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luvyaself95:
I no blame am na ajebutter brain dey worry him.
i remember treking 3 difference places in one day.
Isolo to ikotun, ikotun to ìdìmú and ìdìmú to iyana ibà.
Still wan trek again in the night oh after I no meet person and wey i wan see naso my brother shout ehhn this boy you wan kill yourself come come take this money board bus back.
Look at him trekker you better go dey do marathon race.
When i wake up the next morning ehn my body be like say trailer hit me the pain na from Kenya i just dey inside dey sleep like pregnant dog.

i swear you no go they Fe your legs again, e go be like say them remove legs from uur body

Frankicent:
I no say this Tori no real. Make I just comment because e fit happen to anybody in real life..


Na low self esteem dey cause this.. If to say you go university na your connection be that.. She go give you better job, influence, connect etc.. Then you marry her... Bleep age.. Anyway I enjoyed your fake Tori.

post ur own fake story if it's that easy to type , unappreciative bunkor
And hey I'm a neuropsychologist , I wasn't ready to settle down , get that right
You can all the connections and still not ready to start a family life , omo ale jati jati

coolest01:
But I've trekked from Point road Apapa to onipanu before. Some unbelievable acts are true life experiences.

that small boy na ajebutter

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For those who have been wondering how I ended up with the girl here it goes

Around November that same yr 2013 she told me of her parents pressurizing her that she's choosed her job over getting married , that they've been on her neck to get married
I don't need to be told that this babe want us to take it to the next level
But deep inside I love the girl , although she had big men coming after her though , but she just loved my flow , you can't be with me for 5 mins and not be happy , happiness go kill u sefgrin no matter how ur mind strong reach like buhari own grin grin grin no be my handwriting oo but ogun lo ma payin
Tge next weekend she drove to my place as usual , we just chilled together in my room , sex wasnt no big deal again cuz we jusy dey groove like say tomorrow no they
She then asked me a question that got me speechless

Her: would you love to settle down with me someday?
Me: ............sure why not grin but for my mind God no go let me use hunger kill u , besides i wasn't even ready to settle down in the next 6 more yrs coming wink

To cut it short , I discussed it with my elder sister's husband , he's very friendly
He told me that if I know I'm not ready to settle down that I shouldn't waste her time and she's a bit older than me and she's also pressurized to get married
Auditors never have time for themselves but work , especially when you're in the oil firm, calculating billions and trillions chai miney oooooooo , infact VickyRotex thanks one more time my dear grin Olori ebi

I had sleepless nights thinking on how to tell her my intentions in a non harmful way , I don't wanna hurt her feelings , and I'm the type that don't do things for my selfish interest
Number 1 I'm not ready to get married
Number 2 I'm not buoyant , shey I go marry make woman they feed me join grin she go tire one day na
Woman go come give me mineu to pay her bride price laye

One day i sent her an SMS , it was on Friday , told her i wanna take her out
She replied happily yeah
We went to ojota , ogudu road , a bar called La pouch

I ensured that I drank enough Heineken so I started telling her my mind , I made her understand some things , believe me she's an understanding girl
Although she was hurt a bit , but she later understood my plight
She then revealed to me that she has a guy she's dating , just that he doesn't give her much attention , he's always busy with work , that's why she loved hanging around with me , and that's how she ended up fallling for me but the said guy of hers has been begging her to forgive him that he wants to marry her
From there I felt somehow jealous Sha , truly I love the babe , but I can't let my selfish interest destroy her own future
Imagine say on our wedding day for our tent
For the tables them come design names like , Nelly NNPC
and Dave caterer grin no naw e no go make sense grin grin

That's how it ended , she later married the following year Sha , and they relocated to Cyprus where the buy bought a house
We still chat on Facebook once in a while , but I just don't put much interest into it inorder not to bring back old memories cuz till date I still miss her �

If I made ur day at least make mine sweet too make man continue the fasting with confidence, at Al at all naim bad pass

Hapoy birthday to TOBleee63 may Almighty Allah bless your new age , i swear you go build house before this yr end , lockdown no fit stop you
HBD ONCE MORE ��

TOBIeee68:
Cuz of your super story I never sleep chai... Anyway, I want you to finish your true life story before telling you where you're at fault too. One love. Few minutes to my birthday wishes me happy birthday.........

