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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 5:07am On Mar 13
Kumuyiii:
Na them full road
Covert yours to CNG na?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 5:06am On Mar 13
Jamie90:
CNG and suzuki boys are the only ones making something out of this hustle now. They too encourage these low prices.
How save is CNG, because it seems one is moving around with a time bomb, waiting to explode.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 3:45am On Mar 13
Shimmaa:
After doing tour guide for a woman with American accent thinking I don hit jackpot, mama only add 100 for her fare.


💔
She was equating N100 for $100 tip 🤣
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 10:51pm On Mar 12
Biodun1929:
Let me ask...if you buy 20k fuel and you earn 50k.with it, which means your profit is 30k (50 -20)...do you consider that good business.
Even if you buy 30k fuel and make 20k profit, it is considered as a good business
Celebrities › Re: Phyna Calls For Political Action, Questions Lagride Weekly Payment Model by Dshocker(m): 10:38pm On Mar 12
CaptainGo:
Is e-hailing taxi kabu kabu?
Is airport taxi kabu kabu?

Daily remittance is about 64K plus. Bolt drivers make way more than that daily.

With dedication and hardwork, the driver gets to own the car in 2 years plus.

This is the breakthrough that most drivers pray for.
Who told you Bolt drivers make more than that?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Approves Postings Of Reno Omokri, Femi Fani-kayode & Other Ambassadors by Dshocker(m): 5:09pm On Mar 06
ProudlyLagos:
😂😂😂 your ignorance is so nauseating, and to cap it all, you come get pride join……you better go check your dictionary for the meaning non career ambassador😂😂😂 was Reno ever a career ambassador? So to you now a non career ambassador na mockery? 🤣🤣🤣 this onitsha traders sef grin
Look at this Hunter in oshogbo is asking me to look up the meaning of non-career ambassador.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Approves Postings Of Reno Omokri, Femi Fani-kayode & Other Ambassadors by Dshocker(m):
So a whole Reno Omokri was given ordinary non-career ambassador.

Those cartels will finally pay Reno Omokri a visit, since he claimed that Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a drug lord

Sinaloa Cartel X Reno Omokri
Foreign Affairs › Re: Largest Navies In The World By Total Warships (2026) by Dshocker(m): 3:47am On Mar 04
Pierocash:
So NIGERIA has 152 warships, that is difficult to believe. I think Nigeria isn't that small the way most Nigerians think
They counted both canoe and fishing throwers
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Holds Press Conference At School(photos) by Dshocker(m): 3:33am On Mar 04
seunowa:
Bunch of cowards. Why are they hiding in schools.
You think everything America does is right, and all because they are Islam, it means they are terrorists?

You speak from emotion, try sit your butt down, and research the reason why all of these are happening.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Holds Press Conference At School(photos) by Dshocker(m): 3:33am On Mar 04
CyynthiaKiss:
Very Useless terrorists..

And to some ignorant people In Nigeria that are supporting Iran. …….How can you claim to love Nigeria as an entity, and at the same time cheering the same country Iran that wants to destroy you and your country with terrorism ?

Isn’t that madness and political blindness ?
You think everything America does is right, and all because they are Islam, it means they are terrorists?

You speak from emotion, try sit your butt down, and research the reason why all of these are happening.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Anyone More Loyal to Iran Should Go & Live There - Bahrain's Interior Minister by Dshocker(m): 7:48pm On Mar 03
akpumping7720:
See I'm not always interested in all these blaming games bullshit.
If someone can approach to brainwash you in becoming terrorists to terrorize your fellow humans just because of how many dollars; it means you yourself, terrorism don dey your body before. Why should I agree to be recruited as a terrorists and be funded by US because of how much Benjamins?
I used to have all these blaming others for my woes mentality before, but as I'm getting older I stopped all these blaming games.

