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Romance › Re: Nigerian Man And Lover Breakup Over N500K Economy Class Ticket by Dshocker(m): 10:08am On Nov 16, 2016
I get to blame the guy,he must have started the relationship showing off that he was rich.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Buys Her Boyfriend A Car (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 9:35am On Nov 16, 2016
Berbierklaus:
That girl is just like me grin

problem is I don't have a man I will buy a G-wagon for grin
1st buy ur sef sewing machine,b4 u b lookin 4 whom to get a car for.....grin
Crime › Re: Woman Dies After Intense Sex With Her Boyfriend In Ekiti by Dshocker(m): 8:45am On Nov 16, 2016
Ginaz:
How can sex kill someone
Probably you haven't had multiple and intense orgasm
Politics › Re: A Policeman, Eight Shi'ites Killed In Kano Clash (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 10:45am On Nov 15, 2016
CharlieMaria:
Do you think any of us deserve to live? Why would you wish that all northerners be wiped off? Pray rather that the terrorists be crushed and terrorism annihilated.
Before the issue of terrorism,this people have no regard for human lives
Politics › Re: A Policeman, Eight Shi'ites Killed In Kano Clash (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 10:27am On Nov 15, 2016
I care not if all em northerners wipes off from the surface of the earth....They've caused us pains one way or the other.



If I were GOD,I will give life to those that deserves to live.
Politics › Re: 2019: South-west Leaders, APC Chieftains Realign Forces - Newtelegraphonline by Dshocker(m): 10:22am On Nov 15, 2016
rhektor:
Must everything be about tribalism? Who are you sef? undecided
I am that guy that warned all the yorubas around him,about the impending dangers & misfortune that would befall them if they voted him in......Now my predictions has come to past.




Am not being tribalistic,am just tryna be realistic
Celebrities › Re: Why Lilian Esoro And Ubi Franklin's Marriage Crashed - Vanguard by Dshocker(m): 10:14am On Nov 15, 2016
crazymommy:
Oh GOD what is happening to marriages these days!!!!!!every ten marriages after five years 7 out of 10 crashed already....what is going on....
If u become a good woman to ur husband.I promise,yours will late forever like a diamond.
Politics › Re: 2019: South-west Leaders, APC Chieftains Realign Forces - Newtelegraphonline by Dshocker(m): 10:01am On Nov 15, 2016
Toooooooooo late,hope the yorubas' have realised their mistake.
Career › Re: Zenith Bank lays off its workforce Again by Dshocker(m): 9:56am On Nov 15, 2016
APC promised Nigerians 1million job in there 1st 100 days in office,but here we are moving back and forth without direction....The national assembly ought to have impeached the president for having no sense of direction.
Career › Re: Zenith Bank lays off its workforce Again by Dshocker(m): 9:48am On Nov 15, 2016
franciskaine:
pay me 10m and in 2yrs I will employ Hundreds.
If u can,why haven't you created wealth and built an empire?.....
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor And Roman Goddess Compare Massive Boobs. See Who Wins(video, Pic) by Dshocker(m): 11:47am On Nov 12, 2016
pretydiva:
Ugly sex objects undecided
Ur fellow babe u dey criticize like dis cheesy
Food › Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Dshocker(m): 7:04am On Nov 12, 2016
millionboi:
village man....must u expose ur illiteracy here


to b slim no b sickness
You just a nonentity with a sickle cell anemie...Since you are educated,you ought to have known I was being sarcastic
Romance › Re: Must Women Think All Men Want Sex From Them After Helping Them? by Dshocker(m): 10:52pm On Nov 11, 2016
sade1994:
That's because all men want sex. It's a crazy world out there for girls that are just entering the real world/labour market. All of them except very few sha. Mature married men that will not leave somebody alone. U can't even be free with them and have intelligent conversation and learn from them. They'll just be doing like mumu upandan.
Very annoying angry
I thought most girls prefer older men ;
Romance › Re: Must Women Think All Men Want Sex From Them After Helping Them? by Dshocker(m): 10:45pm On Nov 11, 2016
Most Nigerian girls needs to be given orientation on issues like this.
Politics › Re: Airforce Fires At Canoes Conveying Stolen Oil, Barges Explode (Video) by Dshocker(m): 10:23pm On Nov 11, 2016
Fed govt yet to clean up the years of oil spillage on those environment,yet the Nigerian Air Force keeps adding to those communities woes and hardship to live,wasn't there any ways inwhich the force could have at least seize the vessel and product,which could have saved them and Nigeria more money...I just hope the int'l communities are watching.
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Write Ogun Residents, Demand Money And Christmas Gifts by Dshocker(m): 10:11pm On Nov 11, 2016
Hahahahahaha....residence should all dress like santa claus & present gifts,ranging from pot of soup to jollof rice.

