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Romance › Re: 10 Types Of Assistant Girlfriends by Dshocker(m): 6:08pm On Oct 13, 2016
Piercedclit:
cheesy grin This guys aint loyal cheesy
I'm not an assistant on anything on that list up there. #Mainchickornothing huh undecided
Na who we go ask naaaaaa grin
Celebrities › Re: Everyday Is No Bra Day For These Nigerian Celebrities (photos) by Dshocker(m): 5:59pm On Oct 13, 2016
AngelAhnie:
You badgrin maheeda is cool
Yes naaaa,not just Nigerian celebrities,most girls we have now aren't even ready for a steady relationship, majority wants a friend with benefits(runz) kinda life style.


They keep setting their standard too high,even heaven won't be able to reach.
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Agrees To Give N10k To A Follower Who Asked by Dshocker(m): 5:51pm On Oct 13, 2016
Toke we all use to know wasn't fair in complexion like this 15yrs ago....girls girls girls,how many times did i call on all of you,most especially Nigerian girls.ok ooO!


Only God that knows best.
Celebrities › Re: Everyday Is No Bra Day For These Nigerian Celebrities (photos) by Dshocker(m): 5:49pm On Oct 13, 2016
AngelAhnie:
They are too flat. I only feel ..... lipsrsealed
Babes she is 41yrs of age naaaaa....She don enter demurrage,na overtime she dey now.

I hope men are still her how market.
Politics › Re: How Nigeria Swapped 21 Chibok Girls For 4 Boko Haram Commanders - Daily Trust by Dshocker(m): 5:46pm On Oct 13, 2016
And those four bastard will go plan more harm than destruction....
Celebrities › Re: Everyday Is No Bra Day For These Nigerian Celebrities (photos) by Dshocker(m): 5:41pm On Oct 13, 2016
AngelAhnie:
Rita lipsrsealed
Why calling on ritas'...It seems you feeling her boobz grin
Science/Technology › Re: Live Crocodile Caught In Oraukwu, Anambra State. To Be Sold For N50k by Dshocker(m): 2:07pm On Oct 13, 2016
Go to Agulu lake you will find bigger ones that the government has put a stop in the hunt for crocodiles
Travel › Re: Nigerian Lady Gives Oyinbo Peppersoup In US, Then Lands In Police Station (Pics) by Dshocker(m): 1:58pm On Oct 13, 2016
Pheals:
Must you give oyinbo our food !! Hope they free her, so that she can also sue them if she as the right
What are you saying?.... Its the guy that has every right to sue her
Health › Re: Asthmatic Patient Killed By Refuse At Douglas Road Owerri - Facebook User (Pics) by Dshocker(m): 1:23pm On Oct 13, 2016
Nigeria a third world country developing nation will never & can never progress,unless the government utilizes its wealth amicably....cos these are the kind of news i have been hearing since my childhood days,just an act of negligence & ignorance by the beast representing each and every one of us from the local government level,down to the federal level.
Celebrities › Re: Davido And American Singer Tinashe In New Stunning Photos by Dshocker(m): 10:55am On Oct 13, 2016
Tinashe too pretty
Science/Technology › Re: Residents Kill Three Pythons In Lagos by Dshocker(m): 10:14am On Oct 13, 2016
Three innocent persons are dead somewhere, just trying to practice witchcraft
Health › Re: Photos Of This Cute Nigerian Gynaecologist Who Is Making Waves Online by Dshocker(m): 10:18pm On Oct 12, 2016
Rosella1:
Ohhhh, my water just broke, doctor, doctor. Somebody, anyone, Op please call that doctor for me! #Cutie
Helloooo,if your water just broke,we have capable hands to welcome your child into the world.

These are professionals waiting to deliver you.

Health › Re: Photos Of This Cute Nigerian Gynaecologist Who Is Making Waves Online by Dshocker(m): 10:14pm On Oct 12, 2016
abike12:
Chei! <3
If you like piss for ur pant grin
Health › Re: Photos Of This Cute Nigerian Gynaecologist Who Is Making Waves Online by Dshocker(m): 10:11pm On Oct 12, 2016
Handsome asss nigga
Crime › Re: FRSC Official Got Beaten Up By Huge Man (photos) by Dshocker(m): 5:06pm On Oct 12, 2016
They can't do anything to those living up north,especially if ulyou live in kano,kaduna & abuja.


