₦airaland Forum

omron:
Love is painful when u love someone and the person does not see or understand that u love her, I find it hard to move on with my life without my Fuel attendant girl... I have never in my life love a woman the way I love her and not that she is that beautiful but I just love her like that.
Since everyone gave me an advise to Forget about her I have tried my best not to call her or text her... I maintain my silence since last week about her.
But sometimes deep inside me I feel the pain of not communicating with her and since she told me she don't want to see me I can't force my self on her.
Yesterday I felt like calling her I have already dialled her number but thank God I control my self and I didn't call her again. I woke up this morning with her thoughts on my mind I wanted to text her and I stopped and caution myself again.
Romance landers Am I doing the right thing and can anyone help me with good advise how to move on when someone breaks someone heart... No insult pls... I need a matured comments...you guys has always been my source of inspiration with your comments and advice. Thanks all

falconey:
Hmmmmm....... Thinking........ Hmmmm..

bolaji73:
thanks for the advice sir. But I what do you suggest I do? I'm tired of this incessant call to home. I just need a legal source of generating income while still schooling.

Atlantian:
Buhari has completely rendered Nigerians less than any human of Africa. Warrisdis ?

bolaji73:
Good a.m everyone, please I'm in need of your help. I intend to go into the mobile phones business come next month though want to start by selling second hand phones, especially Android and Nokia torchlight phones cos that what moves more in the vicinity I live. The problem is that I don't really know where to source them from. Especially the Nokia phones. Anybody with a good location where I could get them should please help a brother.

titi4fola:
like seriously?

Meeloreh:
At that age, is it possible to be sexually aroused

miqos02:
Director-General of the Change Ambassadors of Nigeria (CAN), Chris Nwaokobia, has released a list of 40 achievements of President Muhammadu Buhari in nine months of his administration.


1. A frugal and prudent President as opposed to an era of profligacy.
2. From a near pariah status to its rightful place in the comity of nations.
3. Saved over 2Trillion through the Treasury Single Account TSA.
4. Renewed effort at diversifying our sources of revenue.
5. A reinvigorated war against corruption.
6. Allowing the independence of the Legislature.
7. Allowing the independence of the Judiciary.
8. Encouraging local content in production.
9. Encouraging pan Nigerian interest in local goods and services.
10. Protecting indigenous enterprise and businesses.
11. Strengthening institutions of government.
12. Introducing social securities and welfare as the linchpin of governmental engagement.
13. Providing for the feeding of school children.
14. Providing for the employment of additional 500,000 teachers in 1year.
15. Creating and funding a sub-regional force to curtail and defeat insurgency.
16. Funding and equipping the Armed Forces for National security.
17. Providing a window for the recruitment of additional 10,000 Policemen/women.
18. Inspiring Patriotism through a pan Nigerian engagement of functionaries of government.
19. Increasing Power wattage from less than 2,000 to over 5,000mega Watts.
20. Regaining all Nigerian territories hitherto under Boko Haram control.
21. Curbing corruption in the Customs and increasing the revenue that accrues through the Customs Service. 22. Recovering Billions of Dollars from Treasury looters.
23. Repositioning and restoring the productive capacities of our Refineries.
24. Suspending the drainpipe/scam called Fuel Subsidy.
25. Purging the Civil Service and removing close to 24,000 Ghost Workers.
26. Reworking our moral margins in governance.
27. Introducing fiscal and financial discipline.
28. Making accountability and transparency the only permissible minimum.
29. Reaching bilateral agreement with foreign nations to facilitate the repatriation of looted funds.
30. Attracting foreign/counterpart funding for the construction of ultra modern rail travel network across Nigeria.
31. Making financial provision for the 2nd Niger Bridge.
32. Increasing duties that accrue on imported goods, with intent to inspire and re-engineer exportation.
33. Bail out and support of States in paying salaries and workers emoluments.
34. A renewed public/private sector partnership on Agricultural development.
35. Financial provision for the Bank of Industries to support and fund agricultural projects.
36. A renewed effort at rehabilitating our national sporting facilities and stadiums.
37. Commissioning a North East development and intervention body.
38. Approving the Cleansing of the Niger Delta space to mitigate the damage of oil spillage.
39. The commitment of leadership to creating skill acquisition centres and support for SMEs in collaboration with the Private Sector.
40. None interference with Court judgments regarding election matters, and advancing the independence of the electoral process across the Nation.

http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/can-lists-40-visible-achievements-of-president-buhari-in-9-months-full-list.181840/

hurting:
Good day all! I never thought I will never create a topic like this because I believed I had a perfect love life. I have to create this moniker just for this topic that has and still eating me deep. I will try to make it as brief as possible.

