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iluvpomo:
You clown ... a few days ago you created a thread celebrating your girlfriend cooking for you (see here) ... Unoaku Anyadike is way out of you league.

chatinent:
Copyright : This post was written by Richie of Chatinent. All right reserved. No part of this should be transmitted to an unknown source without acknowledgments or prior consent and allowance by the author.
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1. Cured from. An ill persons get cured of the illness and not otherwise.
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2. Deprived from. You get deprived of your right not deprived from them.

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3. Die from. When sb gets sick and dies, they die of an ailment and not from it.
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NOTE: Humans die of illness,of hunger,of thirst,of or from wounds; from over work,by violence,by the sword,by pestilence, in battle, for their country,for a cause,through neglect,on the scaffold,at the stake.
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4. Indifferent from. Sb can only be indifferent to sth or sb not otherwise.
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5. It is brisket bone not biscuit bone. Naija, haba!
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6. You get accused of sth, not accused for it.
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7. You get accustomed to and not with sth.
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8. You get ashamed of sth and not ashamed for/on it.
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9. You get anxious about sth and not anxious by/to it.
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10. You get angry with sb or sth and not angry for/against.
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- We get angry with a person, however, angry at a thing: He was at the dog not with with the dog.
- you also get annoyed with sb/sth, vexed with, indignant with a person, but at a thing.
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11. You aim at sb/sth not to it. Always use the preposition at to talk about direction.
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12. You boast for sth and not boast about it.
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13. You congratulate sb on sth and not for sth.
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14. You get covered with sth and not by it.
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15. You become glad about sth not of/from sth.
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16. You become independent of [/b]sb/sth not from them.
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17. And, you become [b]dependant on sb/sth not by/of them.
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18. You insist on doing sth not insist to doing it.
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19. You persist sb in doing sth not persist them on doing sth.
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20. You become jealous of sb or sth not jealous from them.
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21. You leave for a place not to a place.
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22. You live on sth not from sth.
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Also, you gaze at, stare at, etc. But: look after (= take care of), look for (=try to find), look over (=examine), look into (=examine closely), look on or upon (=consider), look down on (=have a low opinion of), look up to (=respect), look out for (=expect), look forward to (= expect with pleasure),
Look to (= rely on).
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24. You get interested in sb or sth, not on them.
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25. You guard against sth/sb not from them.
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26. You are Bad at, clever at, quick at, slow at, doing sth and not otherwise.
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27. Sb cannot be plumpy in nature, they can only be plump.
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28. You prefer sth/sb to sth/sb and not prefer sth/sb from sb/sth.
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Bonus: Abeg, Enugu guys, it ls not 'baby, you are my hall and hall.' The word is all.
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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?act=ST&f=33&t=333&st=0#entry613
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KKKWHITE:
if no sex before marriage, the lady shouldn't expect money from the guy before marriage also it goes both ways

Leonbonapart:
Both doctors and science are contrary to the word and will of God...
science should explain how a virgin was able to conceive with sperm or knowing a man, how the burning furnace couldn't hurt the four, how a man was raised to heaven with his body, soul and spirit....

I am on the LORD'S side

CrescentMoon:
The first time I became aware of me falling sick was in 2007. I was 26 at the time. Since then it has been a myriad of medical troubles.

It has been cycles of malaria, bacterial infections, disc problems and headache. Every night, I take drugs before I could be able to sleep. I always have antimalarials, antibiotics, nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs and muscle relaxants handy. If malaria symptoms occur, I would take antimalarials and there would be improvement within minutes. And would then complete the dosage in 3 days. By fourth day, symptoms of bacteria infection would occur; I would take ciprofloxacin and get relieved within minutes. Once I complete the dosage, headache would strike, and once aspirin is taken, I get well. But I would keep repeating aspirin every night until gastric ulceration sets in. I would then buy omeprasole and cimetidine to treat ulcer. While ulcer treatment is ongoing, malaria would strike again, and I would take antimalarials. If antimalarials don't work, I would know that the symptoms are bacterial and take antibiotic. If there is no relief, I would combine antimalarials and antibiotic and there would be a relief. It has been like this since 2007. I don't go to hospital again because I have grown to know these symptoms and what doctors would prescribe.

