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Romance › Re: Deleted by Dshocker(m): 11:13pm On Apr 08
Sirchiboy:
Very rare to see clean and neat nigeria girls.
All of them will wear one bra from January to December without washing it.
Or pannt that if you remove na like fish when die for river.
Chai
Only you have created over 700 messages, don't you think it calls for alarm, because at this point, i am beginning to see you as someone suffering from psychosis.
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Assembly Passes Mental Health Bill by Dshocker(m): 11:06pm On Apr 08
With the untold hardship in Nigeria, melted by the world most evil political party APC, 95% of Nigerians need mental health EVALUATION.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Not Gullible - Keyamo Slams ADC Leaders Over Protest by Dshocker(m): 7:08pm On Apr 08
Keyamo Nigerians are suffering and hate this current government, so stop this nonsense.
Business › Re: Zenith Bank Chairman Jim Ovia To Pocket ₦50.7 Billion From 2025 Dividend by Dshocker(m): 11:23am On Apr 08
Eagle77:
I will never be poor in my life!!! Jesus Christ shocked
Then put in the work, and stop using such words.
Business › Re: Zenith Bank Chairman Jim Ovia To Pocket ₦50.7 Billion From 2025 Dividend by Dshocker(m): 11:22am On Apr 08
ifytrik:
When I de struggle to save 3.6million naira per year, God abeg I no escort anybody come this world o
So many Nigerians can't save 360k(10%) of your money, so go and do thanksgiving.
Politics › Re: World Should Pay Attention To Falana’s APC "One-party State" Claim - Tibor Nagy by Dshocker(m): 9:03am On Apr 08
Wande22:
You and your wife are having arguments in the house over soup money and you are accusing your next door neighbour (who is also a man) of stealing your wife's attention and instigating her against you

as how nowhuh
Getat
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 8:08am On Apr 08
dalitigator:
Morning folks..I younger brother recently lost his banking job. Has about 3m save. It's 2.5 sha. But community help, you know.

I would love for him to get a car for Uber or e-hailing generally.

But which kind of car can he get for 2m plus while he will use the balance to get fuel, register on the platform, fix one or two on the car before hitting the road.

Someone suggested KIA RIO 2008. What do you think?
Any car less than N5m na scrap you buy, and will suffer for it.

I suggest he uses it to secure a brand new car from Lagride, by paying around N1.8m as 10% deposit, then pay the remaining as he works.
Politics › Re: World Should Pay Attention To Falana’s APC "One-party State" Claim - Tibor Nagy by Dshocker(m): 5:30am On Apr 08
When PDP was in power, they respected the rule of law, and gave every other political party the opportunity to operate freely, without interference.

APC is busy destroying political party opposition, through the help of Inec and the judiciary, while fueling chaos through funding to cause internal crisis in another party.
Crime › Re: Ogun Man Impregnates His Daughter 5 Times by Dshocker(m): 9:12pm On Apr 07
Ogun people, please come and carry your uncle 😁
Romance › Re: A Broke Girl From A Poor Family In School (romance) by Dshocker(m): 12:06pm On Apr 07
Holluwhakemmy:
God will send helper to her, its frustrating attimes but at the end of the day light shall come
There is nothing like helper, unless she wants to start trading her body for money, lets not deceive ourselves please.
Romance › Re: What I Did To A Girl I Just Met After She Asked Me For Money by Dshocker(m): 12:03pm On Apr 07
Goo0dHardDick:
Do you want to get customers for me and earn commission?

I don't throw my money away like some losers! If you want urgent 2k from me, you have to earn it!
She asked you a simple and innocent question for Christ sake.
Romance › Re: How My Girlfriend Melted My Heart by Dshocker(m): 12:01pm On Apr 07
bigpicture001:
I forgot that in the course of our relationship I told her two jokes that is serious, about the emotional effcet both Beyonce songs "halo" and "poision" usually have on me..... because she wanders why I play them frequently on my play list..

Last weekend while spending the weekend with me, we got into a repeating argument that broke our flow down ND it was at noon, so I went out, watched football and came back at night... I didn't bother eating and went straight to bed..

I know I am wounding her with such attitude, but I wanted her to beg me... Instead of begging me, this lady pull off a big surprise on me..

She connected the MP3 with her fone and brought in by the door of the room where I was it was like say 9:30 pm. it was dark , raining and cold.. she put on just a lingerie, switch on and played "halo"..

She just didn't play Halo, sh stood by the door way, I was on the bed, wrapped in the duve and peeping at her.. with a teary eyes, sh gave me the best ever halo performance I have ever seen.. it was so so romantic and touching . This makes it perfect because sh has a tenor high pitch voice which matched Beyonce's,

She just stood there in a flood of tears and loud on the song both with her and the MP3.. the whole lyrics got into my head , I fealt tears roll down my eyes....I couldn't help but stand up ,walk to her and held her hand....ND tried walking her to bed, but she came slowly with the loud lyrics on her tenor voice, I joined her in the songs ND we both cried nd gave beyonce a proud performance.....

