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I remember the song he had with his mom
Dude murdered that rap neatly

Bayelsa wan deal with kunle omo ogun
Should we tell her?

lordm:
Please, do not tempt your self. Stay far away from that book. Don't call spirits when you can't control them.


You want to dance surugede

You don't know surugede is the dance of the spirits

Wida?

Glorywap:

I no be man na I be woman abeg make you wire me small tin na e bi like say you no even get joy.
I no be man na I be woman abeg make you wire me small tin na e bi like say you no even get joy.

God no go let them shame us

Glorywap:
Dreyton36 Send me moni for bottle water na atall atall na him bad pass

You be big man ooo
You even dey drink bottle water
If I drink bottle water I go sick
Because the thing no master me rara
Boss no too vex for me , na house rent matter they my mind now which is expiring this month on the 19 Head burn boss
You suppose wire me sef

Glorywap:
Dreyton36 Send my own share to me na abi you wan chop the moni alone
Dreyton36 Send my own share to me na abi you wan chop the moni alone

No wahala boss , make i gather house rent money complete first , na just one good-hearted person don bless me

clevybrown:
Guyyyyyyyyyy.......
U made mention of sharing ur second experience... how far now.? I really don't know how u are doing it, but am just enjoying ur story all the way.
Narrate ur second experience bro.... Na beg I dey beg...
Mention me when u do pls

I've dropped am the stories to the last bro
Just follow the thread and keep an eye on my name

Lamiri:
bro create your own thread na,we love you

love you too bro

VickyRotex and the rest I'm back again

For those who have been wondering how I ended up with the girl here it goes

Around November that same yr 2013 she told me of her parents pressurizing her that she's choosed her job over getting married , that they've been on her neck to get married
I don't need to be told that this babe want us to take it to the next level
But deep inside I love the girl , although she had big men coming after her though , but she just loved my flow , you can't be with me for 5 mins and not be happy , happiness go kill u sef no matter how ur mind strong reach like buhari own no be my handwriting oo but ogun lo ma payin
Tge next weekend she drove to my place as usual , we just chilled together in my room , sex wasnt no big deal again cuz we jusy dey groove like say tomorrow no they
She then asked me a question that got me speechless

Her: would you love to settle down with me someday?
Me: ............sure why not but for my mind God no go let me use hunger kill u , besides i wasn't even ready to settle down in the next 6 more yrs coming

To cut it short , I discussed it with my elder sister's husband , he's very friendly
He told me that if I know I'm not ready to settle down that I shouldn't waste her time and she's a bit older than me and she's also pressurized to get married
Auditors never have time for themselves but work , especially when you're in the oil firm, calculating billions and trillions chai miney oooooooo , infact VickyRotex thanks one more time my dear Olori ebi

I had sleepless nights thinking on how to tell her my intentions in a non harmful way , I don't wanna hurt her feelings , and I'm the type that don't do things for my selfish interest
Number 1 I'm not ready to get married
Number 2 I'm not buoyant , shey I go marry make woman they feed me join she go tire one day na
Woman go come give me mineu to pay her bride price laye

One day i sent her an SMS , it was on Friday , told her i wanna take her out
She replied happily yeah
We went to ojota , ogudu road , a bar called La pouch

I ensured that I drank enough Heineken so I started telling her my mind , I made her understand some things , believe me she's an understanding girl
Although she was hurt a bit , but she later understood my plight
She then revealed to me that she has a guy she's dating , just that he doesn't give her much attention , he's always busy with work , that's why she loved hanging around with me , and that's how she ended up fallling for me but the said guy of hers has been begging her to forgive him that he wants to marry her
From there I felt somehow jealous Sha , truly I love the babe , but I can't let my selfish interest destroy her own future
Imagine say on our wedding day for our tent
For the tables them come design names like , Nelly NNPC
and Dave caterer no naw e no go make sense

That's how it ended , she later married the following year Sha , and they relocated to Cyprus where the buy bought a house
We still chat on Facebook once in a while , but I just don't put much interest into it inorder not to bring back old memories cuz till date I still miss her �

Dreyton36:
Yeah bro, I have and yeah I'm fasting
Show me love

Thanks thanks thanks
God safeguard and bless you abundantly
I don even ginger to write more

Somebody help me thank VickyRotex for the love
God bless you abundantly

VickyRotex:
I no be bro

I don send something to your aza.

