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JustEdward:
Haha I swear the thing dey pain me as I Dey read am sef

JustEdward:
Haha I swear the thing dey pain me as I Dey read am sef

missimelda01:
You'll sleep for 3 hours after eating

Kharol1234:
over enjoyment no go finish you

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

EXLOVER:
I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexual attractive, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me

jumpampass:
Hello my fellow nairalanders, I will just make this short and simple because time no too dey. I have been dating this girl since the last quarter of 2018 and all was going well. Though it was a long distance relationship but I do travel down to her place to check on her each time we are in need of each other, you know. I bought her gifts and send her some money and airtime of which i can afford. This girl will say she loves me, and even made promises that she will never leave me no matter what!!. Hmmm, my people, I'm so in love with this babe oo. I can't go a day without reaching out to her on phone or send her message. Infact, I can say 2019 was my sweetest year of being in a relationship with someone because I'm so in love with her. I even redeployed to her state of residence so that we can be together and get to know each other better because I have made up my mind that I will marry this babe no matter what.

To cut the long story short, ever since I have redeployed to her state of residence, and told her that I'm around that she can come visit me in my lodge, since that day babe have changed attitude oo. Sometimes I will call her she won't pick and even if she picked na soso cold she go dey sound on top phone. Replying me like say I dey force words out of her mouth. This babe sounds like she wasn't even happy that I relocated just to be with her at all and doesn't even ask about how my affairs has been going, I asked her why is the cold attitude but she won't say it and insisted there is nothing to talk about untill we both meet. So I made an arrangement on how we are gonna meet and discuss the issue on why she's been so like that towards me, but babe will not show up and will find excuse to cancel our meeting date. She hardly stay more than 1 min to talk to me on phone, even doe na my credit I dey use oo. She can go a week without talking to me, or texting. So I decided to lock up and see what happens, can u believe this bae no send me for like one month....she frustrated me well well. But I no fit write all, na him make me decide to write out the most important real happenings.

Fast forward to last month, due to the love I have for this gurl. I still carry my money buy credit call this babe. You can't imagine how this babe dey answer me on phone like I'm a piece of shit. So, I persuaded her to tell me what's my offense and what is making her to ghost me all of a sudden. But she didn't say anything meaningful...so after much persuading, she now said that she enter Alfa and pastor doormot go pray over the relationship between me and her then, the pastor come see vision say we no go last. Mehhen that talk vex me die!, Because how could she not tell me that for the past three months of drama, instead she decided to ghost me. Instantly, I don code say Im about to lose this gurl, but when man is in love .... Shey my people understand naw. Without wasting time, I come pour out plenty talk for her head. Tell her how much I care and love her, I even promise her marriage in which I actually meant it. I sha tell her that there is nothing prayer can not do say make we unite pray against the bad vision. She apologized and promised me not to go back to those pastors again and also not to leave me , that she will always be mine. See my people promises wey she make plenty Jarreee!!. No time to dey talk am. So that night, I accepted her back and the love wantintin restarted again naw. But as guy man,
I use my brain this time. I wanted to know if this gurl truly loves me or not...so I decided to create another WhatsApp account and was chatting my bae... within five days of toasting her she gree for the stranger and start talking about love and settling down with a total stranger she never see oooh.!!!! My people, in a nutshell. I don dey date my babe again oo, a very romantic online dating faaa. But with different Identity, chaiii!!! I was so heartbroken and sad. I could not explain how bad I felt when she told the new strange guy which she has never met in her life how much more she doesn't want to ever love me again. She denied me totally. Instantly, she has changed towards the real me, would ignore my messages and calls. But gives her full attention to a stranger and even telling him her whole life history and how she got pregnant for one fuckboy and lost the baby. Imagine gurl wey dey form virgin for me the first day we bleeped. As a coded guyman naw, I decided to play along and also I make sure she fall for me finally. Right now she's so emotional and in love with me the stranger with fake identity..lolzzz...

we have decided to meet each other by next month sha....na there I go show face disgrace am... to be continued

emae009:
it'll end in tears...

YungMillionaire:
I am not Yoruba but I heard the very hot pepper in their soups make blood flow very well into their gbolas.

danduchi:
You all don't know what God has done for you all oo.
One time, many years ago, I traveled to calabar to go see this girl. She picked me from the parked and we got to her one bedroom apartment, nice and cozy. I baff, wear singlet and boxer, crossed leg on the table changing TV channels.
2 secs my girl received a call, followed by a knock on the door. It was very obvious he paid for the apartment from the look on his face. My girl just said 'I'm sorry Dan'.
I got dressed, this guy and my girl dropped me off at the park. I reached PH by almost 11pm.
So Me go calabar to just go baff, I can't still believe it.

YungMillionaire:
I am not Yoruba but I heard the very hot pepper in their soups make blood flow very well into their gbolas.

Yuceeluv:
nothing enlarges gbola...it is Godgiven. Period

Be content with the one you have, Your woman will love you like that.