₦airaland Forum

slimfit1:
So an ordinary citizen can order something like this and the person can't be traced God save Nigeria.

It may be possible to hide owner of the goods. Fake ID can do a lot.

Good investigators can find out the owner or at least the person who helped ship the goods. But the Nigerian customs wanted it siezed, so they didn't care to find the owner.

philchudi:
Why was it seized?

Can you read?

fujirice:
And you had to call the guy a fool bc he turned down a request?
Bros, no be everybody go be like you na.

He didn't only turn down the request, he scolded her and called it disgusting!
If he had turned her down politely, she won't come here complaining.

SmartyPants:
Why are you being a slowpoke by creating your own facts and importing them into the narrative? Her stated reason for asking him to shave her is quite different from what you have stated her. Meanwhile she has not told you she is unsatisfied with the sex, has she??

What did you think she asked him to shaved for? You're an imb*ecile!

truthsayer007:
* Coughs.... Sir, would you like to take over from the BF ?

Next time quote my whole statement and bold mark where you disagree.

It is miserable having a fiance or fiancee who is terribly boring the in bed.

Marrying such a person would be a huge mistake.

kateskitty:
Ok so my fiancé and I are back together after much argument but I have since seen how what caused our problem was serious and decided to change my ways. However, we now have a new problem.
So I was reading this blog post by some marriage counselor and it was about something like things to do with your spouse before you get married to know just how strong your bond will be. And what caught my attention was about shaving, it said that couples should be comfortable with shaving each other.

So I asked my fiance if he could shave me "down there" and to my greatest surprise he said and I quote "you no get hand"
I always thought that my fiance was the one who loved more between the both of us, but I'm beginning to doubt that.
Now I'm not too bothered about him not wanting to shave me "down below" but he is now begin defensive, asking me why would I ask him to do something that disgusting and if he is a barber.
This got me pissed and we are no longer talking.

Oh my oh my!! This is very hilarious!

You have every right to be upset. Your fiance is a m*oron and very unenlightened! He probably thought you were somehow lazy to do it by yourself and thought you wanted to use him as a servant! Many Nigerian men have this dumb mentality (as most comments on this thread show)! Some would start claiming religion told them it is a sin! Religion is dumbing down many Nigerians!

The fool didn't know you asked him to do it in order to spice up the sex life in your relationship. This type of guy will NEVER go down on you, he would see it as an abomination! And he's also the type that won't bother if you came during sex. He may not even not know that women can climax.

My woman and I do this shaving thing to each other once in a while as fore*play because it always ends up with us having an explosive sex. It is a very sexy thing to do to each other! We do other things too! Sex is not only about pulling pants down and inserting a dick into a vagina! Explore!

If your so-called fiance can't even shave you for sex, then you have a big problem. Having a partner you're sexually compatible with, is crucial in a relationship. You're someone who likes to explore sexually while the guy is sexually boring as hell. if he's not your type, now is the time to dump his as*s before it is too late. If you marry him, you will end up being sexually unsatisfied in your marriage which may lead to cheating.

You can't afford to be sexually frustrated for the rest of your life with this guy.

xynerise:
"How are you?" may sound polite to some group of people or culture but not to the African culture especially Nigeria.

Do you dare tell an elderly man or woman "How are you?" without getting this evil look and opened case in the community?

I was having this discussion with a friend and we started taking about the above topic then he told me;

Just imagine you saw a kid and call his name and the next comment he made was " Hey brother, how are you?"

Well, e sound somehow sha....

Does it actually shows disrespect or we Nigerians are just too respect conscious?

Only illiterates are offended by that.

Dictatorial tendency

FromZeroToHero:
Hi everyone,

There is this lady I want to marry. We've done introduction and about doing our Trad wedding. But my problem is that she has a vaginal odour. Is not as if she is dirty o, but i don't know the cause of that odour despite her neatness.

Please, does anyone know the cause and remedy of vaginal Odour. Thanks

She may have Yeast Infection. It is a common disease a woman might have once or many times in her life depending on her hygiene.

Yeast infection is not harmful to a woman's health but it makes a vagina stink due to excess Yeast. The yeast is a fungus that normally lives in the vagina in small numbers. So in other words, a vaginal yeast infection means that too many yeast cells are growing in the vagina and it's treatable.

Most yeast infections are caused by a type of yeast called Candida albicans. A healthy vagina has many bacteria and small number of yeast cells.

The most common bacteria Lactobacillus acidophilus, help to keep other organisms like the yeast under control.

When something happens to change the balance of these organisms, yeast can grow too much and cause symptoms. Taking antibiotics sometimes causes this imbalance. The high estrogen levels caused by pregnancy or hormone therapy can also cause it. So can health problems, like diabetes or HIV infection.

To treat it, you can use an antifungal cream, or a suppository that you can put into your vagina, or antifungal tablets that you can swallow. Yeast infections are common during pregnancy. If you're pregnant, don't use medicine for a yeast infection without talking to your doctor first.