happy birthday boss
If only i had your pictures I'll post it on my Facebook and Instagram page sef

Make at least one person ask for the boy aza na , e no easy to type jare

PART 5 grin
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A psychologist once said : the easiest way to avoid temptation is to fall for it lipsrsealed

Continuation
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She slept off , I never fit smoke since because I no want make she know say I they smoke because when we dey discuss as some guys dey smoke tobacco she say she hate smokes with everything shocked
Me I just clear her say me sef hate smokers oo , say na because say I they with her sef naim make me they drink that much if not na 1 bottle I they normally take once in a while sef grin
Bloody drunkard like me grin grin
That's Lagos, if you don't lie , you'll be lied to __ask 2face grin grin grin

Time was almost 11pm and she just they hold me join body continuously and my bulala just stand kakaraka
I they get different thoughts for mind , one mind say make I enter her , one mind say what if she they pretend just to know how kind I can be
I no want anything wey go ruin my friendship with her , I just lay her well and cover her to sleep

I went downstairs , I just beg the security say where i fit see cigar , them direct me to smoking session cool
I just smoke tiny Tobacco instead
But my Dickson still stand cuz I just they imagine her sexiness chai conji ooo

I come return to the room , as I come she don roll over the towel wey she tie , come open legs for the cool ac chai see temptation ooo

I near her , kiss her forehead she no shake , she sleep , I cover her legs cover well again with blanket she just maintain

I come lye beside her , she put her hands around me , no yawa I dey feel d vibe , but I be the type wey they quick zero my mind
I don decide say no matter the conji i no go bleep her

Before you know me sef sleep off , Heineken don they work grin
I wake up 3;55am my normal alarm in case I wan go work in the morning , she still dey sleep , I quickly go brush teeth
Remember I smoked last night
And i always get Tom Tom for my pocket , so I lick one

She finally woke up by 6am , see wahala she just come they look me

Her: sad what happened last night

Me: nothing u were dizzy so we came to Lodge instead and you made the booking yourself

Her: that's not what I mean , I'm saying why am I naked ?


I don know where she they drive to

Me; naah kick that off your mind , nothing happened between us , if I did I'm sure you must've felt it

Her : hmmm are u sure Mr handsome wink

Me: honestly miss gorgeous cool

She go shower my mind just calm , them serve us our breakfast , after eating , by 9am we leave the place

She come drive in high speed , with an open roof , motor pass motor pool
Lambo engine no be beans , the speakers na die
She just throway one lil wayne song , titled HOW TO LOVE
life sweet if money they

I ask her where we they go cuz the direction no lead to my house grin
She say she don know my house make me come know her own grin
Them no born me make i argue. , But e dey Pai me say i no sabi drive , make Lagos hear my story that day grin grin
Cuz i always get one dream say one day I go get flashy ride , open roof and I go play one particular song of 2pac
I DON forget the title but here's the chorus

"I won't deny it amma straight ridah , ain't nobody Bleep with me , got the police looking for me, but they can't do nothing to a G grin chai Lord when cry cry

We reach her house for Osbourne estate , funke akindele dey also stay for. The estate

She lives alone , come see different awards for her parlour chai
Ain't nothing like oil money o

But my mind they tell me say make I woo her and Express my feelings , and one mind say what if I Express my feelings and she come see am like insult �
She fit just like me naturally but not to the extend of dating her
I send my guy SMS to gist am about my yesterday, he just they vez for me say why I no bleep her grin grin Calabar guys and pussy , 5&6 grin grin

Continuation coming not too long , just few minutes time , stay tuned
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Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Bjteensdes24: 9:36pm On May 11
Drayton36 please, continue the story am following and waiting for the part 5. Me na to only read comment here but actually, your story made me comment cos its a lit. Would like you to post story about the other 3 big babes you dated too wink
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Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by CuteYvonne777: 9:46pm On May 11


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Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Dreyton36: 10:01pm On May 11
PART 6
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She changed to a very flexible wear, mehn which kind temptation be this naw