I have been a relationship for 7yrs with the lady that I love beyond measures. I do anything possible within my reach to satisfy n make her happy. She has also been wonderful and almost perfect (nobody is). We started dating from uni days and where d pride n envy of many even after school.

After my service, I started looking for job but as things get murky in d labour market, I started a little ICT troubleshooting hustle, just to keep body n soul together before d job comes. Now this lady has been supportive all d way, after her service she moved to where am based, we managed what we have. She got a job while I was still doing what I do, I could provide for d daily running around like food, clothing, small bills, etc. I could pay my rent sometimes but atimes my siblings support me. When biz haven't been good.

Now this my lady resigned from where she was working because her female boss wasn't treating them well, tru one of my friends I secured a better paying n welfare job in a construction firm for her. We have been doing fine all this while but when I proposed to her she said we should wait till I get a better paying job. I make an average of 35-40k at d end of month but because I spend on what we need in d house I usually don't have it in bulk at d end of d month. She earns around 80k plus a car. Her new boss gives car loan to all his staff down to d secretary. She is an engineer there. She have been having this fear of lack because of what she faced as a child, so whenever d issue of marriage comes up she says I shld wait till I get a job n when ever her friends or mine wedd she cries n complain that I dnt want to marry her. I have promised her that we can make it with our present earnings n with time I will get that job. I knw I live far better than some married men in terms of finances.

This year I made up my mind to ask her for hand in marriage on vals day, but last week she gave me d shocker of my life, but telling me she had moved on because of my employment status. I have begged like I ave never begged anyone before, telling her that am very sure d job will come before d babies start coming. She told me she has found someone else and that she has made up her mind.

She still loves me, but the job issue I her phobia, dont get me wrong she is very decent n has been faithful all our yrs together. Right now my heart is torn to shreds, I don't sleep at night, I cry every night, I cant eat well, I have lost weight. Am I beginning to scare my self with d kind of suicidal thoughts I have these days. I have built my whole adult life around her, I try to let go but cant.

Pls nairalanders advice me before I do something drastic, I need all the advice I can get, am on job sites 24/7 now just to get something n probably win her back. She is not after riches just d basics. And for those that will lash me, I need it too, it might cheer me a bit.
Pls help a brother.

pls help me push this to FP I need all d advice I could get before its too late for me.

P.S. Sorry for any grammatical blunder n punctuation errors.

obasiken:
The judgement of the supreme court so far clearly shows that they are in favour of the incumbents. So candidates will do anything to be the incumbent and the supreme courts will support them.

The supreme court shud have set an example with one state. What is the use of the card readers? With all the evidence of massive rigging yet the judges turned a blind eye.

Truly Justice is Blind

PoliticalThuG:
Good day nairalanders.

There is this problem i have been having since i was 18. Now i am 22 but the problem still persists. I dnt know what to do to stop it, so i decided to bring it here to seek help.

Whenever i see a lady, what comes to my mind is how to have sex with her. It is becoming so embarrassing because sometimes my di.ck does rise at the sight of a lady or when i'm just enteracting with a lady.

I am a shy person, no doubt about it. Shyness will not allow me woo a lady but the sexual feeling will not go away. Sometimes i do watch porn. movies just to reduce or kill the feeling but it will never go away.

The good thing about this is that i dnt masturbate. I dnt like the idea at all.

Fellow nairalanders, how do i stop feeling Hot each time i see a lady? Does it associate with a particular age? Will i over-grow it?

Your contribution is needed. Thanks.
Lalasticlala.

hilario8898:
Do You Know Your Whatsapp Can do This? (with Pictures)

Have you ever wondered of you could use your WhatsApp for other purposes apart from "chatting".

Well, Now you have...

You can have a "wiki" contact on your WhatsApp list, where you can inquire about any information that you want, just think of it as a cooler form of dictionary.