NEPA hardly cuts off a northern man's electrical wire,even if he is owning for 10yrs

POLICE barely arrests a northern,even if the evidence to his crime is visible, mostly would take permission from the village/community chief before arrest.


Break traffic rules up north,FRSC will do nothing at it,rather/highest they do is lecture/tutor them offenders with fear

But once they find themselves in the Western,Eastern & Southern part of Nigeria,they become tiger of the tigress
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Reacts To Toke Makinwa's "One Night Stand Comment" by Dshocker(m): 4:51pm On Oct 12, 2016
[size=20pt]Being an oap doesn't make you intelligent.If you've been an adhere listener to Rhythm 93.7,you will know that Toke Makinwa has nothing upstairs, although her english is superb............i could remember she was mentioning the south eastern states & called Onitsha as a state,plus other numerous mistake she has said on air that even an 8yr old baby knows [/size]
Romance › Re: When You Have Different Men Giving You Money by Dshocker(m): 2:19pm On Oct 12, 2016
cutiesoglam:
I concur
Not just concurring,but putting it into play
Romance › Re: When You Have Different Men Giving You Money by Dshocker(m): 2:15pm On Oct 12, 2016
Talk2Bella:
This is for the girls who think it’s fun to sleep around or have different men who give them money for different things while they have one boyfriend who they claim to love.

Just imagine your life is like this every day, you speak to Alhaji, you thank him for the money he gave to you, and what next? You book an appointment with him, selling your body in the process just because of money.

Your life is in shambles, stick to one man, it pays, there’s no gain in that life, you have different men who cater to your different needs but at the end of the day you’re no different from ladies who sell their body for money.

You know all languages to communicate with the different men in your life, but when your boyfriend calls you, you speak like a Briton, deceiving him, assuring him of the non-existent love you have for him and still collecting the little he has, my dear, body go tell you.

We are in ember month, please be careful, so many evil men out their looking for girls to use for ritual purposes, don’t let your parents efforts be in vain, don’t lose that man who would give all to be with you just because of money, he’s poor today don’t mean he won’t make it, encourage him, be his neck and backbone, a word is enough for the wise.

This Is Funny And Entertaining But Also Has A Message In It For Our Ladies.

Please like, share and subscribe.

Thanks and Godbless



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnysKdP0_2Q

Isabella Ibeji
I don't know if you the one on the video....But am happy a Nigerian girl could reason like this.


I think the world would be a better place if all female folks behaves in such manner
Celebrities › Re: MC Galaxy Gives N1million To Laura Ikeji To Assist Her In Opening Her Dream Shop by Dshocker(m): 1:47pm On Oct 12, 2016
Good riddance to bad rubbish... Imagine giving a helping hand to the sister of a billionaire & singer/yellow pawpaw might be thinking he has contributed effectively in the eyes of God & in the eyes of man.


N1m to IDP camp will go a long way to put a smile in the faces of young desperate Nigerians
Politics › Re: The Scene Of The Bomb Blast At Muna Garage, Maiduguri (Graphic Photos) by Dshocker(m): 1:37pm On Oct 12, 2016
Am yet to understand if islam is of violence or peace
Family › Re: Teenage Girl ‘Resurrects' In Warri At Her Burial by Dshocker(m): 11:20am On Oct 12, 2016
makelove2m:
who gave the little girl belle naaaaaaaah?, pictures pls
I think APC is responsible for the pregnancy grin
Family › Re: Teenage Girl ‘Resurrects' In Warri At Her Burial by Dshocker(m): 11:17am On Oct 12, 2016
Funny...Maybe heaven and hell rejected her,so she has no choice but to return to fulfill her life calling,cos God has already programmed our life duration on earth.
Celebrities › Re: Beverly Osu Goes Braless In Plunging Blue Dress (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 9:26am On Oct 12, 2016
Future wife to somebody
Business › Re: Naira Maintains Gain On Parallel Market by Dshocker(m): 6:47am On Oct 12, 2016
Not impressive at all,after promising to make the naira equal to the dollar.
Career › Re: How Other Staffs In The Office See It Admins by Dshocker(m): 6:41am On Oct 12, 2016
viqueta:
How other staffs in the office see IT Admins.......

