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I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls
And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them

It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo
I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so I got a job at a catering company then at ikoyi
But not like other catering jobs oo , this one is special into big boys way
We only serve the NNPC_NAPIMS workers
Men go garage up with full swag to go serve rice
But it was fun cuz I had my cool Calabar friend with me
I finally had a friend who happened to be an auditor there (female)
Name withheld , she's absolutely gorgeous but a lil older than me i guess
She rides a range Rover , the company has a car park called Park view, for those who knows bayo kuku area in ikoyi you'll know there , big men area

One day I went to serve as usual , I was cashless , after closing hours I almost lost it cuz I had no penny to go home , mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland life tire me
The next day again I went to work after borrowing money from my own younger brother
And after serving , I was just thinking of how to go home , but I no too dear because that day was Friday and we don't work during weekends
As i went to pack up the used plates, this damsel asked me to pass her bag to her, she gave me some $ upto 15 pieces
I mean dollars not naira ooo , 100 dollars each
Mehn my prick sef stand
I was dumbfounded , to say thank you sef tire me
Anyway I left , but I thanked her Sha , but I didn't even know the actual figure of the cash but I know say na load
Trust poor man na , I arrange the dollars inside my wallet and went to a nearby bar to get some cold Heineken and catfish peppersoup
After that I headed to obalende park , as usual the conductors don know me as a wahala boy who no they always get money complete
I stepped into the bus and put on my headphones in it's loudest volume , as usual the conductor started shouting (owo da)
Because I see fine girls inside bus I start to speak phonetics and brought out some dollars that i dont have change , conductor shock
To cut it short I went home
And I made my biggest mistake
Drop ur comments if I should continue cuz this is the funniest partt

Dreyton36:
Simple ,
Collect the 5million
Go to a busy area and get a large shop and turn it into a bet9ja centre
Furnish it to the socks , and employ girls with heavy bakasi and big big breast , make them fine join
My brother you go make more than 400k monthly cuz customers go yakpa
Somebody go they come from lekki to come play for your shop at obalende just because of big breast and yansh

and na only brazierre them go they wear

Simple ,
Collect the 5million
Go to a busy area and get a large shop and turn it into a bet9ja centre
Furnish it to the socks , and employ girls with heavy bakasi and big big breast , make them fine join
My brother you go make more than 400k monthly cuz customers go yakpa
Somebody go they come from lekki to come play for your shop at obalende just because of big breast and yansh

kaziblake:
I am alive today online by his grace..I have been involve in so many accidents,like bikes,car and even falling from stair case but his mercy still kept me till today..
I will never forget 23rd of December 2014 my Birthday,I was lying down on the parlour cushion chair when a friend came in and said she wanted to Pick a movie and I permitted her to take anyone she like’s and I slept off.
Suddenly,I saw myself outside and wanted to lock the door after me until I look back and saw my friend still selecting movies,so I called her name and told her to come outside that I wanted to lock my door but she didn’t respond,I called her out three times with no response until I look back and saw myself lying on the chair,I quickly went back to my body and stood up..I asked her what happened and she said nothing that I have been sleeping since..Injust burst into tears and went to church..
That day was a near death experience.
2017 23rd is December,the wire in my room caught for but Jesus saved me again
My Birthday last year I was drugged my people I call friends but my father up in heaven used the bartender to save me again..
Jesus,Jesus,Jesus,What exactly do you want me to do for you?Because I keep wondering why he always save me all the time.
Sometimes I will stop breathing and after fighting for some minutes,He will restored me again..
Surely one day I will work for him.

just ask for my acct details and Jesus will bless you

Here is the real list, and if anyone argue I go nack am juju
SIR ALEX FERGUSON
PEP GUARDIOLA
JOSE MOURINHO
ARSENE WENGER

roladex:
oh boy u sef try oo.hope u use CD o
Cos she might have infecrions

I never miss that bro
But that was 2018

Doggy on top old rug

Name of the dead?

Is that why he's looking like burnt dodo ?

doggedfighter:
Which jobs were mentioned, please?

La click
La bend

Next mumu pls

Next slowpoke pls

ucheuzor1:
Man I once had similar experience. The girl loved my style then because I was a warri boy serving in akwa Ibom. She was disturbing me then for sex but I was avoiding. She was this olumba olumba church so I was kinda afraid.

After much disturbing I agreed. Took her to my house. Men I touch breast, breast nipple don flat . I went down, as I was dragging pant down, the odour that oozed out from down there eh, I almost vomited. Immediately I lost interest, my JT just went back to sleep. She tried all means to turn me on, but hell no, I can't get down there. I just became weak. That was the end o. I never slept with her again.

too bad, done girls of these days lack personal hygiene

roladex:
but some girl dirty sha.how can ur pussy smell like rotten egg

i bear sotay I come they cry like who lost close paddy

GreenDee:
lmao, next time no be anyhow girl , you go bleep...

them no they write correct girl for forehead , besides she was super sexy

Na only poor man they fear say them go snatch their loving babe ,
When money they na the girl go they secure you instead

ITDarrell:
The Oppressed HOUSEBOY make me laugh eeeh!!!

lol

marwanafrica:
Na Arab babe?

nooo
Naija

Monaco2:
Is she Nigerian ?!?

Yeah but I'm not mentioning no tribe

Next okpo pls

You no well
5 things that get street women glued to you

1__having your own apartment
2__food at home
3__zee world
4__working class guy
5__having your fridge stock up

And you say make she go ?
La go la bend

Eyaah poor Yoruba boy

Like for boobs
Share for ass

I'm a boobs man

La click la faint

Next bastard pls

Next mumu pls
Oya show us the screenshot

How can you drag rusty roof with ibadan , what an insult

Lala go smile now, everywhere soft

EXLOVER:
Imagine yourself to be in my shoes na bro

no be lie