Well, what happened there after they say the rest is history!


U guyz should try download and listen to that song, it has a spirit in it.. same as poison, both by Beyonce
I pity you, you go cry, because you must learn a lesson.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Strikes On Bases Used By US Caused $800m In Damage, New Analysis Shows by Dshocker(m): 11:01am On Apr 07
donleo92:
Okay, terrorist sympathizer cool

I argue not you thee
I'm a Christian, but not a fanatic like you, you are just talking out of emotions.

The USA is behind the same war that they suffered hugely.

https://www.nairaland.com/8649163/literally-every-country-candace-owens
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Ballistic Missile Carrying A Cluster Bomb Warhead Strikes Central Israel by Dshocker(m): 10:59am On Apr 07
IsraeliAIRFORCE:
Who is this dreamer?
You are just so naive and sentimental, all because of your religion, I have stated it time without numbers that the USA is behind the same war, which they lost heavily to Iran.

Below is a politician supporting my claim


https://www.nairaland.com/8649163/literally-every-country-candace-owens
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Rejects U.S 48hrs Ceasefire Deal (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 10:56am On Apr 07
Flows001:
More harm on their fellow middle east brothers you mean? grin

They are killing your leaders and having fun in your skies, while you are busy firing at your neighbours and calling it "harm".

All of those places hit by Iran can be rebuilt, but will Khamenei and all his IRGC jihadists ever come back to this world againhuh??

If the USA and Israel were sending missiles into Iranian cities indiscriminately, without minding who or what it hits just the way the IRGC does, Iran would have become like Gaza, and the same online sympathisers like you would be wailing "free Iran" and "Genocide"...

You and I know that if not because if their love for ordinary IRANIANS, Israel alone has enough Bombs to convert Tehran to Gaza ..
Stop being emotional and sentimental with your religion, here is a link where a politician in the USA has confirmed the same thing I have been saying.

https://www.nairaland.com/8649163/literally-every-country-candace-owens
Foreign Affairs › Re: 'We Do This In Literally Every Country' - Candace Owens by Dshocker(m): 10:53am On Apr 07
That is why i keep laughing at those supporting America, without finding out the reason for the war.... Most Nigerians are so emotional and religious extremists that believes their religion is good, while others are bad.
Travel › Re: How The U.S–Israel–Iran War Is Disrupting Global Travel Economy by Dshocker(m): 12:14pm On Apr 06
The war is the reason crypto is down.
Crime › Re: Easter Attacks: Bandits Kill 16 In Benue, Katsina, Kaduna by Dshocker(m): 12:03pm On Apr 06
I wonder how long we would continue like this, even a house fly has more value than human lives in Nigeria.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Rejects U.S 48hrs Ceasefire Deal (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 11:16am On Apr 06
SlavaUkraini:
I can't wait for Tuesday. 😂 😂 😂 😂

Iran is winning the War in their dreams 😂 😂

Neighboring countries should start getting ready to receive refugees...

Nobody should cry genocide or Justice for Iran...

Thank you for your Attention to this matter

🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇺🇸 🇮🇱
You think it is that easy right, yet in this war, Iran has consistently caused more harm than Israel and USA put together
Politics › Re: 2027: INEC Plotting To Deny Peter Obi Presidential Platform – Obidient Movement by Dshocker(m): 9:05am On Apr 06
Look at them, useless paid defenders of useless APC, all commenting back to back.
Politics › Re: 2027: Nkeiruka Onyejeocha Resigns As Minister Of State For Labour & Employment by Dshocker(m): 6:55am On Apr 05
Lanruze:
Guess she is contesting for another elective post probably the Senate.

She looks like a MILF though. I love her makeup face.
Blue film don change your life
Politics › Re: Unpaid Soldier Heads Home As His Twin Baby Dies, The Other Fighting For Life by Dshocker(m): 8:35am On Apr 03
It can never be me, nothing on earth would make me join the Nigeria Army, even if they pay me N3m monthly, it is not worth it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Charging Fees In ¥-Yuan For Ships To Pass Hormuz Strait (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 7:44am On Apr 03
HacheNoire:
Someone said China was going to overthrow the US without firing a single shot and gradually, its is happening.

Europe, Mexico, Canada and South America have already embraced China, and it’s just a matter of time for the major shift to happen.
China is far way ahead of USA economically, but the USA have been using the media to push propaganda and inflating figures on paper.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Woman Finds Work, Love And Stability In Canada by Dshocker(m): 6:13pm On Apr 01
pocohantas:
See how respectful her story is.
Nigerian women will marry white men and still respect their roots, but when it is the opposite, they won't sleep well until they talk down on every Nigerian woman.

Congrats to her.
May they age together.
Is that so, tell me something i don't know
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 5:50pm On Mar 31
tojahh:
Davit long time. Bring your v6 come make we convert am. Na wetin we dey like convert be that. No stories.

Fibre cylinders dey.
What benefit does the fibre cylinder have?

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