Step 1: Save this number as wikipedia +91 90434 89211

Step 2: Create a new group and insert only the wiki contact and save.

That's all....

All you gotta do is type "wiki" before any question and get your immediate answer...

Its really cool, you can get Live scores, meaning of words e.t.c

Enjoy...

donc26:
A picture of the Caretaker Chairman of Ikwerre
Local Government, Hon Samuel Wanosike
allegedly sharing a wrap of marijuana also known
as Igbo or ganja on the backdrop of a recent
official function of Governor Nyesom Wike at
Igwuruta , a town in Ikwerre LGA has taken over
the social media.
While Mr Wanosike, a close associate of Governor
and the Assistant State Publicity Secratary of the
PDP in Rivers state who is seen in the picture
trying to collect the illicit stuff from a friend is yet
to respond to the embarrasing photograph
discreetly taken by a citizen journalist, several
Port Harcourt bloggers, Facebookers and tweeps
are having a field day writing and posting under
various captions.
source: feel Rivers

PoliticalThuG:
I have been using nokia asha205 for like 3 years now. I love the phone so much - maybe it is because it is my first smart phone. One thing i hated about the phone is that i couldn't use it to create gmail account, Nairaland account etc,.

Back then before i ventured into android phones, i had been using the asha205 to facebook, 2go, whatsapp, watch youtube vidoes and also i was coming to nairaland as a visitor.

Fast forward to 2015, i read on nariraland how android phones were bomb. Some people said that android phones were the best phones ever.

That's how i decided to buy an android phone, not a new one tho. They call it "London used"..

For a start, i bought "london used" hTc at the rate of 10k. The only valuable thing i benefited from the phone was that i used it to create gmail account and nairaland account. It cannot even draw better network. I was watching a movie one day when it got freezed. That is how problems started. It refused to turn on. It refused to charge as well until i got angry and dumped its ass in a river.

This year 2016, i bought another "london used" samsung galaxy win at the rate of 12k. Lol. The phone is another name for trash, bullshiit, goat-shiit, anything u can think of. It has quality network but to browse na wahala. If i want to access Nairaland, it will write "the web contains too much server redirects", whatever that means. I wanted to download some games and apps, for where?

I have suffered enough in the hands of androids. I think i will stick to my asha205 for now since i can now use it to access Nairaland and other better Apps.

I will never buy this over-hyped bullshit called android.

stephenduru:
A twitter user Omadi tweeted that a man named Aaron Douye Audu, a PDP agent was killed by APC thugs in Bayelsa yesterday.He shared the pics of the deceased being carrying by his friends.He also shared pics of the deceased sisters crying because of the death of their brother.

He was allegedly murdered last night by political thugs in Southern Ijaw LGA, Bayelsa state. The 37-year-old from Apoi clan was allegedly killed while himself and other party agents were taking electoral materials from Apoi community to the collation center.


For the peeps in Bayelsa,is anybody aware of this incident or is the twitter user(who tweeted several pictures yesterday about the election and some of the result sheets after the election) trying to paint APC black?
NB: The information presented by Trezzy Blog is as reported by the Twitter user.Trezzy Blog can not authoritatively confirm the authenticity of the incident.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/01/lifeless-body-of-aaron-douye-audu-pdp.html

lilremedy:
I Have Come To Realize Why Glo Can Never
Make It As A Network Provider.
My Experience With Them Was Too Bad To
The Extent That I Stoped Using Them.
It Has Showed Why Etisalat Has Overtaken
Them, In My Area You Cant Find Any Glo Mast,
Their Network Is Just Dry, You Cant Find
Where To Buy Their Recharge Card, Whereas
Other Network Are Not Like That.
The Worst Is That Their Customer Service Is
Not Even Active, Their Employers Are Lazy
And Lack Tech Knowledges Especially The
Girls, Sometimes They Dont Even Know What
To Fix, Which Is very Bad, You Can Call Them
For Up To 2 Hours Without Them Picking The
Call, All Their Money Are Spent On Celebrities
This And That.
I Can Now Really See The Reason They
Cannot Progress To The Next Level.
Its Time They Focus On Their Work, Instead
Of Focusing On Celebs, Hosting Parties, Doing
This Doing That .