For the past 2 weeks, I have been battling 'herniated disc' problem in my lower back. It started the day I bent down suddenly and I heard a snapping sound at my back bone. I started using norflex, calcium supplement and diclofenac. I feel mild relief because I can't stop my daily hustle to rest while the disc heals. If I dont work in a day, I won't eat or pay bills.

Note that I undergo HIV test almost weekly.

How do the poor tackle medical problems in this hellhole of a country?

Lalasticlal.a, please help me move this to fp.

Adikam:
see all of una wey dey form big 4 NL no sabi say gas wey get metre full naja. if u doubt my own getam I fit send u d pic.

DeGuyNxtDoor:
this is the one I have right in my kitchen bro...sight the metre?

DeGuyNxtDoor:
Believe it or not, gas explosions are more common than you think. So what can you do if you hear a hissing sound, or smell gas inside your home?

1.Check the stove: If it's safe, walk over to your stove and make sure all your burners are turned off. It's a common mistake: Someone bumps into the stove, and the gas is accidentally turned on.

2. Keep the lights off: Don't turn the lights on, as that could spark an explosion if gas is present. Make sure you have a flashlight handy.

3. Open all the doors and windows: Make sure you ventilate the house. Keep doors and windows open, that'll help get any gases out.

4. Know where your gas meter is located: When there isn't an emergency, go outside your home and check to see where your meter is, and how to operate it. You can shut it off if you smell gas. Use a wrench to turn the valve from the on to off positions.

5. Get out: finally, you should make sure you evacuate your home. Get a safe distance away — across the street will work. Once you feel safe, call for help.



http://www.today.com/home/how-avoid-gas-explosion-5-tips-can-save-your-life-t104161

lifeispeace:
Good afternoon my big nairaland family...
I'm in peril right now...
My ex boss has taken all the joy and happiness in my life...

I recently got a job in a small law firm as a secretary with a small amount of salary for startup..
Just 2weeks ago, I noticed that my boss started growing cold towards me...
I searched myself several times to know if I had offended him in any way.... I was always punctual in my place of work, courteous to visitors, and always polite....
He went away on a trip, and sent a letter for me through mail that my services won't be needed any more that I shouldn't bother to come back...

I was shocked perplexed and everything bad thing you can think of...

I am so sad... He hasn't paid me my 2months salary and he has said he won't be able to pay because of recent downturn in revenue in the office.. The first month he said this I continued working because I felt he will eventually pay... Now he has retrenched me, I'm hopeless....
I have borrowed things on credit hoping to pay when he pays me... Now I'm severely stranded...
I am so vexed right now....
I know I can't afford a lawyer to sue him but Karma is surely my strengthhold...
I'm really tempted to expose the firm.. But you will never know when it could come back to haunt you...

In this life I will surely make it against all odds... Nevertheless all enemies of progress like my former boss and plenty more that are coming

Mynd44:
We are probably all used to gear shifts as joystick lookinbut knobs? Thats weird right?

The RAM 1500 hemi is even worse as it looks like the volume controller for the car stereo. Imagine trying to reduce/increase volume and find out you are suddenly going backwards

Picture credits

http://autoweek.com/article/car-news/another-fca-gear-shifter-investigated-rollaway-risk-following-crashes

http://www.allpar.com/model/ram/2013-ram.html

The third image is worse, it is raining, you are trying to turn on your wiper and you blow your transmission

Credit for the third: https://twitter.com/KeefBoy_/status/865022528015781888

lyricalz:
Sell ur phone on olx, jiji or anywhere then add money to acquire the one of ur choice, simple as that.

praizblog:
Shola Ogudu is one hot mama...See another below...



Source :: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/04/wizkids-baby-mama-shola-ogudu-is-one.html?m=0

Ndiofe:
Who else? Afonja!

kateskitty:
Please quick question.
You are invited for an interview and asked to make a PowerPoint presentation to show your IT skills.
What do you do
Do you make something simple and professional
Or
Do you make something playful with lots of graphics and animation.

