and you know how species like that are endangered to our society nowadays.
If they don't have you, they will loathe you. Some may even seek for ways to destroy you

I always pray the lord my soul to keep!

I was expecting to see a picture of you.By the way,what you wrote up there sounds like a fallacy.

Only low self esteem girls will do all those things.What can you offer asides your fineness?Who even cares about your fineness?As if your fineness will turn to money for us

PerfectJUSTICE:
Harnaam Kaur is from Punjab, India, she was born in slough (UK) was born on 29 November 1990. Kaur started to notice she was growing facial hair when she was 11.

Kaur was eventually diagnosed with Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS), which is a condition that means she has much more testosterone than most women which is what causes hair to grow on her face.

"Hirsutism" is one of the symptoms of PCOS, and it also means the ability to grow excessive facial or body hair. Kaur's initial attempt was to remove her excessive facial hair due to daily bullying from others, but she has embraced her unconventional appearance and has become a spokesperson for the "Body Positivity" movement.

"I decided to keep my beards and step forward against society's explanations of what a woman should look like. Today, I am not suicidal, and I do not harm myself. I am happily living as a young beautiful bearded woman today."

"I have realized that this body is mine, I own it, I do not have any other body to live in, so I may as well love it unconditionally," Kaur said during her interview with the ROCK N ROLL Bride.

Oh jeez!

Can't she shave it off?

Kissiemu:
Asa men!

Come n sit on my laps. When are you ready?

What can a niggah do?

Lolx

You sure do have female friends...And its really no biggie

ovcwality:
Why will you sit on guys laps that you are not dating, flirting?

Its nothing bad cos i dont attach any feelings to it

Jaika:
Depends on who it is.
If it's a friend, I'll pretend i didn't notice and *playfully* rock back and forth gently, till he begs me to stop I'm wicked like that
If it's a relative, I'll just adjust so I'm comfortable.. Maybe smile embarrassingly

Until you feel his cum beneath you,then you'll know

I can only do that to boyfy

I feel it's normal for guys to get erections while girls sit on their laps.They are human too

Countless times,i have felt the erection of guys i sat on their laps.I just act as if I didn't notice .

Godsonjolly:
Good day everyone, pls guys my laptop crashed recently, the screen got white,even connected it to a TV so I can manage it like that to avoid stress but it's not helping as the laptop is tired of life,the ba3 is even bad, tried repairing but Its gonna cost a lot. Lost all my data's, files, project works, some files that aren't even mine. I'm a student who earns little by doing menial work. Now that there's lock down, it's hard coping. And I need a laptop to continue learning Web design and graphics design just to make ends meet. Pls, I've only been able to gather 20k just from my personal money, families would have helped but they passing through challenges far weighted than mine. Pls everyone, ntn is small. My only skill is playing the piano,I'm hard working but thing's are really down. Just help me pls, I'm soliciting for help.. God bless

How come you lost your files and data.

Your hard drive might still be in perfect condition