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He has better chances of getting some pity from that court if he uses his "home" language and then having someone interpret it.

More like. . .

Judge: So Mr Sammie, how did this happen?

Translator: O mehn, bros how e take happen?

Sammie: My lord, I swear I no talk anything o. Based on sey me and my babe just dey the bukka and we order for the food. Me i come do mistake think sey this babe wan attack my babe so I say make I talk wetin I talk to raise alarm but I been no know. Next thing, next thing. . . olopa just appear o. Me come think sey him dey find roger roger. My lord na so e take happen. walahi I no know at all sey na like this. Ha if i know how i for manage eff up naw. Oga judge you too think am naw, you never hear my CD? Me na chineke bros all the way from 9ja.

Translator: translates into English.

Judge: Case closed, be on the next flight outta here you digg?

Translator: Omo, discharge with next chachangi.

pun intended, serious people please ignore me.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=484103.msg6442404#msg6442404 date=1279964981]^^^^ She became a sugar mummy,[/quote]. . . and I wasn't told?!

Police: You are under arrest for racial remarks
Sammie: Wetin I talk?

Well that's if I were him.
Why is no one saying what he said?

Omni came outta nowhere and pulled the damn plug (as usual).

Just put it up on my server and it worked also.

sawyerrken.com/upload

Wont be there for long (kids are bad).

Your script worked flawlessly (and I have stolen it for later modification and use when necessary, thank you) on my local server (running WAMP).
So if its not working well on your server, it has to do with permissions and hope you created the "myuploads" directory.

Drop ya reviews here also
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-476807.0.html

www.ecashshop.com

Don't make any real orders please, I will release the final version early next week.

I also created an admin area for the client where he can play around with settings for his site. I cant give public access to that but here's a screenshot of what it looks like:
https://i28.tinypic.com/xf2r6v.jpg

Just when I was about getting pop corn.

Yea you should talk with sam milla, he has more experience with dealing with those small winches than any of us.

Those things can be annoying sha and dem no dey relent. They are like soldier ants.

Its your call.

What is Success Digest? A news site or a new paper coy?

Check your phpinfo() (php configuration data). Make sure php safe mode is Off and file_uploads is On.

Then again, can you paste the script you have written? I want to see a few things, like how you referenced the upload directory, if you used absolute path change it to relative.

Michelin you fell for Chichi's excuse?

She can't insert quotes? haha how lame can that excuse be?
Mich, if "she" really wanted to insert quotes and didn't know how to, she woulda inserted jackbaur's statement and then make her own statement after it.

Its obvious "she" did it and tried to edit the post and got the you-cant-modify-a-locked-post message.

Jack, try o!