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Person just want make I stain this my Versace for yard fight but I go just bone cuz him no know sey na Versace.

[quote author=emeka.D. link=topic=689987.msg8547163#msg8547163 date=1308479575]lie @ slyrox the message you sent me says 20px by 20px    [/quote]Could you kindly spend less time and muscles distracting this thread with some signature trivialities? Are you Englishly challenged that Slyrox has to interpret rules that are written in plain English?

Mr Barzini:
Oh please shut your trap. When did I say I couldn't carry it on my brain. Please try understanding something before you exhibit absolute idiocy on the forums.
Do you know what EJB is ? Its a failure on its on part from sun. Everything that can be done with EJB / J2EE can be done with far less resources and time with PHP you dolt!
It uses far much resources than php. Glassfish,Jboss are cumbersome failures. Please do some research in EJB / J2EE Web applications and find out why it is rarely used and widely avoided. Use your brains you clod!

No disrespect but I'm too grown up to engage you in that sand. However, do well to state your personal opinions as is, not as standards. Just so everyone's clear, I repeat . . . he may have a better brain to carry what you ran away from (certainly not in 7 days tho).

Nice evening, kid. (No disrespect at all, I'm old enough to call you kid).

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=693334.msg8541920#msg8541920 date=1308390276]Senor dual core? where is he going to start the training from? since he aint got no backbone??[/quote]He can start by learning attitude so we have less e-kids to handle in our e-old age.

Darn't my laptop is pissing me off. . . surge jst fcked up its power supply

Disable directory listing.

http://on.nigautoguide.com/programmes/
http://on.nigautoguide.com/images/
http://on.nigautoguide.com/focus/

Mr Barzini:
Why learn that ridiculous waste? I did EJB, J2EE. And its a phucking cumbersome waste!

One man's waste is another man's taste.
Try not to enforce your personal opinions on people. With all due respect, he may have a better brain to carry what you ran away from (certainly not in 7 days tho) so I implore you to drop your NIIT'ish approach to programming.

I dunno where you guys conjure this learn-programming-quick ideas from.

Why don't you try learning open heart surgery in 2 weeks.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-692688.0.html

I will believe you if you tell me you have a shorter way of <?php echo "babe" ?>

Nice idea.
This should be a "default" for my .htacces cuz ob_start ad flush are as good as regulars on my scripts.

That domain is still available, edit your post and remove it.

Problem solved. If only Google could solve (Nigerian) babe problems this well. Google "how to satisfy a 9ja babe". . . return "Error 419";

Awesome! That just fixes the last piece of my puzzle.

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=691278.msg8537975#msg8537975 date=1308327363]@poster, i seem to have figured out the problem - send the files to my email - zip 'em first[/quote]You and seun dey smoke the same pot this evening? 


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on a side note, ob_start() at the beginning of your php and ob_flush() at the end of it should also fix this.

shay you don get am now

<jokes apart>
Optimize your site for search engines
Disregard the idea above. . . its crap, your site doesn't need to have info thts not available elsewhere (Seun, don't scare people please).
Your site needs to be among the first to answer present when people seek for an information. SERP
Spread the word, make noise, post hand bills, annoy neighbors and put stickers on their bumpers.
Put dog tags labelled with your domain on your neighbors dogs, chickens also
Submit your site to listings
Trade links with sites in the same niche as yours.
I'm tired of typing.
</jokes apart>

I just Google'd "how to kill myself" and got tips*. I also Google'd "how to hack google", got tips. I Google'd "Google is silly", got info. Now why won't I get info on "jQuery slideshow" if I just Google it? 



*i won't be held responsible for the results of your actions based on tips you get for killing yourself painlessly. In other words, if you kill yourself you have no case to make with me in any court and if after killing yourself you take me to court I will tell the Judge to ask you if you didnt see this disclaimer before putting the 5000 volts red and black wires on your tongue. 

Same thing with my preaching joor

ylinkz:
what do u wanna do?

fd4all234:
Hi guys,

Please i want to added slideshow to my website, and i don't know the code to use.

OP, Google "jQuery slideshow".

A word is enough for the wise.

- Pastor DC

I have observed over time that people put up a follow me on twitter/facebook/linkdin before they even signup on any of those social site, hence the rise of dead social buttons. Here's the scenario in my head:

Client: erm, you will put facebook and twitter on the site
Webmaster: ok, please mail me your facebook and twitter links
Client: just put the shiny twitter and facebook logos we will supply link later

In most cases that later becomes eternity.

Let the fun begin, "catch" some sites red handed and post.
Hopefully the owners will see it somehow and fix!

A thousand years is to God as one day.

Trust in God but lock your car doors.

Have faith but don't abuse it.

- Pastor DC

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Now how this involves slyrox beats me.

We are all blessed with some measure of common sense

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yawa, aye do.

Yea, thanks

another solution.

No changes to your original HTML in your first post, just the CSS. Look at the change in bold.



CSS
#frame   
      {
      background:#000;
      font: 11px/1.5 Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
      width: inherit;
      }


#sidecol   {width: 150px;
      margin-right:15px;
      height:auto;
      float:left;
      }

#sidecol ul {color:#f60;
                 list-style: none;
                 line-height:3em;
                 text-indent:-2em;
                 margin-top:0;
                 }         

#main   {width: 600px;
      border-left: 1px solid #999;
      float: left;
clear:right;
      background:#fff;

      }

HTML

<div id="frame">
<div id="sidecol">
<ul>
<li>The Foundation</li>
<li>Mission</li>
<li>Inspiration</li>
<li><a href="#">Management</a></li>
</ul></div>
<div id="main">
,
</div>
<div class="clear"></div>
</div>



CSS


.clear{
clear:both;
}

#frame
{
background:#000;
font: 11px/1.5 Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
width: inherit;
}


#sidecol {width: 150px;
margin-right:15px;
height:auto;
float:left;
}

#sidecol ul {color:#f60;
list-style: none;
line-height:3em;
text-indent:-2em;
margin-top:0;
}

#main {width: 600px;
border-left: 1px solid #999;
float: left;
background:#fff;

}

No hidden charges!

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[quote author=yawa-ti-de link=topic=688064.msg8498787#msg8498787 date=1307788702]HTML, CSS, JavaScript and little PHP/MySQL[/quote]If you add Bleep class alongside CSS class I wld be really interested.