₦airaland Forum

sakaguchi:
Yea. Many things are making APC uncomfortable.
Like, why can't Buhari display even "kwotokwopies" of his result? Meanwhile, the shame of not having a result is less when compared to the shame of seeing the real result.

This is GMB dismal result.

tomakint:
In the Committee of Mumus, you remain the Eze1. The fact is you need to die and be reborn 7 times to really understand the message Sunnybobo3 put up there. Goodluck in your mumuism.

MizMyColi:

Lolz



Clueless Niggah.

You make me laugh. For realz

I must have struck a nerve. Your writing and mannerisms look so uncoordinated. Oops.

Pele
Shogbo?

BlaiseJohn:
you dont know who he is thats why you saying that ish

MizMyColi:




I laugh in Tanzanian

Your reply sounds so gimp and stereotypical, you're prolly asking yourself if you actually typed and posted the quoted above.

This is the height of cluelessness I've seen all morning.

Get Wisdom --- It is profitable to direct.

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]How's this our plobrem?

Somewhere in the east, an igbo man is tlying to plonounce palalleroglam
That is a plobrem [/color]

MizMyColi:

Oh Please Sharrapp

Try creating Sh1t First.

MizMyColi:
Dude,
I honestly want to believe you're joking, trolling or a boy in his pre-teens whom a brand new 3K5 chinko phone just happened to.



How on earth can you confidently call a human being disgusting? This beats my imagination for realz.
I mean!!!

Whatever happened to treating others how you'd wanna be treated?

Owh well, it's the internet, anyone can be anything they wanna be.

Just remember posterity.

HNY

And please, don't reply my quotes with insults --- unless of course you direly need to have me believe you lack the mental capacity to be reasoned with.

natureblack:





Mr Countrified,I've not only seen her,nigga has felt her,b*tch is worth the nickel .....


You can as well shut your evasive mouth up




#preposterous

natureblack:
she isn't a fat piece of sh*t .....



You actually must be a ugly piece of poo..

daxon001:
see dis one o.d 2 bin lovin each oda since d days of AFRICAN QUEEN.

Ilekeh:
Sharrraaaap

decode55:
I'd rather vote for someone who realizes oil prices are falling steeply & would take steps to do something about it

Than someone who says he would single-handedly increase Oil Prices world wide

www.nairaland.com/2033799/magician-buhari-promises-stablize-oil

Height of _cluelessness!

When I read the news, this was my reaction
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4SC91ECYAEO6wj.jpg

neocortex:
Mods this topic is worthy of FP



Stop beating about the bush, let him present his certificate if he has any.
Any one who has lived in Nigeria knows that anything is POSSIBLE.

That he contested three prior elections means nothing, he used affidavit or didn't submit anything in those elections. but now that INEC is complying more with the electoral act, Buhari cannot hide is fraud any longer.

Imagine a leader for "change" swearing false oath. SMH

Here is what will happen in an interview for a job Buhari applied for in a company Z:

EMPLOYER: Can I know you

BUHARI: My name is Mejor Genral Muhammadu Buhari

EMPLOYER: (Searches through Buhari's file) I am sorry I can't find any of your certificate here.

BUHARI: Yes, but my affidavits are there all my certificates are with my previous employers.

EMPLOYER: Yes , I know some affidavits are here but we need your original documents, oh there are no even photocopies.

BUHARI: Can't you see from my CV that I've worked for 3 international firms like yours in the past.


EMPLOYER: I have seen your CV and it's quite impressive but I need to see your certificates. I am not aware that any organization withhold an employee's original certificate.

BUHARI: Are you saying that I am a liar with all the integrity that is on my CV. You must be very stupid.

EMPLOYER: I am afraid that this interview cannot continue without me seeing your certificates.

BUHARI: Let me warn you , You either continue with this interview and give me the job or my boys will burn down this place.

EMPLOYER: Sir, this interview is over.

(Buhari pulled out his phone and make some calls. Five minutes later angry mob with various weapons are shouting down the street as they march towards company Z)

What do you think happened next ?

Expsbterror:
My most unforgettable post was that if the NL who was very sick, with his stomach swelling. I was about the happiest and touched person to c how a lot of NL rushed to his assistance both material and imaterial in an arcord.
That was my best moment on NL.
Pray the love and understanding keep waxing stronger.

homesteady:
I have also thought about Buhari dying in Office!
But at least before he dies, a lot of changes would have happened!