Most Nigerian women think having a stinky vagina is normal. No it's not! It could be yeast infection or a more serious infection.

You must tell your woman if you love her. If she's the educated and understanding type, she'll appreciate being told. She needs to visit a gynecologist for diagnosis and treatment.

Another advice to all women: don't wash your inner vagina with soap, use ordinary water or don't wash it at all because your inner vagina cleans itself, that's the job of Lactobacillus acidophilus. Washing outer vagina is a must, use only water or mild soap. Your vagina should be washed once a day and after sex.

Don't only focus on looking good and dressing well, keep your vagina clean and healthy!

He's exhibiting signs of serious mental illness.

Nigerians are crazy about pillars.

They are running away from religious nuts in Nigeria.
They want the contestants to be free to do whatever they want.

Nigerian military is a street gang and thieves.

They're ugly except the one wearing a white gown.

AutoJoshNG:
The way traffic accidents are increasing in Nigeria is getting alarming ,the funny thing is that most of it can be avoided .The question is what can we do about it ? .

1.Fix The Bad Roads
This is more than obvious ,the bad roads have to be fixed .Huge pot holes are still visible on some major roads .To reduce accidents ,first the government has to get the roads fixed .

2.Traffic Lights
Its so sad that some major areas in Lagos for example ,don’t still have traffic lights in round-abouts and junctions.When the traffic lights are there,some of them don’t even work.To prevent accidents traffic lights need to work and using them have to be enforced.A lot of folks skip traffic lights and are not penalized for it ,because there is no adequate monitoring system (cameras) .

[b]3.Truck Restrictions
Out of every 10 accidents about 6 are linked to trucks and tankers. Trucks and tankers should be restricted to move only at night .It would drastically reduce accidents on the road.[/b]

4.Use Of Trains
Trains are more safer according to statistics,the possibility of a train getting involved an accident is very low.Trains should be used especially for flammable substances.I think they should also be used to transport livestock,I am tired of seeing cows loose their lives .I know there is inadequate railway channels to accommodate this plans ,so adequate railway system should be put in place as well.

5.Restriction Of Herdsmen
This dudes just do any how and in some major roads , they come out from nowhere with their cows .There are cases where it has caused accidents.If there are restrictions on certain roads(especially major roads) it would help.

6.Imposing Maintenance
I know this sounds crazy ,but what if maintenance on a regular basis is imposed ,it would drastically reduce the rate of accidents .To make it more effective ,there should be a steep fine for defaulters .

7.Speed Limiters
I think speed limiters would also help a lot especially in Danfo buses .

I know you have some things to add ,kindly comment and share too.

https://autojosh.com/opinion-6-ways-accidents-can-reduced-nigeria/

All you listed are vital but the one I marked bold is a bit of a stretch. It makes absolutely no sense to restrict trucks or any vehicle for that matter, to a particular time of the day. It is like vehicle curfew. It is illogical. One of the benefits of having a vehicle is unrestricted movement. You can move yourself or goods from destination to another at any time.

Of course, you're right that trucks and tankers cause most of the crashes but it has nothing to do with the time of the day. It has everything to do with the truck drivers! Most Nigerian truck drivers are totally incompetent to drive trucks or any heavy duty vehicle!

In advance societies, driver licences are issued according to the type of vehicle you wish to use it for and you must go through a stringent process - driving exams both in theory and practical before the licence is issued. Unfortunately, this process is nonexistent in Nigeria. Anyone can obtain a driver license in Nigeria without even physically going to the license office! What a shame!

Our corrupt politicians travel to civilized societies a lot and yet don't implement in Nigeria what they see in Western countries!. When they're "sick" they rush to the best hospitals in Western countries and yet do nothing about hospitals in the country that in terrible condition!

Until govt. starts implementing good driver license process and the items in your list, vehicle crashes will only worsen.

Note: Use car crash instead of car accident. Almost all crashes stem from driver behavior like drinking, distracted driving and other risky activity. Human recklessness can't be an accident. Few are caused by vehicle malfunctions, weather and other factors.

It is baffling that most Nigerians still believe in juju/witchcraft or diabolic sh*it in this modern day!

Sick ancient mentality still prevails in this progressively backward country! That's what moribund education system causes!

Nigeria has become one of the worst places in the world to get quality education. What a shame!

Why is Buhari killing peaceful Igbo protesters while doing absolutely nothing about fulani terrorists who have been busy killing Southerners!
Don't we have freedom to protest in Nigeria anymore? We can't co-exist with Northern barbaric animals! Enough is enough!

On the other, why were IPOB holding a "Solidarity Rally" for Trump, a racist? I'm not sure they really know who Trump is!

jesfrosh:
YES YES

N:B - Original names have been changed for Private reasons


It all started last year when me and a friend needed somewhere to stay,so we started scouting for free apartments around my school,then one day my friend John called me,said he found a guy that needed roommates and was asking for 80k#,I asked him to make enquiries and find out if the guy can take in 2 people.