Hunger badt
Events › Re: "Big" Bride Got Married... See Lovely Pre-wedding And Wedding Photos by Dshocker(m): 10:02pm On Nov 11, 2016
Oh my....dude is one hell of a greedy muderfucker grin
Food › Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by Dshocker(m): 7:16pm On Nov 11, 2016
seizethaBae:
Yipeeee!!! finally found my long lost twinee grin. I owe nobody any explanation too but i just wanna look a lil bit chubby. Namsayin'?.
See ehn,don't mind all ds people telling you; ''eat late,drink your food,add protein to your diet''e.t.c. Ko le werk! Some of us have high rate of metabolism hence if we like we shld eat like tomorrow no go come,it won't show!. U really need to see the rate at which i eat,i eat almost every 3,3 hours,and i eat all sorts. Infact,anytime am going to my sis place,i must call her ahead to overstock her kitchen. Yels,itz dat serious. I look perfectly healthy tho. cheesy

Just last week i went to a pharmacy store to get drugs for MP and i askd d pharmacist what i can use to look a lil bit chubby,he just started the usual sermon of 'babe,u look perfect,many pple are dying to be like you bla bla bla,nd i was like; wariz dis one saying undecided

Finally,he recommended a tablet-Mosegor-pisotifen (a lil bit expensive) and another multivit capsule(u can buy anyone). I started four days ago & im looking fleshy already. cool or maybe am seeing d flesh with my imaginary eyes,donno sef cry. You can google Mosegor(will try nd upload a pix). Doesn't make me dizzy at all.

You are welcome. grin
You sure say you never carry *** grin
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Gets G-Wagon As 24th Birthday Gift From Boyfriend, Anichebe by Dshocker(m): 7:07pm On Nov 11, 2016
dukeolumde:
Mugu angry
No be small my brother
Events › Re: Why The Delta Bride Ran From The Wedding Reception - Close Friend by Dshocker(m): 1:09pm On Nov 02, 2016
Not necessarily because her true love showed up,but because his D!ck is too sweet to the core(marrow) and can her reach orgasm multiple timessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Romance › Re: Ibadan Woman Dies During Sex Romp With Lover Who Drank 'Man Power' by Dshocker(m): 7:31pm On Nov 01, 2016
:oDude wasn't merciful,nor compassionate....He ramed her at 200miles per hour
Investment › Re: Global Telecomms/ Bill Payment Business by Dshocker(m): 5:41pm On Nov 01, 2016
Bring it down to lagos,so we can mingle
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Okeke's Video Leaks. Miss Anambra 2015 In Scandal by Dshocker(m): 9:09pm On Oct 21, 2016
Too bad...Our doctor told us to eat fresh vegetables through our mouth,but young miss decided to eat hers through the veejay grin,just to make her pussycat rejoice with a tears of joy in it.
Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by Dshocker(m): 8:39pm On Oct 21, 2016
Talk2Bella:
I recently started dating someone, still trying to see how it goes smiley
Kk,wishing you all the best....Are you on instagram?
Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by Dshocker(m): 8:37pm On Oct 21, 2016
rosalieene:
That's because I am a Rev sister grin
I pray God sees you through all the days of your life as a rev sister.... Amen & God bless. grin
Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by Dshocker(m): 8:32pm On Oct 21, 2016
Talk2Bella:
Don’t you get tired when people ask you this question? But here I am asking you, why are you single? Most people don’t know being single sometimes is a choice, but what’s a choice without a purpose or a reason? If you don’t know why you’re single then you need to know why no one is asking you out.


