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Burstit:
Bros grow up, I don't mean physically but mentally. You are deluded!

I only read your (Heading )
I only made an innocent statement that it's wrong for anyone to even think of insulting the holy prophet of Allah
And you're already insulting me as well wow nairaland can ridicule someone Sha
And you said I should grow up for making an. Innocent statement wow
Ok sir I've grown up

Just buy me a Bible of Marley kush and I'll teach you with my own ride for free

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Nice one Gee

You cracked me up , I haven't laughed this hard for days

It's insane for anyone to even think of insulting the holy prophet of Allah
May Almighty Allah Grant all our secret wishes ameen (Danjuma)

Morocco Nwa mama

Lights up my kpoli for u
R.i.p

Gangsters you say , that means they're many
Pictures or i don't believe

Endia centrimento

KrazyDave16:
See if you can get an iPhone 8+ or possibly iPhone X for that price.

I'm just concerned about a phone with a lasting battery power for him , thanks though , I'll just go for the iPhone 8 and get an oraimo power bank as well for him , one love

Kunja2:
depends on your budget

I'm tryna get it for my son in school , 150k that's what u plan on spending for him , any better idea still ?

Hmmmmm seen

OP I'll advise you take down this post cuz you're actually aiming at just one confraternity and not all

You're actually leaking out the information of just one cult group and not all cult groups

You can tell us that you're trying to secure others who are about to be in school by revealing just Vikings info , what about AYES , EIYE, BUCCANEER, MARFITE, JURIST, PIRATE AND OTHERS ?

If truly that's your intention then Vikings are not much in universities, it's AYES that are much in universities

Don't let men come for you o
Anyway we all know you're not a saint , you must be in the game to know the game

You're only tryna make front page but this isn't a front page material
I don't care about slangs , all I care about is money
Jesus Christ gat us covered

There's this italian saying " Endia centrimento" if you know you know

Its very simple

DON'T GET MARRIED, TURN A LESBIAN

SideshowBob:
Audio 5k will never be my problem for now bro 500k upwards then Im game but not with a broke ass nigga like though. My advice to you: Stop claiming what you are not and maybe the helper you've seeked all these years will finally save you. Good night.
Btw I'm an ac Milan fan so even if you were for real. I wouldn't be seen littering here with my details.

U talk like a female prostitute , u talk too much

FEM

SideshowBob:
You should have said so from the very beginning Sell the TV you used to watch the gotv and feed yourself, abi you've sold that one too.
Patoski49

Yes sir I've sold it to feed myself
Happy now ?
Very few people like u get a reply from me lol
U so pained that u couldn't reap from where u didn't sow I understand that frustrated feeling tho
My last reply to ya , much love

And my promise still stands for the real United fan
Take note I have a TV remote to sell soon , I'm hungry

SideshowBob:
E sure me say you no get up to 50k for account. You wey wan sell gotv how many weeks ago get money for giveaway? Poverty still dey hug you. Those hungry boys for don curse curse you finish, adding to your problems.

Lol that's ur problem , even if you say I don't have up to 1k in my aza I agree , at least you're not feeding me and my kids
If I make a post on nairaland for gotv sales , how does that have an effect on who I am , the last time I checked it's only irresponsible fools that take everything they see on social media to heart without getting to know the source of where it's from
And my brother , you're right I'm hungry can u feed me pls ?

This afonjas always tryna act funny but he's not funny at all
There are things we shouldn't do as adults
This is clout chasing
If my papa try this kind nonsense just to trend na me go give am kpoli myself make he sleep make he brain reset well

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Nobody ask am not to contest naw
I can bet my balls that his afonjas will still vote for him as long as they're given rice and tomato paste

Lights up my kpoli in peace

If I were in your shoes I'll accept the job offer and get someone to be in the shop , so you don't loose out on both sides

Anyway I think @iLegendd has something to say

Messi don fade whether u like it or not
Messi spirit don leave Barca
If Ronaldo they that game yesterday Juventus for win for sure
And Messi for play quality football
Na Ronaldo they ginger Messi
Messi loves competition
And Ronaldo is the game master

The most effective drug that I know of is called "POVERTY"

lights up my kpoli in peace

May your marriage be as sweet as the present rule of your father

Lights up my kpoli

Bjteensdes24:
Dreyton Dreyton the Ojota guy wey dey meet rich or lemme say big ladies. Money wey you promised 30 people for Man United vs Leipzig thread yesterday, you no pay them o

My rules my game
I asked the to provide someone, I don't talk too much
I expected to see 30 moniker pointing out just one person
I can't be in a WhatsApp group with anyone for my kind gesture
They should do all of that and all I wanna see is just 30 people whom I've promised to point out one moniker to receive the funds
I don't wanna see just 3 or 10 people pointing someone out
What if it's just someone with different accounts who's pointing himself out yunno how these things goes naw
I don't like cheating so I'll still keep my money until they're serious

Fountainofyouth:
Huh!!! Did you really read my first two comments with an open mind Did you see the threats before breaking up with him? Did you see the "no breathing space" "no me time"? Do you know if I've complained several times to the extent that, one time, he almost turned violent

.

Maybe I didn't get all that my bad
There is no justification for being violent
I can't even imagine myself hitting no lady , that record lies in my lineage
I wish you all the best tho , enjoy

Fountainofyouth:
Calls 11 times in a day

Always interested in what I do or where I am every minute

Comes to my workplace at lunch break so we could have lunch together everyday,

Insists on spending the whole weekend together, I never had a me time,

Says things like "it's me n you forever", "you have no choice" " there is no way you'll ever leave me" "I can kill for you" "if I'm dying, you're dying too"

A friend received threats cos of frequent talks with me

Doesn't want me to have any friends, even females, he feels they'd take me from him or introduce me to another man

He cries anytime I miss his calls

A sex freak

Sends 5 love sms to me everyday

Changed his church to mine just to always be with me, if we are sitting apart, it's either he comes sit with me or drags me to wherever he's sitting,

He drives me everywhere I want to go,

Etc.

I hardly mention anyone
But I'll tell you that you loosed a genuine soul , all you had to do was prove to him that you're not promiscuous and you should never give him a benefit of doubt that's all
Finding someone to love you that much is rare
Such a man can give you the world
From a psychologist

Desmond idiot

Las Las all you have to offer is public toilet you bastârd , afonjas life no fit change cuz they think from their anus

Lights up my kpoli

As ur Toto no gree rest nko

Lights up my kpoli in peace

You'll see a different Nigerian when you fools don't make things right in few weeks time

Girl wey fine , na her Toto they suffer

I must still knack this babe, except I no jam her for Canada

I no doubt am at all
After watching the Manchester United match last night, driving back home, I had to stop by a night market to get onions cuz I love eating much onions especially when u want to fry eggs
I gave the lady N1000 to give me N300 onions
She offered me just 3 small onions I shock

I replied, madam na 300 onions I talk o, no be 50 naira ok
She replied, oga I sell am well for you, onions don cost
I had no choice than to use the whole 1k to buy onions lol

Onions that used to be sold for 9k per bag

The man breast big pass most nairaland girls own

Wahala for girls wey no get big breast

Your biggest problem is English language

What a confused information

Funnily the OP is very right
I thought I'm the only one thinking about it , I wanted to create a thread on this
You'll see the most suffering ones here insulting the OP

They can never learn
As for those coming for me, you're not my problem cuz you're not money

All I care about is money and I'm making it the way I can