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Yes, sadly.
Shouldn't surprised any informed person.

@yslegel, you can start eating dust if you want. I don't owe you a single URL to any of my jobs. As said earlier, I am not the everyday guy you see around flaunting jobs to prove a point. You want a job done and can pay? Send a job request like the gazzilion others do and if I am free to take up new projects, you'd hear from me.

@the post directly above mine(sorry, forgot the name and I'm posting from a handheld, can't go back lol). I am glad coldfusion works for you so preach it. PHP has worked for me for ages and I preach it. . .and no I am not a fresh grad. I'd like to see you or anyone else make some CF impact here for those interested in it and for the entire dev community.

nathltd:
@dualCore, u sound immature. For d fact, I hv bn using CF 4 d past 5yrs n it delivas my intended result n it pays my bills. But knowin all programin jagons without a decent project, u r lik a fed govt berocrat. I am challenged by recent posts, im not bias abt other lang but, make my word, in 2yrs time naija'll be flooded with cf developers. Pls guys CeaseFire.

Look dude, I have no issues with Coldfusion and as said earlier I see no use for it cuz PHP takes care of my every need. You looking for my projects? Stick around bro, sorry I am not one of those show-me-your-works kinda dude. I studied software eng and majored in Java but hey, I don't need Java to do my everyday work but that doesnt mean I can't code in Java if the job demands that. If for any reason a job demands coldfusion cuz PHP can't handle it. . . ofcourse I will use coldfusion. . . but ofcourse that's almost likely never going to happen. . .cuz PHP got it all. Don't hate, no one put a gun to your head to choose your "home" language. If you have faith in your "home" language, stick with it and preach it. I'd like to get back to you in 2 years on this and we see the development of CF. I am wondering what spectacular thing would happen in 2 years that couldn't happen all the while. . . this is 2011.

ihostafric:
Your name is dual core, we have a name to protect, as per ihostafrica, exchanging words with you under my company's ID is not a polite one, wait for my response under my ID ysiegel, then you will show your stunt technically.

you can write 1 million post for all i care if it makes no sense to me they are just waste of time, like i said tell us what you have done as a php guru and let people asses you, and stop picking on what other people have said then we will know if you are technically sound or not, everyone can see ihostafrica's website and they can comment, give us your own, even if it's your personal site, or tell us if you build nairaland, mark my word and everyone reading, Dualcore should come back here and post a site he has built or a project he has done php wise, then we will evaluate your competence, it is so dull of you to count investment out any business.

i am very sure you have not graduated from school when i start learning php, that is if you even graduate, i don't want to know how old you are, you are so small to evaluate my competence, but i will not drag the company i work for into this, watch out for ysiegel that's my personal ID and until you tell me what you have done or any of your post that make sense, as for me you are just an empty barrel.

Good Day.

You don't protect a name when you haven't made one. You should have thought of your name before you embarked on your career suicide.

instinctg:
@dual and ihostafric
U don't need to start a tug here.
Regarding coldfusion hosting, I still stand by d fact dat nigerian host companies need to create room for other technologies

Coldfusion is not Linux that's opensource so one has to count the cost and weigh it with demand. Since 2007 I havn't seen huge project done with CF here and apart from the member "Timileyin" (i kno I got that spelling wrong, but u kno who I'm talking about) I don't see anyone really preaching CF.

So CF evangelists should create the demand and supply will follow. We can't put supply before demand and we can't supply when demand faint. Until then I suggest you get a VPS and install coldfusion on it and use it for your needs.

Bleh! see this one!!
Sorry dude, I am a PHP diehard web developer and a Linux admin who fuccks with penguins in the cold nights while you lay asleep. I have zero experience with coldfusion cuz I see no use for it as I can screw your GF over with PHP. I don't need to know jack about coldfusion to get it working on Linux. You never see mechanic wey no sabi drive right-handed cars abi? Don't worry you are growing. . . there's a lot to see.

