₦airaland Forum

BigBenoski: he wont last month with these. Damn!

how?

bennyraz: Angel Jennifer! Angel Jennifer! Angel jennifer! Angel jennifer! My ans to ur question is u haven't found/seen a guy that would make ur heart beat at a geometric rate, u haven't seen a guy that u feel he shares the same body and soul with u. Once you find, u are in love. Shekena

fa fa fa fou!!! those sh1ts are illusions they don't last.

bba sux!!

@alexleo, ok no probs don't worry about all what i stated up there. just send me the address of the nearest branch to me or give me that of ur branch. i'll like to attend. and more importantly hope to find a wife there cos i learnt you guys have beautiful, godly, and well groomed babes in ur church especially in the choir and orchestra or lets do it this way, invite me to ur branch. i'll be of good behavior , join the choir and orchestra and probably learn how to play the trumpet. coz i wan sabi blow trumpet. and then you may introduce me to any of the good sisters i'm a lover of natural beauty. imagine beauty of the lord without pancake and tiroo allaluyah! seriously dude next sunday i hope to be running this package. hope you are game.

what about hypocrisy? the church teaches that watching television, using the computer/internet is a sin.but i learnt that most of the pastors have jettisoned that idea. i also learnt that they dont use powder and colognes etc that those things are iniquities

now @poster you give the impression that giving is not stressed in the church.but don't forget that their are blessings in giving. although the criminal nature its being used in churches these days lives much to be deserved.

responds from those who attend the church shows that they do not sing any other songs other than hymnals. which i think is quite limiting. though we also have good hymns; but only hymns is like confining you to a funny system where you cant express yourself and praise God as led by the holy spirit. besides only hymns makes the service dull.

a friend who visited told me they never beveled/ agreed he was born again. he said after the service one sunday evening, the church members pounced on him mounting pressure on him to remain on his kneels praying for his soul as he was heading to hell fire. according to him he wondered if these people had designing spirit. he felt somewhat embarrassed.
according to him also. their testimony system requires that you stick to your being born again and nothing more eg if you testify that God blessed you with a car, you'l be made to shot up.

is the church aroud lekki-ajah area? coz i'd like to visit. among other things i was told the church is similar to deeper life, mountain of fire and maybe chosen ministries. which are good churches.

what about hypocrisy? the church teaches that watching television, using the computer/internet is a sin.but i learnt that most of the pastors have jettisoned that idea. i also learnt that they dont use powder and colognes etc that those things are iniquities

now @poster you give the impression that giving is not stressed in the church.but don't forget that their are blessings in giving. although the criminal nature its being used in churches these days lives much to be deserved.

responds from those who attend the church shows that they do not sing any other songs other than hymnals. which i think is quite limiting. though we also have good hymns; but only hymns is like confining you to a funny system where you cant express yourself and praise God as led by the holy spirit. besides only hymns makes the service dull.

a friend who visited told me they never beveled/ agreed he was born again. he said after the service one sunday evening, the church members pounced on him mounting pressure on him to remain on his kneels praying for his soul as he was heading to hell fire. according to him he wondered if these people had designing spirit. he felt somewhat embarrassed.
according to him also. their testimony system requires that you stick to your being born again and nothing more eg if you testify that God blessed you with a car, you'l be made to shot up.

is the church aroud lekki-ajah area? coz i'd like to visit. among other things i was told the church is similar to deeper life, mountain of fire and maybe chosen ministries. which are good churches.

ok good church. do they have a branch in lekki-ajah area?

Logic Mind: maybe lack of sex caused him to go mad and got himself killed.

may God forgive you. but you claimed to have been a christian before. why are you now manifesting the spirit of Antichrist?

are yyou a pastor in the church?

is it for Hnd graduates ?

fear, fear, fear. every one is afraid. any one could have done that. besides boko haram don't give notice.

cowards die many times before their death

ogbeche77: Hope u are aware WEBB ll be officiating City Vs N'Castle match. Dont write of united just yet

if its weeb; so fukin what?? is he going to stop anyone from putting the ball into the net?

cyrexx: how did america stop al-qaeda from terrorising them again. they are tough and they let those islamic fundamentalist know that americans wont take it easy with them. thats why they attacked their base and supporters in afghanistan and iraq and pakistan. these fundamentalist will not listen to voice of reason because they wrongly believe they are doing God's work, so negotiation is a humiliting way of giving them undeserved attention. if america can research and know where to take the battle to; a competent commander-in-chief should do diligent research and deal strongly with them, thats the only language these terrorists understand.

and it took america 10 years. the citizens were also patient.how long can you wait.the situation of US and that of nigeria is not the same.

egift: Poster I hate it whenever you open a thread like this. If you need my solution, just approve my 1.3 billion naira daily food, Presidential salary, 8 presidential jets, that multi-covoy, presidential clearance, accommodation in the president's lodge, all the hundreds of aids, unlimited withdrawal limit of Presido's wallet, name me commander in chief of the armed forces, etc.

What you will:
- End of Boko, Militancy, kidnapping and Robbery (it will be easier to rob the US Treasury than try it here).
- Massive Development, Infrastructure, empowerment and reformation of our agencies, ministries, etc.
- By the time I order the arrests and trial of 1000 politicians who steal from government purse with maximum punishment, nobody will try it. Anytime the do, the get instant punishment.
- Provide Light, Water, shelter and security as fast as obtainable.

So any time you ask this question for ideas, be ready to pay for it, or sack the incompetence presently occupying the post.

