₦airaland Forum

Emmyk: @K2039, #evil laugh, a celeb from the future, if u catch my drift #sarcastic

No m not 'catching' ur drift. That u had to #tag sarcasm probably means u know ur not making sense.

Enuf with these guys already joor

saintneo: Envy!
Igbos here! Igbos there!
Igbos travel from their rotten villages it becomes a problem; Igbos travel back problem.
Igbos buy new car with their money - waste of money; Igbos invest their money - Igbos are stingy.
Igbos celebrate Christmas - importers of foreign religion; Igbos celebrate Ikeji/Ofala/New Yam Festival - archaic people.
Igbos this! Igbos that!

Merry Christmas everyone except sexkillz

Agree wit u on d last sentence only, any enemy of that ugly clown is a friend of mine

uihebom: What is it with igbos and chritsmas?. They celebrate chritsmas more than any other in the world. i was wondering why a foreign culture could go down well with a group of people so much that you may think it originated from igboland. Why is christmas so special especially among igbos and why do they always travel [/b]to their [b]mother land for it?. 90% of the Nigerian work force in my hospital that will be off duty this december are ibos . Their love for christmas is unparalleled even when economy is hitting hard. What do igbos see in christmas?.

Do they know it's oyibo culture?.

Do they have any other festival in igboland that they celebrate half as they celebrate christmas?.


Why must they buy a new car, house etc for christmas?

LMAO, guy ur a clown o. U just created this thread to look for trouble. Can't wait for d ibos to come and yab ur life away

Na wa for this Igbo vs yoruba tin on nairaland. I don't think Igbo pple on nairaland want non-Igbos commenting on their threads or any thread about Igbos. IMO, yorubas on nairaland should hands off Igbo threads so only Igbos can talk about Igbos.

ndu_chucks: Gullible Nigerians!!

If you believe this story, I'd like to sell you a potion that can make any woman you touch after applying the potion to your palm, follow you like a dog on a leash.

What's the name of the bank where the kidnapper was arrested, where are the photographs of the arrest? Many more questions remain.

Mtcheeeew!

Lol...hw much for d potion? :d

ndu_chucks: If GEJ dares to announce that he will contest in 2015, i.e. if his government survives 'till then, Providence Himself will do him in. Too many of God's children have died, suffered and are suffereing because of this government.

See u, iz like u don't know Nigerians. In 2015 it'll be 'I'm voting for PDP not jonathan'. Country of nutheads!

Gabriel_sylar: Images in a mirror are closer than they appear......there is more than mete the eye....ow many cars did bill gates or oprah post on twitter...buhari built many houses with bank loans....let young guys thank God for the little they have...our so called celebrities are not as they seem to appear..its what they want us to believe that they post on twitter....

+++100 (no hating)

Table Leg :
Goodluck Jonathan, go fu.c.king screw yourself, you Otueke vagabond!

Lol @ otueke vagabond

Kamanda: TINUBU IS WRONG! Gej is the Best President Nigeria ever had. He has enabled Transparency,improved Power Supply to over 4,000 Megawatts.Infrastructure like Airports and Roads and Trains are now working for Nigerians.I LOVE Goodluck Jonathan. ----------------------------------- *Maybe I should not have taken that ninth Bottle,Hick*

LMAO..classic!

tizblink: Jonathan's like barack obama..he's speeches are always wow..always knw how to sweet talk Nigerians..beginning to think he's the anti-christ sef..merry christmas sha...i still be your no1 supporter

Lol see joke. Is this sarcasm?

SELFWORTH: As usual, many haters will abuse him and denounce his message.

I only need to remind you of what happened to all those who hated David and Daniel in the bible. All of them perished whilst God continue to strengthen the reign of David and Daniel.

God placed GEJ in the position to rule Nigeria . No one can remove him until God says its time for him to go. Instead of wasting your efforts abusing and insulting your president , please channel all that negative energy into praying for him that God will give him the wisdom of Solomon to rule this wicked, corrupt and selfish nation .

Without wisdom and help from God, NO ONE alive or yet to be born can rule Nigeria successfully . Not even all the haters of GEJ on NL.

Pray for him? Wicked, selfish and corrupt nation? Are u ok?

duni04: Lol @ orgasm

Heavenly woh? Hu's responsible for this? I typed o.rgasm

TechRev: GBAM!!
Some people get immeasurably high rate of o.r.ga.sm when they hear government failure, and often get wetd.reams on next government failure. Like the sea crab they believe in pull down syndrome.