So my brother, these terrorists are simply islamic radicals. Forget all these US funding bla bla
Everybody has a price, imagine giving you an offer of $200m to use your influence to fight your village king.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Anyone More Loyal to Iran Should Go & Live There - Bahrain's Interior Minister by Dshocker(m): 7:36pm On Mar 03
akpumping7720:
You no go like go live for Iran?
I am from Anambra state, so i have nothing to do with Islam, i suggest you should go into research, you will find out America is behind all the so called terrorist group, funding them indirectly, just to have an excuse to take over their resources.

There is no real terrorist group, all are funded by world powers, and that is why every country with natural resources is suffering from one terrorist attack or the other.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Defense Minister, Majid Ibn al-Reza Killed In Israel Strikes by Dshocker(m): 7:31pm On Mar 03
Lies 🤣🤣🤣
Foreign Affairs › Re: Anyone More Loyal to Iran Should Go & Live There - Bahrain's Interior Minister by Dshocker(m): 7:30pm On Mar 03
Iran has really dealt with Israel and USA in this past few days.
Travel › Re: Dubai Tourists Sleep In Underground Shelters During Iran Missile Attack (Video) by Dshocker(m): 9:31am On Mar 02
America is the cause of world problem
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Camry 2003 Vs Honda Accord 2003 Both Naija Used by Dshocker(m): 7:55pm On Feb 26
Daviestunech:
I'm using the Camry 03 v6 engine going to 5yrs now.. my car still dey kakaraka... Engine nd gear has not been touched.

Will advice the o3 Camry anyday over Honda .

I only like Honda from 011 upward over Camry
Does it consume much fuel?
Politics › Re: Opposition Offers Noise, We Offer Results - APC Chairman, Yiltwada by Dshocker(m): 7:52pm On Feb 26
Y'all don't worry, provided you are supporting this government, one or two members of your blood relative will face the consequences of this government.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 8:20pm On Feb 24
Debayoibk:
I can drive it for you peradventure your cousin isn't available for now.
If you were a good and sincere driver, your former employer wouldn't have let you go.

My guy no vex, most Nigerians are not straight forward.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 8:19pm On Feb 24
Debayoibk:
I can drive it for you peradventure your cousin isn't available for now.
The worst thing that i will ever do, is give a third my car to do daily or weekly pay, unless the person is Jesus Christ.

There are some businesses i can't do with Nigerians, and this e-hailing is one of them.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 12:44pm On Feb 21
FATnigga:
i started today. this is my first earning. 6am to 6pm with some walks and rest for my back pains. uber and 1 trip on indrive. i stay in ikorodu.
And if you remove cost of fuel, how much are you left with?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 12:41pm On Feb 21
FATnigga:
i started today. this is my first earning. 6am to 6pm with some walks and rest for my back pains. uber and 1 trip on indrive. i stay in ikorodu.
Bro which area did you operate, to accumulate this, because i just bought a 2003 Toyota camry v6, and i want my cousin to start hustling with it.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 7:20pm On Feb 20
Newman24:
Please is it advisable to use 2006 Toyota Camry v6 engine for uber? Please I need advice.
Did you later try it out?
Health › Re: Lady Commits Suicide In Ogba, Lagos, Over Financial Struggles by Dshocker(m): 6:42pm On Feb 20
ebenholer2:
Another Way to Die is to Believe That ADC led party can ever redeem this nation from years of rots through BUHARI, OBASANJO, ATIKU, AND JONATHAN.
These folks have done more arms to Nigeria than goods
Don't worry, you will carry more, after 2027.
Health › Re: Lady Commits Suicide In Ogba, Lagos, Over Financial Struggles by Dshocker(m): 12:17pm On Feb 20
yarimo:
Assuming you have Sense you won't have type like this undecided
The truth is that APC crippled the economy and Nigerians are dying, 2027 is coming, and i know they will renew your contract to keep defending nonsense online.

We must learn a lesson.
Health › Re: Lady Commits Suicide In Ogba, Lagos, Over Financial Struggles by Dshocker(m): 12:14pm On Feb 20
floss:
Assuming they sell sniper 500k naira and only obtainable from government outlets , suicides through that means will reduce drastically

For those quoting me, who made the young girl fear for her future ?

