₦airaland Forum

bobokeshington:
I WON'T SAY YOU SHOULDN'T HELP YOUR GIRL BUT PLEASE DON'T GO AND CROSS EXPRESS FOR SOMEONE THAT WON'T CROSS GUTTER FOR YOU O

.bad advice.

ubox:
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.you mean Akpabio is still roaming about as a free man after all the misappropriation of billions under his supervision in nddc? Nigeria I heil thee! yet we Lynch and imprison those who steal matches box, maggi cube etc meanwhile the main thieves are celebrated.

Inova:
Linda Ikeji Vs Stella Dimoko Korkus
Who is your favorite blogger, and why.
Let me go first. I would pick Stella Dimoko Korkus (SDK).
Her blogs got content.
The chick na original olofofo
She's a veteran in the field long before blogging started and I mean long before Linda even thought of blogging

what's the link to Stella blog please

Zzor:
i don't blame you,its her I blame for having something to do with a fish brain like you

.what's wrong in the help he is asking? or you don't know that lots of girls has this problem? I think he is a good guy for wanting to help her,many would abandon her once they discovered such.

Ababbio:
https://defenceinfo.mil.ng/boko-haram-terrorists-and-family-members-surrender-to-troops-of-151-task-force-battalion-banki-junction/

.And the government will rehabilitate these ones with our money but me that has been law abiding is just left unattended to.na waw! God dy sha.

After about two years of being a vistor am finally a nairalander

.welcome

virginprincess:
Well like you said i never can tell,so which state are you from

.I see you don already apply for the vacancy. I beg make una carry am shift commot here go finish am privately.

Abdulazeez99:
https://igberetvnews.com/1365741/tv-thief-escapes-lynching-caught-abuja-photo/

Lalasticlala

.that serves him right,this one has been in the business for a very long time.

if what what this man seems to be doing in this picture is an offence under police law, then 75% of police I have meet in life are all guilty of it.

BleedingPen:
https://igberetvnews.com/1365657/governor-obaseki-spotted-playing-golf-bayelsa-photos/

.Adams Adams where are you ?I am under the bed with my face covered with shame.
who did this to you?
It's my former boy OBASEGIE.

NaijaBoy213:
I'm Tired Of my current network airtel, I want to switch to mtn cos I heard their 4g is mad fast, i just wanna know wat mtn tarrif plan dat has the best data plan and data bonus on every recharge. Cos data is life. Thanks in anticipation

.if you want to leave mtn because of data then I think the right place to go is glo,they are data ground master.except you don't have their network in your area

incredible2017:
The gospel truth is that masturbation is not good and healthy, it has so many side effects that I can attest to.

But bro have you ever seen mammals (animal) masturbate?.

.yes seen a monkey do that before.

Vilgax:
sperm and semen are two different things.

after a vasectomy, semen can still be released naturally during sexual activities.

after a vasectomy, sperm (the cells responsible for fertilising the eggs) cannot mix with the semen. they are absorbed by the body after a while and therefore cannot accumulate.

hope this helps.

.but before this time I was meant to understand that the semen is a combination of the sperm and the other fluids lubricant,is pre ejeculate, and all are being form in the testicle and the vas deference is just a passage way.

BigCabal:
A vasectomy is a permanent contraceptive method where a male’s vas deferens is cut and tied or sealed to prevent sperm from getting to the urethra, to stop the man from ejaculating and fertilizing the female’s egg. Whew, that’s a lot of grammar. In simpler English, the tube that carries sperm from the testicles is tied up or sealed in order to prevent the sperm from reaching the penis. This procedure is mostly permanent although it may be reversed in some cases.

Men are increasingly considering vasectomies as a contraceptive method. For the most part, they do it to take the burden off their female partners who have historically been expected to use birth control methods that give them nasty side effects and some times, permanent damage. Vasectomies are generally safe and not as painful as most people think it is. I talked to 5 Nigerian men about vasectomies. They had some pretty interesting answers.

Paul, 38
I decided to get a vasectomy because we were done havings kids and no longer wanted to worry about falling pregnant. It’s less invasive for a guy to get a vasectomy than for a woman to undergo tubal ligation (tying up the fallopian tubes). It’s also way cheaper and requires much shorter recovery time. It’s not even comparable.