She come say make we go their back of house , I no know say na pool she they take me to , and I no go lie me and water no be friends I NO SABI SWIM AT ALL AT ALL
She delved in , kilo man mi , cigar just they hungry me but I no fit shake body and my Dickson just stand , I no know say she don notice am shocked
But e dey my mind to bleep this babe Sha
She come ask me to join her, i tell her the truth say i no sabi swim at all
She say she go teach me
I tell her say I no get any other short wey i go take change of this one wet , she say make I no worry say we go find solution to that later say i no fit just they watch her swim without me swimming as well

Something just enter my head say , stop acting like a mumu boy na , go with the flow , Las las if breeze blow fowl yansh go still open

I pull off and entered the pool gently , she come swim to and fro say make i try do same , but all my attention na her heavy Bobbi , i no they use eye see breast that's my problem grin

I kept my cool and swam like a pro , she was amazed and yeah I'm a fast learner

And thennnnnnnnn questioning start oo shocked

Her: why didn't you touch me last night ?
Don't I look attractive to you ?

Me shocked yeba , i reply her sharply , I said you weren't in your right state of mind and it won't be right to dare touch you , that's like taking advantage of you

Her: wow that's sweet, come and give me a hug for that

Me: I no go lie I no go , I just told her c'mon it's fine
No be say i be jjc ooo , but e good make people like her take the first lead

She no gree ooo, she come hug me by herself , damn soft boobs
She come they ask me many questions

She: I'll ask you give questions and you'll answer honestly, deal?

Me: sure

She; do you have a gf?

Me: no grin

She : why no?

Me: cuz I haven't found the right one for me

She: do you find me attractive?
Me: definitely yessss

She smiled

She: if you're given the opportunity to do something naughty to me right now which part of my body would you go for first

Me: angry for my mind this babe don try give me greenlight reach naw

I no even answer the question again, I just tell her say make hold her for waist , kiss her unstoppably
Such Bobbi like ice cream, chai boobs is life mehn
I climb up the pool steps and sat there , she gave me the best (BJ)ever with her pink lips

I no fit bear again ooo , before she change mind, naim I hold her inside ooo , bleep her like say tomorrow no they , thank God say I'm blessed below , na only my pocket low but everything else for my body big
She moan sotay she come they cry like pikin
Before you know it, she don cum
No yawa naw
I changed position to missionary
Give her missionary press up , I bad for styles gan , maybe naim make i never blow grin grin grin
She cry tire, her ringtone na die, she just they shout kill me pls, pls kill me, choke me pls choke me
, Damn

I release first time , we both slept naked
When I wake up again , we continue ooo

Doggy position, favourite , had my two hands on her boobs and gave her a deep penetration , she no. Just moan but cry join , and her pussy is so tight mehn and neat

So by 3pm she drove me home , and asked me to update her about any info of my dad that shl be Happy if i do
I promised her I will

She drove off

That whole day I felt like on top of the moon , just reminiscing about all the sweet moments

I quickly call my sister , tell her say make she transfer 250k into my aza and keep the rest ,

The story long , but make i stop here cuz when work started , that's where yawa gas , but I'll stop here to avoid all those people with their negative comments on people who cannot trek from obalende to Maryland na wa oo

MrrPee:
Baba that other guy go wash plate Las Las...baba don enter 1 chance

then he go wash plate for 2yrs then

asperdons:
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Bros what of the other guy how the guy take solve him problem cos the guy matter strong well

boss I no even look he side o
How e go get mind allow he gf take two more friends join body eko hotel for that matter

MyTototear:
Dreyton36

I dey follow your story bumper to bumper...

you too much

Meanwhile if I made u laf kindly wire my aza to ginger the young hustler

Who cares about negative comments I'm a happy dude
I do whatever makes me happy , and that's by making good people laugh

PART 4
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WE Rushed one of their staff and questioned him on the prices of their drinks and proteins

The guy na ibo boy ,
I asked him bros no vex , how much una dey sell una red Italian whine , he ask me which of them , i tell am say I no look the label to read am
I come beg am like a brother , I give am the direction of my babe sit to go check it himself , na nice guy , he obey

When he came back , he say ah bros e no too cost naw
Na just 46,500 cry shocked
For my mind , na 46,500 this guy call JUST?
I. Ask again how much be snail , before I even finish my statement my next guy man in the same shoes just shout yes na wetin i was ask because the thing carry siren join am grin grin grin
The staff said it's just 25k for a stick shocked piss come they worry me
I come ask the guy say when you reach the table of my girl , how many she don order, he say na the second stick she dey eat cry
That my other guy just shout "I DON DIE TODAY"
The guy started asking me ,
Guy: wetin we go do now

Me: wetin we go do ke Guy I get my own problem ooo
My head burn like this

I left them there and went to my table, deep inside na so i take go?

