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Ummh, maybe because there are no jobs!!

Idowuogbo: Lmao! Meannnnnn!

Idowuogbo Signature: Never mistake my endurance for hospitality

That line really cracked me up!

It's like saying a Rhinocerous is good tempered!

anior: Thick women rules!!!!

You meant to say FAT women. There's nothing sexy about a FAT woman.

queenvic: Going form Post to post insulting Nigerians ?? R U Mad or stupid ? Ive read your posts and you are definitely one of dose infiltrators who get green passport and PRETEND to be Nigerian to support your starving family in either Angola or Otugongo!! Commot from here o! What happened to you did your Naija girlfriend dump u for having a small dick OR are you just...FOOL.

You killed that POS

CAMEROONPRIDE: can you kindly list me those allies? When you at it do you sincerely think they will lift their fingers for some African?

You're probably blind for you not to see where I named a few allies in my previous quote. When there was a revolution in Libya, who were the people that helped liberate it's government. Is Libya not an African country?. Do you know the ties Nigeria has with it's allies. You're not even a Nigerian and I'm here wasting my time.

I don't think there are Nigerians in Pakistan apart from a few who only go there for terror training and what not but all the same, they're still Nigerians. I say let them try killing our countrymen in that POS called a country. We would not only kill those bastards Pakistanis in our country, all those lebanese, thai, vietnamese and so called expertrates would totally be wiped out.

[quote author=bykes][/quote]Pakistan better than Nigeria?!! You're absolutely funny..

CAMEROONPRIDE: Lol @ Nl war mongers/analysts ....Pakistan is a nuclear power Oooo a word is enough for the wise ...abeg free them oo...still cursing the people who made us neighbors, wish I could send Nigeria in the Sahara...

Yeah, they have nuclear weapons and so what?!!. Do you think they would be able to shoot their missles all the way from Pakistan directly to Nigerian if there's a war between the two countries? They would need a base to a country close to Nigeria in Africa and no country in Africa want's to go to war with Nigeria. First because of our military might and secondly, we're close alies to countries like France, the U.K and U.S.A. So if those c0ck-sucking damn Islamic Indians called Pakistanis wants a war with Nigeria, they're going to war against our allies too which wouldn't go well for them.

He took the coward way out. When there's life there's hope now he has left his spouse and children in this present Nigeria where the economic situation is too bad to fend for themselves. How would they survive without the head? I wish them strenght and hope to go through this trying time first for the lost of their father and husband and the trials that are about to come. One love!

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Enoquin: calm down and read what he wrote again....your type crams without understanding a word.

'' My type cram without understanding a word ''. If you had an idea of what the hell I was talking about maybe you should have given you own views instead of being an ignorant fool. So sit down, shut the fuc-k up and go paint your face since it's what your ''type'' are good at. TRAMP!

Inik: The all seeing eye of horus is a prominent illuminati symbol. I agree that the free masons are a different group from the illuminati. I am convinced that they exist side by side with the illuminati and have the same goals. There is a stage you get to in free masonry that will make it necessary for you to join the illuminati, i think it is the 33rd degree. It is true that some music artists falsely claim to be members of these sects so as to sell their albums. Lol....let's not derail this thread further.

First, thanks for agreeing the illuminati is a totally different society from the fraternity the Freemasons and also about artistes falsely claiming to be members of the sect. Still though I don't agree they work side by side though as I believe that the society Illuminati has faded into the past. Sorry for the harsh and demunitive words in my past quotes and comment. I'm sometimes a juggernaut.. LOL ..

50calibre: There is no smoke without fire, there is always an element of truth or reality to every conspiracy theory. We all know the illuminati existed sometime in the 18 century, so the question is - do they exist today? There is yet no proof to either confirm nor refute their existence but from stories and history, the illuminati is a higher secretive order of the Freemasons, with most movers and shakers of this world as members. A mansonic grand master confirmed this.

However even if the illuminati existed, jay z and all the others are nothing but pawns and puppets by the main men behind the scene.

Remember some group of scientist came together to form the society Illuminati which means the ''enlightened ones''. They saw the flaws in the Catholic church and wanted to destroy the church and enlighten the minds of people back when the church where persecuting innocent people for no reason and also when a pope had more power than a king. They were in hiding because they didn't want to be killed or persecuted by the church so they held secret meetings and used code and sign letters to each others with their alias. This is a new generation and people are more enlightened, why continue hiding, why still be secretive if they still exist since the church of this generation has no power to persecute them.