As I said, all the kids claiming to host coldfusion. . . show you are not a kid by posting an output of the Linux command I posted above. I have to state clearly that the command above is Linux as I see babies thinking its coldfusion. Dude where are you from? I saw you bashing a fellow here cuz he's a reseller. . . it turns out he has more sense than you.


As for your shitty request for acquisition I don't answer retar.ded questions. Anyone who sees no use for 24/7 online tech support and an SSL on a site that collects customer personal information and ensures customer privacy is retar.ded. . . for the time being.
If you think webhosting is about borrowing money to pay for a 2 year lease on a managed dedicated server, reboot your thoughts.


I see you have no idea what a sandbox is. You think you know but I have seen your type come, go, come again, get frustrated, go, come again humbled.

If you like take this as a challenge and go and install coldfusion on your cPanel server (if you even can), I accept no responsibilities for how fuccked your apache config will be after a rebuild.


You want to gimme assignment! You must be outta your sanity. Just cuz I am on the same thread with you you think we are technically at par? Give yourself the personal goal of reading my 8000 posts, you may just get intelligent and also know how to flirt and chyke babes better than *dhtml

LoLz, funny thread.

For those claiming they have coldfusion and can host CF, run the command below as root (if you dunno what that means, ask your "daddy" to run it for you) and post the output here.

#cd /opt/coldfusion[version]/bin
#./coldfusion start

If you can't come up with an output that shows coldfusion has started or failed to start cuz its already running, stay quiet this isn't some cPanel addon ish.

. . . may get dirty with this later on on a sandbox.

WEB007:
Can your web design skills match any of these websites? -
1. www.gulder-nigeria.com
2. www.gulder5asidefootball.com
3. www.matinadanceall.tv,star-nigeria.com/Quest/homepage.html
4. http://www.star-nigeria.com/Quest/homepage.php
5. www.star-nigeria.com
6. http://gulderultimatesearch.tv/GUS%206/homepage.html
7. www.amstel-nigeria.com

and perhaps on the low end side: http://kitchensandaccessories.com/

These are a few of our present designs. If you can match the graphics designs, interface/layout structure and creative use of elements with captivating flash animations and visually apealing aesthetics of these works, then you are the person we are looking for to join our great team in showing the world that "naija has got creative talent".

mail me on webstrademus@gmail.com with your full details - 1. Full Names  2. Email  3. Phone Number   4. Url of some of your projects  5. Your present address  6. Your skill proficiency. Please this is for SERIOUS MINDED INDIVIDUALS ONLY!!!

Best of Luck

You need to be looking for a good web designer (xHTML/CSS/Javascript) to compliment the work of your graphics designer. Your sites are done by a team of good graphic guys and poor designers. Look at this for instance: http://www.gulder-nigeria.com/ultimatepromo.html No professional web designer will let that page go online with a table formatting as such. Then, your sites have almost the same feel across them. . . no major creativity.
Get a good guy and you may eliminate the need for heavy flash.
All the best.

P.S: This is not a job application/manifesto, I am NOT looking for a job.

CE isn't new per say. Its been up for over a year and I think I started using it in their early stages. I don't see this as a Nigerian Paypal. I just have to say it works and works well and is good for those who dont want to deal with Interswitch and their fees and commisions. It needs some more exposure.

Except there is something there that I can't get elsewhere and easier, I wont be registering on a forum that won't allow guest views of the boards.

You will need to give more information to get help. Start by stating the link where this is happening

Yea, is good for testing. We used to be erm. . . Ehen, if a server is needed during the development I can provide that. I no see any babe for that list o, so so men . I can't do any backend coding in a backsideless environment o, abeg!

All the best in your endeavours.

^ dude , state facts or reasons to back yourself up.

Help yourself by putting faith in a Nigerian host. There r good ones, do your homework.

middayhost:
Scammers will not give their contact address, Please press on, your service will be rendered ! Wish you luck

There is no contact address. There is no company reg number.