According to Yarimo “it’s obi and ADC that kept Nigerians this way “
There are a thousand and one ways to die apart from sniper
Health › Re: Lady Commits Suicide In Ogba, Lagos, Over Financial Struggles by Dshocker(m): 12:04pm On Feb 20
And she voted for APC... Chaaaai, may her soul rest in peace, 2027 is coming, and we must learn a lesson.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 11:28am On Feb 20
Biodun1929:
cheesy
Don't mind her, probably the first time she was talking about, was that day, that customer was her first customer.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 11:14am On Feb 20
Pearl1910:
Put CNG or sell it now that it's tokunbo.
If u put that car into ehailing without CNG u will not make any gains because of the fuel consumption, and u will lose the value cos u have registered it.
If a 4 Cylinder car uses fuel of 25k in a day for e-hailing, V6 will use around 35k for e-hailing.

The reason why people complain about V6 consuming much fuel, is when the car has been tempered by the mechanic, and one of the benefit of V6 is that, even if you put on A/C from 6am to 6pm everyday, it won't affect the engine.

And for someone that wants to work or drive for long hours without break, then V6 is the answer, using 4 Cylinder for e-hailing comes with condition, because if you stress the car for long, the engine will wear off easily.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 11:04am On Feb 20
Pearl1910:
Put CNG or sell it now that it's tokunbo.
If u put that car into ehailing without CNG u will not make any gains because of the fuel consumption, and u will lose the value cos u have registered it.
Drive around with CNG is like driving around with bomb, Lagos has bad roads, and everytime you enter pothole, it affects the CNG, it is just a matter of time, before you meet your ancestors.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 10:37am On Feb 20
Biodun1929:
I picked her up from one dark road around Olowu in Ikeja, and then she asked me to make a detour that she wants to buy something. The girl was young...probably like 21 or 22, and dressed like a tomboy. She wasnt the regular kind of girls i pick up at that time of the night, Omo...na so we make a few turns and ended up in one weed spot with many rough looking guys outside (mostly junkies). When she went to get the stuff, I thought it was a set up cos she took too long to come out and the guys were looking at my car. Then one of the guys approached me and tried to forcefully open the door. I wound down and asked why he was struggling with my door. I later found out he was a junkie that was very hungry. I gave him Gala and he left.

When the girl came out, he grabbed her by the arm and they spoke briefly. The girl later told me the guy used to be her guy, and was doing very well till he got hooked on drugs. We gisted throughout the journey from ikeja to ikotun, and it felt I was gisting with a younger sister at some point. And then when we got to the drop off spot, which happened to be a hotel, the guy she was going to meet came out...and before she dropped, she said in a low voice, "pray for me, this is my first time doing this." The whole encounter was just really weird.
Pray for me ke, it is always their first time 🤣
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 10:34am On Feb 20
Jegheter:
For a piece of solid metal built to actually be on d road?. No sir. Driving style matters also. I have changed several cars over d years on these platforms and wen selling d buyers never knew I used Dem for e hailing.

Imagining using Mobil 1 Tru out. Ur engine will be as new. Having solid maintenance culture. Not dragging road with mad men and flying every pothole like the car won't drive flying dem undecided.

See ur car as a human being or rather a horse. Our fathers had to treat their beasts well cause their lives and that of their households depended on it for transport agriculture etc.

So praying for strength to drive and mental physical emotional spiritual health is more important ooo. Leave d car na machine wey no get feelings of tiring. The only tiring na bad maintenance. grin grin
How much for mobile1 and how many kilometers do you use it before changing?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 10:32am On Feb 20
Jegheter:
Lovely but y not go for v4 ensure d car has its catalytic converter and wen clearing stress same with agent handling local.

Excellent ride
All the cars we bought are V6, because we got them cheap, like this camry, i bought it for $500 and if you calculate everything including shipping and clearing, we are looking at N4m+ or let me round it up to N5m.

The catalyst is intact.

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