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Politics › Re: We Have Began The Process Of Rescuing Chibok Girls: Lai Mohammed by Dshocker(m): 7:56pm On Sep 16, 2016
Over a period of two years,my government wasn't capable of any positive result & here they are again,trying to decisive us once more
Politics › Re: Recession: FG Releases Fresh N350bn To Boost Economy by Dshocker(m): 5:37pm On Sep 16, 2016
Of what use,when the common man on the street cannot get access to this fund directly or indirectly....Nigeria government's economy policies only favours the elites
Family › Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Dshocker(m): 3:36pm On Sep 16, 2016
Hahahaha...That was incredible.But father was dumbfounded
Events › Re: Wedding Photos Of A Nairalander Whose Pre-wedding Pics Broke The Net by Dshocker(m): 9:35am On Sep 16, 2016
pxDharniel:
May God bless your union. But guy ur babe fine o. Na man u be
So those that got married to not too good looking women aren't man enough?
Romance › Re: Benue Lady Reveals Why Yoruba Women Have Big Butts by Dshocker(m): 1:49am On Sep 16, 2016
ofofoCEO:
So why do Igbo girls have yam legs? Professor talk
Probably most of their grandfather were yam farmers i guess grin
Crime › Re: Nigerian Landlord In Ghana Dies In Tenant’s Room After Sex by Dshocker(m):
Not only has he disgrace himself,but his entire community at large
Romance › Re: Economic Recession Forcing Girlfriends To Cheat To Make Ends Meet by Dshocker(m): 1:42pm On Sep 15, 2016
I noticed the rate at which our young female folks ventures into runz is alarming
Forum Games › Re: How Many People Are In This Room? (photo) by Dshocker(m): 1:28pm On Sep 15, 2016
Four people
Politics › Re: The Reason Why Other Tribes Don't Want Biafra by Dshocker(m): 12:43pm On Sep 15, 2016
MILFangela:
Nobody is stoping you from going back to _biafraud

chukwu okike abiama scatter the intsestine of any heeebo man that does not want to go back to _biafraud

all heeebos must go back to heeeboland
You sound like a sadist
Politics › Re: The Comrade In Oshiomhole Has Died, He's Now Wearing Imported Safari Suits -Wike by Dshocker(m): 12:39pm On Sep 15, 2016
Ever since he became the governor,his fight for worker's interest died down,because the money involved in the helm of affairs is too much that it could make even a saint think twice upon enriching himself & his next 5 generations to come.


God bless Nigeria
Politics › Re: Refineries Flop After Gulping N264 Billion - Daily Trust by Dshocker(m): 12:33pm On Sep 15, 2016
Africa and backwardness are synonymous
Science/Technology › Re: NEMA Visits The Site Of Kaduna Earthquake by Dshocker(m): 10:36am On Sep 15, 2016
There is no need them visiting the site,because you and i know that even after they discover anything over there,they would not have any solution to it,because my government and other agencies associated with them have been useless since Oct 1st 1960....If Jonathan was still the president,am sure billions of naira will be set aside for this mission by setting up a committee/panel to first look into the matter before our under equipped NEMA will take over.






I bet & beat my chest that;when the earth quake don chop belle full & ready to shit,people for that environment go/must die all because my government's inability to take precautionary measures.
Romance › Re: The Guys I Like Vs The Guys That Like Me (Pictured) by Dshocker(m): 10:28am On Sep 15, 2016
Lol...dude wasted no time attacking her
Politics › Re: Tell Your People To Forget About Biafra: Buhari Tells Igbo Corpers by Dshocker(m): 10:10am On Sep 15, 2016
He has no right to make any decision for anyone....where is the the freedom of speech/movement
Sports › Re: Usain Bolt Takes Up A Job, Check Out Photos From His First Day At Work by Dshocker(m): 9:51am On Sep 15, 2016
I bet he owns the company
Sports › Re: Usain Bolt Takes Up A Job, Check Out Photos From His First Day At Work by Dshocker(m): 9:49am On Sep 15, 2016
xendra:
he gone run out of that office one day and never come back

