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Romance › Re: Learn From My Father's Mistake by Dshocker(m): 6:56am On Mar 31
JackDaAlienz:
It took me many years to realize that my father is a NICE guy.

The typical romantic that spoils the wife

My dad told me that I should always listen to my mum no matter what.

That my mum is my 2nd God
And I quickly shut him down!!! Nonesense

My mum has been manipulating my dad for many years. And he keeps doing what she says.

After over 20 years
I notice that being nice to a woman is the worst thing you can ever do as a man.

My mother still complains about everything despite how many mountain my dad has to move to make her happy. She still complains

Today he had a mental breakdown and since I'm the only one that calls out my mum bullshit.
Other siblings will side my mother.
So He meet me and explained to me.

I felt so much pity for my dad.
And vowed never to make his mistake.
Never treat your wife like she Is GOLD
Never exalt your wife like she is a goddess
She will finish you recklessly..

I am very brutal with my mumsi
Amd she kinda respect me fir that
I dey call her bull crap on sight. Her manipulation no fit work for me

But na my popsi wey still dey do lover boy
Dey vex me. Mumsi just dey use am do shege.

Do not be like my father
Your mum might have tied him spiritually, carefully search the entire house ✍️
Romance › Re: Ladies, Let’s Keep Our Toto Clean - African Never Die. by Dshocker(m): 6:28am On Mar 31
Samantha125:
But still, I'm convinced that nothing disgusts 95% of your gender where sex is concerned... They can sleep with a woman who hasn't bathed in a week... grin grin grin

Anyways, I digress... The bad odor is not coming from the vagina, but the inner part of the vulva... A vagina self cleanses itself with vaginal discharge in order to maintain a healthy pH balance down there and doesn't need any cleaning, as this can tamper with its pH balance and cause infections.

What some women fail to do whatsoever is wash the inner part of their vulva, which is completely safe to do... Constant sweat, urine residue, and vaginal discharge can cause some buildup within the inner part of the vulva, which would result in a bad odor when unwashed, but that's nothing warm water coupled together with a clean cloth and an unscented soap for sensitive skin or feminine wash can't solve... And if the lady is afraid that the soap might slip into the vagina while applying it and cause irritation or even infection, she can just thoroughly clean the inner part of the vulva with just pure warm water and a cloth to remove the buildup, or add a decent amount of the soap or feminine wash into the water before cleaning herself.
What do you mean by 95% of men are ready to lay with a woman that hasn't bathed for 1 week?

The same way men loves sex, is the same way women does, and 1 week is enough to make a woman's body reek, which in turn puts a man off, to the extent of not giving a man erection.... God abeg ooO.
Travel › Re: Mozambique Deports 31 Detained Nigerians Despite Court Order by Dshocker(m): 9:54pm On Mar 30
Every country in the world no rate Nigeria.

They see all the nonsense happening in Nigeria, a country were the judicial system has failed, the country's president was a drug baron, corruption and many more atrocities.
Family › Re: “I'm Not A Virgin, I'm A Mum Of 3" — Wife Of Apostle Chibuzor's Son (Video) by Dshocker(m): 9:34pm On Mar 30
Can a down syndrome patient give consent?

They forced an old woman with 3 children on this innocent boy 😭😭😭
Foreign Affairs › Re: Spain Closes Airspace To US Military Over Iran War, Widening Rift With US by Dshocker(m): 9:31pm On Mar 30
Kennyfancy:
Lol, nah Spain go lose Las las, becos you will need the 🇺🇸 soon and then 🇺🇸 will ask for so many things and that same time some of you will start shouting they want to take over Spain resources
You sound like a child, without knowledge on world related issues.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 10:46am On Mar 29
tosyne2much:
Q E-hailing don dey cast and it's not as profitable as it used to be. These platforms are the only ones reaping bountifully just as bookies are always at the winning side

Even if Petrol hits N3000/litre today, the platforms will still be making profits off drivers while drivers would be going home with peanut

This week, a friend was telling me how goldmine e-hailing is, and that he wants to buy a car soon to go into the business. He said he has a friend who uses his car to hustle only during weekends and he makes profit of 100k

I told him what drivers are currently going through but he told me they're only lying. He said they won't tell you they're reaping bountifully from it

All my efforts to make him understand that he shouldn't dabble into the business with overboard expectations fell into deaf ears.. Baba say he go buy Corolla cheesy
This man, you still dey alive 😀

Are you into e-hailing?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 10:26am On Mar 29
Jamie90:
The problem many of you have is not knowing how to weigh risk against benefit. Imagine saving 20k of fuel daily, that’s 120k weekly saving on a 6 days work. How much is the entire car sef that only engine issue will discourage you.