After talking to the guy John said him and the guy had concluded that we both could come in and agreed on #50k each,we went to the place and it was in a raz environment but we were in urgent need of a place to stay so we took the place.

6months down the line John had moved out Cuz he didn't pay fully and I was left alone with the guy at the apartment,just last two weeks he said his junior sis gained admission and that he's going to serve February and so he's going to give his sister his place in the room,I was like Wtf :-/, so his sister moved in last week..... chai the girl set die.....so I've recently been thinking how only me and this girl would stay alone in a self contain apartment without any ********* happening,because January first I made a resolution to no do fisting and player this year , but it's not been easy whenever she's in the room I can't even wear only boxers cus my blokos would be showing..... I can't polute the air (mess) in peace :-( , and I can't come out of the toilet without tieing my towel,it's just been one week tho.....I don't talk to the girl much tho.... but it's not been easy.....I can't imagine how the next few months with this girl would be.....I'd keep you guys posted....I need advice from experienced people tho....so share your experiences here too
:-)



don't mind my grammatical blunders tho

Control your damn self!!

This is why Nigeria is so backward in every human development and progress!

The largest ghetto in world where lazy illiterates believe in juju, rituals and imaginary god than Science and handwork!!

Even in this era of easy access to the internet where one could be enlightened, yet it is absurd that most Nigerians are in darkness mentally and massively benighted!!

I love seeing gullible fools lose their money.

Nigerian military should scraped and rebuilt!

NgeneUkwenu:
I learned from dependable sources yesterday, that Chuddy, the Criminal initiator of the ponzi scheme in Nigeria, has relocated to Philippine with his MMM Wife to enjoy their loot

Chuddy and his wife are very happy and enjoying their loot.
Most Nigerians are plain st*upid.

They're right!
Nigerian military is the most incompetent in the world! It's a laughing stock of the world!

Benwems:
Shut up your mouth. Why doea he not make corruption report about tinubu? Hypocrite.

I knew an ignorant fool, a corruption lover will respond.
Sahara Reporters is no respecter of corrupt people. They expose everyone!

I would masturbate all day to feel female orgasm!

Corrupt as*sholes!

The toddler should be taken away from her evil mother.

Good for them!
I still don't understand why Nigerian govt. doesn't think of building Solar power stations to create stable electricity in the country!

danowena:
I don't understand the logic behind it but one thing I know is that MMM is not desperate. If MMM was despirate, they would have matched me long ago. I have PHed 3 Million naira and I am waiting patiently to be matched so I can pay immediately.
I believe if MMM was drowning or sinking as the media seem to portray, they would have used the opportunity of those of us that have PHed in large figures to pay up those that GHed in small figures (but it won't be funny making those bank transactions as the number of people to be paid could be up to 50). I know so many of my colleagues (over 15) that PHed 500K and above but are waiting patiently to be matched.

So please, everyone should calm down.We were meant to use spare money only.
Below is the screen shot.

You're just plain st*upid to waste ₦3 Million on a ponzi scam even after numerous warnings!!

Daytonbale:
I met a lady, approached her, she accepted me after some months. We have dated for 9 months now, but when i met her she told me that she has a man that wants to marry her, that she dated him for like 1year and 6 months. We love ourselves, every thing has been going well with two of us.

I asked her, "will you marry me?", she said "No" that some else is there to marry her. I said no issue about that. I forgot anything marriage with her, we only date , so we have been dating since then. I forget everything about marriage with her .

I was surprise when she told me that she has changed her mind, that she will marry me. What should I do ?
That the man is not Serious with her that she loves me.

Am confused cuz she told me point blank that she cant marry me .
Am financially ok, I'm confused. I need help

Please help

Why would you marry a woman who was f*ucking you when she had another relationship with another man whom she wanted to marry? She was cheating on both of you guys!

After the guy dumped her, she now wants to marry you! Are you even sure she didn't have a third guy?

Don't marry her, she's a cheater! Never marry a woman who said NO to you (because of another man) when you asked her to marry you!

If you look at the id*iot's pic, you will realize he looks like an imb*ecile!

It is astonishing and disgraceful that some benighted people here on Nairaland are elated that Omoyele Sowore, a corruption fighter, was barred from leaving Nigeria!

Anyone who has a viable brain cell would support this poor guy! In a great society, Omoyele Sowore would be revered and protected by the masses. Fighting corruption in the world's largest ghetto (Nigeria) is very dangerous because not only the corrupt politicians would go after you, most Nigerians are corrupt and will fight you too!

Omoyele Sowore should have left immediately he was released by the police! What a big mistake! Corrupt politicians won't rest until they jail him finally. They've been targeting Omoyele Sowore since he establish Sahara Reporters. He used to sneak in and out of Nigeria without being noticed. But this time around, he made his presence known and they got him.

This is a bit similar to what happened to Nnamdi Kanu, who made a big mistake by entering Nigeria via airport instead of by road via the Cotonou border.