The babe was like , what took you so long ?
Lies no they finish for mouth na , I use my brain sharply ,
I tell her say i receive call from my elder sister now when I they piss ,say my dad just eat poison for outing wey he go

She shock , me sef shock for the kind lie wey I just fabricate within few seconds without thinking twice, but no be my fault , i no like shame
My pocket ba only 76k plus remain
I no they ever get money for my bank account because as them they pay salary na so the money they go

I finish my Heineken , she just they calm me down , she con ask me where my dad they now , i tell am say them run am go hospital and my sister say make I quickly send money if not them no go give am any first treatment

Naim she just start to they para o
She start grammer

Her:That's why i hate this country , they'll see someone dying they'll be requesting for money as if money is everything
For my mind , my sister money is everything oo
If u know where I don trek for the Lagos u go on say miney is everything

She come take am personal Sha
Don't forget I said it earlier that she's kind-hearted

Naim she ask me how much them wan collect for starting, I no even waste time i say na 240k my sister say make I send first

Naim she say make I send her my sister ACC details ,
Base on say i no want make e be say I be golddigger , I tell her say. Make she no worry I go sort am, make she just enjoy herself
But for my mind , no hear my own oooo grin
Abeg ask me the details again oo,
She come say don't let me get angry with you , ur dad's life is at stake here and you are telling me not to worry?

Make e no be like say my village people they follow me , i give her my sister details sharply

She transfer 300k to the account sharply , inside my mind i don make am oooooo , I hope tope my girlfriend they see how real girls they treat men ooo grin grin

I thanked her , she say make i no thank her that she's always happy whenever she helps someone shocked for my mind okpe oooo

With confidence I order for another Heineken with snail I no fear again , worst cone to worst I go tell my sister to send me small cash for my aza grin grin

I come observe that other guy with he babes for distance , he no they smile at all grin
That's even where I first saw this Nollywood actor named Alex ekubo , the guy handsome no be small
But for Lagos nobody send celebs oo angry angry

We kill time there , she offered to clear the bill , I no even know when she clear the bill sef , me I don already they on my 4th bottle when she say she wan go urinate

But Heineken they make man prick raise , everybody just they observe me , they wonder who I be , to come with that kind fly chick
Me sef no dull at all

I give her jokes , she laugh die, that's the only thing I can offer anyway
She laugh sotay she come they put her head for my body

Small time my phone ring , who they call me , my sister , she don see alert grin
I no even let her talk sef I just speak my language for am
"I tell her say na me send am make she no worry "

The babe don high Wella , she come say she feel like dancing , say make we go the club side
We went there omo see grooving , we both have the same love for the same kind of songs

As we just they step inßide , the first female i saw was this girl named Cynthia Morgan , who remember her , (German juice)
The DJ just play one of my favourite by wyclef jean ft eve _L.O.V.E.Y.O.U
Omo mehn although I no Sabi dance but that song made me dance
I rock her well, she feel me , she just held me tight , she was absolutely drunk , but I no worry seems the next day na Sunday no work
The next song enter , Nobody has to know by kranium , the song just came out then
That song na baddest for club grin
If you know you know

Me sef don high but no matter how i high reach I no they ever lusguard ,
I romanced her body to the rhythm of the song , she felt it
I checked my watch , 9:47pm
Mi o worry , ma jaiye Ori mi grin grin

The DJ come kill me patapata, he switched to naija song and played Paul dairo_angel of my life
chai song wey I take toast many girls that yr
She happen to like the song too , omo see grooving

Small time she whispered to my ear say she they feel dizzy , say she wan sleep
I tell her say we go need pay the security to allow us leave the car there so we go take taxi home , or we go lodge
She say make we lodge , na wetin me sef wan hear be that grin
We went to the receptionist , we made our way to the booking session , God forbid eko hotel no be poor man hotel oo
Hotel fine pass anything else
Wetin concern me concern price , she pay with her card, I no even near where she they pay sef I no want yawa grin grin