I am currently installing a 90L right now and by tomorrow, my massive savings on fuel will begin.

With 90L, everyday work guarantees 40 to 50k profit. So I ask again, how much is engine again?? Even better when you know that majority of new installers have no single issue. I don’t care about the worst case scenario if I make minimum of 40k daily.

There’s no emotion in business. Ask yourself, will I risk 1 million naira on a business that guarantees 20k daily? Many people will fly into the business even if it’s way riskier.
You mean 90L CNG tank?
Politics › Re: We’ll Die Like Flies, Hardship Will Be Demonic If Tinubu Returns - Charly Boy by Dshocker(m): 11:00am On Mar 28
garykoeman:
Charly boy seriously campaigning for his brother Peter obi.

When Obi already told Nigerians foods are now cheaper. grin
You need to go back to school, to learn how to read and understand... Where did he mention Peter Obi?
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Counters Statisense On Tinubu/buhari Debt by Dshocker(m): 8:10am On Mar 28
anku90:
What the enemies of Nigeria like StatiSense has failed to understand is that Ambassador Reno Omokri is always dealing with the facts not fiction or emotion.
Tell me you are a mumu man, without saying you are a mumu man.

Shame on you and the nonsense you are trying to defend.
Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Uses Waist Bead And Leg Chain Should I Be Concerned by Dshocker(m): 3:04am On Mar 28
ifinger:
This lady I just started dating . She uses waist bead and leg chain ⛓️‍💥 I have heard about many fetish thing about girls who wear them should I be concerned?
You want to conquer street food 🤣🤣🤣
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump To Hit Iran Harder If Tehran Does Not Accept Defeat, White House by Dshocker(m): 7:01am On Mar 27
Xscape1993:
Oga na oga. Trump na oga for life...
But Iran defeated all their military bases close by
Career › Re: Nearly 60% Of Nigerians Earn Below ₦100,000 Or Have No Income - Piggyvest Saving by Dshocker(m): 4:45pm On Mar 26
That is a lie, the actual and real percentage is around 85%... Nigerians are truly suffering.
Travel › Re: Life In Abuja by Dshocker(m): 4:36pm On Mar 26
falln:
I'm moving pretty soon,
I rented a house at ushafa in bwari,
What can y'all tell me
Nothing promising in Abuja, unless you have enough capital to start a business
Crime › Re: Scores Feared Dead As Suspected Herdsmen Sack Mararaba Community by Dshocker(m): 12:23pm On Mar 26
Emusan:
This story isn't completely true.

Though they are Fulani but not the actual suspected Herdsmen attack.

What actually happened was that, a man in the area whose house was also burnt to ashes was rearing pigs, and the pigs are left uncage and even this has caused issue btw the man and one neighbor before.

To cut the long story short, the pig went and gave birth in the compound of the Fulani (probably as Muslims hates pig, the Fulani killed all the piglet and the mother). Yesterday, the Fulani boys came to near the man's house (whose pigs were killed) to get Mango and the man confronted them which leads to big argument and as Fulani mentality of I can do anything, they brought out their weapons and the man rushed into his house and brought out gun, which later resulted to the death of one of the Fulani.

So, this morning people wakes up to see the Fulani has mobilized themselves to attack the man but unfortunately the man has left with his family. So, the Fulani set his house on fire but as neighbors see that the fire can spread to their own houses the decided to quench the fire which didn't sit well with the Fulani, so they came back and started burning innocent people's house and properties and attacked innocent people too.

When police came, they attacked police too to the extent of collecting police gun which the security didn't allow and later leads to more casualty.