These are normal text book stuff. maybe if you contest of a councilor position in nigeria and maybe tru the PDP, you'll know that these things you wrote especially the third one is very difficult or near impossible.

odiaero: Nigerians always good at complaining and good for nothing. Goodluck go toilet, they complain, Goodluck complain, they complain, Goodluck bought a Shoe, they complain, ok, Goodluck refused to put on Shoe, they complain, Seun change his site format, they complain.

Please just find something to keep u busy and quit complaining about everything all the time, do not grumble when u cant help a situation

GBAM!!!

the more reason why every one in a family should not use the same phone network.

anything GEJ gives some people e-rectio-n.

Silva79: If you voted GEJ, may God treat ur matters the swift,decisive and urgent way he is treating Nigeria's. AMEEEENNNN!!!

guy, forget that side. if GEJ didn't win that election there would have been war in the south south and niger delta. Nigerias economy would have been grounded. international oil price would have gone up. the economic frustration would have been more overwhelming. wonder why lots of nairalanders don't think broadly. the reason why there is relative peace in the niger delta and no serious agitation is because GEJ is the president. take note no ONE president can solve Nigeria's problems.

belvo: if he can't stand the heat he should leave the kitchen

this has always been the stand point of spectators.real participants don't make such statement

emmatok: This is what i hate about you sycophants.

You blame everybody except the Head(GEJ).

and what has been achieved by just blaming the head. we just have to be sincere.

now
did the the military end the niger delta militancy? the answer is NO
just imagine if the militants never accepted amnesty no president of your dreams would have stopped the militancy especially if they had regional support from business men, politicians etc.

think about it.

uneasy lies the head that wears the hat.

its not easy to be a nigerian president. those who know how politics is played know that the president is not finding it easy.come to think of it. do you think the president like all that is happening? do you think he never meant well for the country? can he just go on a killing spree eliminating all his enemies? Mr Presidents enemies are just too much and so many of them on nairaland, facebook and other media. i just wonder why this man is so hated for no reason. the way nigeria politics is fashioned some people can not just be arrested just like that. imagine Fashola arresting tununbu; it can not happen. or Ngige arresting chris uba. thats nigeria for you. Mr president needs our support now more than ever. he is even overwhelmed by all this insecurities; but like any other Nigerian he'd just keep hope alive. no one can be trusted anymore not even the vice president.Yes i mean the VP sambo. but it will be foolish for the president to go accusing poeple. all the security apparatus of the state has been infiltrated to a helpless degree. its really unfortunate that an administration with such sovereignty will be marred like this.
anyway, those who started this dance should not complain when the dance can no longer end. those who made the country ungovernable for Mr president. should also know that the country will also be made ungovernable for them IF they get there.

walex2: I don't know why federal government id dragging foot on this bokoharam issue when the sponsors are well known to them, pls declare state of emergency on bokoharam leaders and kill them all. we are tired of this arrant nonsense.

can you please name the sponsors and please give proof. coz all ppl say are all assumption.

i see nothing wrong in what he said. besides he was addressing members of the PDP his political family. those who are bleeding coz GEJ is president should get a life or die for nothing. whats all these search for faults in what ever he says. let this man do his job in peace. after all, 100 percent of those criticizers are worse.

will it go for 15k?

when a child comes first in class people will say he was favored by the teacher.

fact is, baca is a very good team. others should wait for their own time. na turn by turn.

i'm not a baca fan. but to say they are winning just because of favoritism is just unfair.

nna na waoo! ifu kwa?
so ndia ne useuu man know ma kwa?
so no be be only 9ja the thing for they happen?

nna!! meeen!! dis is bull Shhit!

ara ga gban ndi ara!

its simply because people can not afford the exorbitant price charged for dstv premium. even when you you manage to pay, no light/ power to watch the match. thats the reason why viewing centers have this hip. who will go to viewing centers if the price of viewing it at home was cheap. imagine going to viewing center and your handset is stolen at night or boko haram decides to strike. those days when we didn't have tv we usually go to our friends houses to watch; but wen we had ours we stopped that. let dstv make premium subscription 2000 naira and tell me who will go to viewing center. if i may ask do you go you neighbors house to watch 9.00 o clock new? the ansewer is NO.

[quote author=emöfine2]There is one thing I’ve never quite understood with some religious fractions. Why do you feel the need to remind us “heathens” and backsliders that we are going to hell? This is actually another turn off. Is it meant to be threatening or a warning? Although I take it from your “hehe” you’re rather delighted and smug at the prospect of other people’s demise which is quite worrying because you come across as a psycho.

But thanks to people like you I’ve become disillusioned and desensitised by the horrors of hell. At least my likely demise has afforded you some laughter. I guess I can’t be a bad person afterall .[/quote]what i have for you now is this,


Heb 10:31 It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent:
Act: 17:30

Logicboy, God loves You. YOU are going to use all these brilliance and intelligence you display for the Almighty God.remember apostle Saul; Just the way the worked against the gospel, he also worked for the gospel. God is going to use you to shame the devil. i see a viral preacher of the undiluted word of God in You. you Know, You will be the one to storm the camp to the atheists and win them for Jesus Christ. you are surly going to labour for God. There is going to be a radical transformation of your life. i see a very powerful end time preacher in you. God is using all these to prepare you. those coming with their logic and science, the holy spirit will empower you to deal with them. thats why you'r doing all these. You are not lost. you are being prepare for the end time battle for God. God bless you.

logicboy: I pity people like you that are afraid to use their brains.

what have you don with your brain? all this nonsense on nairaland?

hear the word of the lord who made you.
Lu 13:3 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise peris

@logicboy, look, the devil is a very CRUEL master. all this one you are doing i've seen people do them and fail. do you know who God is? please be very careful.

.... avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: 1 timothy 6 20