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UIA04:
This talentless actress

She's looking more beautiful than before seem she is rubbing cocoa butter to reduce the bleaching effects. The thing about bleaching is that, it's when you are getting old that the you'll see the bleaching cream effects will be fighting with your contours, then they'll try to use makeup to cover it. Go and ask nkiru anumudu and co

But u seem to be an expert on the subject so one could say you are talking from experience. Yes?

eyeview:
That's one thing I loved about GEJ. He carried every governor along,regardless of your party.
For eg,in most of his trips,very prominent among his entourage were Kayode Fayemi(apc),Peter Obi(apga),Oshiomole(apc)etc. He just respects protocol.
If GEJ was attending a christian function,then top of his team must include Tinubu's wife,Fayemi's wife,etc.
Even when GEJ came to Imo state for a PDP function(infact to receive decampees to pdp),his chief host was still Rochas of apc who received him at the airport before he(geJ) left for the venue of the rally.
I think apc is driving this party dichotomy too far. Its as if,PDP must be treated like losers of a war that must not be allowed to come close

What do u expect from a war general who didn't fight any war.

fratermathy:
Personally I think something may be wrong with the president health wise. He appeared frail and sick in his democracy day broadcast and he has been cancelling official visits and movements of recent. Even accessing him at Aso Rock is a tedious affair.

Let's hope and pray he is well! We don't want history to repeat itself.

But when foreign trips appear you see him hopping up an down the ramp of the presidential airplane.

mommyice:
If I may ask, is this some sort of tradition or just to make the mood jovial at weddings especially?

Tradition you say, the last I checked tradtion is anything a people do that is good so that their children may learn and adopt as culture. Do u see anything to learn, emulate or adopt as culture in that practice of money spraying.

whirlwind7:
Or worse still, the machine was invented with the target market being blacks.
The inventors know how vain a typical black man with some spare cash can be at ceremonies such as this.

All they need to convince the olodo is say: "Look here, my good man, you worked real hard to make that money. You shouldn't work so hard to spend it in style. Just load the cash in this compartment, release this catch button, point the device this way, and pull this trigger right here.........and there you go!"

The mumu will quickly order for a dozen of it...with the intention of selling some of it to his fellow retardz of like minds.

Pls don't say black race, its an insult to other blacks. This vanity is exclusive to only Nigerians cos have not seen anyother country doing it. The sad thing is that some white people have joined them but only do it cos they find it exciting. But we know why nigerians do it.

raypepe:
They can suck her balls for all I care

But I heard she/he has amputated his/her balls so categorically she doesn't have balls.

Festivalofholi:
*****Dis thread is for guys who r willing to learn. For those not willing to learn, u can keep spending ur money on a woman while another guy does d knacking. Ur choice.... God loves a cheerful giver after all.

****Women can never stop begging us guys for money, and u wonder why a girl who's neither ur wife nor ur fiancee keeps asking u for money. From experience, i've realised dat they do dat cos dey need our money badly. If u spend on her without fuccking her, she'll treat u like a maga and make carricature of u among her friends; both her male and female friends.

*****B4 i drop d reasons why women need our money, u must note dis:

**(1)Women love/want sex just as much as we do. FACT. Rumour has it dey enjoy it more dan us.

**(2)A lady who is willing to ask u for money is also willing to sleep with u. FACT.

***(3)If she is playing hard to get, don't be fazed, cos its normal. No sane lady will open her legs for a guy easily. FACT. But no matter who she is, no matter wot she claims, and no matter how she forms, if u do d right thing, u'll get her into ur bed without breaking a sweat.

***Now below r d reasons women need our money and why u must fucck her very well b4 giving it to her:

****(1) TO BOOST THEIR OVER-INFLATED EGO: Unlike guys, women r very conscious of demselves, how dey look and whether dey r good enough. A woman will always feel worthless and inferior if no guy has spend a dime on her, she'll feel she is not attractive enough. It makes dem have low seld-esteem. Dats y the few ones who actually work and earn well still ask guys for money. So women need our money not just to boost dem financially but also to boost their inflated ego. Dats y u must slay her kitten b4 giving it to her, cos she needs it.

***(2) MAJORITY OF DEM ARE JOBLESS: In reality, u will hardly see a jobless man, but we have lots of jobless women around who need our money. Most ladies can't afford their pants, bras, creams, makeups, shoes, clothes and hair without d help of a guy. So they literally cant do without our money. Another reason u must tear dat pusssy b4 giving her ur money.

****(3) POVERTY: This is the most common and obvoius reason why women beg us for money. Most of dem r literally waiting for a guy to liberate dem frm poverty plaguing their family. Dats y u see dem running after rich guys with cars, bankers, politicians and other well to do men. Most of dem who cant go into full time prostitution end up depending on a guy to survive. Save her frm poverty, but tear dat kitten first.

***(4)ITS THEIR MAJOR MEANS OF MAKING MONEY: Yeah, most women are naturally lazy, even if their is job opportunity, dey still wont want to work. They feel since they've got pussy, they can get wotever they want. So they take d easy way out by begging us for money. Guys dont fall for dem. Make sure u straff dem b4 giving dem ur hard-earned cash.

***(5)SOME ARE JUST LOOKING FOR MAGAS: Since a lot of foolish guys think money is the best way to impress a woman, women are taking advantage big time!! They run around dating different guys and collecting money frm dem, but they will always claim ur d only one dey r dating. Guys don't be a fool, hoe.s ain't loyal.

***(6) THEY THINK THEY ARE SMART: Yeah, since a lot of naija guys are magas who will do anything for pusssy, women will always see demselves as smart. And one way for a naija girl to test her smartness is to extract money frm guys. Guys wake up, she's just playing u. Always insist on having sex with her if she ask u for money.

****Women are cheap, don't let 'em intimidate u. U dont need to be rich, just package urself very well and make sure u have some few change to spare and u'll get any woman into ur bed.

Cc joseph1832 ebuboss bastien ezteem clerkent mrbrownj chygoz4eva and others.

Anothet one bites the dust