Computer refuses to come on, they scream IT..... when you come you will discover that they didn't plug in the power cable

Printer refuses to print, they scream IT when you finally get there you discover that they didn't load paper

AC refuses to work, they scream IT, come and check why this AC is not working

Coffee maker refuses to work, they scream IT, come and make it work

Their cell phones doesn't have network, they scream IT, why can't i make calls, madam am i your service provider?

Car refuses to start, they be like call that IT guy may be he can fix it, errr sir, but i don't even have a car in the first place

Office door refuses to open, they call IT, but madam am not a carpenter na

please we are IT admins, we love our jobs no doubt but we are not MAGICIANS #lifeofanITadmin #ITisfun #ITrules
Don't worry,one of em stuffs will call on the IT that his wife can't get pregnant..... Thats were you come in,to put your marital IT experience to use,by RAMing her at 200miles per hour grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Meet The Handsome Abuja Based Guy Who Has Won Affection From Ladies Online. PICS by Dshocker(m): 11:31pm On Oct 11, 2016
PaperLace:
The guy is handsome but I don't think it's really about his face, there are lots of handsome guys out there _ I think it's his style.
He has a good fashion sense.
Babe u no lie
Romance › Re: Meet The Handsome Abuja Based Guy Who Has Won Affection From Ladies Online. PICS by Dshocker(m): 11:15pm On Oct 11, 2016
LuvU2:
Cute bt not my type smiley
Can you please....... huh
Investment › Re: Good Condition 15, 20 &!30 Tons Box Body Trucks Needed (PAYMENT IS IMMEDIATELY) by Dshocker(m): 8:57am On Oct 11, 2016
GRACEGLORY:
15 And 30 Tons Box Body Trucks Needed A.S.A.P

Cyrus Jesunifemi
0803 054 6462.
What would it conveying & what location?
Autos › Re: 5 Classic Citroen DSs on slr by Dshocker(m): 8:39am On Oct 11, 2016
kengodson:
no sir, its not true, some people by classics and restore it, have sold some, and if u know senator dino, u will know what i mean wink
Oga classic cars don't work in Africa,probably in Europe or America,where parts of vehicle can easily be sorted if need be.....You are on your own if anything happens with it here in 9ja
Politics › Re: Judges Boycott Courts In Abuja To Protest Arrest Of Colleagues by Dshocker(m): 6:30am On Oct 11, 2016
What are they really protesting...when they were the ones that gave fair rulings to corrupt politicians
Autos › Re: 5 Classic Citroen DSs on slr by Dshocker(m): 11:15pm On Oct 10, 2016
In Nigeria we don't do classic cars....They prefer it new & latest,even ahead of time,like 2017 Mercedes Benz G900 Brabus $200,000(N100,000,000)
Health › Re: Help Before I Kill Myself. Body Odour Has Turned Me To A Recluse. by Dshocker(m): 6:21pm On Oct 10, 2016
mikemikoo2:
Hello all. I had to create a new account for this just so I wont get laughed at. Ive been battling with body odour for about 2 years now. It has defied all physical measures such as hygiene and deodorants. Ive tried damn near all deodorants I can find in the store. Ive also tried things like lime, lemon, vinegar, baking soda and the likes. I dont even perspire much but when I put on any anti perspirant, I get smelly in no time without sweating. I think the culprit is my underarm but I shave all the time and wash up properly. I went to the hospital and took blood tests and everything came out normal‎. 

I have decided to try traditional means such as iya alagbon and the likes as I hear some of them are very good. Please help recommend any solution apart from hygiene and shaving. Please I beg, this thing has put my life on a stand still as I cant mingle and move about freely without people rubbing their noses and making faces at me. It has made me suicidal. Who wouldve thought id end up with such issues?

Also please if u know any good traditional specialist in things like this, kindly let me know. Im in lagos.

Lalasticlala kindly move this to the front page so I can get varied suggestions please or else I just might end up as the next rip on social media. These days I am sad all the time and find it very hard to go out. Thanks for ur help‎
Stop eating spicy food & stop eating food made with maggi

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