People in the area are afraid of possible coming back attack by the Fulani which has made some people relocating their families but men are still on ground in case anything goes.
So youths in that location can't come together and give those Fulanis a run for their money?
Career › Re: Uk Man Surprised Nigeria Average Monthly Salary Is $51 by Dshocker(m): 12:17pm On Mar 26
helinues:
What people don't know is, price of things are cheap in Nigeria . How much is an average 1 room in Nigeria compared to other countries?

Why are other countries in Africa for example not throwing parties the way we do in Nigeria?

Compare ordinary the price of a beer in Nigeria with other countries and see the reason.

Though the minimum wage in Nigeria is low but with low price of goods and services, we should be doing better if we reduce our unnecessary spendings

Religion, festive activities and parties cost a lot yearly in Nigeria now add expensive data people are still affording even though they don't make money on internet
Don't worry, your children will continue from where your suffering stops.
Career › Re: Uk Man Surprised Nigeria Average Monthly Salary Is $51 by Dshocker(m): 12:14pm On Mar 26
And some people like the likes of @Yarimo and CO are still supporting this blood sucking government 😭😭😭
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 8:18am On Mar 26
Latonal1:
Guys if you know you can't do cng get a 1.5L engine type of car, CNG cylinders occupy significant trunk space, making them unsuitable for families or transporting large items,Converted vehicles often experience reduced engine power and sluggish acceleration, particularly when driving uphill or carrying heavy loads, my own is nobody prays to do e hailing or public transportation for long if I board korope bus if it as cng most drivers complain and even passenger does not have enough space to sit conveniently. You can never see a private car owner thinking to convert is car to cng because you need to work on rewiring and program one or two in his/her vehicle. So please we should try to use car below 2.0L engine if it is Manuel is affordable you spend around 7m to buy shipping and clear a good without working on the body with low mileage
V6 cars won't experience that sluggish move
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 7:50am On Mar 26
Gentlelife50:
And I met one today that was saying he didn't install CNG because many of them are regretting, that in the long run you will regret.

He was very angry and saying that they didn't tell them the disadvantages, like the engine pressure will reduce, that sometimes the korope doesn't start in the morning they will have to switch to fuel for the first start of the day, that it kills plugs and other things, that if your engine is weak you won't know because it won't allow it to smoke, he also mentioned they have to be going to rewire every now and then.

Just this afternoon as I was going to awoyaya.
CNG is best on bigger engine like the V6
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 8:47am On Mar 25
tojahh:
Yes some actually dekit. I'm a technician at CGC liquified station, we actually get a handful of bus drivers who wants to dekit

1. Because the bus isn't theirs and the owner might want their bus back
2. The need money to do one or two
3. They actually do not need it as their engine is between 1.0-1.4L (Korope)
4. Availability of CNG refill station on their preferred routes.

So yes we dekit them and reinstall. Its a win win for all parties.
Like how much can we get from them?
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian-Born US Soldier Trolls Nigerian Army In Funny Exchange (Video) by Dshocker(m): 7:11pm On Mar 24
Lithiumite:
It's funny how this people who get oppurtuned to leave the shores of this country are always quick to lampoon their country as they revel in the glory and grandeur of their host western country..... their condescending attitude is disgusting mainly because they are apparently ignorantly oblivious of the hideous fact that these countries they are always praising for their development and organisation are in fact the ones responsible fir the underdevelopment and economic mess sub Saharan African countries are going through.......someone messed up your father's house ,you move over to his house which is better and then you start abusing your own house destroyed by your oppressor.
NIGERIA deserves the insult, tell your useless leaders, particularly those in APC to fix the damn country.
Travel › Re: Lady Who Allowed Strange Man To Pay Her Tfare Regrets After Getting Home. by Dshocker(m): 6:01pm On Mar 24
Mariangeles:
So, how did him paying for her transport fare lead to her losing her money?

Did he rob her without her knowing, or did him paying for her Tfare cause her money to disappear, or what?
At what point did her money go missing?

Or was she jazzed?
You are asking crossed question, go back and read the post.
Fashion › Re: The Truth About BBL Nobody Talks About- Woman Speaks by Dshocker(m): 4:02pm On Mar 24
In the end, no reasonable man would want to wife a BBL lady.

Just like the lady that died from BBL complications, most people, including close friends and family will mock you if you die from it.
Romance › Re: What My Fiancee's Pastor Told Me The Day I Met Him. by Dshocker(m): 3:58pm On Mar 24
Toolegit123:
Good day everyone.