Lol @ orgasm

confusion247: I think federal government should dialogue with kidnappers as they are doing with boko haram. I still prefer a kidnapper to visit me than for a boko haram to visit me. Too bad, criminals will have the opportunity to visit abuja via alabaraka airline without paying a dime.

Dialogue with kidnappers? U must b from bayelsa state. U guys from bayelsa have a wrapped up sense of right and wrong.

toba: There's more to the white attire thing of this 'cult' folk. I met a very rich chap sometime this yr and he told me that he doesnt put on any other colour outside white. I went to see him in his office on more than 3 occasions and it was white shirt and white jean again.

Its just an ego thing

Ezechinwa: I never believed the Word LOVE truly existed until now! Three years ago I met this girl in the university, n she's really pretty! I never summoned courage to approach her until a year, we later became close friends and I started falling in-love with her! At first I didn't know what to classify my feelings for her , maybe,because I never believed in that word called LOVE! I asked her out months later and her responds was like "she would love to be my GF but she already has a BF,whom she Loves so much(and that BF eventually turns out to be a friend of mine)! I later confirmed that my feelings for her was indeed LOVE when I received signs and requests from other pretty girls to be their boy-friends But I refused becus no one makes me happy except HER, am currently single but I just can't get her out of my mind! And simultaneously don't want to betray my friend too! What Should I do guys? How can I forget her? If u had such similar experience, how did you tackle it?

Free the girl. Always d best thing to do

aribisala0: Sorry they do not help at all.

What has worked so far is being focussed on my business and making money.

I can tell you funny lines that have been used on ME!

WTF!!

Lol..classic! And so very true.

x-real:
Was hanging out with a friend the other day and started insulting him that he had lame pick up lines he asked for an e.g which I didn't have so I made one up
"the sun is shining, your face is smiling, my name is......, what's the beauty's name?
To me it sounds lame tho but he ended up using those lines toasting about 4 babes. Guess you can't predict what em girls like. So ladies how would you like to be approached?
Please share pick up lines that works for you

Pickup lines are so childish. In fact its one of the secret ways a girl can tell a mature guy from a childish one. They only work on secondary school and inexperienced girls. What's wrong with just saying hi and introducing yourself?

In reality though I don't think the president is directly responsible for his security. His security details are supposed to plan out and choose the safest and most convenient route for the president to travel. What jonathan can do however is to advice his security details to plan out routes that do not disturb the normal daily routine of average Nigerians.

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GARRI (x7):
@Gbawe: The masses are the boss before and during election, but after the election, its the other way round..

U sure? Cos I don't think we count during elections when they can always rig themselves in

Nothing beats giving her a grandchild. Don't u watch nollywood movies?

saxywale: How come you forgot to include the chief thief, ibori.

Touch down!!! This picture has hit d nail on d head. Anyone who still doesn't get wot d OP's saying should just go for brain surgery

2007 accord for 1.3? This is too good to b true

SpicyMimi: Lool...i did many stupid things!
I had abt 9 barbie dolls when i was a kid, would sew their dresses, make them up and treat them like humans! I can remeber waking up almost every night, to peep at my dolls, cuz my belief then was that, they talk and move when no one is watching them...so i was hoping to catch them doing that!

That's not crazy, that's curiosity. Crazy wud av bin flushing d dolls down d toilet and blockin d drain or usin the dolls to kill someone

I luv ibo vs yoruba threads. They're so hilarious. U watch grown men and women turn in2 children, insulting themselves over nothing more than nomenclature. Its comic relief

I luv ibo vs yoruba threads. They're so hilarious. U watch grown men and women turn in2 children, insulting themselves over nothing more than nomenclature. Its comic relief

seunfly: even though am not a girl, but i always feel sorry for them the way they jump up and down with guys, some time i feel insulted when my guys are talking about how they are adding ladies to their figure and what they did to A, B and C yet girls don't learn their lessons. What make matter worst is when you are trying to discourage them from that habit you are their enemy but the guys that is deciving them is friend also i don't know what is wrong now a days when you as a guy tell young girls to take it slow their fellow girls will be encouraging to take it faster and furiously. Now guys seems to give girls good advice than their fellow ladies.

Lol..u sound very naïve. What makes u think the girls are not enjoying it? What makes u think they're not adding guys to their own figures