Pls send me your WhatsApp number , i wanna tell you something very special , don't be afraid I'm not tryna woo you

It's high time Seun start deleting those teenagers accounts in here
They make nairaland boring and dried up

God help Nigerians

When they make money they start feeling like demigods
Imagine a whole bill gates has just two bouncers and not even police officers
Someone who's been the world's richest couple of times
E-money isn't even on the top 1000000 world richest sef and he's got six people's father's as guards
No hate though but it doesn't make sense
What exactly does he need protection for , he they keep money for house ni

Even upcoming artist like small doctor sef get 3 police officers officer protecting the real criminals and hunting upcoming criminals

Iyiataata92:
All these ones go dey spoil hustle for boys.
Boy romance chick get money from her, wetin concern you there?

babe no fit dash her guy money again?

I tire oo

VickyRotex:
I mean am but you never answer my question. You don stop to dey smoke? I wan even add drinking to am but make I no add am.
No lie o, remember sey you dey fast.

Yeah bro, I have and yeah I'm fasting
Show me love

fabuloz1:
What motivated you to share the first experience should still motivate you to share the second one

I enjoyed your story sha! me laugh die especially that place you went to easeroom and met that guy

glad I was able to put a smile on ur face

olujastro:
You never finish this one na and you wan jump to the second one .
I read to the last page because of your funny and interesting story.
I for bless you with small 5k but I dey fear sey you go waste my money on cigar

if u wan show brotherly love go ahead , besides person wey they fast no they smoke or drink cuz I'm presently fasting bro

kowema:
Lol.
And you are an international gigolo abi?.
How can u be asking to drop account details cus you wrote small story?.
And by the way I'm not judging u oh.

Here's what normal people do in case you don't know

When you see a thread, if it makes you laugh whether u believe it or not , remember it's not ur story and u weren't at the scene
Remember that person is typing just for everyone to be happy to , sacrificing his time to kill other people's boredom
And the least u can do is to encourage the person and not being an hater
If you're not among those categories then you have a prob

And besides you can't even judge me , know why ?
ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

kowema:
See ur life las las.
You roll with Big Girl and still back to square one. SMH

why being unintelligent
There's a difference between an experience and rolling with them
Besides no be your type they help person, this local olosho

Efemena001:
Guy, open a Thread. Meanwhile, i'm not judging, but since these times are uncertain, if you clear the mist that the pecuniary assistance sent to your Aza, will not be drained by smokes and booz, you'll be shocked d assistance that will follow.

nothing like smoke or booz , I'm fasting

kowema:
You just like attention. Mtcheew.

You're just being non appreciative mtcheeew

WHO'S READY FOR MY SECOND EXPERIENCE
YOUR COMMENTS WILL DECIDE IF I SHOULD DROP IT OR NOT , MEANWHILE NOBODY DON EVEN SHOW ME LOVE FOR THE LAST ONE

kowema:
Modified: I don read again,. I no see where u say u change and for Estate. You said u brought out Dollars say u no get change conductor shock. Go rest joh.

guy no be everything man go remember to type , seems I don explain to u , then u suppose understand, to type no easy after all nobody they pay me , i spent my time to make many laugh so chill jare

kowema:
Mtcheew!. Nonsense gist. You brought out Dollars to pay Conductor inside bus. If u like finish the mumu gist who cares?.

No vex say you no Sabi read well oo
I changed few notes inside my estate
When I got to the bus I had to form a little cuz there were cute girls inside the bus
But when I got to my destination I surely paid
Next time just read and laugh instead of making bad comments, if it's easy alaye write your own and stop being unappreciative

Simpubozz:
U trek from ikoyi to Maryland?? Really??
I don't biliv it man.

that one concern you
There's no where I can't trek to in Lagos, except badagry
If you've ever been stranded and you're the type that doesn't know how to beg then you'll understand

Dicktion:
I see them begging him to continue with his half baked forgeries. I puke

nobody force u to read am na , Bros of life jejely go elsewhere and ignore my own
Thank you sir

VickyRotex:
If you've quit smoking, oya send your aza.

You mean am ? See correct appreciative boss
0254291439 gtb. Kelly dreyton
Jah bless boss

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myles16:
Baba Dreyton36 we never chop half of wetin you don chop from all these Big girls na

We want learn work sef, Na Hungry girls dey come our way

Lol boss no whine me oo bless your boy codedly make two ear no hear

If somebody puts a smile on ur face you do the same in return na
Make person try ask for my aza make I smile at all at all naim bad pass