I had it done three years ago at my doctor’s office. It was a keyhole surgery (a minimally invasive surgery that’s carried out through a small incision in the skin) with local anaesthesia. I was chatting with the doctor the whole time while he had my balls in his hands. The procedure took all of 30 minutes. I had it done on a Friday and only took Monday off work (because its a desk job). I was cleared to return to the gym after a week.

I don’t regret it at all because it was an informed decision. Also, my wife put her body through the trials of pregnancy and childbirth. Getting a vasectomy done is such a small hit to take for the team. It’s even a bonus because you can have sexy time without condoms or fear of getting pregnant.

When people hear that I underwent the procedure, they’re generally chill about it. Except Nigerian men. They act like they’ve seen a ghost or I called their mother a witch. I can see them fighting the urge to grab their balls to ensure it’s still there. There’s no regret for me. I have two kids. I don lock shop. My team has retired my jersey. Full MVP status.

Hamza, 31
I’ve setup a vasectomy appointment for November. I don’t have any children and I’m perfectly fine with the prospect of never having one. My girlfriend is completely fine with it although I dare not tell my mother.

Ejiro, 47
I got a vasectomy six years ago. The birth of my third child was a shock to my wife and me, so we immediately decided that I would undergo a vasectomy. It wasn’t a big deal; I’m a doctor and I knew exactly what to expect. I was told it would be potentially painful but it really wasn’t. I was prescribed painkillers and I stopped taking them about ten days after the procedure.

I had it done here in the UK so it was pretty straightforward and, more importantly, free. Asides my wife, not even my close friends and family know that I underwent the procedure. Even if they did, they wouldn’t be surprised I had it done.

Now that I’ve had it done, I’ve got complete sexual freedom. I’m not bothered about whether my wife remembers to take her pills. I’m happy knowing that I’ve completed my family size. It is something I should have taken responsibility for and done a long time ago.

Sam, 32
I’m yet to get a vasectomy but my wife and I are in agreement on this, and I’ve spoken with a urologist. I’ve decided to get this done in November (that’s when our baby will be born) because my wife and I got married knowing that we’re both AS. You might think it’s a big risk but we both knew what we were getting into. Before we got married, we both wanted a child.

When she got pregnant, we took a test to confirm the genotype of the baby, and if she turned out to be SS, we would have aborted immediately. Luckily, she’s AS.

I’m a health worker, so I have experienced firsthand what women go through with birth control and family planning. I’ve seen how it messes them up in different ways like weight gain and constant bleeding. I’ve decided to take that pain off my wife and get a vasectomy done.

Ayo, 34
I’ve decided to get one. I’m married and I have 2 boys that mean the world to me. People ask if I don’t want to try again for a girl and I wonder if they will help me cater for that extra mouth in this Nigerian economy.

Source: https://www.zikoko.com/man/5-nigerian-men-talk-about-vasectomies/

.please how is the formed sperm expel from the body because to me,excess accumulation of it in the body makes me asexually unrest.

sapphiere:
https://mumbaimirror.indiatimes.com/mumbai/other/mumbai-python-stalls-traffic-on-eastern-express-highway/articleshow/78241059.cms?utm_source=contentofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst

.let the snake come to Nigeria and try this nonsense na body go tell am inside pot.

naptu2:
These are pictures of furniture that was made in Aba. The pictures were shared by Sam Hart, the director general of the Abia State Marketing and Quality Management Agency.

.na durability we day talk about ooo, them go last?

MrTAnonymous:
So they even have an association?
W

Incase you don't know na me talk

.betting has not help any life please, I have been following betting for the past 3yrs you can never have anything to offer you,they collect the little you have and leave you with nothing,if the government can ban itin all the country it will be a welcome development cause it has ruined lots of lives.

maxlev1:
I think u are the bitter one. I have been reading ur comment and it is very obvious u are very jealous and bitter abt the great people of that state. I have stayed at Uyo and Eket before, while I have also visited Ikot Ekpene, Ibeno and oron several times. And I can boldly tell u that the people are one most hospitable in Nigeria. I do not know ur tribe but u seem like an insecure person who feels he is better than others even when it is so glaring that they are better than u. I am from one of the states in the south south and the development here is far better than that of my state.

