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mployer:
The lettering looks photoshoped tho

CoCoLav:
My cousin who was an engineering student told his dad he needed money to buy engine block for a project. His dad had to call mine to borrow money and that's where he got exposed.

Another cousin who was an anatomy student said he needed money for cadavar. They called my dad to borrow money again and that's where sh it hit the roof.

My sister lied that she was going for a tutorial meanwhile she was going to the beach. While at the beach she took pictures which she posted on Facebook. My dad's employee saw the pictures and took it to show him and was praising him for having such a beautiful daughter, my dad just smiled. My sister later came home not knowing she had been exposed. It was a really bad day for her.

whizqueen:
I no fit forget that mad lie oo
On that fateful day i told everyone i was going out for my ican tutorial as usual oh. Meanwhile i was traveling as far as ibadan from lagos. I was the last person at home so i locked the door naso i carry key put for bag they go i.b as i reach mowe-ibafo side my p.man called my fone and asked for the key. #Gbam it doned on me that i left lagos with the whole house key ... wetin i go do i was confused the bad gal in me jes told me to turn of my fone and continue with the Journey, So i did
The day was fun but i had to leave early cos of the key. So i hurried back to the park n grabbed a bus back to lagos. I got home n no one was evn around sef . I thought it was over until my dad got home and asked where i had been all day questioning my movements. He said he came to my tutorial centre n evryone was busy saying they've not seen me today o and he tried reaching my fone that it was off. #Gengen the big lie came to my head "i went to ican office they called me personally that my passport n some other records were missing. So i had to rush to their office. I forgot my fone at home n couldnt put any calls thru"
P.man: but i called u to ask for the key and u answered the fone but it was nt reachable aftawards so how come u dropped it at home??
Me: #(kia i feel like slapping mysef nw, wich kin mistake be that? ) i answered "wen my fone rings twice and i don't answer it d call go enter voicemail automatically. Daddy the call was on voicemail am sure u didnt hear my voice"
Another lie o... he chop the lie like rice and chicken Chai see this badt gal lied to her father all because of a guy o God have mercy

Janeify:
Okay! So Emeka & Nkiru were
taking a romantic walk down the
beach one cool night. Emeka grabs
Nkiru's hands, draws her closer to
him, kisses her & says, "Baby! You
know I so much love you. There's
no one here. Its just us. Let's do
WEEWEECHU."Nkiru looks around &
says, "My love, I don't want to do
WEEWEECHU please. Let's just hold
hands & cuddle."Emeka
agrees.After a while, Emeka asks
her again, "Oh baby! Please my
love! Let's do WEEWEECHU!"Nkiru
replies: "Baby'm, don't rush me. I
don't want to do it. I just want to
be wrapped in your arms."Emeka
calms down.After a longer while,
Emeka can't hold it any longer. He
says, "My heartbeat, its not fair oh!
Let's do WEEWEECHU nah! Since
last year oh!"Nkiru reluctantly
agrees!So Emeka immediately
grabs her closer to him, hugs her
tight, brings out the guitar
strapped to his back & they both
start singing:"WEEWEECHU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW
YEAR!!!!!"See their dirty minds!
What were y'all thinking
WEEWEECHU was? Seasons
greetings Jare!!

tumababa:
First of all, how old are you?

jahstech:
[size=24pt]LAST TIME I CHECKED, IT WAS CAUSED BY TOO MUCH MASTURBATION OVER A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME, AND YOUR MODE BEFORE YOU SLEEP IS ALSO VERY VITAL, MAKE SURE YOUR AND NOT IN ANY WAY SEXUALLY INDUCED BEFORE YOU GO TO BED, AND URINATE BEFORE GOING TO BED HENCEFORTH. THANK ME LATER[/size]

adexsimply:
You dey Bleep spirits be that o

DonaldGenes:
Covers my front boxer while looking at pix

ladymichael:
I really need advise from especially the men

My colleague is gonna be 35 in a few months and is not married or even have toasters. She has reached a point where she doesn't even think about it.
She says she sometimes asks herself on why she's still single and concludes that maybe she's not supposed to ever marry.

I really feel sorry for her but don't know how to advise her.

Please what could be the issue? Abd how to I advise her?

aniffy4eva:
@OP

Please tell your friend I said...

Marriage isn't a destination. When you set your mind on marriage, what tends to happen is that you "screen" every male that approaches you through your "husband" criteria - and where he falls short, your mind puts him in a box potentially missing out on other possibilities that could have happened.

My advice - keep an open mind. Have fun. Break some rules. Enjoy life. Fall in love. Fall out of love. If it happens fine, if it doesn't, no worry. Laugh uncontrollably. Never regret anything that made you smile.... and most importantly. ... BE HAPPY!

PassingShot:
I agree but I hate your disguised hypocrisy.

In the sentence where you say "do not vote for Tinubu's crony as governor", why don't you say the same thing of Jimi?

The fact remains that Tinubu, as corrupt as he is been presented by the opposition, he is 100 times better than the ex-convict Bode George!

PassingShot:
And Tewonde Bode George will do worse with a weak Jimi Agbaje!

gratiaeo:
Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her, "How do you run
such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria."
"Well," said the Queen, "the most
important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then
asked,"But how do i know the
people around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's
easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. "The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the
room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said "Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? "Without pausing for a minute David
Cameron answered, "that would be me." "Yes, very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask
his Vice President Sambo.
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO: "I'm not sure, let me get
back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office
but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father
have a child and it's not
your brother or sister, who is it?"
Dora answered sharply "That's
easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to
that riddle, It's Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by Dummies! The answer is David Cameron!"
WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?