Our business is strictly online and we intend to keep it that way or else on very exceptional cases. If you absolutely need to visit us, you can schedule an appointment by calling the numbers above.

And this is rather very stuupid.

You will start surfing the internet with unlimited access within the next 24hrs if you have fulfilled the following requirements;

You should have a computer or laptop running windows Vista or Windows 7 only.
An internet modem or a mobile phone(3G/Edge) with modem capabilities.
A sim card from any network provider.
That's all.

Why will you pay money to anyone to fix you up on any of the 3G/EDGE providers when you can get the service directly from MTN, GLO, Zain, E.T.C.

Dude, I don't pity you. In a bid to steal from a network provider (by not paying them directly for internet access) you got stolen from. Karma is a wateva.
There is nothing legit about this business and I don't know how you want to report this to any authority without getting into trouble yourself.

Pay for internet. You know the right sources to pay to. Don't cut corners.

Yawa has always been in my number 1 switch/case slot. Na as she never ever gree return true na him make me dey hit other babes as default.
Please don't ban me, I don't want to scrub Google on how to hack and deface .

What do you mean nothing? You called and no response or they responded but can't provide service paid for?

If ajaxify no be *dhtml . . . let me marry yawa tommorow!

Have you used the info on this page to contact them?
http://www.webworksafrica.com/contact-information/

This is THE M.I? He's smallish  abi na your photoshop?  . . . I need to start picking interest in 9ja entertainment.

Site looks good, yea the small dude too  . . . I share Yawatide's only yawa about the site.

The concept you used at the footer. . .  I have never seen it in light colors. I think it is to depict a landscape's view in the night. Those things come in black or very dark winch blue.  My suggestion: Make the fill black and the lines white or #333, #999, #ccc, #666

I'd like to see what other pages will look like. . . how they will be consistent with this homepage.

Excuse my graphic skills, I don't use photoshop

Ok

I'm as into this project as I'm into the OP (figuratively literal).

Omni, I see the pricing thing going on but personally its not happened to me in recent times cuz of how I interact with prospective clients. When they contact me tht they need something done, before I waste both our time I ask them if they have a budget for this and I would want to know. If their budget is off course, I politely reply and close the matter, honestly if they reply back asking how much I will want to do it, I don't reply. It ends there. If however they don't provife me a budget to work with, I waste/spend an hour or so producing a very detailed proposal with a very detailed cost breakdown and I politely add that the cost is non-negotiable as its best priced by me. Now its their choice to give me what I ask for or more (no less) or run away. Its not pride, its just how I am, lol.

I think its actually favoring me. The clients who want 5-page company brochures know not to bother me so I don't have to filter web dev request from online brochure requests in my email.

For me its simple, clients who want 5-page brochure sites should install a cms and do it themselves or get one of the 10k guys. Clients who want applications that have requirement precision should meet the developers. Omni, you should be jailed for doing a 5-page site cuz no be your work. These guys are not really stepping on our field. I think these is a fine line between a joomla installer and a web developer.

Yawa, hope sey na joke

Yawa, most "designers" here are not concerned about breaking even. We have at-al-at-all-na-him-bad-pass "designers" everywhere. They have placed zero value on their time. Its sad but its the reality.

Egbon caramba, 16 na ni o! Haba

Try that and get back to us.

Omni, long time.

What do you have set in your headers? It could be that your IP address is blacklisted by Google or SPF records are not present or set properly in your domain's DNS.

Post your header variable.
I could also give your temporary access to server where you can upload just the mail part to check if it works on a different server.

I'm 16 too. Free us abeg, no spoil ma runs abeg.

And is this related to the thread, ofcox yes! I am trying to arrange a collabo of a web developer and a graphic wizbabe so we can produce better Nigerian sites.

Uncle Fayi, don't mind this boy o!

Post the full mail() code you are using.
Is it that these mails don't get into gmail at all or they do but are in spam folder instead of inbox?