.Am a Rivers man,and the experience I shared here was far back when I was a child say 12 or 13 yrs of age.Don't know if it would have been different if I was an adult maybe with something to offer.

Ilaumoh:
You truly need deliverance cos you seems to be the only one on this forum with a negative and unconfirmed vibes.. Next time reduce your lying technique ok

.bitter truth.

IamCookie:
Hahaha...we refuse to be confine to the kitchen alone. We need to know what s happening within our environment and learn to be a part of the proceeding

.I feel you!

IlovePMB:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHdbp5o2wsA

Hope Uzodimma (aka Onwa Oyoko) arrives Imo after losing Edo. May head to supreme court.

.You mean the supreme court governor?

IamCookie:
Afterall, every battle Oshiomhole has fought, won and lost, is because of Tinubu.

As APC chairman, he fought Tinubu's battles. All the Governors and Ministers that had/have 2023 Presidential ambition, automatically became Oshiomhole's enemies, and he tried so hard to wrestle the APC party structures from them, in their respective states.

He did it with Ibikunle Amosun in Ogun state, Yari in Zamfara state, Rotimi Amaechi in Rivers, Rochas Okorocha in Imo.

That is aside the dirty work in places like Lagos (to silence Ambode), Oyo ( to silence Tegbe). The only reason Fayemi got the APC ticket for Ekiti was because Buhari was behind him gidigba.

Tinubu and Oshiomhole were fronting Segun Oni. Opeyemi Bamidele even got shot in the arm by unknown people during a rally for Fayemi.

So, Baba Tinubu just go and calm down abeg.

.woman talking politics, sha food don ready for house? lol.

Ilaumoh:
Please next time mind what you say about an ethnicity in a public forum ok..
More to ikot ekpene

.OK sir

i don't know if people do change that much,but with my experience there, ikweke afaha obonge will not change that much by now.I was there in the early 90s.Mehn you hear your teacher come and immediately she discovered you are not from there ,you hear stuffs like shaa una dy call us mmoghoo now you don come here,there is nothing you do to impress such teachers especially the female ones. Come to home front you see mature man with children leash dogs on you and derives joy on seeing the dogs after you. because of the level of illiteracy then in that place, your mates had no choice than communicate in their dialect and you will be forced to learn by force, then you will hear their parents scolding them for teaching you saying you have not taught them your own language, and now they can't gossip you again because you now know all their dialect.. There are some good people among them by the way,I remember my congregation Soul lovers Assembly, they where so hospitable.

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnn let's stop decieving ourselves nothing like rapture or heaven or hell, if you die your own has finished.

.so you think? there is eternity mehn.

talk about every other thing yes but hospitality, It's s big NO,they are damn racist. I remember growing up as a Young boy in that state,even in primary school you attend you see teachers being racist towards you,maybe it's their inferiority complex. afaha obong to be precise

What this outcome of the election today tells is:
1 those looting this country, the cry of the masses is reaching Heaven,one day you shall all see God act.
2 The notion that you must have the signature of a highly place person before anything get to you in Nigeria no matter how qualified you are for that very position, that notion will one day come to an end in Nigeria. It's a big happy moment for the people of Edo state.

May God never let me disappoint people the way bihari has disappointed Nigerians .
May God never let me be put to shame like oshemoli will be put today in Edo state.
May God never allow me to be view like a high caliber person just to come and display my low mentality like Linda ikeji is doing today by showing footwears and bags as an achievements on my birth day.
May God never allow the Satan in me to be so public like it did in pastor David ibiomeyie .
May God always show those who thinks I can't do it without them that he his the God and not them like it will be in the case of oshemole and obasagie. May God never allow me to easily give up on my fight with someone a am more equipped to defeat like was in the case of Jonathan and ambode.
May God always protect Nigerians from subsequent leaders never to be like bihari.
These and many more are my prayers oh lord.

Very true. I wonder how people get scammed so so easily,someone you don't know calls you and start telling you of a community chance at agip you are to call so so and so at the end you are asked to pay so so amount to secure a chance,then you foolishly send your money to this total stranger just like that. As if you don't know that if there is a chance,even if that person is occupied with job,he or she will go to relatives far and near to give them or even sell such chances to well known persons around them.

please don't send him into that journey of no return.