That Was My Point Of View. No Fighting
Please.



http://naira4shared.com/forum2_theme_112147299.xhtml?tema=1&why-glo-will-forever-be-the-next-generation-network/

Blackchampion:
Alright! Let me get dis straight up!
I packed into dis house early November last year, shared a 3 bedroom flat with dis born again couple married for 4years but no kids. I'm a kindof of guy dat prefers privacy so much dat i can stay in doors 4 d whole day (thanks for d constant power supply) and i've med my neighbour and d wife understand dis.
.
It all started d 1st time i had a female visitor, d look on d woman's face isn't friendly dat my friend even noticed it, but i told her to overlook it since am new here. But just dis Tuesday a female friend visited me, after bathing, we cuddled and was watching movies with d fancy lights on wen i felt some1 was watching us through a little hole on d door. My friend confirmed it too wen i stood up d person moved away and i feigned ignorance and continued wit d movie. Few mins later d person came again, dis time i rushed n opened d door, d Lady ran inside and jammed her door. Funny tin was dat her husband was in d bathroom waiting for her to join him. Then i went back n slides d curtain, she quickly came out and join d hubby in d bathroom.
.
Now my problem is dis, Should i confront her or report her to d husband b4 it turns out to be another thing?
.
Abeg 4get my grammatical errors as i no d speak plenty grammar as an Engineer wey i be. #Lol
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Lalasticlala

Blackchampion:
Alright! Let me get dis straight up!
I packed into dis house early November last year, shared a 3 bedroom flat with dis born again couple married for 4years but no kids. I'm a kindof of guy dat prefers privacy so much dat i can stay in doors 4 d whole day (thanks for d constant power supply) and i've med my neighbour and d wife understand dis.
.
It all started d 1st time i had a female visitor, d look on d woman's face isn't friendly dat my friend even noticed it, but i told her to overlook it since am new here. But just dis Tuesday a female friend visited me, after bathing, we cuddled and was watching movies with d fancy lights on wen i felt some1 was watching us through a little hole on d door. My friend confirmed it too wen i stood up d person moved away and i feigned ignorance and continued wit d movie. Few mins later d person came again, dis time i rushed n opened d door, d Lady ran inside and jammed her door. Funny tin was dat her husband was in d bathroom waiting for her to join him. Then i went back n slides d curtain, she quickly came out and join d hubby in d bathroom.
.
Now my problem is dis, Should i confront her or report her to d husband b4 it turns out to be another thing?
.
Abeg 4get my grammatical errors as i no d speak plenty grammar as an Engineer wey i be. #Lol
.
Lalasticlala

Flickzvill:
10 TIPS ON THE ADVANTAGES AND 12 DISADVANTAGES OF MASTURBATION
Masturbation is popularly performed by mostly men and a little percentage of women masturbate. We shall discuss on this topic based on the medical,physical and mental knowledge given to us by God. Let us start from the advantages of masturbation:
1.Masturbation ease tension in both male and female.
2.Masturbation makes a male or female feel light.
3.Masturbation prevent a guy from being sick due to too much sperm deposit.
4.Masturbation help in producing an imaginary sex image in both male and female.
5.Masturbation reduces the rate of a male or female Hot feelings.
6.Masturbation prevent a man from having sex without a woman.
7.Masturbation satisfy both male and female sexually.
8.Masturbation reduces sexual transmitted diseases.
9.Masturbation preserve a virgin guy(based on what some people believes).
10.Masturbation cools an aroused body.
11.Masturbation is the best way of collection of sperm when a running a sperm count analysis.

THE DISADVANTAGE OF MASTURBATION
1.Masturbation is a serious sin in the holy bible.
2.Masturbation makes the penis or dick to get weak when been used in the body of a woman.
3.Masturbation makes a penis to develop too many vein thereby making it unattractive.
4.Masturbation causes infections in females.
5.Masturbation weaken the hormone responsible in producing sperm.
6.Masturbation makes a man moan,suffer and starve for real sex during the period of masturbating.
7.It reduces the period of ejaculation in men.
8.Masturbation weaken the womb in females thereby not enabling the womb to carry a child which leads to abortion(miscarriages most of the time).
9.It sometimes causes infertility in women.
10.It causes cancer in women.
11.Masturbation can make a woman lose her virginity.
12.It can cause sperm disability which leads to abnormal children(in fewer cases).