You compare the Freemasons and the enlightened ones ( ILLUMINATI ) like they're one entity with illuminati being the head and more secretive. I have read varieties of books even a book written by a Masonic grand master in the U.K I think and in no chapter did he mention of a super head in their society named ILLUMINATI. The Freemason is not a secret society, virtually every world power, scientists, pastors, politicians are members so why do you feel Illuminati still exist are just being secretives and keeping their cool. Have one thing in mind, the Illuminati had one goal and that was enlightenment while the Freemasons are just about making humanity live under one ruler ( New world order ) so that makes them totally different entities.

Now to my final point, why is it only the hip-hop artiste such as JayZ, Kanye, RickRoss, Rihanna are acknowledging the existence of Illuminati, what happened to people from other genre of music and other works of life. Why do they flaunt the signs of Freemasons ( The all seeing eye and the triangle which is another moniker of the masonic square and the compass) in their shows when the true symbol of illuminati is an ambigram of the word ILLUMINATI.

I think this hip-hop artiste saw a cheap way to get cheap publicity and they're making it big. There's a new album from Kanye called ''Yezus'' which sounds like Jesus and every tom dick and harry I know are buying the album because of the publicity Kanye has created about him being a member of the society Illuminati. Think!

Inik: My brother my brain is not pea sized, it is actually larger than yours. The Illuminati sect exists and is real.
The illuminati that existed in the early days of the catholic church was purely comprised of scientists who sought to preserve scientific knowledge. The catholic church persecuted them cos most of their beliefs contradicted the teachings of the church. The church was not able to wipe them off totally. Remnants of the sect managed to survive and overtime evolved into the modern illuminati sect.
The top goal of the modern illuminati sect is to achieve a “one world government” and to subjugate all religions and governments in the process. The modern illuminati sect is evil and satanists are the major members and they can be found in all fields of human endeavour. Musicians like jay-z, kanye west, lady gaga etc are connected to the sect. You can call me a conspiracy theorist if you like but i am saying the truth.

Ok, so your brain is not all pea sized afterall. I agree with you on some thesis to some point. I do not believe that the Illuminati society evolved to become this modern generation society. The society passed away long ago but some new societies such as the Freemason came after the passing of the old society which one of their main goal is the new world order as you said. Let me ask you a question, what's the sign of the logo of Illuminati? To my own knowledge and from books I've read so far, their sign/logo is an ambigram of the word Illuminati. The sign Jay Z and other hip-hop artiste display when they're performing their shows is that of the all seeing eye and a triangle which is another moniker for the Freemasons which is the Masonic square and the compass. Ok, why would a so called member or follower of illuminati be displaying a sign of another society the Masons!. Think! I guess you would say they both are the same society but you're actually wrong. While the Freemasons or The Masons as they like to be called exist, the Illuminati or the enlightened ones is a society that has faded through time. So my point is, all this conspiracies about these hip-hop artiste being members of Illuminati are all false. It's just a publicity stunt to make more money.

Inik: That was a silly action by the fan. On behalf of the illuminati sect i wish to express my outrage and great displeasure and convey my deepest condolence and sympathy to our chairman Jay-z over the ugly incident of the tapping of his wife's butt. We will discuss this incident in our next meeting and we will fish out the offending fan out and deal with him mercilessly!!! We urge kim kardashian the wife of our vice chairman Kanye west to be on the alert as there may be a few psychotic fans lurking around her waiting for an opportunity to tap her butt

You illuminati? Dude I just can't stop laughing. Do you know what the terminology ILLUMINATI means? How can you be a member of a society that has long passed and does not exist anymore and you're seriously taking this shi-t seriously. You have problems men, you need go see a shrink so they could do some psycho-analysis of that pea sized brain of yours. Go buy books and read about the society ILLUMINATI about how they started and about how the catholic church wiped them out during the period of catholic tyranny. My people die of ignorance. I can sure tell you neither Jay Z, Beyonce nor Kanye are members. They're just using the name Illuminati for publicity stunts so you damn fools could buy their album and listen to their crap.

Nice one.

Back in the day when I was still a teenager the only thing on my mind was food, chasing girls and football same with the teenagers back then. I had problems with bullies and abusive teachers at school and I never one day thought of blowing up my school. In this new age, there're lot of demented teenagers/children out there. Is the world going more crazy everyday? Everyday you hear in the media crimes perpetrated by these children. If it's not a teenage kid bludgeoning his baby sister to death because he thinks the parents loved her more, it's a teenager in a terrorist plot or one trying to make a bomb to blow his school or teenagers who abuses drugs and alcohol. What happened to their innocence? What happened to kids being fun and happy? We need to do something, the world is going down South into the hills of destruction. Parents needs to be more active and monitor and keep 24/7 surveillance of their children activities. What they watch on T.V should be cencored, who they hang out with should be scruitinized as one bad egg might spoil the others. I'm very sad for the degrading fall of our society and the world we live in today.