Them give her key she hand am over to me , for my mind no be separate rooms?
Anyway both of us don shayo , manya

We went in , she just UnCloth for my presence she no even send , but I know say na unto shayo level , my Dickson just stand kakaraka , and she's just too sexy , she's slim, busty , and a moderate ass , just my type

She go shower and see came back , she just lie down straight

Wahala come burst for midnight ooo
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Comment for part 5
When I get positive comments I'll drop it tonight , to type no easy

Part 3
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Day break everywhere burst I come they wait for call
10am no call no Tex , my mind they beat
One mind say make I can her maybe she don forget , but liver they fail me and I no want make e be like say I don too they fly
I waited patiently and smoked some more white london and drink some squadron

I no go lie I sleep off , squadron no be beans at all

I woke up 11am again my mind just they fir the girl matter
Me I just rush to use toilet sharply , before I return I don see two missed calls , yekpa wahala ti de oo grin

I called back she no pick , I called the second time she no pick embarassed wahala

Like 20mins time she called back again, I no even let her talk finish I start to apologise say make she no vex say I quickly go iron my shirt for the other room and I no hear say phone ring , meanwhile i go shit grin
She said she's fine and she isn't angry , she asked for my location I told her Maryland , then i they live for mende , arojobe estate for those who Sabi that area that year

She come tell me say if she reach Maryland roundabout she go call me , she go stop for mr Biggs , that year Mr Biggs na big man spot unlike today

Mehn I go quickly buy perfume oo , i spray every angle
Road was free cuz na weekend, i only know her to be riding a range Rover
About 45-50 mins time she called me , my mind wan even fly commot o grin poor man na poor man grin

Me sef never commot for inside estate sef , but no yawa because bike they everywhere
I come call that my guy co worker and tell an everything
The guy na born and gifted womanizer grin
He say make i direct the babe come my street make I use her pose small make boys for street shock , chai I quickly grab
I come give her direction make she ask of mende , she say she know mende that's it's a popular area
I just sit jeje for outside my house In full swag , I don lick Tom tom tire
I no too they relate with boys for street because I like quiet life and privacy , i no like all those toutish shouts

She followed my direction which I gave her and she came to the front of my house
Alaye wetin I go See no be range Rover again ooo
But confirm red Lamborghini, chai that motor na motor , I just see the + sign Chevrolet my mind wan fly commot
I come remember that song of African China and faze , if you love somebody
Everybody for streeet they wonder who she be , and who she find come
I just wave her she just step down and gave me a light handshake , e pain me small Sha I be want make she feel my perfume grin grin , guys just surprise oo shocked
I they stay for single room then , but everywhere neat and tight ,
She came into my room, I get AC join am old school ac grin
I ask her wetin I go offer her she say just water , shocked for my mind okpe oooo
I rush go downstairs meet my neighbor , I borrow glass take serve her water cuz na plate I take they drink my own grin grin
Like 30mins time she come say , i thought we wanted to go out , i say yeah anything that'll make her happy , I'm all in

Alaye we reach outside, you know guys code na , them believe say I don go bleep her , but them no born me we'll make I try am grin
She gave me keys oo , say make i drive , ah shocked me ke, I just tell am truth say i no Sabi lol, she laugh , mehn her smile is everything
We drove out of mende, she come ask me where I know wey we fit go for mainland that she wan really enjoy herself

I no go lie , that time na peckas I know and Royale , base on olosho grin when yiu hear opebi Allen , na olosho industry be that , but I didn't want her to suspect that I'm a male branded olosho grin grin grin

I tell her say make we go island instead , say I no too they go out for mainland
Yawa don gas be that
After I talk am fine ehn , i come remember say island clubs too expensive ooo, I die today

I come suggest club 45, she say the name sound wack, I say what about dolphin estate for ikoyi say one club they there and he make sense , she no gree ooo cry
I suggest there because I know the owner, i fit owe the man gbese in case I pass my boundary

I didnt want anything that'll make me loose her as a friend at all
She suggested Eko hotel , my mind just do (gbum) grin grin grin
I say ok that's nice , but for my mind I don enter am today oooo , who I go call ooo, all my friends broke die grin grin