With this points I have made,I will take it that masturbation causes harm to a human body. So masturbation should be avoided except if only to be used for medical purposes.
Thank you

dupsil:
Ohk guys, i would try to make this short and simple. Forgive any grammatical blunder i might make though. thanks
So this is my story, am studying a 5yrs course in the Uni and am in my finals,throughout the previous years i wasnt in a relationship, i was so engrossed with school works so i could graduate with with a good G.P, I pratically didnt have time for myself. it got to a stage that my friends started pressuring me to get a boyfriend, not like i didnt have people who wanted to date me, i just wasnt ready nor interested.
After 400l, during the session break, i was on IT and met this guy where i was working,he was working at the company too as a permanent staff though. he was so nice to me and made me feel special and loved, we saw virtually every day, sometimes after work he would drop me at home and even became friends with my siblings. he asked me out and i agreed to date him, things was going smoothly bt then i had to go back to school.
After about a week in school, his attitude changed, he stopped calling, messaging or even chatting me up, i was the one calling, messaging and chatting him up, anytime i complain about his change of attitude he would say he was just busy with work and apologise bt didnt change. when i saw that he didnt change, i decided not to call him, chat him or even message and see how long it was going to last. for a whole week he didnt call and i had to call him wen i cud no longer take it. he wasnt even remorseful, just said he's bin busy and am wondering how could you be so busy and nt check on someone u claim you really care about, i asked him if he wanted a breakup bt he said no dat he cared abt me and wud change but he still hasnt. am going through so much emotional stress and i dont no what else to do. have never asked for money from him and he's never given me anytin so i kip wondering wat i did wrong, we never had sex too. please i need romancelanders help on this issue,should i just go ahead and break up with him? am in love with him and the thoughts of breaking up hurts badly. To think that my first relationship after so long didnt even last 4month

asifawarley:
Meaning Of LOL,LMAO,LMFA And BTW.


LOL- Laughing Out Loud

LMAO- Laughing My Ass Off

LMFAO- Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

BTW-The ByThe Way

OMG- Oh My God

WTF- What The Bleep

HMU-Hit Me Up

IDK- I don't Know

IDC- I don't Care

WDYMBT- What Do You Mean By That

LWKMD-Laugh Wan Kill Me Die

JK- Just Kidding

JJ-Just Joking

TBH- To Be Honest

FYI-For Your Information

FML- Bleep My Life

GTG- Good To Go/Got To Go

GB-Good Job

BRB- Be Right Back

BFF- Best Friends Forever

BISLY- But I Still Love You

JTLYK- Just To Let You Know

NM- Never Mind

WB- Welcome Back

IMO- In My Opinion

FWIS- For What It's Worth

NP- No Problem

MTFBWY- May The Force Be With You

OTOH- On The Other Hand

RL- Real Life

SFSG- So Far So Good

TTYL- Talk To You Later

TYVM- Thank You Very Much

TY- Thank You

TTT- To The Top

WRT- With Respect To

OOMF-A Person Not Yet Worthy Enough For Public Affection Via Twitter

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Dangbo:
After the incident that took place at the Headies Award, Olamide Reaction to the award given to Reekado Banks that the award given to Reekado Banks belongs to his record label signee Lil Kesh.

In a Recent interview with Newsfacebook he claimed he was on high Spirit that he shouldnt be blamed for his reactions to what happened at the Headies that before the headies Davido released an official statement that the award belongs to Lil Kesh that if they don't give it to him that he should scatter the place and he got a reply from Cynthia Morgan That every single nominated for that award deserved it so Olamide said you see it Didn't Start from me it started before the headies.

Olamide Speaking: Omo iya mi It wasn't my fault oh i was with Reminisce before the AWard. We were Feasting and drinking on his brand "ORIJIN" and you know we are both Id-igneous Rappers so we were celebrating the New year together it was fun i never knew that was what reminisce was Enjoying.

I was On High Spirit Cause i was thinking that Lil Kesh Has Won the award not knowing they were going to give Reekado Banks Well When Reminisce came to say were are not here for Tee-party Street Ti Takeover it boosted my Moral.
Well have apologized to Fans and Don-Jazzy so be Expecting A Collabo from us any moment from mow..



cc lalasticala


Source: http://www.newsfacebook.co.uk/2016/01/olamide-apologies-to-don-jazzy-puts.html

celebgists:
Super Fan or What?
A young Talnted Artist Surprised Kate henshaw during her early hours workout today with an amazing pensil portrait of her. The artist named ifedapomola said the star actress have inspired him in various aspect of his life.


