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Thank you Givan.

People get mind ooooo, I no fit eat that thing. E even resemble the guy wey carry am for the second pics.

Eheeeen, make we come do wetin?

He calls you, you send him money, you call him, he sends you money.
What's our business in all these?

Vegetables are not very cheap in this country oooo.
Except you reside in a rural area.

She sef go still be scammer.
Which non-scammer works with the Customs and NPF?

OP, have you heard of Okafor's law of congodynamics?

Offers the explanation you seek

Nna eeh, na to take my hand do house chores and manage be nanny with wifey oooo.

Imagine going out one-day and coming back to this kind of story.

Theoan:
two drug addicts

Ras Kimono was not into drugs.
Respect the legend son

Seun, are we back to the days of Tonto's gist littering Nairaland?

RIP legend.
These are the men with the true legendary status, not these bleaching IG warriors of today.

I no dey know all these people but how many times this Tchidi wan marry?

GavelSlam:
Ticketers, cleaners, drivers, carriage maintenance, rail maintenance, signals, security, IT infrastructure, HR, accountants, lawyers, administrators, media and medical etc.

You forgot pick pockets, runs babes and hawkers coming into there soon.

Take him to a psychiatric hospital. He definitely needs treatment.

Interesting

xreal:
What had it been feeding on?

Anyway, lalastic right now...

Rats obviously.
Trust our public school hostels esp girls'.

Dear OP, I do not know Ibadan axis well but I know UCH had a very nice psychiatry dept and with great service delivery.
Give them a call if you have no other recommendations.

IVF package
Congrats

Call lalasticlala to help show the world what you are passing through.
Another babe here fit pity you, step into the role

You still called her your babe sef.
It's all a ploy, don't be deceived. She knows what she wants and that is obviously not you.

It comes in steps.
1. She likes the guy and agrees to marry him but you aren't aware yet.

2. When it's obvious you'll get to know, she tells you herself and gives you that 'confusion transmission' story. (this is actually where you are now)

3. She plays the victim and blames you for getting angry. She backs it up by telling you that if you love her enough, you should show her support and not get mad.

4. In your anger, you say something that is harsh and she hinges on it to dump you.

5. She comes back after a lil while to invite you for her wedding to the guy. At this point, if you probe well, you'll see that the introduction was done while you were still calling her your babe sef.

Bro, I'm sorry to tell you that women are never confused. They know what they want and go for it,in this case bro, you lost.
If you can be honored with a valedictory session, accept it and move on.
Peace.

Go and make a report in the Stanbic bank.

ATM should have CCTV to help prove your point.

Like we were interested in her rants earlier

No be beetle I dey see so.

Irony of this country is that some peeps still drive beetle till now.

H

Action governor!

Money for state, project for ground!
Carry go!

Make person give them bottle and lock them all in one cell, whoever comes out alive carries the day.

Ndi mmuo!

Joel Obi and Onazi's juju strong sha

RIP

This is great.
Well done guys

God punish am there!
Because they no give am chop again.

Shameless old men

Eleyi gidi gan!