We reach Eko hotel , God forbid money must be made , if you see hotel ehn , to become rich sharply come they hungry me , their car parking lot na confirm
Security tight gan
We park well and went inside
I come they use my brain they calculate, although I no know how expensive their things be ooo
So as a sharp guy i come use brain Sha
The waiter come our side, the waiter sef fresh pass me cry
But me sef na handsome dude, and when I speak you go think say I be American because of too much 2pac wey i they listen to

She just tell the waiter say make he bring any good Italian red wine for her , my mind wan fly
She come order for peppered snail , I just they look like odoyo

I order for Heineken jeje , I no Sabi form laye , I no try am order for any protein but the thing hungry me to eat Sha

As them bring everything, chai come see how them take bring the things in a grand style , na there i know say I don die, how they go bring ordinary snail with pushing tray and sounds grin grin grin

When I drink my beer reach half , I tell her say i wanna use the gents ,. Na lie ooo
I wan go use style confirm the price , when I reach the gents I come see one guy man , base on guy to guy stuff I open up for am ooo , I no know say me and the guy they the same shoe at that moment grin angry

Me: welcome Bros , abeg I wan ask you something make you no vex for me
Guy: no wahala, wetin be that ?

Me: abeg you know the prices of their things here? You be regular customer?

Guy ; he say noooo na wetin make me come here sef whether i go see person wey i go ask , I no want ask for the waiter side make my babe no code

Me: even me sef that's why I they worry oo grin

Guy: I come with my babe and two of her friends, them don take wine tire up to 2 bottles each , and eat snail up to 3 sticks each

Me: my own babe na just she alone I carry come oo, and she just take one bottle of whine and a stick of snail but the way them bring the snail in a grand style naim they fear me

Guy: taps me in the shoulder , exactly Bros, me sef wonder why them go serve ordinary snail with siren oo
And I no too owe

Luckily one of their staff just came around our direction
We rushed him together grin and questioned him,
STORY CONTINUES LATER, DROP UR COMMENTS TO ENCOURAGE ME AT LEAST , GINGER THE BOY E NO EASY TO TYPE

africandictator:
who are you ? Are you from the zoo? I am not disappointed in you though, your moniker speaks a lot about you weed smoker!. Keep smoking the grass that you smoke anid coming to tell people on nairaland how frustrated they are. Frustration detector have you detected yours?

Oga be frustrated in Jesus name amen

Weedsmoker:
Take your frustrations elsewhere,how is the thread destroying nairaland?

If you're not ok with the story then you fvck off from here and allow others enjoy it.
I too know dey worry u.

No be everybody wey wear clothes normal the guy get fault be he no know

africandictator:
I am not getting my eyes of your story you mentally deficient boy, I won’t sit back and watch you completely destroy nairaland. Your story is not putting the smiles on any face. Those encouraging you to continue this story are trying to measure the length and breadth of your stupidity and madness.

ok sir

africandictator:
I was saying it in the context of the story , and if $1500 is not too big in your eyes you would not be having fantasies about it and writing childish typical nollywood stories on Nairaland. Mr money in the bank, you are the one who needs the prayers. Search for my thread on the sexuality session of this forum, let me school you on how to write fantasies!

Stop being unintelligent , I never said I'm a writer or need a tutor on how to write
I only dropped my experience just to put a smile on some faces
Kindly get ur eyes off my story and be happy , fine you have your own thread I'm not competing with anyone , so try to get Sense and respect yourself boy

africandictator:
Op if you had used a $100 single bill, it would have made your true story true. Show me a female who gives a stranger $1500 ? Is she Aisha and Buharis daughter or one of the otedola sisters? Op I would advise you discontinue this your fantasy.

Hustle and pray oooo so that $1500 no go too big for your eyes next time

And for anyone here who thinks it's a lie , jejely Waka pass
Whether you believe or not , just enjoy the story jeje
Person wey they fast no they lie

emillysmigael:
please continue and tag me biko

keep following
I've updated again

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PART2
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AS I got home , I had so many thoughts in my head , I didn't really get home i just hanged around a closed shop near my house and bought a pack of white London from an aboki closeby , just they reason the whole money scene which she gave me
I no go lie aside from the money she gave me, the babe has a golden heart , sometimes we'll serve food to others and we'll eat the rest because we know she won't complain even if she doesn't get nothing grin that's how sweet she is , but because I broke like faded jeans , I no get any liver to approach her
And yeah I had her number , know how I got it ?
No be me collect her myself oo , she asked for mine so that she can always call my phone and explain to me what kind of food I'll serve her once we arrive, grin
The building is about 12 floor , for anyone who knows bayo kuku , to Gerald road in ikoyi you should know how tall the NNPC_NAPIMS building is