''What a way to start the first day of the week!! Thank you so much dear for this gift. Your gift will make room for you. You will not stand before mere men but before Kings and Princes. Bless your heart for the time and effort put into this!! By @qs_ife "As soon as I saw her, I frantically panicked. I imagined if she throws a jab at my face, I would fall and not get back on my feet until after 100 seconds''

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAHMDLvA6q4/?taken-by=k8henshaw

HighIQ:
lalasticlala Happy new year to you and all nairalanders including mr seun. Welcome to 2016. The first thread on this forum this year. May joy peace be our potion throughout this year. Amen.
May God bless NIGERIA!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR

oluswaggz:
KARMA" according to wiktionary means " a force or law of nature which causes one to reap what one sows.
I used to be a true believer in "LAW OF KARMA" until recently when I decided to sit down and ruminate more over this issue. According to my statistics I have been able to deduce that those people that you think they won't succeed or progress in life due to their ineffable way of life, always turn out to be the most celebrated!
I know it was written in the scripture that "thou shall not judge" but that doesn't negate the fact and belief that also stated that "he that liveth by the sword shall die by the sword".
Technically you would agree with me that girls that are involved in classical prostitution otherwise known as "runs girls" will or might end up:
>Barren- due to numerous abortions and the likes.
>HIV positive- due to unprotected sex.
>Killed untimely- probably by ritualists or cultist
>Stigmatised- by those that know them to be "runs girls" thereby delaying their success.
Same goes to cult members too, one would think they would end up:
>Killed
>Expelled
>Jailed.
But most of them tend to escape all these and even turn out to be great, I know some people might want to say, maybe they gave their life to christ on the long run but believe me, it's not all of them that do such. I guess some people were just destined to be great irrespective of their way of life.
Okay to buttress my points I will like to cite some examples,
To graduates and undergraduates in the house, ever wondered why Student Union Government (SUG) offices are MOSTLYheld by popular or brilliant cult members in schools and these guys will later graduate and get political appointments from politicians whom they have worked for in one way or the other while in school. Mind you I bolded (mostly) because of those that might want to quote me on the statement. I also hope u know that most politicians in our country today were cult members while in school. So what are we saying, where is this KARMA people are always talking about?
Furthermore I will like to reference the story of an elder sister's friend who was a chronic *runs girl* while in school, Infact she was so skinny that you might think she was living with AIDS. Her nickname in school was "apoti aids" meaning "AIDS BOX", nobody even thought anything good could come out of her because of her way of life. I tell you 6 years later, this lady is now married to a very handsome husband with 2kids and now base in houston,Texas in the united states and Infact her 2kids are citizens of the country by birth and they are all living large. Hope you are still with me, after much ado of meditating and reasoning, I think I have been able to convince myself that "Karma itself cannot alter ones destiny, once you are destined to be successful no Jupiter can stop you". It might seem rough from the start but it will only last for a while, because something will lead you to that success in one way or the other.

Please Note: This article is not meant to promote atrocities or nefarious behaviours amongst us, but just an analysis based on critical thinking. Because readers are leaders. Remain blessed as you all share your opinion on this as we can never stop learning.

By. Mr Timmy

CC: super mods, please push to the promise land.

adesegun121:


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Kelklein:
1. Fire has no shadow


But it makes shadows...

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/7f4f2341-f8ec-40ad-a25d-85ee532964d6_desktop.png
Credit: YouTube / Gopinath Selvaraj



2. Chewing gum while cutting onions


Prevents you from bawling your eyes out while you make pasta

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/aaa81053-d5d5-4003-bfc9-51bb741c8bb6_desktop.png
Credit: A Real-Life Housewife



3. You don't have to unlock your iPhone to respond to texts


What the hell is the point of the lock function, then? Still, this just made my life so much easier.
https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/4f98be41-f18c-4383-94e5-1e9dfbfc7a2d_desktop.pngCredit: iPhone FAQ




4. Baby rabbits are actually kittens


Mom, the cat just killed and ate a whole bunch of kittens! That's not confusing at all. .