he looks cool though
Loool,you funny sha
Politics › Re: "Igbos, Buhari Needs Your Support To Succeed" - FCT Minister, Musa Bello by Dshocker(m): 9:48am On Sep 15, 2016
Who cares
Crime › Re: Photo Of The JSS2 Student Who Committed Suicide Over Boyfriend In Benue State by Dshocker(m): 9:38am On Sep 15, 2016
#PorkMeatSeller #Impregnated #ImpregnatedAnother #Dick #Death #SecondarySchoolGirl #Disappointed...Only God will judge her case.
Romance › Re: She Farted During Sex And This Happened!!! by Dshocker(m): 8:05am On Sep 15, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
abeg oh! I no be trap queen oh grin
But you said your azz can trap mess cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Queen Wokoma Survives Motor Accident (photo) by Dshocker(m): 7:40am On Sep 15, 2016
Thank God for her life... But she is prettier than miss ini-edo
Sports › Re: PSG Offers Neymar A Private Jet And Hotel Chain To Quit Barca by Dshocker(m): 7:32am On Sep 15, 2016
A mouth watering offer... This guys have made the money,so i don't think tempting an old player with money would be that easy,because what most of them are now looking for are the biggest name with consistent play on the field
Romance › Re: I Was Trying To Help A Girl Whose Boyfriend Was Beating Her And This Happened. by Dshocker(m): 7:13am On Sep 15, 2016
LadyMercedes:
Amebo Samaritan. grin

Hi Mercedes
Romance › Re: She Farted During Sex And This Happened!!! by Dshocker(m): 7:05am On Sep 15, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
I don't understand how you can fart when the diick is in? undecided I find it hard to fart when I sit down unless I stand up or raise one leg huh sad
I guess you have a big azz,thats why they are trapped sitting down like you are a trap queen.
Science/Technology › Re: 10.5ft Python Caught In A Farm, Near A Fish Pond (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 6:42am On Sep 15, 2016
MULLAH123:
People don't know that a dead snake is as dangerous as a live one. These creatures have reflexes even when dead. What is more terrifying is seeing my people playing, holding, romancing a dead snake with its head intact.

EDIT: No one should quote me again abeg. Go and learn. I understand a lot of folks are used to sleeping with snakes in their vicinity. to them, the only harmfl part of a snake is its venom. They were quick with 'its a python' no, na java.
Pythons have no venom
Romance › Re: I Know Money Doesn't Buy Happiness, But Let Me Cry In G-Wagon - ABSU Aspirant by Dshocker(m): 5:45am On Sep 15, 2016
yanabasee:
My man it shows you have no idea about cars...Hummer 2 was last produced in 2009.

The Mercedes Benz G-wagon is still the greatest suv of all time for more than 3 decades...Probably you look at it from the beauty wise(which we all know its ugly),but it comes with the highest prestige










Let's begin with 2009 wheeler with extra axle.. Or let's talk about 2012 magnum.. Or the latest 2016 H2? Or the Wrangler and yet to be released 2017 EXTERIORhuh

Are you guys for real?

The thought of comparing a HUMMER JEEP SUV/SUT to a mere Mercedes G-class wagon is insanely frivolous......
Romance › Re: I Know Money Doesn't Buy Happiness, But Let Me Cry In G-Wagon - ABSU Aspirant by Dshocker(m): 10:54pm On Sep 14, 2016
yanabasee:
Well...her mates are crying inside hummer jeeps.. Lamborghinis' and she's talking abt G-wagon!

Bae's so old fashioned!
Bros G-wagon still has more reputation than the two you just mentioned
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi's Twins' 1st Birthday Is Today (Photo) by Dshocker(m): 9:00pm On Sep 14, 2016
Mikel always in the news for the wrong reason,i thought he was a footballer & should be associated with football news...While the constant baby sitting & stuffs.
Crime › Re: Girl Currently Being Held At A Psychiatric Hospital In Yaba Cries Out by Dshocker(m): 12:06pm On Sep 14, 2016
Loool....Probably she took something before she was held up,because lagos state environmental protection agency can't just hold you if you weren't perceived as being insane.
Crime › Re: Undergraduate Defrauds Seven Ladies On Facebook In Lagos (photo) by Dshocker(m): 11:13am On Sep 14, 2016
What a pity to those ladies
Career › Re: Nigerian Lady Joins The US Army. Photos by Dshocker(m): 4:27am On Sep 14, 2016
How can a pretty angel be doing this to herself
Celebrities › Re: Bolaji Ogunmola: I Have Gotten Roles Based On My Physical Attributes by Dshocker(m): 9:21pm On Sep 13, 2016
Big boobz are natural sagger
Sports › Re: Paralympics: Nollywood Actress, Lauritta Onye, Wins Gold Medal by Dshocker(m): 8:44pm On Sep 13, 2016
And after the tournament,my government will surly abandon em to their fate

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