So as I was smoking my white London , suddenly I dropped a year, know why?
A neuropsychology is serving food to young girls who are in the oil firm, I go even turk in and wear tie join am cry grin
So my mind say make I call this babe , after all the next day na weekend
I dialled the number at first , I quickly cut am again , I dey imagine wetin I go tell her sef but I was already in love Sha
Mehn if u smoke correct new pack of white London so that much mentor moral must come
I call her again , she picked at once
I'll use different names here sorry (privacy)

Her: hello dave
Me: good evening Nelly
Her: you must've gone home , and hey you didn't serve my own apple today as usual grin she was just kidding cuz i ways est the apples im suppose to give her
Me: yeah as usual grin ____at this point I didn't know how to continue again I swear
Her: alright have a blessed day dear , or you wanna tell me something?
Me: nooooo I just wanted to thank you for today
Her: c'mon that's nothing just few $notes
Me: thank a lot
She called it bye

Alaye I just they vex for myself , my intention was to try to ask her out on a date grin small dollars don enter my brain , dollar they shark for pocket pass beer o

As I got into my room , I wasn't still satisfied about how I couldn't tell her my intention
I sent her a text message instead ,
It goes this way "hey Nelly , i was wondering if you'll like to have a rendezvous tomorrow"

Within 7mins she replied
Hers". Good idea , I'm really stressed out tho but I'll call you in the morning, goodnight

I no bother reply goodnight back again make e no be like say I too they forward

My guy that evening I run go boutique go arrange my normal round neck thick black polo , black they shine like Nigerian politician heart grin and confirm Vietnam jeab, if you know you know
I already get shoes yakpa cuz na shoes they chop my salary
That night I no fit sleep , i just they pray make day break , I just spend my time they watch YouTube videos of akpan and oduma

Day break, I surprised my street

Part 3 grin,,,,
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Comment below if I should continue on how it went grin
Honestly there's no single lie here

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Doyou2019:
Yea, he's a decent rapper. Does he live in the country?

I don't think he lives in naija

He's an uptown nigga since day 1

I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls
And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them

It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo
I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so I got a job at a catering company then at ikoyi
But not like other catering jobs oo , this one is special into big boys way
We only serve the NNPC_NAPIMS workers
Men go garge up with full swag to go serve rice
But it was fun cuz I had my cool Calabar friend with me
I finally had a friend who happened to be an auditor there (female)
Name withheld , she's absolutely gorgeous but a lil older than me i guess
She rides a range Rover , the company has a car park called Park view, for those who knows bayo kuku area in ikoyi you'll know there , big men area

One day I went to serve as usual , I was cashless , after closing hours I almost lost it cuz I had no penny to go home , mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland gan life tire me, no lies i did..
The next day again I went to work after borrowing money from my own younger brother chai
And after serving , I was just thinking of how to go home , but I no too fear because that day was Friday and we don't work during weekends
As i went to pack up the used plates, this damsel asked me to pass her bag to her, she gave me some $ upto 15 pieces
I mean dollars not naira ooo , 100 dollars each
Mehn my prick sef stand
I was dumbfounded , to say thank you sef tire me gan
Anyway I left , but I thanked her Sha , but I didn't even know the actual figure of the cash but I know say na load
Trust poor man na , I arrange the dollars inside my wallet and went to a nearby bar to get some cold Heineken and catfish peppersoup
I changed few of the notes to naira in our estate
After that I headed to obalende park , as usual the conductors don know me as a wahala boy who no they always get money complete grin
I stepped into the bus and put on my headphones in it's loudest volume , listening to I'm so paid by Akon ft lil wayne ,,,,,, as usual the conductor started shouting (owo da)
Because I see fine girls inside bus I start to speak phonetics grin and brought out some dollars that i dont have change , conductor shock grin grin
To cut it short I went home
And I made my biggest mistake
Drop ur comments if I should continue cuz this is the funniest partt

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