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/47b15e1a-0a3a-4840-8e09-880df37b900e_desktop.png
Credit: Oxford Dictionaries





5. It's not Fun-guy


It's Fun-jy. Which is way less fun.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/d0dc1da5-7c58-4911-93d4-128884ab8d43_desktop.png
Credit: Instagram / @christmasyd4ler




6. There is a right way and a wrong way to use a bobby pin


And you've probably been doing it wrong.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/6914db63-529c-4660-80c3-9e04e15614f3_desktop.png Credit: Instagram / @hermomy



7. If you had never cut the cup, how could you have known?


It would have been like if Neo never took the red pill.

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/a/9d8e18da-074f-4831-9496-062e9331673d_desktop.pngCredit: Instagram / @rileybris




8. You can't smell while you're sleeping


So it wasn't the smell of the fart that woke you up. It was probably the sound.

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9. Have you ever noticed the cyclist in the R of this logo?


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10. Toad is the most profane Super Mario character

What a jerk.

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11. Whoa


Engineers really think things through. It makes me feel good about bridges.

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12. The proper way to peel a Mandarin orange

All this time I thought the proper way was to puncture it with your fingernail, get sticky crap all over your wrists, get irrationally angry, throw it against a wall, and then cry.

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13. What?
So then what is a strawberry? Maybe it's actually a green gummy bear...

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Gbawe:
Shehu Sanni is a decent and fair - minded individual. If he can learn to be more pragmatic and less impulsive then he will go far in politics.

Naff24:
Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State has been declared mentally ill according to "The Daily News". Ain't sure if this is latest development or just a propaganda ...

But Full gist is coming soon...

naptu2:
http://www.thebreakingtimes.com/deji-adeyanju-pdps-social-media-director-blasts-david-mark-stella-oduah-and-ben-bruce/

sugarbelly1:
A man who defrauded two police commissioners has been jailed. Mohammed Isah was sentenced by an Ikeja Magistrates’ Court, to two years’ imprisonment for defrauding the Anambra and Ondo states Commissioners of Police of N154,000.

While the Anambra CP was duped of N150,000, his counterpart in Ondo State was swindled of N4,000.

The court held that Isah was guilty of the offence and handed him the sentence without option of fine.

The convict was said to have operated in Anambra, Ondo and Lagos states between June and December 7, 2015, before he was arrested by the police in Lagos.

The Katsina-born convict had gone to the Lagos State Police Command’s X-Squad Department in Ikeja to complain that some policemen attached to the Rapid Response Squad collected N188, 200 from him.

A police officer, ACP Edward Ajogun, who had served in the Ondo Police Command before he was transferred to Lagos in September, reportedly met him making the complaint.

It was learnt that Ajogun had witnessed a similar scenario of the convict framing some policemen in Ondo with the sole aim of getting compensated.

Isah, who was immediately arrested, had reportedly implicated policemen in Ondo and Anambra states by taking the number plates of their patrol vehicles to the state police headquarters on the claims that they extorted money from him.

It was said that the Anambra Commissioner of Police had paid him N150,000 after he alleged that the cops from the command swindled him of N270,000.

Isah, who had used a pseudonym, Musa Mulamba, also accused a team of six policemen on patrol in Akure, Ondo State, of extorting N140, 000 from him. But the state CP gave him N4, 000 for reporting the matter to the command.
Our correspondent learnt that the allegation led to the dismissal of the six cops.

Isah had on December 12 pleaded guilty to the three counts bordering on fraud when he was arraigned before the court’s Chief Magistrate, Mrs. O.A. Olayinka.

The magistrate consequently sentenced him to two years in prison for each of the three counts, adding that the jail terms would run concurrently without option of fine.


Source: http://www.punchng.com/man-jailed-for-defrauding-commissioners-of-police/


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Baddo101:
Alrrit Gentle Guyz n ladies who have dated or been in a relationship with a Virgin either male or female. What lessons av u learnt from it? Good or Bad?

For me it was a badd experience and i will never try it anymore not in this world......

So guyz n ladies share yours..

No bashing please...

N.B This thread is not to hype d Virginity issue. So please lets not take it personal. Virgin or no virgin to me doesnt matter.