Sezua:
Fidelity bank invited with sms. Different company different methods. But this smells like scan tho.

lexzylee:
Sequel to your response to the published job for customer service duty, Nitro Gas Limited in affiliation with ACR GROUP NIGERIA, have considered you to have an interview session with ACR GROUP.


This interview session is going to be of two phases, a written test and oral session, which would last for about 2 hours.

Should you have any suggestion, inconvinience date for the interview, kindly write us to know when to reschedule you if the vacant position still available.

The interview is going to be with Deputy Managing Director, Human Resources Manager and the Managing Director.

Date: Monday, 3rd April , 2017.
Time: 9 am prompt
Venue: No 95, Ikorodu Road, Fadeyi bus/stop, Fadeyi Lagos State.

Human Resources Desk
Anne Adekunle
acrng.com.

cktheluckyman:
My dear I went to a university. Some courses used to be in a faculty.Today they have been moved to another faculty,it doesn't make less of a graduate people who graduated earlier.I have a B.Eng in an Engineering course.People who graduated in the 70s were awarded Bsc in Engineering. Today it is been called B.Eng.That doesn't make anyone less of a graduate

yhemster:
Dear Mr. Autojosh,

I will like to correct a false claim in your article. The term [M+S] definitely mean "Mud and Snow" but it's never classified as a winter tyre. Any tyre that carries the label [M+S] is called "All Season" tyre, which means its can serve both in the winter and summer. The designated winter tyres will definitely have the label "winter" written on it or have images of snowflakes. I personally have seen cars with winter tyres on them, I advised the drivers to get rid of them not because of the damage to the road but they're noisy tyres especially upwards 60mph.

I don't know if winter tyres damages Nigerian roads.

Fogman:
Headrest DVD player (pair) N50k, installation N5k

2. Yes, dash DVD for Rav4 available. Which model?

We are located at Abule Egba, Lagos but my installers can ve to vehicle location to install

Fogman:
Available

pocohantas:
What would you do in this situation?
If I were the wife...

carzola:
This is why Christians are hypocrites
And brainwashed buffoons.. The simple
Things of nature that a lame man can decipher they would say its God.

saints2:
The British High Commission in Nigeria, Andrew Fleming and his adorable son rocked Made-in-Nigeria dresses to an event recently. They took photos while getting ready to step out. They looked good!

Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2017/01/madeinnaija-uk-high-commissioner-andrew.html

CplusJason:
The coming together of two ancestors.

Chrisrare:
Diversionary tactics? Lol... I've met lots of peeps like you. That was how a guy came here on nl claiming to have healed a lady with HIV. The thread made front page and a lot of peeps took him to be real until his ass was busted. People like u who go about claiming miracles happen are either delusional or just looking for pple to scam. U want them to believe spiritual miracles are real so they will come to ur church and empty their coffers... Lol.. Good thing people are getting wiser these days. God cured ur cancer but at the same time allowed thousands of children to die of hunger and sickness, plus other terrible stuffs that happen to them daily, like child molestation and rap.e.. What a sick God..

Chrisrare:
And u failed to answer my questions.. Why do miracles cease to take place in situations where luck or coincidence can't help? If i bring an amputated man to u, can u pray for him so his limbs can regrow?

Chrisrare:
If ur God is real and performs miracles, why didn't he prevent d cancer from plaqueing u? He only performed d so called miracle after u must have undergone several cancer treatments.

If God is real, y doesn't he heal amputtees?? Why do miracles fail in situations where luck and coincidence cant solve the situation? The blind get healed, d deaf, d dumb, d lame, cancer patients, hiv patients, they all get miraculous healing thru men of God, but take an amputated/limbless man to these same men of God dat performed d healings and all of a sudden, d ''miracles'' ceases to work, cos there is no way d so called men of God can dubiously manipulate an amputated limb to grow.

So wen i say miracles are just luck and coincidence, i know what i'm saying. We have all experienced miraclulous happenings in our lives, they r due to luck or coincidence. But because some peeps cant explain how it happened, dey attribute it to a spiritual being.