Young po413: What if the parents can't afford either?you see where the problem lies?

She could get her lazy as-s up and go get a job.

[quote author=Cheg-goon]The only language love in nigeria understands is #OwoKudiEgo#
Mtcrewwww love without money in 9ja is love not love...ok mak she wan buy always or ladycare mak u cum dey tell her the story say na Gooluck be jonathan make be she no go leave u go marry another person...
If she is not askin money from u,may be u dey wash her plug well...but 9ja girls way ‎me kw ...feran owo ju emi won lo..#gbabe#[/quote]You are what's gone with the society and if you're a lady as I can't seem to tell from your handle then you are a shame and disgrace to your gender all over the world. I believe true love exist and like other special things in life, it is rare. Anyone who has unbiased, untainted true love should be happy as all I see now around me is a give and take kind of relationships. The girls/women of our society idealogy has been changed and brainwashed to thinking if a man wants to get into their pants, he must spend some cash and it sickens me. An example of what's gone wrong with the ladies of today is you statement highlighted above. If you need lady care or pampers or whatever you guys use and you're not a working class person, why not be a lady and ask from your parent instead of pestering the poor sucker you call your boyfriend. He's your boyfriend/lover and not your father so sit down and STFU.

DailyNews: you just committed another great offence some 21st century women do commit in their marriages which often leads to divorce.

Trying to be equal to men and comparing.

The moment gender equality gets so much into your head as a woman, you are finished, and take it or leave it, you can never make a good wife. Most feminists always end up single mothers or divorcees.

Trying to ensure that whatever you do, he must do, can lead to arguments and breakup. As a woman, you must learn to tolerate and ignore certain things, knowing that he is a man and has some natural lapses.

You're absolutely right.

This is getting old and boring. Unto the the next one.

illitrate: And will his visit deposit money in people's account?
Someday people will beg to just visit.

Ah! I was about to write something in response to your comment but your user handle just said it all..

Everywhere in Nairaland, you see people using the exclamation '' Shaking my head '' and it has gotten too irritating that anyone uses this with no reason whatsoever. Una go shake una head till e go break one day. SMH!

Asa is a dyke. I thought everyone knew that with the way she dresses and some of her songs are always about the way men abuses women in a relationship and to top that, she's not appeared in any events with a beau..

Most teenagers/youths spend their average time listening to rap music, engaging in all sort of anti-social behaviours like drug/alcohol abuse and spend the rest of their time on the internet while ignoring their studies and you expect them to excel in their exams..

[quote author=*Semuhle*Baby*]lol dude am tired, i do not have the energy to argue with you all night. Just believe what you want to believe ok. Lets just leave it at that [/quote]Finally, I thought you loved arguments. Well, you've met your match today.. LOL ..

Sexily Endowed: lmfao bru its the xhosas

Haha! Totally hilarious. I can just imagine me being a foreigner in South Africa for the first time then a dude walks by and goes kakikoka click click kakaroooooo!.. I would go ballistic on that dude men!!

LOL

Sorry folks, I mean no harm but I am quite curious as to which tribe in South Africa that uses the clicking sound as a means of communication.

scobaba: So I shud be shy and mugu-like to be called a taurus?

@ d end of my post I said 'na play o', but cos u have so much problems around, you still want to talk.

On May 20th you will see my name on the bday list.

The D.O.S of my dept, subsequently S.U.G D.O.S and recently welfare member of my work place. If I'm anti-social nd shy how would I have gotten all these positions?

Pally if u really have all those traits you mentioned, its not TAURUS, its the same problem 'ted bundy' the serial killer had......oga u need help seriously.

Dude, your quote about my comment seemed to me obscenic and immature. Maybe we have different ideas about the meaning of the compound word anti-social. There are different meanings to the word anti-social and what I meant is that I don't fancy myself to the partying and clubing not the serial killer destructive psychotic meaning of anti-social. There're different traits to different people born on the zodiac sign Taurus. It's not like we exhibit the same traits all at once but there are some perculiarities/similiarities amongst Taurus and those of which I afforemented are just the bad traits. You might love social gatherings, heck I do too but only with close friends but when it comes to people I don't really know that well, I don't go. About the shy aspect, Taurus are generally shy at first when they meet someone new but when they get to know that person and trust them, they open up freely. I am very social around my close friends and I am sometimes called the comic amongst them but most times, I need my alone time and I prefer the comfort of my home to outdoors. You should have asked me to explain yet you spew nonsense. Maybe next time you read a post or topic you don't truly understand, you should ask questions first instead of blabbering about. It makes you look like someone desperate for attention hence you yourself is the one that needs help.

BTW, most serial killers or people that exihibits psychotic traits are born during november.