So recently I've been thinking about marriage. Tho I'm in a relationship but the woman I've been dating doesn't really seem to have the same serious interest and intentions like me. I've talked to her severally but it seems she isn't ready to settle down yet. Imagine this is someone whom I've gone to see her people and they know me well. My own people know her too. I've equally talked to her mom since she's the one parent she has . And had also talked to her best friend about it too.

But one thing I've noticed about her is that she's over religious and seems to be too close to her pastor. The last time I talked to her about the marriage stuff,she directed me to go and talk to her pastor. Tho I was initially furious about it but I just had to man up,kill my pride and decided to pay her pastor a visit.

From the conversation I had with her pastor,it seems he's one of the major stumbling blocks. Because he was only curious about my financial status sad he was even asking me what was my source of livelihood,and of which I told him. Afterwards,he then asked me what was my monthly salary. Saying if I'm sure I can take care of my fiancee with that amount,or if I'm planning to have a side hustle. That he doesn't want a case where any of her spiritual daughter will go into a marriage where she'll be suffering. I told her categorically clear that I'm not a lazy man and I don't intend to put anyone's daughter into suffering in the name of marriage.

It's been over a week since I left the pastor's office, and since then,my fiancee has been behaving so cold towards me.

So I don't know whether to continue with my proposal or I should just kindly look for another lady to marry.
Avoid any woman that claims to be a religious person, and i can bet you that the so called pastor is also dating her.
Phones › Re: Your 20,000mAh Power Bank Is Not Actually 20,000mAh. by Dshocker(m): 1:35pm On Mar 24
Romance › Re: How Do Men Even Get Wives Nowadays? by Dshocker(m): 12:05pm On Mar 24
Drifter02:
I have a job. Earning a decent salary and my own place.

Yet all the women I keep talking to don't seem to want something to do with me.

I'm not being pathetic. That's how it is actually. There's always some other guy that outspends and competes for their attention.

The other ones I see are soo downright immature. Just babies masquerading as women, girls that have never faced adversity, girls that have no sense of responsibility. Attention-sucking leeches. Girls that can't even make up their own minds. Girls that keep running to their mothers for any single thing.

Other ones fancy themselves as hustlers and are always so difficult. Those ones are always competing with you for dominance. Soo crazy man.

And there are the brokies. Liabilities. No job. Nothing.

Omo I'm always so alone staying in my room, particularly at night. I feel soo alone.

I don't want a woman because of sex. Sex is sooo trivial. I honestly don't even care. Next time I have sex, it'd be to make a child.

I just don't know how single men honestly cope. It's so crazy out here
Majority of them now relies on hookups for their financial needs, and they believe staying in a relationship of a struggling guy is stressful to them, unless you are paid pretty well.
Education › Re: Are Modern School Uniforms Slowly Losing Their Importance by Dshocker(m): 11:57am On Mar 24
You are absolutely right, and at this point, government should step in, through their Minster of education to compel every school in Lagos state to wear school uniform from Monday to Friday.

And on the days of cultural day or inter house sports, their attires should be put inside their school bag, and changed in the school premises.
Politics › Re: DSS Arrests Sheikh Ahmad Umar, After Hosting Peter Obi by Dshocker(m): 11:17am On Mar 24
I don't just understand this APC.

NIGERIA is doomed and we don't know it yet, just say bye-bye to democracy.
Crime › Re: Mina Orupabo Shot Dead In Port Harcourt by Dshocker(m): 11:15am On Mar 24
I wonder what would result to this, probably a married woman found out she was dating her husband and she sent assassins to her.
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Arrives Kaduna Court Amid Heavy Security, Journalists Barred (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 10:43am On Mar 24
Wickedfact:
They are here.
Emergency lovers of democracy.

These losers were advocating for military coup 3 years ago. Today, they are crying.
APC will keep making you suffer, all the days of your life, down to your 4th generation.

You think a bag of rice and few money can save you?
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Arrives Kaduna Court Amid Heavy Security, Journalists Barred (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 10:34am On Mar 24
All of these are to cripple him against 2027 election.... APC and those supporting them will all kpai.

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