Everyone these days is single, a guy comes up to you and says he’s single, you know this very pretty girl and she tells you she’s single and you open your mouth in awe because you don’t believe such a beaut could be single.


What is the reason behind that decision you’ve taken to be single


Work?


Heartbreak?


Sexual preference?


Finance?


Time?


Lack of a dating type?


Honesty?


Location?


School?


Waiting on someone to notice you?


Age?


Gender?


Lack of interest?


Self-Searching?


Character?


Family Background?



Tell me your reason and purpose, being single is no fun without a purpose, it sometimes lead to depression, envy, suicidal thoughts and lonesome nights.


You begin to question yourself and your existence, most people who always scream team single {without a purpose} are dying inside, they need that companionship, someone to talk to, someone to listen to, someone to touch, someone to play with, they just need someone and most times because there’s a lack of someone they begin to give everyone a chance which becomes a cycle and leads to more heartbreak and then we hear the Forever Single Phrase all over again.


You need to know why you’re single, there’s enough people in the world to go around for everyone, heck people are getting married every Saturday, every day, and you’re there scream “SINGLE LADIES” “SINGLE MEN CREW” wake up, you need help ASAP screaming Team No Hoes won’t alleviate the loneliness you feel inside, screaming Team No Dykes won’t make you feel any better, you need a purpose for being single or without that you’re just someone who isn’t able to get a man or a woman.


While I was in the University, I didn’t date, not that I didn’t have a play companion, I just didn’t want anything serious because I wanted to finish school without distractions and I saw that as one, and when I finished school I said nah, I need a job before I’d date, no one wants to date a liability, when I finally got a job I was ready to date, I did for a while and realized I wanted more things in life than dating and I went for it.


This isn’t a write-up to make you feel bad, for everything there’s a season and a reason and without these you’re just floating on the plane of reality, not making an impact, not contributing, you’re just sliding in and out without realizing how opaque your life is.


This doesn’t apply to dating alone, why do you do the things you do? What’s the reason behind the purpose that’s motivating you? Don’t forget to drop your comment and encourage someone.


Thanks.


Isabella Ibeji


Talk2Bella

http://www.talk2bella.com/2016/10/why-are-you-still-single.html?m=1
What about you Bella,are you single¿
Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by Dshocker(m): 8:30pm On Oct 21, 2016
Most Nigerian girls are single because of their greed
Celebrities › Re: The Rich Kids Of Nigeria: Dailymail UK Lists E-Money, Davido, Others by Dshocker(m): 9:34am On Oct 21, 2016
So E-money has turned to a kid na undecided
Events › Re: Igbo Lady Marries A White Man In Lekki Lagos (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 5:11am On Oct 21, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin



Lucky girl...
What made her lucky,except from the fact she got married like every other girl out there
Romance › Re: 19 Things You Should Know Before You Lose Your Virgnity by Dshocker(m): 5:19am On Oct 20, 2016
9jacex:
If you’re still a virgin later in life, it can feel like you’re the last person on earth who hasn’t had s3x, but you aren’t alone. Whether you’re waiting for your wedding or just haven’t found the right person, here’s what you should know about losing your virginity as an adult.Not all of us lose our virginity at age 16 in the back of an old Camry.If you’re still a virgin later in life, it can feel like you’re the last person on earth who hasn’t had s3x, but you aren’t alone. Whether you’re waiting for your wedding or just haven’t found the right person, here’s what you should know about losing your virginity as an adult. http://giftedviz.com/19-things-you-should-know-before-you-lose-your-virg_inity/
At least in Lagos State there is no virgin or so whatever.... Even pikin wey dem born barely 24hrs ago don begin think how she go take nack/blow.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike's Husband Bought Lexus For Her (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 9:07pm On Oct 19, 2016
Dan ìs ká..Mob of almost N60million

Lexus 570 is the latest beast in town & ready to give Mercedes Benz G63 & Range Rover Vogue a run for their money.
Business › Re: IMF Affirms Nigeria As Africa’s Biggest Economy!!! by Dshocker(m): 9:09am On Oct 19, 2016
God forbid... They keep deceiving us & keep giving false hope.The Nigeria i know is dying & people are suffering.



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